Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Wait, seriously? Does this mean that we may be able to release Star Wars by December of 1975?
Yeah. well, Kinda.

We didn't have any major production problems. George was able to get everything done without many problems.

But there is the post-production that we need to worry about. And well...

George's Ambition might make that a bit of a long one.
 
What's in a Brand
What's in a Brand

"Guys, I've got to be honest, we don't really have good brand recognition." Mike said in what would be the last meeting before Christmas break.

You and George both looked at each other, the both of you feeling a mixture of both confusion and insult, you look back to Mike, "Okay...and?" George asked absently.

"It's not a life or death thing for the company at this moment, and we sure as hell are leaving our mark on the industry even with no films released yet, but I'm doing some strategizing for Star Wars and Rocky marketing, and it's going to be really hard to establish box office turnout on name alone, so we'd have to rely on both being extremely good for turnout." Mike pointed out.

"George made Graffiti, Carrie made some Nights, and I starred in MASH; I think we can get enough people to show up for opening weekend and from there let word of mouth spread, especially once we have good trailer footage." You said.

"Yes, enough, but I don't want enough Bruce, I want as much as possible. The good thing is, we got two-ish years to plan, and there's a number of ways we can work well with public relations. The first and easiest thing we can do is our brand imagery, I want a new company logo." Mike requested.

"What's wrong with Lucasfilms Unlimited?" George asked with caution. You gave Mike the evil eye with the man pulling his hands up disarmingly.

"I'm not saying I want to change the company name at all, I just want a new logo to represent us before the opening credits of our film plays." Mike explains, calming you and George down a bit.

"What's wrong with what we got?" You asked.

"Cause it's bland and boring. It's just green text on a black screen with no sound or musical backdrop, that doesn't leave a lasting impression and it doesn't sell us to anyone." Mike informed, something you and George didn't fight back on. "Think about all the other studios and you got something iconic with the name. 20th Century Fox, you got the orchestra and Hollywood lights. MGM, you got the lion. Disney, you got Mickey and the magic castle. Paramount, you got the stars. Universal, you got the globe. We need to recreate something like that with Lucasfilms. It may not seem like much, but good logos can come a hell of a long way. People eat KFC because they got the Colonel on the bucket, we need that reaction." Mike said.

It was...actually something you completely agreed with when you thought about it. Whenever you sat down to watch a Fox movie, just hearing the Trumpets got you pretty hyped for the movie and seeing any Disney iconography got you warm fuzzy feelings and made you motivated to buy a ticket even with their recent lineup of stinkers. Hell, you couldn't even stay too mad with Warner Bros after THX cause they were the people who made the Looney Tunes. If you were to be the company behind Star Wars, Rocky, Kung Fu Kid, and many more, you definitely needed a strong brand that would click well with it.

At Mike's explanation, George actually got quite giddy and a little hyped, "Oh, this is actually pretty great. I've been thinking about doing something similar for quite a while, but I thought we would only need to do so right before Star Wars. If we're talking about it now, then I'd love to shift our logo." George said in a rare tone of excitement.

"Well alright George, let's hear it." Mike requested. You leaned forward, eager to see what new masterpiece George had in mind.

"Okay, so here's the scene. It's pitch black, then a blue rectangle appears. There's a soft sound that appears, it's a whir like an air raid siren. About 15 to 20 seconds go by and it keeps on rising in intensity, ending in a very loud and triumphant brass roar with Lucasfilms appearing in bright bold silver." George pitched excitedly.

Both Mike and you stared at George in bafflement, "George, how loud are we talking here?" Mike asked.

"Loud enough to have the whole theater shaking, I'm talking a boom that can be heard in the next one over." George said rather eagerly.

"And you described it as an air raid siren, one that's going to be playing before our family friendly films?" You questioned.

Looking between you and Mike and realizing that he was outnumbered, George crossed his arms with a rather childish pout, "You'll see, I'll find a way." He protested.

Shaking your head, you ventured with a more rational idea, "Any way we can incorporate THX or Graffiti? The Thunderbird smashing through the drive-in is pretty iconic."

"Well I would love to go with that, if we had the rights that is. Unfortunately even though you two are the creators, if we do anything beyond vague and harmless references legal is going to fighting lawsuits left and right." Mike said, with George releasing a heavy sigh at the reminder that his first two beloved children were owned by other companies.

"Well what about Star Wars? Something with the hyperspace transition could be pretty neat." You offered.

"I guess, but I want something more neutral to show we're a diverse production studio." Mike pondered.

The three of you then debated possible logos for the next ten minutes, but nothing seemed to click. You were starting to come back around to contentment with the green text until George offered a compromise.

"How about we outsource and let the employees decide?"

"Really?" You asked, surprised he was willing to leave such a big part of his company's imagery to the workers.

George shrugged, "Why not, they're part of the family and doing something like this can raise morale and foster a sense of unity. We can give a little bonus as incentive, and some lucky employee will forever be part of Lucasfilms history."

You nod your head in concession as it wasn't the first or last time an organization's iconography was decided via contest and clearly the rest of you didn't have any ideas.

"I guess it's worth a shot. But we need to have a stipulation for the possibility of rejecting it altogether if the submissions are garbage, though let's give a bonus to whoever comes up with the best of the worst if that happens. If all else fails, let's bring Ralph in and have him come up with something." Mike offered, with you and George nodding your head.

For the next several weeks an atmosphere of excitement filled the Lucasfilms halls with discussions about the contest. A majority of employees didn't participate for lack of artistic talent and ideas, but those that did have both worked eagerly in their off hours to contribute their part to company history and get that sweet bonus.

On the eve of leaving for Tunisia, you and George looked over the submissions. Most were meh or barely passable, but a few brilliant ones shone through. In the end, the winner would be Farah and Feet who came with a simple and elegant design of the Lucasfilm logo in a bright green silhouette with it then shining as the interior of the letters were painted to a bright silver, and then shined in bright gold. Farah explained that it was symbolic of Lucasfilms' productions with the green highlight showing the concept that was born, then becoming reality through hard labor of silver steel, and once finished shined brightly as gold.

As loathe as you were to concede to the intelligence of a Bostonite, it was really simple and brilliant. Perhaps not as flashy or powerful as 20th Century or the MGM Lion, but classy and left a decent impression. George was deeply in love and you both gave a seal of approval.

While you weren't able to add the logo to Seven Samurai, it turned out to be a potentially good thing as George was able to get John Williams to work on a small sound byte to go with the logo, which in the end resulted in a triumphant and bold brass introduction.

Hopefully by the end of the decade whenever audiences saw the Lucasfilms flash, they would be hyped for some of cinema's greatest.
 
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Excerpt of Joe Rogan Experience #1491: Bill Burr
Excerpt of Joe Rogan Experience #1491: Bill Burr

BILL: I don't know. All I'm saying is...these kids walkin' around today...they're all kinda pussies.

JOE: *laughs* Sure- I get what you're saying. We're coddling an entire generation. But there are a lot of tough, young guys-

BILL: Look, Joe, I'm not saying that there aren't a lot tough guys out there who could completely destroy my old Irish ass. Just, you know, put me in a headlock screaming "That enough for ya grandpa?"

There are. Obviously. I'm just saying that when you compare the tough guys from today to the tough guys that were around when we were growing up- no comparison.

JOE: I thinks its different if you're generalizing an entire generation versus comparing fighters- the true tough guys- between generations. Fighters these days are a lot more skilled, disciplined, and well-rounded today than they were in the past.

BILL: So you're saying I'm comparing Apples to Oranges.

JOE: Yeah.

BILL: Okay, I'll give you an apple to compare. You know that kid who...what the hell was his name? Got famous on youtube and is now going around acting like a boxer? What's his face again?

JOE: Logan Paul? He got into some serious shit a while back for taping in a forest for suicides, man.

BILL: Yeah, him. And now he's going around pretending to being a boxer.

JOE: I've watched some of his stuff- its still developing, but I think he's a fighter. He might not be pro-level, but he's going out making fights. In fact, he's fighting Floyd Mayweather in an exhibition match soon. That takes some balls, man- Floyd is arguably the GOAT in boxing.

BILL: Sure- but its an exhibition match, right? And Floyd Mayweather isn't famous for knocking people out till next Sunday, right?

JOE: Well, he's got some serious knock-outs. Knocked out Ricky Hatton. But, he's not famous for his power.

BILL: You know who our version of Logan Paul is? Famous entertainer guy who then went on to box?

JOE: Hmm..Tony Danza? No, he started as a boxer then became an actor. Mickey Rourke.

BILL: Wait, really? Who's the Boss guy was a boxer?

JOE: Yeah, believe it or not. Really cool guy- I met him one time in an afterparty.

BILL: No shit- that's...But, no- well, yes, but that's not who I was thinking of. I'm talking about Bruce O'Brien.

JOE: Oh, shit, yeah. The Emerald Splash. I should'a thought of him.

BILL: The Emerald Splash, yeah. The guy was fuckin' Radar on MASH, just a comedic actor on some TV show then he goes and fights the Light Heavyweight champion of the world in a full-contact fifteen round match for the belt. I mean, Jesus. That Paul kid can't even compare- and that's what I'm talking about.

JOE: You know, Bruce O'Brien was a serious martial artist before he went on MASH.

BILL: Seriously?

JOE: Yeah- he was a disciple of Bruce Lee. Met him on the set of Enter the Dragon when he was, like, 16 or something. Learned Jeet Kun Do from him.

BILL: Wait, he was in Enter the Dragon? Why was he boxing?

JOE: I remember reading his biography a while back- I think according to it he just did it for fun. And it spiraled from there.

BILL: You read his biography?

JOE: You might not know this since this was a more West Coast Standup thing but he actually did some standup in Vegas before going into acting and boxing.

BILL: Huh- that's interesting. Kinda had the comedy/acting/fighting thing going on before you.

JOE: I mean, he showed it was possible to be good at a lot of things.

BILL: Well, good for him. I mean it. But, that's my point, the kid was probably on top of the world- a good looking guy on a good TV show making some good money. And then he goes and fights the World Champion.

JOE: What's crazier is that he was worth a LOT of money when he took the fight. Like- a lot.

BILL: What? Really?

JOE: Yeah- he was worth like 90+ million at the time.

BILL: Jesus Christ. Guy is on top of the world- has no needs and all the money in the world. Can go and just destroy- DESTROY- the dating scene. You know with models and all that? And, what does this Irish prick do? Gets drunk and challenges the World Champ. Just to prove he is the toughest SOB out there.

If that isn't the most Irish thing ever, I don't know what is.

JOE: (laughs)
 
Going back to the old D&D idea, how's about getting together with George and trying to implement a Star Wars TTRPG (ala Star Wars 5e)?

Start with something along the lines of a basic pamphlet, and release additional rules and content with each SW project's novelization [in the back].

Are you actually aware that Star Wars has a long established history with official RPGs? The first ever Star Wars RPG was West End Games's The Star Wars Roleplaying Game, and while not nearly the moneymaking juggernaught of the games and comics, it was a important staple of the Fandom and even more critically the lore introduced in the Sourcebook served as a foundation for a shit ton of Bantam books and Dark Horse comics plots, characters and settings. I'm fine with us going with West End again, though I'd also be down for Talsorian Games:
starwars.fandom.com

Star Wars: The Roleplaying Game

The Star Wars Roleplaying Game was the first licensed roleplaying game set in the Star Wars universe. It was published by West End Games from 1987 until they lost the license in 1998. A German-language version was published by Welt der Spiele a few years later. One player is the gamemaster who...

Pretty much.

The funny thing is, Carrie only used the costumes they had as well as a few other well known photos.

Basically…only the charecters that are there.

And the funny thing is, since Carrie Patented the body pillow thing, and soon the Japanese will be wanting to make them…

It's really possible that by the end of 80s or 90s she will be a billionaire

Don't forget we got Rocky coming out and if Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers are cool with it, body pillows of Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed would probably sell just as much as Han or Luke pillows.

Wait, seriously? Does this mean that we may be able to release Star Wars by December of 1975?

4 months is way too short of a time for post-production and we want to give Marcia all she needs to make a great movie through editingalong with plenty of time for Mike to work his magic in marketing along with trailers and cast tours and events. Personally I'm hoping for summer or Christmas of 1976. It'd be cool to do summer and then have Rocky come out its OTL date, but if we do that then Rocky's got no chances of earning its rightful Oscars due to the sheer awesomeness of Star Wars.

Hey guys we should maybe do modeling next time I definitely want to spread us around on the sexy man magazine

I'm very much down for that, although I would hope that our fame along with our sexy looks and powerful built would lower the DC considerably. Actually since we're on topic, Mark and Carrie did a ton of modeling work in the lead up to and after Star Wars, and I feel like with Carrie's trait and Bruce having some experience that Mike would be pushing heavily for the two to have some photoshoots to draw some hype and excitement in the shared O'Brian fanbase for their first movie together:

^Imagine this but with the intimacy and open love of Carrie and her husband Bruce.
 
"Making of Star Wars: Behind The Curtain" said:
"So we had The Movie all done. Filming wrapped, editing done, John's score... everything set and ready to go. We do a first screening for the executives - Me, George, Ike, all the guys. We finish watching it and there we were, walking out. Happy as can be. But Ike, Ike had this look about him like he'd just charged Omaha Beach butt naked with a stick and won. Absolutely shell-shocked. He says to himself - right hand to Christ, this is what he said - 'The IRS aint gonna pray to God anymore, they're gonna pray to Star Wars.'"
 
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And people wonder why I shipped Luke and Leia

Actually they almost came close to dating during New Hope. Mark had a major crush on her and there was some feelings of mutual attraction from Carrie with the two sharing a kiss, but neither committed due to Mark having a very strict no actor dating policy after his last relationship with a co-star ended in a very horrible breakup and Carrie was in the middle of a weird three month affair with Harrison. After filming ended there was this short will they, won't they phase between them but then Carrie began her many years on and off again relationship with Paul Simon and Mark met his future wife, and while Carrie had a long and messy love life, it seems that Mark got his happily ever after with he and his wife having a strong marriage that lasts to this day and the two having three kids.

Also when I was reading the Carrie Bio, it amazed me that fucking every guy she came into contact with in the 70's and 80's had a major crush on her. Apparently she was the object of affection for every guy at her high school, all of her major costars fell in love with her or dated her; Carrie was literally living life with nat 20 charisma with everyone who she didn't hate being spellbound by her. Here Bruce comes in, is her first ever boyfriend and they get married after she turns 18. Probably a shit load of men over Hollywood are going to be feeling jealous towards Bruce.
 
You know, I do hope that Bruce geta invited to the Johnny Carson show sometime soon. The potential there would be something amazing.
 
Here Bruce comes in, is her first ever boyfriend and they get married after she turns 18. Probably a shit load of men over Hollywood are going to be feeling jealous towards Bruce
Carrie may have nat 20 charisma but Bruce has an even greater power.

Magoose dice simping for Carrie. :V

Phrasing! :V

Jokes aside, I can't help but feel that that jealousy isn't helped by Bruce's... reputation as a "nosy troublemaker", to say the least.
At this point most people think Bruce is just insane and doing whatever the hell he sets his mind too.

And it's very strange.
Hmm say would it be worth it to expand Lucas Films Unlimited to be able to make its own merchandise?
A lot of fucking money.
You know, I do hope that Bruce geta invited to the Johnny Carson show sometime soon. The potential there would be something amazing.
Oh I have plans for that.
 
Lost In Your Stars
Lost In Your Stars:

It was a beautiful summer evening in August 1975, and Dave and Farah found themselves on a date in LA. They had worked tirelessly on George's film, Star Wars, the previous year, and tonight was their first chance to unwind and have fun outside of work.

As they sat sipping cocktails, Dave's attention drifted to the pad of paper he'd brought along. He stared at the blank canvas for a moment before he absently began doodling the iconic Luke Skywalker character with a multitude of various lightsabers. Farah noticed and chuckled. She too had a sketch pad and was scribbling ideas for new costumes she wanted to create.

As the night progressed, they talked about their work and their place in the universe. Dave wondered if they would ever have the opportunity to create something as timeless as the upcoming film would for sure turn out to be.

Farah reassured him. She reminded him that they had been a part of something remarkable, something that had never been seen before, and that even if they never had another project like it, they should feel proud of what they had accomplished.

Dave smiled, looking up at Farah and thinking about how special she was to him. They had been through so much together, creating something that would outlast them both. And now here they were, two young professionals lost in their craft but also lost in each other's eyes.

As their eyes locked in a loving gaze, there was a comfortable silence between them. They continued to doodle, exchanging ideas and enjoying each other's company until the night started to wind down. As they paid their bill, Dave and Farah hugged each other tightly, perhaps realizing that in each other's company, there was an ability to face the challenges and uncertainties of life with renewed hope and creativity.


A few days following their dinner in LA, Dave and Farah, with their friends Bruce and Feet, went on a fishing excursion off the coast on Feet's sailboat. Before boarding the boat, Farah had donned practical yet tastefully flamboyant fishing gear, complete with a hot pink cap and matching vest adorned with bright lures. Dave and Bruce looked amused but Feet seemed impressed, recognizing the importance of colorful lures to attract certain fish.

As they set off, Feet took the helm and navigated them to a nearby reef he had scouted earlier in the week. Once they arrived, Dave and Bruce were excited to cast their lines but Farah was calm and collected, patiently waiting for the right moment.

It wasn't long before they caught a few fish, but Farah was still waiting for the big one. Suddenly, her line went taut, and she quickly began reeling it in. The fish fought hard, but Farah's experience and skill allowed her to stay in control. As she pulled it closer to the boat, it became clear that this was the biggest fish of the lot.

Feet assisted her in bringing the fish, a halibut over 350 lbs., on board, impressed by her fishing prowess. They all congratulated Farah on her catch and took a photo with the impressive fish before taking the necessary steps to fit it into the coolers.

"I don't know why you're all surprised, my foster dad helped teach me how to catch bigger fish in East Coast waters...like I said, the Red Sox can beat the Yankees any day of the week."

"Why you–"

After a successful day of fishing, they decided to grill their catches for the day and watch the stars rise over the water, a whole galaxy unfolding before them without the taint of light pollution. What a night it was to get lost in each other's eyes...

Elsewhere (read: the other side of the boat) Bruce and Feet made smalltalk regarding the new game Bruce had found a few days beforehand.


Title: The Old Hunter and the Void by Dave Alistair ( Short Film, read: "Pixar Short" )

Logline: An aging Mandalorian, Mira Skirata, takes on her greatest challenge yet, venturing into deep space to capture the deadliest creature in the galaxy, the summa-verminoth. Along the way, she faces not only the physical challenges of the hunt but also confronts her own mortality and legacy.

Introduction: Mira is a veteran Mandalorian bounty hunter who has dedicated her entire life to her craft. Years of hunting dangerous bounties in the wake of the Great Purge of Mandalore have left her scarred but also wise and respected by her colleagues. At the outset of the story, we find Mira in her twilight years, struggling to find meaning outside of her profession.

Act One: Mira hears rumors of a massive bounty for the capture of a summa-verminoth, a creature that has eluded bounty hunters for generations. Despite her age and declining physical abilities, Mira accepts the challenge, seeing it as the opportunity to cement her legacy and prove herself once more.

Act Two: Mira sets out into deep space aboard her small ship, alone for the hunt. Along the way, she struggles with the loneliness and isolation of the long journey and begins to question her own motivations and legacy. She discovers the creature's trail and faces various obstacles, including a rival hunter and a skirmish with a group of space pirates.

Act Three: As Mira tracks the summa-verminoth, she begins to feel a kinship with the beast. She sees its impressive resilience and strength as a reflection of her own. The final showdown with the summa-verminoth is both thrilling and tragic, as Mira uses her years of wisdom and experience to finally capture the creature, but at great personal cost.

Epilogue: Mira returns to civilization, hailed as a hero and with great riches from the bounty. But even in victory, she realizes that the true satisfaction was not in the capture but in the challenge and the journey itself. With newfound peace, Mira steps away from her life as a bounty hunter, content that her legacy is secure. As she walks away, a young but familiar Mandalorian (Boba Fett) approaches her for tutelage.
 
seeing @Orion Ultor s idea above, i wanted to propose my own basic concept for a Series based on a mandalorian:

(No actual workshopping on character or anything, simply a literal basic outline of how it would function, and why.)

A series, ideally made after Empire to capitalise on the 'whoa neat guy, what his name? Boba Fett?', centered around a Mando bounty hunter doing their thing around the galaxy, working for literally anyone who will pay so long as it doesn't violate their personal morals (or maybe sometimes doing things they object to under the implicit threat of being called a rebel sympathizer if they don't). The idea would be to showcase two things:
1) How the Empire functions, the little evils it perpetrates while not blowing up planets and such. Sectors which are essentially fiefdoms for Grand Moffs who have almost complete autonomy so long as they maintain basic guidelines, pay their share to the greater imperial structure, and do as their told. Make sure to show that not all imperials are evil. Hell, not even most of them. They're people trying to make a living, the evil is in the rules they must enforce and the quotas they often live under, depending on the style of management their sector takes. Sometimes they genuinely hate the Imperial structure but the only alternative is to be a rebel and get stomped on, far outside of the zone of influence the rebellion has, especially in its diminished state. So, they work for it to try and reduce how much it screws their homes.
2) show Mandalorian culture in the Empire, and start explaining what it was like before. talk big about how diminished Mandalore is today, it's greatest warriors and exemplars reduced to Bounty Hunters and Enforcers for others. make sure to emphasize that while Mandalorians wouldn't likely be friendly with the Empire were they more cohesive, they never were historically, nor will they likely ever be, very friendly to the Jedi Order.

Basic concept for the first season:

A skeleton of myth episodes which solely center around the focal Mandalorian character tracking down, and delving into ruins left behind in the wake of the Imperial Reformation of the New Republic. Attempting to both acquire upgrades to their capabilities (both equipment and Beskar) and find out what happened. Explain, through vague hints and genuine frustration on the part of the character and what Mandalorian associates they have that they don't actually know what happened to the Mandalorian Arsenal (Hint Hint, The Emperor absolutely flattened them after taking over because wow an entire, fiercely independent warrior culture that has almost taken over the galaxy multiple times?). then fill the rest of the season witn 'bounty of the week' episodes with new criminals being hunted or new people either related to the main characters past or the greater context of Mandalore. do some episodes purely on weird stuff or to emphasize something that cant be brought up in the move. Like, say, do an entire episode that takes place during the transit between two hub worlds in different, neighboring galactic sectors because wow space is big.

Anyone who wants to expand this into something greater, feel free.
 
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At this point, we should probably use our connections to Ronald Reagan to just end this bleedin' strike now, while the government is still sympathetic to the union. :V
 
is the strike not good for us as our movies dont use the Union and we can keep on getting foreign films, and the other movie studios and distributors are bleeding money?
 
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