Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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AWWWW!!! This is definitely one of the sweetest moments of the Quest I've seen so far. It's really cute and wholesome to see both of them being healthy and living their best lives together, and it's actually kind of inspirational to see Carrie keeping up with Bruce and proving to be very athletic in her own right. Looking forward to Princess Leia throwing hands and Carrie O'Brian becoming the first action heroine. All of that teasing and close contact exercise must be doing wonders for Bruce's discipline.
So here's a thought. We are going to make Carrie the first Action heroine with Leia. Has she shown any interest in maybe learning some type of martial art?

Cuz I'm thinking that after we prove to the world how badass Leia is, we have her go into a competition to prove something to herself. And there she makes contact with Cynthia Rothrock , "The Queen of Martial Arts". We pull her in to our pool of talent, and get two female badasses to include in our crazy bag of ideas.

Another option might be to do some more action directing and meet her, then introduce her to Carrie and the sports rivalry commences.

We also need to see if we can get in contact with Jackie Chan during our production of Martial Arts Kid, get him interested in the idea. And then maybe omake his reaction to watching the movie. That way we up our chances to get him for the sequel that was pitched. I just can't imagine anyone else taking his place, the pitch was that good.

Rip poor timing you shall be missed.

This ruined most of my nonsensical omake idea, until I realized I can just make it so it happens before this turn. 😁
 
So here's a thought. We are going to make Carrie the first Action heroine with Leia. Has she shown any interest in maybe learning some type of martial art?

Cuz I'm thinking that after we prove to the world how badass Leia is, we have her go into a competition to prove something to herself. And there she makes contact with Cynthia Rothrock , "The Queen of Martial Arts". We pull her in to our pool of talent, and get two female badasses to include in our crazy bag of ideas
If you want to make Leia an action heroine, rather than martial arts the she should probably learn how to shoot a gun.
 
I dare say that "Some Nights is too successful" is arguably the best reason that distributing Lady Snowblood failed. It isn't due to a lack of interest in the film, but rather that there are no screens available to show it on.
 
A Tough Guy, Such A Wise Guy
Speaking of it, can we evolve it further?
I dunno, let's see.

A Tough Guy, Such A Wise Guy:

Bruce had, since coming to Hollywood, thought briefly of his old friends on the block, mostly because of the time, distance and sheer effort he'd been putting in (at first) not to starve. So it came entirely as a shock the day when, seemingly out of the blue, he ran into Sean Harris.

Bruce had always looked up to Sean, going back to when he'd been just a kid, Sean would sometimes stop to talk to him when he was on his way to school, church, or even just plain mischief. Even though Sean was a few years older and sometimes seemed gruff, he always found a way to make Bruce and the other kids feel like they were a tough guys too.

But overall, Sean was one of those kids who hated, loathed their lot in life. It wasn't any particular thing that made him this way, though his dad passing away before he went to high school or the WASP kids in their school who looked down on them for being Irish didn't help either. But for the most part, Sean just wasn't satisfied with what life had to offer, the lifepath that seemed to be laid out for him with little in the way of his own choices.

And then Sean got drafted to fight in Vietnam.

A couple years had gone by since then, with little in the way of news, and it was only by luck that the draft had ended last year just as Bruce himself turned 18. But every now and then, when he thought about his old buddies back home, he'd stop and wonder what happened to them.

It wasn't until he was on set one day when, out of the blue, he'd spotted him one day as one of the stuntmen that'd been hired on. In all honesty, Bruce almost hadn't recognized Sean, that angry, rebellious punk from Brooklyn was now a calm, sure-spoken...gentleman (for lack of a better word). When everything wrapped up, Bruce asked him to a nearby diner so they could catch up and talk about how the times had changed. In the middle of it all, Sean had offered Bruce a chance to see everything he'd learned as a US Marine Infantryman.

And that was how he'd ended up at a rifle range, bullshitting with Sean and his friends as they underwent a "typical course of fire"–

[Rolled d100+10=79]

–and had somehow done just well enough that he qualified to be their Boot.

Afterwards, when they'd all done a shake down to get rid of all the extra rounds and loose brass to appease the Ammotech, they'd gotten absolutely blitzed out of their mind, the night ending with a pub crawl that'd somehow, gotten John and a couple others involved [Bruce hadn't expected to...get so deep into it but apparently two shots of Bacardi 151 were a hair too much].

Of course–

[Roll d100=27]

–the next morning wasn't nearly the...same amount of fun that it'd been the night before. Waking up at nearly 11AM, he'd found the lot of them all bundled up into a random diner's booths, with Bruce somehow missing his pants and a really embarrassing colon tattoo on his hand [it...later turned out that it was Sharpie marker].

Embarrassed, he'd payed the Diner's owners a couple thousand for their troubles...and started helping them clean up their mess.

Back in the corner, a somehow hangover-free Sean laughed at their misfortune...and then wrangled everyone else into helping cleanup their mess.
 
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I dunno, let's see.

A Tough Guy, Such A Wise Guy:

Bruce had, since coming to Hollywood, thought briefly of his old friends on the block, mostly because of the time, distance and sheer effort he'd been putting in (at first) not to starve. So it came entirely as a shock the day when, seemingly out of the blue, he ran into Sean Harris.

Bruce had always looked up to Sean, going back to when he'd been just a kid, Sean would sometimes stop to talk to him when he was on his way to school, church, or even just plain mischief. Even though Sean was a few years older and sometimes seemed gruff, he always found a way to make Bruce and the other kids feel like they were a tough guys too.

But overall, Sean was one of those kids who hated, loathed their lot in life. It wasn't any particular thing that made him this way, though his dad passing away before he went to high school or the WASP kids in their school who looked down on them for being Irish didn't help either. But for the most part, Sean just wasn't satisfied with what life had to offer, the lifepath that seemed to be laid out for him with little in the way of his own choices.

And then Sean got drafted to fight in Vietnam.

A couple years had gone by since then, with little in the way of news, and it was only by luck that the draft had ended last year just as Bruce himself turned 18. But every now and then, when he thought about his old buddies back home, he'd stop and wonder what happened to them.

It wasn't until he was on set one day when, out of the blue, he'd spotted him one day as one of the stuntmen that'd been hired on. In all honesty, Bruce almost hadn't recognized Sean, that angry, rebellious punk from Brooklyn was now a calm, sure-spoken...gentleman (for lack of a better word). When everything wrapped up, Bruce asked him to a nearby diner so they could catch up and talk about how the times had changed. In the middle of it all, Sean had offered Bruce a chance to see everything he'd learned as a US Marine Infantryman.

And that was how he'd ended up at a rifle range, bullshitting with Sean and his friends as they underwent a "typical course of fire"–

[Rolled d100+10=79]

–and had somehow done just well enough that he qualified to be their Boot.

Afterwards, when they'd all done a shake down to get rid of all the extra rounds and loose brass to appease the Ammotech, they'd gotten absolutely blitzed out of their mind, the night ending with a pun crawl that'd somehow, gotten John and a couple others involved.

Of course–

[Roll d100=27]

–the next morning wasn't nearly the...same amount of fun that it'd been the night before. Waking up at nearly 11AM, he'd found the lot of them all bundled up into a random diner's booths, with Bruce somehow missing his pants and a really embarrassing colon tattoo on his hand (thank God it was small).

Embarrassed, he'd payed the Diner's owners a couple thousand for their troubles...and started helping them clean up their mess.

Back in the corner, a somehow hangover-free Sean laughed at their misfortune...and then wrangled everyone else into helping cleanup their mess.

Thanks to one of Otto's earliest works, Bruce has a trait where he stops binge drinking and I really hate the idea of random tattoos for the lulz.
 
Wow, the Magoose dice really went wild this turn. Then again, this is the Magoose dice.

"Wanna get rid of blood-suckin' paparazzi? Done, we got ya'. Wanna critical in every action with Carrie? Done. We boys got ya'. Wanna progress in anything that isn't the Emmys? DENIED!"
 
If you want to make Leia an action heroine, rather than martial arts the she should probably learn how to shoot a gun.

Bruce can teach her Gun Handling, I'm surprised no one remembered Brucie Goosie has that skill..

Speaking of it, can we evolve it further?



So what I'm hearing is that we'd rather go the gun shooting heroine route. Ok then, I guess we'd have to due some Keanu Reeves shooting range practice Omakes.
 
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"Wanna get rid of blood-suckin' paparazzi? Done, we got ya'. Wanna critical in every action with Carrie? Done. We boys got ya'. Wanna progress in anything that isn't the Emmys? DENIED!"
"Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. That is the Magoose Dice's first law of equivalent exchange."
 
Man, the dice failures really stink but considering literally everything was was a high success and it was our Social life, I'll take that W any day. Snowblood and Emmy representation make sense. Alan Ladd continues to prove to be frustrating, might just do an Omake to boost that because he seems to be a bit of an ass by reaching out then never returning any calls. I hope he doesn't pluck Steve away from Lucasfilms because there's no way in hell we're going to keep the dynamic duo apart.
Well, it could have been worse, It could have been really bad on the social life.
I bet all the O'Brian relatives at the wedding are going to be hella confused on which branch of the family George belongs to.
And then it gets wierd at the wedding.
All of that teasing and close contact exercise must be doing wonders for Bruce's discipline.
And Carries, even though she's doing the teasing.
Oh Lord, that nat 100 really is going to make this a literal fairytale wedding. SUPER HYPED for the Wedding interlude and depending how it turns out I'll probably create a multi-part Omake series covering it from all the different angles. Literally starting out the marriage the perfect way, many happy years for the O'Brians. Will say, even though we're doing this private, I would think Steve or George would offer to film the event. Not to sell to the media, but to make a nice movie as a present for Bruce and Carrie to hold on to and show their kids.
Get hype, cause I loveit.
Honestly, I kinda wish the trait didn't just get removed and instead evolved into a bonus when performing comedy that someone scripted for us, but a malus to trying it on our own. Would show some interesting growth to Goose.
Well, here is the thing.

It's going to get replaced by something else... eventually.

Belive me, just because Bruce has gotten better at comedy, dosen't mean that things are going to get easier.
So here's a thought. We are going to make Carrie the first Action heroine with Leia. Has she shown any interest in maybe learning some type of martial art?
She already knows Tai Chi.
I dare say that "Some Nights is too successful" is arguably the best reason that distributing Lady Snowblood failed. It isn't due to a lack of interest in the film, but rather that there are no screens available to show it on.
Yep.

Considering that Some Nights is literally the biggest film in the world right now... it works.
A Tough Guy, Such A Wise Guy:
Here are the REwards:

[]I know Gun Fu! (Increase firearm trait)
[]Old Friends Stick Together (Unknown Effect)
[]The Bad Man is Gone. (Don't expect stupidity right now, Bruce is a happily married man)
Wow, the Magoose dice really went wild this turn. Then again, this is the Magoose dice.
YOu're acting surprised about that?

Wow.
So what I'm hearing is that we'd rather go the gun shooting heroine route. Ok then, I guess we'd have to due some Keanu Reeves shooting range practice Omakes.
Terran Tactical hasn't been founded yet though?
"Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. That is the Magoose Dice's first law of equivalent exchange."
Hey, no quoting FMA here... at least not yet.
 
Honestly, I kinda wish the trait didn't just get removed and instead evolved into a bonus when performing comedy that someone scripted for us, but a malus to trying it on our own. Would show some interesting growth to Goose.
Eh, Magoose Dice has a tendency to reinforce success and failure with certain categories. We saw it in the update with all Carrie actions being crit successes while Bruce's attempt at screenwriting was an absolute failure with him not having a single successful script write, likely to not have anything if it weren't for the Kung Fu Kid rewards. So something tells me next time Bruce takes a Comedy action he'll fail.

If you want to make Leia an action heroine, rather than martial arts the she should probably learn how to shoot a gun.
For New Hope we probably won't be able to do too much martial arts Leia with how the script is, so we'll have to focus on her being a better shot than Han and Luke and maybe a couple of action moments where she does some takedowns on Stormtroopers. That's actually part of the reason I'm looking forward to the Empire rewrites because instead of romance inside of the mouth of a space worm, we can have the Han and Leia B plot be a romantic thriller where they have to survive a John Wick style chase from the bounty hunters.

[X]I know Gun Fu! (Increase firearm trait)
Looking forward to the day we pick up Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves as apprentices. Speaking of Gun Fu, @Magoose does Bruce own any firearms? Not that I want him to join the NRA, but a pistol and rifle would be good for home defense. Maybe he bought some with the Home is where the Heart is trait to protect his family in an invasion and motivated by his near death via mugging.
 
Speaking of Gun Fu, @Magoose does Bruce own any firearms?
He actually does not.

Not for the reasons you think.

He's such a physically powerful force that he thinks he's a better line of protection than a fire arm.

Of course, that may also change.

But for now, its mostly youthful arrogance that is stopping him from getting into that kind of home defense.
 
We got Gun Fu..

Now we got to learn how to use it to its highest potential via building in instincts, great accuracy..

And find a way to get Kevlar Suits.
 
He actually does not.

Not for the reasons you think.

He's such a physically powerful force that he thinks he's a better line of protection than a fire arm.

Of course, that may also change.

But for now, its mostly youthful arrogance that is stopping him from getting into that kind of home defense.
He still feels that way after someone shot him?
 
Not that I want him to join the NRA, but a pistol and rifle would be good for home defense.
You can own firearms and not be part of the NRA.

I'm aware of a good many in the military and law enforcement that detest the current NRA, and refuse to join.
With the way the thread's talking, Bruce is going to end up turning into a freaking prepper. And you know what? I'm down.
...I mean:
The Mandalorian Gym Programs said:
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Wanted to tackle the Martial Arts and Physical Conditioning Track first, but if y'all want...it's a $2.5 Mil [total: across all programs] drop in the bucket, start up a network.
 
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最後の桜 [The Final Sakura Blossom]
Akira Kurasawa has expressed interest in working with LucasFilms Unlimited on a yet unknown Project… he speaks of Shakespeare in Japan.
...and then suddenly, it struck through his Recommendeds and he was reminded of Thus.

最後の桜 [The Final Sakura Blossom]: by Bruce O'Brian ( Shakesperean Drama / Romance )

Hiro was the greatest swordsmen the Nippon had ever seen. He was quick, powerful, and had never been defeated in combat. His enemies trembled at the mere mention of his name. But even a warrior as mighty as Hiro was not invincible.

It happened in an instant. One moment, he was battling a rival warrior clan, his sword flashing through the air as he cut down his enemies left and right. And then, suddenly, he was gone. Unseated from his horse, he fell to the ground, blood seeping from his wounds.

Hiro's son, Takeshi, was there to witness his father's fall. He was just eleven years old at the time, but he knew that he had to take up his father's mantle. For the next several years, Takeshi trained obsessively, honing his sword skills and meditating on the teachings of his father and grandfather.

When the time came for Takeshi to face the rival Samurai, he was ready. He had the same quick reflexes, the same unblinking gaze, and the same unflinching determination as his father. But he was not invincible either.

Takeshi fell in battle, just like his father had. And so the cycle repeated itself. The next generation, the next death. And the next. From Ancient Japan, to the Shogante Period, through World War II, and into the modern day. Year after year, decade after decade, the rival Samurai clans continued their endless, meaningless feud.

It wasn't until the modern era, with the families now battling each other through corporate competition, that Takeshi's great-grandson, Hikaru, began to question the point of it all. Why were they fighting? What was the point? Unfortunately, it had been lost to time, buried beneath the weight of generations of bloodshed. And that's when the second half of the story began, wherein a Japanese take on Romeo and Juliet, Hikaru fell in love with the daughter of his family's rival, Mayumi.

They were forced to keep their love a secret, but they both knew that they had to find a way to end the feud. Together, they worked to bring down both families from within, exposing the truth behind the fighting.

In the end, it was Hikaru and Mayumi who emerged victorious. They had destroyed the families that had been tearing Japan apart for centuries. And as Hikaru looked out at the peaceful world around him, he knew...the weight of their sins, such an act of familicide would taint them evermore. And as he beheld his ladylove, dead and gone beside him, he beheld and caressed her beauty gently, before slowly, deliberately enacting seppuku.

The film beholds the tragedy of it all, showing the audience the aftermath of generations and generations of bloodshed...and in its final moments, shows Mayumi clinging to life in a hospital bed, moments from awakening, leaving the question of what should be done to the audience.
 
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