Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Movie Pitch: The BFG
So, this one's been kind of tough for me. The idea came when I was talking with @Carcer about Roald Dahl's adaptations and how many of his works have been successfully adapted save for this one. I found it odd, since most of Dahl's works tend to at the very least end well, even when he's not directly involved (especially when he's not directly involved) but when I saw the movie I think I understood why; it was made with the wrong director in mind.

To understand better, Dahl's works, while stories for children, tend to also be quite dark, with abuse, institutional cruelty, scares, yet are things that stand out and enhance the experience with its wonder at such a raw world. But, the director was Steven Spielberg, who despite directing somber and dark stories, tends to be a dreamer and idealist at heart. As such, him bringing the darkness of the book was never going to work.

This movie, I think, will fit better in the 80's, right now, with the brand of horror that the decade is famous for, and with the kind of directors which ai think understand what we're trying to do, and how to bring it about. I also decided to do this in Stop-Motion since I think it would allow for the imagination to flow in how to make the giants, their different forms and idiosyncrasies.

Thus, I give you:

Movie Pitch:
The BFG

GENRE: Adventure/Fantasy/Horror

SUBGENRE: Stop-Motion/Action/Comedy

FORMAT: Animated Movie

Set Up: Based on the novel, The BFG, written by Roald Dahl. A young female orphan is met by a harmless giant. Getting to know each other, they become friends and seek help from the monarchy to stop and relocate mean giants who are bullies and like to eat humans. They try to stop them to make sure that everyone is safe.

Director: Henry Sellick and Joe Ranft
Writer: Melissa Mathison
Composer: Danny Elfman

- Follow the book more faithfully.

- Have different and unique designs for each giant. They don't need to look human.

- Have more scenes showing the giants being a menace to all, to better flesh them out and understand how big of a threat they are.

- Set the novel in the Victorian Period. Use a darker, German expressionist art to better distinguish the locations and tone of the film.

- At no moment due the giants regret their actions. There is no scene where they use dreams to make them feel guilt.

- In the final plan, rather than attack helicopters, replace them with "War Zeppelins" to better fit the period it would be set into.
Sophie: She is an orphan living in the orphanage, usually getting into trouble due to her adventurous and inquisitive nature. Her parents died when she was a baby, and thus she has no memory of them. She accidentally meets the BFG when she disobeys the rule of not looking outside during the night to avoid trouble, thus being taken by the BFG so that she does not let anyone know about him. They soon befriend each other, with Sophie giving the BFG the courage to stand against his "siblings" by going to Queen Victoria and getting her aid to stop their rampages.

Played By: Susan Sheridan
Alternate: Judith Barsi

The BFG (Big Friendly Giant): He is a friendly 24-foot-tall giant who has superhuman hearing and immense speed. His name comes out of him refusing to eat any humans, instead choosing to eat 'Snozzcumbers', a disgusting vegetable that grows in his land. He also travels the land distributing dreams and nightmares to boys and girls. Due to his friendly disposition he's often bullied by his other brothers, eventually looking for aid from Queen Victoria when he finds out they plan to raze London to the ground and eat each and every human in the city.

Played By: Ben Kingsley
Alternate: Spike Milligan

Queen Victoria: She is the Queen of the British Empire at its Zenith. Firm, bold, and ladylike, Queen Victoria does not believe the "fairy tales" about giants travelling the country side and eating men, women and children. That is, until she is given a nightmare by Sophie that prophesizes what may happen, as well as the coming of Sophie and the BFG with aid for the Empire. Though she does not lead the battle to capture the giants, she is behind enemy lines and giving the orders to the generals.

Played By: Angela Lansbury
Alternate: Judi Dench
The Fleshlumpeater: He is the leader of the nine man-eating giants and the largest and most horrible of the bunch. He shows no mercy for eating so many humans over the years, and is happy with what he has done and would continue it if he could. He is very stupid and can barely speak in coherent sentences due to his monstruous form.

Played By: Frank Welker

The Bloodbottler: He is the second-in-command of the nine man-eating giants. He has a fondness for the taste of human blood, and is also the smartest of the tribe, usually working behind the scenes and making sure that the tribe moves as he wishes it to thanks to how easy it is to manipulate the Fleshlumpeater. Cunning and cruel, he feels no guilt for his actions as the story develops.

Played By: Jim Cummings

The Manhugger: He is the tallest, and lankiest, of the nine man-eating giants. Due to his thin form, he believes that he must always be hungry, thus he always seems to be on the hunt for more and more to eat, only stopping when asleep. Unaware that he was tricked by the Bloobottler in order to always keep him away, lest he try to fight for the leadership position.

Played By: Paul Frees

The Meatdripper: A tree-like giant who uses its appearance to pretend to be a tree and scoop humans who pass by, take a rest on his shade, or are having a picnic, into his maw. He has atrocious hygiene, always dripping pieces of the leftover humans around his mouth, which he refuse to clean in case he "needs a small snack".

Played By: John Carradine

The Childchewer: He is the best friend of the Meatdripper, and got his name for his preference for eating children among the entire nine man-eating giants. The Childchewer is among the oldest of the giants, with hardly any hair on his scalp, and the few he has already going grey. His body and face has many folds of flesh that have dropped, his muscles no longer holding it together.

Played By: Phil Fondacaro

The Butcher Boy: He is the youngest member of the nine man-eating giants, and the cruelest by far, seeing nothing wrong with playing mean tricks on the BFG even though he is older than him. As the youngest, he has an innocent face that bellies his true nature, and tends to look more overweight, like a ball with arms and legs.

Played By: Dom DeLuise

The Maidmasher: He is one of the nine man-eating giants, and like its name suggests, he prefers the taste of women and maids when looking for human victims. Probably due to having the smallest head out of the group, but with razor sharp teeth on his mouth. He eats like a piranha, taking small but quick bites.

Played By: Robert Boone

The Bonecruncher: He is one of the nine man-eating giants, the one with no hair at all in his body, and with a giant Jaw to better eat the humans. He crunches up two humans for dinner every night and especially enjoys eating people from Turkey, making him the picky eater of the bunch, although he will go to other countries such as joining the other eight in a trip to England.

Played By: Mel Blanc

The Gizzardgulper: He is the shortest of the nine man-eating giants. He often lies above the rooftops of the cities to grab people walking down the streets. As such, he is the stealthiest and most silent of the group, usually moving ahead of the giants in order to take advantage and get the best pickings before the rest arrive.

Played By: Paul Shenar
Mary: She is the queen's maid, a devoted and fastidious worker who makes sure that everything goes according to the Queen's schedule.

Mr. Tibbs: The firm and by the book Head Butler of the Queen. He makes sure that the workers do their duty with punctuality, and that no one disturbs the Queen without an appointment.

Mrs. Clonkers: She is the director of the orphanage where Sophie lives, a shrieking, cruel woman who despises children and takes all her ill on her charges.

A.N.: My thanks to @Carcer for discussing the idea with me, and hoping that this can help us get a brand-new movie that can be made through Stop-motion with some of the best at the trade. Sellick and Ranft should be available at the moment, though I'm not sure how much experience they may have, they have the same aesthetic as what Burton usually worked with, which I think would be perfect for the movie.
 
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Daily Variety: Interview with David Cronenberg, March 1983
Daily Variety: Interview with David Cronenberg, March 1983

The buyout of Ardmore Studios in Ireland left many in the industry confused as to what were the higher powers at Lucasfilms planning, and now, one year after the buyout, we finally have news of a new venture as director David Cronenberg has been set to lead the studios new production, Still Wakes The Deep. The following is part of an interview held with Director David Cronenberg about said project, with reporter Connor Nelson interviewing.

Nelson: You and [John] Carpenter have been described as the New Wave of Horror Directors in Hollywood, any thoughts on that?

Cronenberg: Well, I find it funny to be called "New" when I've been at this for nearly ten years now [Both chuckle] but I think it's more likely that the audience is finally giving us a chance to show that Horror is not only something that can thrill and scare, but also make you think, reconsider, and perhaps see the world in a different way than before. John did that with Halloween, which in many ways focuses on themes of sexuality and danger, which has followed in many of the new "Slasher" films that are coming out. There's hardly any of them that don't put in some couple engaging in relations before they are brutally killed. Sometimes in the most silly of circumstances, which makes me wonder "Just what are they thinking?"

Nelson: There has been talk of different offers from many of the independent studios being rejected, is that the reason?

Cronenberg: Well, no... not completely. I've received some projects that feel interesting and would love to explore, but as you may know, I've already accepted the recent project for Lucasfilms in their Ardmore Studio [Still Wakes The Deep], and I may be good but even I would not try to tackle two projects at once [Cronenberg Smiles]

Nelson: I don't think any Director would. That brings us to another topic. Many of us are wondering is, why Ardmore? Just what made you accept the project?

Cronenberg: Aside from the money you mean [Cronenberg Laughs] Well, I'll admit that I was not that enthused at first, but it was Lucasfilms you know; nine out of ten times they seem to knock it out of the park, so I figured that I'd take a look and see if this one was unlucky number ten. It wasn't though, the story really called at me in many ways, so I met with Mr. Eisner and was given the go ahead.

Nelson: Just what was it about the script that called to you?

Cronenberg: I guess it was the entire tone and narrative direction of the film. The themes of violence, horror, but above all how it all seems to... well, I don't wish to spoil anything, but the film makes an incredibly innovative use of body horror, but I guess you already know that if you're seeing one of my films [Cronenberg Laughs]. No, the movie takes what the themes of identity of self and perception of reality, combining them with the previous plans for Body Horror, to make something wholly... new, never seen, for lack of a better word.

Nelson: So, what exactly can we expect from Still Wakes The Deep? There's been speculation around about it being also some sort of historical film aside from Horror, but can you confirm it?

Cronenberg: Well, it is that, but it's more at the same time. The film is set in contemporary times, not even a decade past, yet the time in between would still make it quite alien to anyone who sees it. Let's say that it does involve not only history, but it speaks about politics, not that it delves too deeply into them, and of course there is the environmental aspect where it shows how it affects us and our sense of identity, wondering just where a human starts and where does it end.

Nelson: Wow, heavy stuff. It certainly does not sound like your common slasher horror film. So, are we to expect perhaps something akin to Carpenter's The Thing?

Cronenberg: Well, I always felt that his adaptation of The Thing was one of the best that came out of Hollywood in a long time, it certainly beats the 50s adaptation. But, I'd have to say, yes and no. While some inspiration was certainly taken from the film, I'd like to say that both have their own strengths and weaknesses. His film deals with the suspicion of the individual when an extraneous element is introduced, highlighting the tendency of mistrust of whoever the other may be, and sometimes questioning one's own identity.

Still Wakes The Deep however, works in showing how the individual is often at the mercy of so many crosswinds of society, technology, progress, etc. Exposing the concept of human identity, and showing how, in the end, tends to be fickle, lightning in a bottle as it were, with the possibilities for both the greatest highs, or the lowest of existential horrors.

Nelson: [Nelson Is Silent] ... And you're sure you can't give us any spoilers? [Nelson Laughs]

Cronenberg: [Cronenberg Laughs Loudly] No, no...

Nelson: [Nelson's Laugh slowly dies down] Well, Mr. Cronenberg, moving on then, from the look of things you are clearly attached to this project. Does this mean that you'd be willing to work on more projects with Lucasfilms?

Cronenberg: Well, I wouldn't be opposed certainly. Then again, I also enjoy the freedom of being both an independent director and producer, If I ever get the chance.

Nelson: Really now? Any future projects once you're done with this one?

Cronenberg: Well, I've always been a fan of the books of Ray Bradbury, and Philip K. Dick's. Seeing how one of the former's novels is being adapted by Disney I can only hope their new rebranding brings a proper adaptation of it. Aside from that, I've also been keen on working on some of Stephen King's books as well. Both The Running Man and The Dead Zone seem the most promising, with themes of violence, along with the questioning of the value of human life making them some of the most nuanced I've read in a while.

Nelson: Do you think you'll have the chance? Aside from Lucasfilms, I hear that different studios from Universal and Fox are trying to get the rights. And, as you've mentioned before, Disney's new Touchstone Films are looking for new types of films as well.

Cronenberg: I believe that I should remain open for the possibility, and while I will certainly not give anything less than my best to any project, both the quality of actors and staff which I currently work with should allow me to finish with time enough to spare by next year.

Nelson: There was a rumor that you were already in talks with Fox on a different project though?

Cronenberg: Ah yes, The Fly. Not the first time I'd heard this rumor. It's true that a friend of mine [Marc Boyman] had spoken with me, and for a time I'd thought of joining it. But, the conditions set by Fox for release did not seem quite fair, and the project had already been on the work for three years, by then I was already more immersed on trying to adapt one of Philip K. Dick's novels...

A.N.: I was inspired by @Kaiser Chris Omake, and wanted to try one that addressed Still Wakes the Deep. Originally I wanted it to be in Ireland with any of the magazines there, but apparently the one magazine that focuses on films was not published until four years later. You know, I kept on thinking that there's no way Ireland had so little infrastructure when it came to entertainment or companies, and yet reality once more slaps me in the face with facts.
 
TV Show Pitch:
The SCP Files Season 3
[]THis is a Horror Show (Meanwhile with many of the TV producers at Lucasfilms... they see an idea)
[]I do not know (Unknown Effect)
+15 to sp.
I accept what you want with Jean-Jacques Annaud directing the film.
The Hollywood Reporter: Interview with Bruce and Carrie O'Brian, Killer Queen January 1983
Killer queen will get a big roll bonus in audience and critic rolls.
Rocky Fighting an Alien?
Predator can potentially become a Lucasfilm production?

It has been written, so it shall be... Eventually.
Movie Pitch:
The BFG
[]I think we are doing things differently (Unknown Effect)
[]Dahl is very impressed (He is interested in many things that Lucasfilms is offering)
Daily Variety: Interview with David Cronenberg, March 1983
Big bonuses to Wakes the Deep.
 
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I accept what you want with Jean-Jacques Annaud directing the film.
So, does this mean that this is in production now, or do we need to select it into production?
[]Dahl is very impressed (He is interested in many things that Lucasfilms is offering)
Having Dahl's support is the best if we want to work with his properties. Hopefully we can get Sellick and Ranft to direct it as well.
 
Turn 104 Results (March-April 1983)
Turn 104 Results (March-April 1983)

-[X]Casting Call: It's been a while since you have done this, so it's best to get it done and done early. DC: 0 (Begin casting miniturn) Rolled:D100 => 11

Honestly, this was going to be harder than you expected. Not because no one was coming, they were coming in droves. The problem was…

Well, you were about to make a film that would define Conan… and honestly, you wanted to make Howard proud by being careful.

(Continued in: Conan the Destroyer Casting Call)
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-[X]I am afraid this will have to be shot on location: You keep on looking at the ideas and stories, and one dreadful thought comes to you. You would have to shoot on location. Time to prepare for that… eventuality.
--[X]Write in where you will shoot on location: Greece Rolled:D100 => 81

It turned out the Ministry of Culture of Greece and their film commissions were happy to accept your filming and would work hard to help your people get prepared for pre-production and the use of extras. They also hoped that you would show off the countryside in a way that was tasteful and happy.

However, they knew that a world like Conan would filled with violence, sex, battle, and epic music. So they asked one thing.

Please don't use the Parthenon as a set. They are trying to protect it and filming might cause damage to it.

Reward: You got approval from Greece to film there, and have all the permits in place.

Though you are prevented from shooting in Athens and using the Parthenon, for protective purposes.
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-[X]Killer Queen: Debbies return to Hollywood and stardom begins now. DC: 35 Rolled:D100 + 40 => 136

Debbie was back, and better than ever.

(Continued in Killer Queen)
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-[X]Settling Disputes: George and David Prowse have gotten into a spat, and you think you can stop it from getting worse. DC: 30 Rolled:D100 => 2

You thought that George was going to raise hell, and he did, David was about to go spoiling things out of revenge and the two got into a fight… a really bad one

And try as you might to get in, George was seeing red and wouldn't let you be part of it, saying that he didn't need your help. He only said one thing that made you realize that David was trying to get more money when he was already paid over a million dollars for Jedi. "He wanted to be under the helmet when I had another idea planned for him, and he decided that he would throw away all we had worked together to be the man under the helmet."

It was after that explosion that you realized that you found what George had done, and was planning to do for him.

David was going to get his own movie, with himself in the starting role. Maybe not in Star Wars, but George was going to repay David's work by being a main character in a new, original film he was working on…

And David threw it all away.… and now it's looking really bad now…

But now, try as you try to contact him, David refused your calls, Georges and Mikes. He merely said that. "I will never work for you ever again."

Critical Failure: David has left America, back to Britain, and has cut all ties with you. He has begun spreading nasty rumors about you and George.

Unknown Effect on future productions for the rest of the year among British actors.
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-[X]The Master at Work: James Earl Jones has been nothing but phenomenal, and all you want to do is see him get more work. Thats it. DC: 30 Rolled:D100 => 35

James had only said two things to you that were happy.

"Thank you, Bruce, but I have always wanted to do the projects I have been happy with."

You then smiled. "Oh… Thank you, sir. So what's next for the life of James Earl Jones?"

He smiled. "I have been wanting to work in Theater for a while. Working in Hollywood has been fun, but a time to challenge myself on stage is something I want to do." He then paused. "If you need me for anything in a role or something else… just give me a call."

Reward: Try as you might, James is set on his own path. But he will come and do any role you ask, just give him a call.
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-[X]I Am Not Paid enough for this: So it seems there is a problem at the Lot. A few of the actors working on… the last few days of Prince of Persia, have just not wanted to go home, because they are high. And now, you have to go down there and put the fear of god into them. Rolled:D100 => 87

You were wanting to be home with your new born son. You were wanting to not be at the Lucasfilm lot so that you would be working for a few days at home, doing the normal things that you needed to do. No you wanted to do.

No you were here, and looking at half the damn crew of Ron Howards Prince of Persia… high as hell with weed, LSD or mushrooms.

And all were on your set. All on your dime.

Ron was the same way, though he was more stoned than everyone else… though it was hashesh…

"GET UP ALL OF YOU! YOU Compreitiouns assholes!" You shouted, screaming so loud the entire lot became quiet. "I should fire everyone of you stupid bastards and scrap this damn film and make sure you give every single dime that I and george have paid you."

No that was too much. "Security, remove this filth down from my lot, and get their names, every single one of them. I want them to pay me for the loss of this days work."

They did.

Ron however, would suffer something far worse. You just didn't know what to do yet?

Reward: You put the fear of god in many many people, and have the ability to Punish Ron for causing his production to lose control.
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-[X]The Goose Game: So the USFL kickoff is coming. so lets see what the product on the field is like. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 => 82

Carrie Roll:D100 => 100 vs D100 => 98

Game 1 of the USFL the first game of the USFL was between the Memphis Showboats and the Fighting Geese with a capacity crowd in the Memorial Coliseum. Football had been missing and now in the spring, with a little bit of Hollywood magic and you doing your part to help Carrie make the season begin with a bang, it was sold out.

And it was a thriller of offense and defense of equal measure. A literal perfect game of chess between two of the great teams of the league, according to the more…

Well, the biased LA media.

Steve Young played a damn near-perfect game because he had been able to find his receivers despite the simple fact that the showboat defense was suffocating the O-line the entire game, or find the gaps in the line to get a few yards down on his feet. He had to use his feet on more than twenty-five occasions on the thirty attempts he had to extend the play and find his man, and while he was sacked once, he had been able to start the year strong with 2 passing touchdowns, and 1 rushing touchdown. Though he was not the only player with touchdowns, as his Running backs got two more, he was the most important.

Meanwhile, his opponent, Ken O'Brien, played like he was the steal of the Draft and that Memphis was going to be making more noise than anyone thought possible. He was poised and confident, and even when he had two men on him trying to bring him down, he made a 21-yard pass to his double coverage receiver and had two passing touchdowns. Though he had made mistakes, he was able to get out of it just through sheer strength, and grit. And while he was walking away with the L, you knew he was coming back.

The fun thing about the halftime was that you had decided to do something fun, charitable, and unorthodox. and to allow the players to rest, you had called up Queen at the last minute to see if they wanted to do a show on your dime…

They did say they were strapped for cash because they were struggling with getting their new record to sell, and you were going to be a bro and help them out.

And oh boy, Queen, did a short 15-minute set of some of the best hits of their new album…

And they brought the house down.

Something told you that they were going to be fine now.

But the ending score of 35 to 28 told a story. Carrie's coach was being outplayed on defense, and he was struggling… yet he managed to pull it together just enough.

Carrie talked to him… but she was happy with the fact he did good in the first game.
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On Lucas TV… there was another story. The first game of the USFL season had almost 50 million viewers.

You could feel everything and everyone in the Professional football world… shitting bricks.

Reward: It was an unmitigated success.

Though there is a problem now…

How the hell are you going to do halftime whos in LA every game, Carrie wants to do that, and this is all last minute.
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-[X]We have a Situation: So Carrie is healthy, but there is a small problem. And that problem is, The kids and cats and Dog… want to meet George and you need to make sure they don't overwhelm them Rolled:D100 => 31

To think that most of the problems that were caused by little George coming came from your animals. Ginger and the kids cats were… well they were surrounding him and training him as he was a kitten and not letting him out of their sight, no matter what you tried to do.

Mary was just happy, and unhappy with George crying all the time, and had taken to going overto Debbie's house when he was wailing, while you and Carrie cared for him. Joseph and Sarah were just focusing on other things, like their own hobbies to care.

While Carrie was… trying.

She was so tired though, caring for him, and every time you wanted to help her, she only smiled and said she could handle it.

You were starting to think she was as stubborn as you after so long.

Reward: George is home, though there is a small problem. He's putting Carrie through the ringer and Carrie won't let you help her because she wants to do it more by her self this time.
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-[X]The Art of the Siblings: So Mary has proclaimed it was a silly time. And that meant you had to grab your costume. DC: 0 Rolled:D100 => 6

Try as you might to try and make a family time for everyone… You did spend time with them individually, rather than having a family time together.

And it was going to be hard. Because you were enjoying things.
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-[X]The Family Time: You need a night out with the family dammit! No more drama, no more work, just you and Carrie and the Kids!

--[X] Mary is really interested in building model kits like gunpla and rockets. Maybe you can spend some time with her for this hobby. Rolled:D100 => 49

It was honestly something you should have expected since Mary began watching TV. She wanted to spend time building Gundams, and you knew a guy…

Well you owned the company so you instead got a few models and began to build them. You were not very good at it…

But Mary was a true natural at it. She was putting more robots together and than smashing them together like the toys they were that it was quite funny. She even found a way to mold pieces from different gundams and zaku units together…. She even sent pictures she took to her friends…

You later learned that some found their way to mikes desk, and by god the man… had dollar signs in his eyes again.
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--[X] Try another watercolor painting with Sarah. Maybe you'll improve this time. Rolled:D100 => 19

You were maybe just bad at painting. You hated to say it but Sarah was doing things with a brush that was honestly making you think she was a prodigy.

And honestly it was embarrassing to see her make works that could belong in an actual art gallery.
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--[X] Play some catch with Joseph Rolled:D100 => 93

And Joseph was still throwing the balls hard. Like really hard.

You were honestly going to be surprised that he was not really trying to do it, he just was able to do it.

You hoped that, in the future, he wouldn't hurt himself doing this.
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-[X] Research stuff, see if anything piques your interest: You may have graduated High School as a kid, but you never stopped trying to learn. DC: 15 (Write-in what you want to learn about below)
--[X] Learn Greek Rolled:D100 => 92

Well Greek, after everything, was easy enough, after learning German.

Reward: You learned Greek, fluently.
 
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-[X]Settling Disputes: George and David Prowse have gotten into a spat, and you think you can stop it from getting worse. DC: 30 Rolled:D100 => 2

You thought that George was going to raise hell, and he did, David was about to go spoiling things out of revenge and the two got into a fight… a really bad one

And try as you might to get in, George was seeing red and wouldn't let you be part of it, saying that he didn't need your help. He only said one thing that made you realize that David was trying to get more money when he was already paid over a million dollars for Jedi. "He wanted to be under the helmet when I had another idea planned for him, and he decided that he would throw away all we had worked together to be the man under the helmet."

It was after that explosion that you realized that you found what George had done, and was planning to do for him.

David was going to get his own movie, with himself in the starting role. Maybe not in Star Wars, but George was going to repay David's work by being a main character in a new, original film he was working on…

And David threw it all away.… and now it's looking really bad now…

But now, try as you try to contact him, David refused your calls, Georges and Mikes. He merely said that. "I will never work for you ever again."

Critical Failure: David has left America, back to Britain, and has cut all ties with you. He has begun spreading nasty rumors about you and George.

Unknown Effect on future productions for the rest of the year among British actors.
To be fair to Prowse, being hired under the premise that you'd be this character, having your voice replaced, it becoming the most successful film ever, still having your voice replaced and only being known if people actually look at the credits, and then being told that you wouldn't get to be the face of Darth Vader in the final movie when he's unmasked and that you were being replaced, turning you into a glorified body double, only to be told "oh don't worry, I'll totally definitely seriously make an entirely new movie for you where you get to be the lead actor, y'know, like Star Wars before I stiffed you outta that" is not exactly a convincing argument.
 
Maybe we spread it through word of mouth or something George was gonna get him a movie but Prowse was just too impatient? Send Prowse the scripts or notes about the movies with dates to show we were never going to fuck him over?

At this point we just need to show that at its worse this was a miscommunication rather than maliciousness.
 
To be fair to Prowse, being hired under the premise that you'd be this character, having your voice replaced, it becoming the most successful film ever, still having your voice replaced and only being known if people actually look at the credits, and then being told that you wouldn't get to be the face of Darth Vader in the final movie when he's unmasked and that you were being replaced, turning you into a glorified body double, only to be told "oh don't worry, I'll totally definitely seriously make an entirely new movie for you where you get to be the lead actor, y'know, like Star Wars before I stiffed you outta that" is not exactly a convincing argument.
Look on the bright side.

on this bit...

David isn't suing us for totally legitimate reasons and walking away with a lot money.

He's just pissed.
 
Oof. Fucking hell, I understand that prowse would be ngry... but did he have to say he would not work with us ever again?! Many of my casting choices for the Tolkien films have him in some way playing the antagonists, so now I need to re-arrange them and find someone else!

Dammit Prowse!

Can we at least know what the fight was about? I mean, it seems Prowse wanted to be the man under the helmet, but also that George changed that after the fight took place? I'm abit confused how this all started.
 
Can we at least know what the fight was about? I mean, it seems Prowse wanted to be the man under the helmet, but also that George changed that after the fight took place? I'm abit confused how this all started.
There is something more going on.

But I'm not going to explain everything, because honestly, I want it to remain a secret from you guys.

The one thing I am going to say, is that George made a promise to David, and was unable to do it... and David took his anger way to far in the interim against George... and then said things to George that he should not have said.

Things that I'm afraid to put here because it might be flagged as offensive and might get me banned for a few days... bad.
 
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Critical Failure: David has left America, back to Britain, and has cut all ties with you. He has begun spreading nasty rumors about you and George.

Unknown Effect on future productions for the rest of the year among British actors.
Okay, Au revoir and don't let the door hit you on the way out. We will get someone else to play Darth Vader under the mask. As long that GOAT James Earl Jones is happy then I'm happy. If you can't handle a setback without blowing a gasket then frankly you're not fit for Hollywood.
 
Things that I'm afraid to put here because it might be flagged as offensive and might get me banned for a few days... bad.
...

Shite.

Prowse, I'm sorry mate, and I say this with reluctance since I always felt you were somewhat shafted in the OTL Star Wars films, even with your drinking and spoiling of the films, as well as that shitty attittude you supposedly had in the filming of Return of the Jedi.

But... we thank you for your years of work, and here's some severance pay...

Now get the fuck out of our studio!!

*Sigh* So... what movie was George planning to have him be the lead of?
 
-[X]The Goose Game: So the USFL kickoff is coming. so lets see what the product on the field is like. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 => 82

Carrie Roll:D100 => 100 vs D100 => 98
Carrie dice doing it again. Are we sure this isn't a Carrie sports quest? With that great of an opener and briliant play of everyone and the packed stadiums AND record breaking viewerships, I think it's safe to say the USFL is here to stay. Happy Steve Young can start with a bang and not waste his career as a back-up and the classic O'Brian performance of Ken proving them both as great players.
 
Carrie dice doing it again. Are we sure this isn't a Carrie sports quest? With that great of an opener and briliant play of everyone and the packed stadiums AND record breaking viewerships, I think it's safe to say the USFL is here to stay. Happy Steve Young can start with a bang and not waste his career as a back-up and the classic O'Brian performance of Ken proving them both as great players.
Steve Young is not a career backup... that man is fucking niner legend and won a super bowl without Montana I will stand by that.
 
-[X]Killer Queen: Debbies return to Hollywood and stardom begins now. DC: 35 Rolled:D100 + 40 => 136

Debbie was back, and better than ever.

(Continued in Killer Queen)

Return of the Queen! Happy that Debbie's movie is a grand return and it's gonna be another O'Brian classic. It seems like she never went anywhere in her return OTL aside from Halloweenteen as her most prominent role, and while I know she'll be more focused as a grandmother, it's nice she's semi-active and have the potential for many starring roles.

-[X]Settling Disputes: George and David Prowse have gotten into a spat, and you think you can stop it from getting worse. DC: 30 Rolled:D100 => 2

You thought that George was going to raise hell, and he did, David was about to go spoiling things out of revenge and the two got into a fight… a really bad one

And try as you might to get in, George was seeing red and wouldn't let you be part of it, saying that he didn't need your help. He only said one thing that made you realize that David was trying to get more money when he was already paid over a million dollars for Jedi. "He wanted to be under the helmet when I had another idea planned for him, and he decided that he would throw away all we had worked together to be the man under the helmet."

It was after that explosion that you realized that you found what George had done, and was planning to do for him.

David was going to get his own movie, with himself in the starting role. Maybe not in Star Wars, but George was going to repay David's work by being a main character in a new, original film he was working on…

And David threw it all away.… and now it's looking really bad now…

But now, try as you try to contact him, David refused your calls, Georges and Mikes. He merely said that. "I will never work for you ever again."

Critical Failure: David has left America, back to Britain, and has cut all ties with you. He has begun spreading nasty rumors about you and George.

Unknown Effect on future productions for the rest of the year among British actors.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9JaTp7pFo

Damnit! I should have done something to autopass the action but I was focused on that interview so Debbie's return wouldn't fail in case a disaster happened like Joseph's nat 1 happened. Should have remembered that Bruce always needs help with his male relations. And we crit failed on something that should not have happened and the first place and wasn't originally planned. Hopefully we can make amends later on down the line, but it's an utter shame.

-[X]The Goose Game: So the USFL kickoff is coming. so lets see what the product on the field is like. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 => 82

Carrie Roll:D100 => 100 vs D100 => 98

Game 1 of the USFL the first game of the USFL was between the Memphis Showboats and the Fighting Geese with a capacity crowd in the Memorial Coliseum. Football had been missing and now in the spring, with a little bit of Hollywood magic and you doing your part to help Carrie make the season begin with a bang, it was sold out.

And it was a thriller of offense and defense of equal measure. A literal perfect game of chess between two of the great teams of the league, according to the more…

Well, the biased LA media.

Steve Young played a damn near-perfect game because he had been able to find his receivers despite the simple fact that the showboat defense was suffocating the O-line the entire game, or find the gaps in the line to get a few yards down on his feet. He had to use his feet on more than twenty-five occasions on the thirty attempts he had to extend the play and find his man, and while he was sacked once, he had been able to start the year strong with 2 passing touchdowns, and 1 rushing touchdown. Though he was not the only player with touchdowns, as his Running backs got two more, he was the most important.

Meanwhile, his opponent, Ken O'Brien, played like he was the steal of the Draft and that Memphis was going to be making more noise than anyone thought possible. He was poised and confident, and even when he had two men on him trying to bring him down, he made a 21-yard pass to his double coverage receiver and had two passing touchdowns. Though he had made mistakes, he was able to get out of it just through sheer strength, and grit. And while he was walking away with the L, you knew he was coming back.

The fun thing about the halftime was that you had decided to do something fun, charitable, and unorthodox. and to allow the players to rest, you had called up Queen at the last minute to see if they wanted to do a show on your dime…

They did say they were strapped for cash because they were struggling with getting their new record to sell, and you were going to be a bro and help them out.

And oh boy, Queen, did a short 15-minute set of some of the best hits of their new album…

And they brought the house down.

Something told you that they were going to be fine now.

But the ending score of 30 to 28 told a story. Carrie's coach was being outplayed on defense, and he was struggling… yet he managed to pull it together just enough.

Carrie talked to him… but she was happy with the fact he did good in the first game.
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On Lucas TV… there was another story. The first game of the USFL season had almost 50 million viewers.

You could feel everything and everyone in the Professional football world… shitting bricks.

Reward: It was an unmitigated success.

Though there is a problem now…

How the hell are you going to do halftime whos in LA every game, Carrie wants to do that, and this is all last minute.

Football fans after USFL Week 1:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpjH9M2SYsk

Hot damn, Carrie luck strikes again. Love that the Geese got a nat 100 after the USFL Nat 100 in the November turn. And Kenneth O'Brien shows he really is related to us with that nat 98. Hopefully he and the Showboats are at least reliable in playoff appearences. Well it nearly makes up for the Prowse disaster and at least we got another great sports team under our belt.

By the way Magoose, you said that Young had two passing touchdowns and one rushing touchdown but his rushers had two touchdowns. That would make the score 35-28, although maybe we could say the last minute it was tied 28-28 and then we got a last second touchdown for 34-28.

Glad at least LucasTV is gonna grow even further thanks to USFL.

-[X]We have a Situation: So Carrie is healthy, but there is a small problem. And that problem is, The kids and cats and Dog… want to meet George and you need to make sure they don't overwhelm them Rolled:D100 => 31

To think that most of the problems that were caused by little George coming came from your animals. Ginger and the kids cats were… well they were surrounding him and training him as he was a kitten and not letting him out of their sight, no matter what you tried to do.

Mary was just happy, and unhappy with George crying all the time, and had taken to going overto Debbie's house when he was wailing, while you and Carrie cared for him. Joseph and Sarah were just focusing on other things, like their own hobbies to care.

While Carrie was… trying.

She was so tired though, caring for him, and every time you wanted to help her, she only smiled and said she could handle it.

You were starting to think she was as stubborn as you after so long.

Reward: George is home, though there is a small problem. He's putting Carrie through the ringer and Carrie won't let you help her because she wants to do it more by her self this time.

Lol, the cats adopted George and know he's a Fold in spirit. Lots of adorable omake material with how the kitties are treating him as a kitten.

Seems like George is the greatest cryer of the O'Brians. Poor Mary, at least she has the twins to play with.

But Mary was a true natural at it. She was putting more robots together and than smashing them together like the toys they were that it was quite funny. She even found a way to mold pieces from different gundams and zaku units together…. She even sent pictures she took to her friends…

You later learned that some found their way to mikes desk, and by god the man… had dollar signs in his eyes again.

Man, mary's made some really cool UC lore with either Zeon Remnants MS or some Federation prototypes. Mecha fandom is gonna love her.

--[X] Try another watercolor painting with Sarah. Maybe you'll improve this time. Rolled:D100 => 19

You were maybe just bad at painting. You hated to say it but Sarah was doing things with a brush that was honestly making you think she was a prodigy.

And honestly it was embarrassing to see her make works that could belong in an actual art gallery.

Poor Bruce, he's an artist behind the camera but an amateur with the brush. Welp, I'll hold off for now but I'll try again later once Bob Ross' show releases on the west coast and maybe Bruce can learn from him.

--[X] Play some catch with Joseph Rolled:D100 => 93

And Joseph was still throwing the balls hard. Like really hard.

You were honestly going to be surprised that he was not really trying to do it, he just was able to do it.

You hoped that, in the future, he wouldn't hurt himself doing this.

Joseph is gonna be the GOAT of whatever sport he choses. I'm both excited and scared to see how he reacts to the Olympics.
 
By the way Magoose, you said that Young had two passing touchdowns and one rushing touchdown but his rushers had two touchdowns. That would make the score 35-28, although maybe we could say the last minute it was tied 28-28 and then we got a last second touchdown for 34-28.
THat was actually a mistake, it was supposed to be 35, but I forgot.
Seems like George is the greatest cryer of the O'Brians. Poor Mary, at least she has the twins to play with.
He'll be fine.

Eventually.
Man, mary's made some really cool UC lore with either Zeon Remnants MS or some Federation prototypes. Mecha fandom is gonna love her.
And when the fandom ask why that happened, Tomino will only say this.

"You try saying no to your bosses daughter!"
Poor Bruce, he's an artist behind the camera but an amateur with the brush. Welp, I'll hold off for now but I'll try again later once Bob Ross' show releases on the west coast and maybe Bruce can learn from him.
There will be actions for that next year.
Joseph is gonna be the GOAT of whatever sport he choses. I'm both excited and scared to see how he reacts to the Olympics.
Joseph in the Future "My dad is a gold medalist, I will be the greatest in whatever I put my mind into."

Bruce: "Go JOE!"
 
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