So what if instead of the Celestial Forge, Joe gained the ability to summon oodles of friends? One might even call them Companions!
Stellar Friendships!
"Okay, so let me get this straight," began the mint-haired, cap-wearing woman on my bed. She held up a finger. "If somebody around these parts has a bad enough day, they get superpowers?"
"That's right," I nod, trying to focus on her and not the blank, featureless white walls in this space. I had already moved my stuff into this pocket dimension, but by no means was I used to it. As for how the woman came into the picture... she was inside when I first entered the pocket dimension. She was as confused as I was, and after taking the time to clear my head, I was now answering her questions.
The woman raised another finger. "And there's a specific category of powers called 'Master' powers, which can include projections, which are basically summoned minions?"
"That's also correct."
"And you believe that because of whatever went down with your mama, you 'triggered,' thus summoning me as your minion?"
"Well, and this pocket dimension too, but... yes."
"I, uh... I see." The woman balled her hands against her hips. "I hate to burst your bubble, bub, but I don't feel like a minion, y'know? I've got an entire past I could tell you about." She sighed. "But, I wasn't exactly presented with an easy way home. I guess I'm stuck here for now. Not that I don't like you, but..."
I smiled, a small, slightly pained thing. "Homesick?"
"Hah, yeah. S'ppose so."
I held out a hand. "You can call me Joe."
The woman grasped my hand tightly and shook it. "Cassandra Veranos. Everybody just calls me Cerebella, though."
I slipped back into the pocket dimension after a somewhat frustrating day at work, sighed, and barricaded the door as best I could. Which meant a brick of iron as a doorstopper. I would've gone for osmium or something heavier, but that stuff is expensive. I idly waved to Cerebella, who looked up from her laptop for a moment to wave back. Then I paused.
"Cerebella?"
"Yeah, Joe?"
I turned to her and pointed at the laptop. "Where did you get that?"
"Oh, I bought it."
"Oh, alright-- wait, with what money?"
"Look, some jerk tried to grab my ass the other day." She looked up at me with a challenging frown. "It's only fair that I charged him for my time, ain't it?"
"I... suppose that's okay."
Cerebella looked like she was about to say something biting, but bit back the remark. "Don't want anybody stealing while they're living under your roof?"
"Oh, god, don't phrase it like that, you'll make me sound like my parents."
"Ah, umm... sorry."
I sighed. "It's alright. I'll get over it eventually. But yeah, I'd prefer it if you didn't steal anything."
"Gotcha, gotcha. So, anyways... you know Parahumans Online, right?"
"The online forum geared towards Capes? Yeah, I know it. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I've been doing some searching on it," Cerebella explained, crossing one leg over the other and twirling a lock of hair. She was giving me a rather appraising look for some reason. "And from what I've gathered, lots of new 'Parahumans' either start robbing drug stores or start patrolling for criminals to beat up. You plannin' on doin' any of that?"
Well. That was the question, wasn't it? I didn't exactly have any leanings towards villainy. Being raised on Protectorate-themed television shows would do that to you. But... did I really
want to go out there? I didn't exactly have any powers aside from... well, I guess I summoned Cerebella? I don't really feel any different myself... no desire to build gear, no teleportation. Was that lack of any other powers enough to stop me?
No, no it wasn't. I would go out there, do something with myself.
"Don't bother answerin'. I can see it on your face," Cerebella says. She gets off of the bed and walks up to me, eyes trailing up and down my body. "But with how scrawny you are? I don't think so."
"You don't exactly have an Amazonian physique yourself, you know." I hope my voice sounded more defensive than petulant as I cross my arms.
"Yeah, but I have my ways." As Cerebella says this, her orange cap
grows arms. Heavily muscular arms, half again as thick as Cerebella's body with fingers like bricks. With a flick of her wrist, a rather large blade pops out of her sleeve. "See, see?" she says excitedly, popping a heel into the air. "This here is Vice-Versa!" She gestures to that skull emblem on the cap, which I hadn't paid much attention to at all. I could've sworn it was blinking.
"Um... wow," I say, stunned.
"You betcha! But still, if you want to be headin' out to fight the good fight, we'll need to get you in shape! I'm no body-builder, that was Hubretch's thing, but I know enough!"
It was at that moment that I felt a weight in my mind push outwards. It wasn't
quite as heavy as when my power first manifested itself.
With absolutely no fanfare whatsoever, somebody new was in my pocket dimension. He was tall, really tall, and wearing some sort of red overcoat on top of a black bodystocking Even though his back was facing me, I could quite easily see what I could only assume to be a mustache. A set of goggles rested on his head. Hands clasped behind his back, the new figure turned around slowly, gaze focusing onto me the instant he caught sight of me.
"Uh..." Cerebella tensed up, as did her... armed hat.
"Well, boy?" The man spoke, arching an eyebrow. "I do believe I am owed an explanation. This clearly isn't my laboratory!"
"Ah, I see! I understand perfectly!"
"It's alright if you don't bel-- Wait, what?"
"I am familiar with this sort of happenstance," the mustachioed newcomer said, pointer finger raised in the air. "Occasionally, extraordinarily lucky individuals would be granted unfathomable powers, be it through artifacts or simply manifesting the abilities. Both I and my...
nemesis..." the man growled the last word. "Have experienced such things."
He pointed at me with utter certainty shining in his glasses. "You are quite clearly in the latter category, having manifested the ability to summon individuals of import from other realms! While I don't know what that girl over there has done to qualify," he flapped one hand dismissively in Cerebella's direction, who looked rather affronted. "It is obvious that
I would!"
"And just who
are you, tubby?" Cerebella snapped, pouting. I was debating whether or not I should step in, when...
"Hmph!
I am Doctor Ivo 'Eggman' Rrrrrobotnik," he proclaimed with a sweeping gesture. "Roboticist extraordinaire! Unparalleled genius! Future conqueror of this world and all who dwell upon it!"
"Oh, so you're a Tinker?" I ask.
Robotnik raises a pointer finger into the air once again... and stalls. "A what, now?"
"PREPOSTEROUS!" Robotnik roared, nearly flinging the laptop into a wall. Only Cerebella's reflexes saved it. "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WHAT PASSES FOR THOSE OF
MY CALIBER IN THIS WORLD CAN'T PRODUCE ITEMS THAT WON'T FALL APART IN A WEEK WITHOUT CONTINUED MAINTENANCE?"
"Hey, fatty! I paid good money for--"
"INEXCUSABLE! Clearly, I shall have to show them all how it's done!" Robotnik took the laptop from Cerebella's hands ("Hey!") once again. "Once I've found a servicable junkyard, we embark! I require
materials in order to work my genius!"
"Do... Do I have a say in this, or..."
"No, you do not."
Needless to say, this wasn't how I was expecting my week to go. Nor was I expecting my... projections? It felt weird calling them that. Nor was I expecting somebody I had summoned to take charge like this. Nor was I expecting to rummage through a junkyard at midnight.
"For what reason do you two mask yourselves?" Robotnik asked. Both I and Cerebella had done our best to throw costumes together on short notice. I quite literally had three separate bedsheets thrown over my head. Cerebella was wearing a thick hoodie, a Halloween mask, and had somehow changed the color of her hat from Orange to a deep crimson.
"Well, if you had actually bothered to look anything up
aside from the builders around here," Cerebella began waspishly. "You would've known that the 'Capes,' as the people call them, wear disguises in order to protect their identities."
"Bah! Bah, I say, minion number two!" Robotnik waved his hands dismissively. "You are part of the future Eggman Empire! You have no need to hide."
"But the Eggman Empire isn't here
yet," I point out. "Shouldn't we make sure any ne'er-do-wells don't take us out before we have a chance to build up?"
Robotnik cradled his chin in his hand for a moment. "A fine point, minion number one! Also, grab that engine and put it in the appropriate wheelbarrow."
Cerebella's hat reached over and plucked the engine from its pile, placing it down in the wheelbarrow a bit more roughly than necessary.
"Good, good," Robotnik said as he rubbed his hands together. "A fine haul for tonight. We'll return tomorrow to gather more!"
As we left the junkyard, possibly-stolen materials in hand, I felt another weight push out of my head. Looks like we would have somebody new once we made it back to the pocket dimension...