And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

it would be easy, and cheap, since we have such incredible time management skills.
Actually, that is probably the first thing that we should teach our children and brides...

That way everyone in our family would have time to work, have fun, cultivate themselves, and sleep.
Say is it possible to become king of Westeros
As Magoose said, the only way of becoming King is if we end up in an Aegon the Unlikely situation in which we re the only survivor of the Targaryn line.
 
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Say is it possible to become king of Westeros
I wouldn't bet on it, if we are a viable option it means that the dance has burned through at least a dozen other very good contenders, at least half of which would be on our side.

Actually, that is probably the first thing that we should teach our children and brides...

That way everyone in our family would have time to work, have fun, cultivate themselves, and sleep.
Fun family activities such as *Looks at hand* Becoming better at swordsmanship than most knights in Westeros. Lucien will have a field day.
 
Vizzy T gets to put his Lego skillz to work! We're going to have the best fuckin castle ever!
I actually don't care that much about having "The Best" castle, but I kind of want that our new castle can be really iconic like the Eyrie, Dragon Stone, or Winterfell...
Considering how passionate he was in making that diorama of Old Valyria, I think he would love to help design something that reminds people of what Valyria might have been like.
 
I actually don't care that much about having "The Best" castle, but I kind of want that our new castle can be really iconic like the Eyrie, Dragon Stone, or Winterfell...
Considering how passionate he was in making that diorama of Old Valyria, I think he would love to help design something that reminds people of what Valyria might have been like.
Practical, Valyrian style architecture, Vizzy T is happy, I think we'd be set.
 
Any chance of making a quick visit to Tyrosh to get Daemon´s sword back?
Whos to say Daemon hasn't decided to side quest on his own?
HAHA, It's almost like relying on slave labor to maintain a series of jumped up free city knock offs and trade ports was a bad idea! Take that L you slaver scumbags, I hope the Dothraki use you for target practice. The Unsullied are based as fuck for doing this. Breaking the chains? Incredible. Crashing a number of the wealthiest economies in the narrow sea? Fucking beautiful.
Yep.

Turns out, when an entire city produces soldiers, and those soldiers decide they do not want to fight for you any more, because all they were was brutally tortured children, drugged and abused for their entire lives?

It leads to them deciding that enough is enough. And that they will not be slaves again.
Another thing is that if the free cities are weakened we may be able to conquer Tyros and incorporate it to our new "Kingdom of the Stepstones"
You can certainly try, but I will say that Little Tyrosh is already a fortress that will take tens of thousands of men to take... as well as risking dragons in death.

Tyrosh would be a meatgrinder that would require westeros itself to take, not some adventureres.
That makes Sunstone a great place to serve as a hatchery for dragons. A theory that I actually believe is that dragons that are either born or grew up around volcanic areas tend to grow faster than other dragons, like the ones in the Dragonpit.
Yep, and it would be awesome to rebuild the island with something awesome.
A Braavosi Water Dancer to train our kids in combat, now where have I heard that before?
Last I checked, we aren't ned Stark?
As Magoose said, the only way of becoming King is if we end up in an Aegon the Unlikely situation in which we re the only survivor of the Targaryn line.
Well, technichally no. you may become a regent.

But really it would take the war devastating all of Westeros for Generations for you and your lines to become king.
Any chance of getting Viserys to design our main castle in the Stepstones (or he is dtill too depressed for that)?
He might try if we ask?
Considering how passionate he was in making that diorama of Old Valyria, I think he would love to help design something that reminds people of what Valyria might have been like.
and also scare the shit out of the east.
Another thing @Magoose can we learn Pyromancy now?
No.

That is something I will not allow you to learn.
 
The Army of the Stepstones Rumor mill 1
The Army of the Stepstones Rumor mill 1

(Viserys POV)
King Viserys was eager with the messages that were soon to arrive. For months you had been trapped with the many joyless matters of state, even more with the very real weight off your shoulders—the weight of your succession. You could focus more of your energies, when not caring for Baelon, towards your wishes and dreams. Otto was an immense help with those matters, and while you did not have Lucien commanding the City Watch, you were confident that the excellent subordinates, what Ser Wendwater called the Lads… were keeping the city well and safe.

Enough to where you did not need to spend your nights escaping the red Keep and battling the scum of the city.

The other Lords of the Small council did not have the same enthusiasm. Even if it was you wishing for the news of the Stepstones.

"Must we postpone the matters of state for missives that may not arrive today?" Lord Beesbury questioned as he drank more wine. "The Stepstones Campaign has been nothing short of a repudiation of your rule, and your foreign policy goals of neutrality in the East?" He questioned. "The Triarchy, Tariffs ludicrous and brilliantly forced on Westerosi shipping notwithstanding, have only seen coffers increase as we have increased our interests in the other, Northern Free Cities." He took a moment to breathe, and he put his hands down with a sigh. "We are playing a game we have been winning for years, your grace." He was stopped by another voice. That of your Lord's Hand.

A silent nod that had been learned over a decade of rule.

You wanted to change the subject now, to your daughter, brother, and cousin.

"Your words have been taken under advisement, Lord Beesbury." He stated as the Maester, Orweyle, walked into the room, carrying scores of Parchment.

"Messages your Grace, from the Stepstones, From Princess Rhaenyra, Prince Daemon, and Lord Corlys." He stated.

"Not a word from Prince Lucien?" He asked.

"He has been taken abed your grace, his adventure to Astapor has exhausted him." Orweyle stated.

"More like he has been exhausted by your daughter and her friend." Lord Strong jokes and everyone laughed at that. Though it was quiet, Lord Strong realized he may have gone too far.

As much as you try to avoid the subject of your daughter's very public sex life… It was never enough. At least she was staying with her husband when doing things of that nature.

It was one of the rare moments that made you think back to your own mother… the same words father used to describe her before he died, right after Rhaenyra was born. "Fiery, passionate, with two loves. Flying and fucking. If the gods are kind, she will be exactly like her, and more."

It seems your daughter had taken far more from your mother than you cared to admit. And you had allowed her to become a wild child.

"What did Lord Corlys report?" He asked.

Orweyle took a moment to read the message, before passing them to Otto. "He has reported the loss of fifty Triarchy battle Galleys are at the bottom of the Narrow Sea, with twenty more captured by Ironborn Reavers, who have claimed them as war loot."

You frowned. Giving Greyjoy anything was always a risk, but you had expected that much from the Farwynd boy and his crews. He was loyal. "And?"

"The Triarchy's naval strength has been sapped. Myr and Tyrosh are under a heavy blockade, and any ship leaving the ports is set to the torch, or captured." He replied.

"It seems the Sea Snake has not lost a step when it comes to sailing and city blockades?" Lord Strong stated. "How long until he turns his ships on other lords? How many have they lost?"

"Ten longships, but their numbers have been replenished." The Maester replied.

That made the Maester close his first letter and report before he looked at the next one. "From Prince Daemon."

He slid it over again, to Otto, before the hand slid it over to you.

The Message was short, curt, and to the point, as always.

"Half the Stepstones have fallen and are cut off from their master. They are under siege with weak garrisons and no supplies. The War in the Northern Stepstones will be over in months, maybe less.

Daemon."

You chuckled. "How many castles were being besieged in the northern Stepstones Maester when the Free cities last tried to take the Stepstones?"

"Only two your Grace, and they were beaten back by the Pirate Lords." He stated. "That was before the prince Admiral expelled the Pirate Courts, and forced them into exile."

You smiled. "And how many of those same lords are under a common cause to us?"

Otto was the one who answered. "Your Grace, I must continue to protest that hiring these pirate captains and fleets will only embolden them once the Triarchy is defeated, they may turn against you."

You smiled. "Oh I believe they will see profit in a continued partnership, I am well told that the gold we paid them was more than enough to sway them for life."

At that, you looked at the letter from Rhaenyra. You then noticed it was scrapped, scribbled, and not unlike your daughter's hand. "What is this?" you asked.

Maester Orwyle took a moment to think… before he choked. "The… translated Valyrian trade speak reads… "I am fucking Lucien three times a day and four times a night with Alicent by my side, and winning honors as a dragon rider like old Valyria of old, and you will soon be a grandfather."

Your face became red, and you placed your hands on your face.

You needed to teach your daughter the simple words you learned with Daemon.

Though Daemon failed to learn it.

Having restraint.

"Congratulations your Grace." Otto replied with a small smile on his face. He was going to be professional, yes, but this news was utterly… not what you expected. Much less from a vulgar bastard tongue that she tried to code it in.

You needed to go be alone and think. "I think we are ending this meeting early. This news is overwhelming."

By the Love of the Gods… You needed a bath to get the image of her being fucked by Lucien and Alicent out of your head.

And you left, a skip in your step, as you prepared to write replies.

AN: Enjoy.
 
Y'know... I can't say I'm surprised. Teenagers will be teenagers, and evidently these ones are dead set on giving their king an aneurism.

Onto the war at hand, complete naval dominance is a boon we shall not squander, 50 for 10 is a very nice trade indeed, a blockade of two cites to starve both port and army shows fantastic strategic foresight on Corlys' part so hats off to him, and Daemon has has shattered the northern islands while laying siege to two castles, quite the progress for a few weeks time.

Should the war continue as such we may well end it sooner than expected! I'll not say too soon given whatever tricks they have up their sleeve but I have full confidence in the ability of the Great Host in all respects! If only the pirate lords had more shipping to prey on though, shame about that.
 
Y'know... I can't say I'm surprised. Teenagers will be teenagers, and evidently these ones are dead set on giving their king an aneurism.
Well Viserys should have expected it when he heard the news they fucked on a dragon.

I mean, let's be honest here... they kinda are.
Onto the war at hand, complete naval dominance is a boon we shall not squander, 50 for 10 is a very nice trade indeed, a blockade of two cites to starve both port and army shows fantastic strategic foresight on Corlys' part so hats off to him, and Daemon has has shattered the northern islands while laying siege to two castles, quite the progress for a few weeks time.
Three actually. I hide the fact they took the CAstle Sunstone.

Mostly because, Dragons need a place to chill after a battle, and it's a perfect base for the pirate lords to fuck things up.
Should the war continue as such we may well end it sooner than expected! I'll not say too soon given whatever tricks they have up their sleeve but I have full confidence in the ability of the Great Host in all respects! If only the pirate lords had more shipping to prey on though, shame about that.
Well not everything is well, but the opening moves have been a massive success.
 
I kinda want to re Lucien have to explain to everyone how a simple mission ended up with zombies rising and a successful slave uprising, will they even believe it's really not our fault?
Or simply see the world's view of the aftermath.
 
Maester Orwyle took a moment to think… before he choked. "The… translated Valyrian trade speak reads… "I am fucking Lucien three times a day and four times a night with Alicent by my side, and winning honors as a dragon rider like old Valyria of old, and you will soon be a grandfather."
Lmao... Best Waifu of the day... I still can't believe a zombie invasion started tho.
 
I kinda want to re Lucien have to explain to everyone how a simple mission ended up with zombies rising and a successful slave uprising, will they even believe it's really not our fault?
Not yet.

But soon, we will get something soon.

After we fuck them up.

And finish our conquest.
Lmao... Best Waifu of the day... I still can't believe a zombie invasion started tho.
THe zombies died due to the masters dying... and then they were good.
 
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So is Alicent not so religious as she was in the show as it seems she is having sex with Rhaenyra?
It's less she's religious and more we allow her to feel comfortable. And Rhaenyra takes full advantage to be with her.

Unlike when she was married to Viserys, she is not forced to have kids or have sex for political reasons.

Meaning everything she does is for her.

And while she has kids… it's because we talked to her and she wanted to.

So it's about trust and communication more then anything.

And everything we do when it involves sex involves trust and communication.
 
Whos to say Daemon hasn't decided to side quest on his own?
Mainlly that since now he is a loving family man I think that he would love to spend quality time with his adopted son... And burning enemies together is a family tradition of the Targaryens...
You can certainly try, but I will say that Little Tyrosh is already a fortress that will take tens of thousands of men to take... as well as risking dragons in death.

Tyrosh would be a meatgrinder that would require westeros itself to take, not some adventureres.
Oh, well we can always use our father's friends to make sure that commerce with them is a living hell...

Then once the lack of slaves trade and the blockade takes its toll would make their conquest much easier.

But really it would take the war devastating all of Westeros for Generations for you and your lines to become king.
I don´t think that it will take that much TBH, Nyra is still the second in the line of succession, so it would only take techically the death/abdication/disinheritance of Baelon and then Nyra and her children will automatically become the heir of the Iron Throne, and Lucien the king consort.
No.

That is something I will not allow you to learn.
Dammit, with just the trick we do with our blood we would probably be better than 95% of the apprentices and some of the masters...
Yep, and it would be awesome to rebuild the island with something awesome.
Well, I hope that Sunstone also has a Weirwood... Every castle needs a Godswood, and it is just not the same if the Heart Tree is not a Weirwood...
"More like he has been exhausted by your daughter and her friend." Lord Strong jokes and everyone laughed at that. Though it was quiet, Lord Strong realized he may have gone too far.

As much as you try to avoid the subject of your daughter's very public sex life… It was never enough. At least she was staying with her husband when doing things of that nature.
I knew that both Viserys and our parents were just playing dumb... But hey we are of age and married, besides some gossip and a lot of envy I don´t really see it being much of a problem.
It was one of the rare moments that made you think back to your own mother… the same words father used to describe her before he died, right after Rhaenyra was born. "Fiery, passionate, with two loves. Flying and fucking. If the gods are kind, she will be exactly like her, and more."
-I mean, he is not wrong, but come on Jaeharys... Embarassing your grandson using the sex life of his mother is a low blow.
Orweyle took a moment to read the message, before passing them to Otto. "He has reported the loss of fifty Triarchy battle Galleys are at the bottom of the Narrow Sea, with twenty more captured by Ironborn Reavers, who have claimed them as war loot."

You frowned. Giving Greyjoy anything was always a risk, but you had expected that much from the Farwynd boy and his crews. He was loyal. "And?"

"The Triarchy's naval strength has been sapped. Myr and Tyrosh are under a heavy blockade, and any ship leaving the ports is set to the torch, or captured." He replied.

"It seems the Sea Snake has not lost a step when it comes to sailing and city blockades?" Lord Strong stated. "How long until he turns his ships on other lords? How many have they lost?"

"Ten longships, but their numbers have been replenished." The Maester replied.
As expected of the Sea Snake, now we have total sea supremacy... The only thing left is to clear the islands.

The Message was short, curt, and to the point, as always.

"Half the Stepstones have fallen and are cut off from their master. They are under siege with weak garrisons and no supplies. The War in the Northern Stepstones will be over in months, maybe less.

Daemon."
You chuckled. "How many castles were being besieged in the northern Stepstones Maester when the Free cities last tried to take the Stepstones?"
Well, so half of the Stepstones are ready for the taking... I kind of want to see The Company of the Rose clearing off the islands.

"Only two your Grace, and they were beaten back by the Pirate Lords." He stated. "That was before the prince Admiral expelled the Pirate Courts, and forced them into exile."

You smiled. "And how many of those same lords are under a common cause to us?"

Otto was the one who answered. "Your Grace, I must continue to protest that hiring these pirate captains and fleets will only embolden them once the Triarchy is defeated, they may turn against you."

You smiled. "Oh I believe they will see profit in a continued partnership, I am well told that the gold we paid them was more than enough to sway them for life."
I think that it is only fair that the Brethren Court will have a safe port/fortress at Shipwreck Coast...
"I am fucking Lucien three times a day and four times a night with Alicent by my side, and winning honors as a dragon rider like old Valyria of old, and you will soon be a grandfather."
Dammit Nyra!!! I love you to bits, but that had the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the crotch...

OTOH I am certainly impressed with the endurance of the Trio... And I am getting some vibes from Dragon Ball Abridged's Chi Chi...

By the Love of the Gods… You needed a bath to get the image of her being fucked by Lucien and Alicent out of your head.

And you left, a skip in your step, as you prepared to write replies.
Well, since he is not cleaning Blackfyre I think we are in the clear for now...

Well Viserys should have expected it when he heard the news they fucked on a dragon.

I mean, let's be honest here... they kinda are.
Dammit, who has snitched on us? I mean the brothel thingy was going to be known soonish, but I thought we could bury the sex on a Dragon prt for a few more months.

It's less she's religious and more we allow her to feel comfortable. And Rhaenyra takes full advantage to be with her.

Unlike when she was married to Viserys, she is not forced to have kids or have sex for political reasons.

Meaning everything she does is for her.

And while she has kids… it's because we talked to her and she wanted to.

So it's about trust and communication more then anything.

And everything we do when it involves sex involves trust and communication.
Who could have thought that three horny teenagers would be significantly more mature on that regard than 90% of marriages?

I personally blame Visenya and Valarr for that :V
 
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Any chance of getting Viserys to design our main castle in the Stepstones (or he is dtill too depressed for that)?

We can always ask Edwyle help after that escape, engineers and architects make the best combos

Well, I hope that Sunstone also has a Weirwood... Every castle needs a Godswood, and it is just not the same if the Heart Tree is not a Weirwood...

If they dont I think we have enough rep with the Starks to ask for a sappling, I bet the if the Blackwoods are having a Island for reward are planting one too.

By the way @Magoose besides Lucien, who else is wanting a land as a reward in this adventure? I kind curious about the possible vassals/neighbors...
 
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Mainlly that since now he is a loving family man I think that he would love to spend quality time with his adopted son... And burning enemies together is a family tradition of the Targaryens...
Well we're not there yet my friend. We're not there yet.
Oh, well we can always use our father's friends to make sure that commerce with them is a living hell...
Well considering the funt times ahead... you will see.
I don´t think that it will take that much TBH, Nyra is still the second in the line of succession, so it would only take techically the death/abdication/disinheritance of Baelon and then Nyra and her children will automatically become the heir of the Iron Throne, and Lucien the king consort.
Well, there is also other things that will happen. Other things that will be really, and truly... devastating.
Well, I hope that Sunstone also has a Weirwood... Every castle needs a Godswood, and it is just not the same if the Heart Tree is not a Weirwood...
I'll roll for that later.
I knew that both Viserys and our parents were just playing dumb... But hey we are of age and married, besides some gossip and a lot of envy I don´t really see it being much of a problem.
Well, it is only a problem if they start changing and turning our wife into a harlot... which it's not going to be the case.
As expected of the Sea Snake, now we have total sea supremacy... The only thing left is to clear the islands.
Well what cann I say, he's the best Naval mind in the Seven Kingdoms.
Well, so half of the Stepstones are ready for the taking... I kind of want to see The Company of the Rose clearing off the islands.
They will. You will see.
I think that it is only fair that the Brethren Court will have a safe port/fortress at Shipwreck Coast...
Well you may need to do something about that and make sure they aren't going to be a problem in the future.
OTOH I am certainly impressed with the endurance of the Trio... And I am getting some vibes from Dragon Ball Abridged's Chi Chi...
Dragon riders have some BS stamina.
Well, since he is not cleaning Blackfyre I think we are in the clear for now...
Whos to say he doesn't have it with his lego set?

And he uses it to write a letter to us?
Who could have thought that three horny teenagers would be significantly more mature on that regard than 90% of marriages?
Well, its mostly because Lucien has been raised by good parents, who understand what kids and childbirth can do to a woman.

Plus, they all talked about it, and agreed that they would stop if any one of them asked.

But right now... it's not going to be the case.

We can always ask Edwyle help after that escape, engineers and architects make the best combos
Form and Function. The True brilliant architecture and Engineering combo.
By the way @Magoose besides Lucien, who else is wanting a land as a reward in this adventure? I kind curious about the possible vassals/neighbors...
Most people in this army are actually just after the wealth and glory that this conquest is going to . They think the Stepstones are horribly...

Well they think its a shit hole and belive it cannot be a place where a house can grow.

So there is room to demand lots of islands for our reward.
 
Most people in this army are actually just after the wealth and glory that this conquest is going to . They think the Stepstones are horribly...

Well they think its a shit hole and belive it cannot be a place where a house can grow.

So there is room to demand lots of islands for our reward.

Good to know, I was worried for a second if we would have to mediate with future Brackens and Blackwoods as vassals.
 
For those who dont want to visit the wiki here is an map.
And a list of Islands according to the wiki:
  • Bloodstone
  • Torturer's Deep (Port Tabasco)
  • Grey Gallows
  • Sunstone
  • Dark Den
  • Wreckstone
  • Shame Isle
  • The Skulls
  • Last Refuge
 
Well, there is also other things that will happen. Other things that will be really, and truly... devastating.
Ominous... But well with Baelon having his first trait being Sociopath, what can you expect

And yes, I know that despite that he can become a pretty decent human being, but seeing how your dice works I dobut it.
I'll roll for that later.
Well if there is no Weirdwood there I hope that we can get s relativley young Weirwood from the Starks and plant it in our Godswood...
Well you may need to do something about that and make sure they aren't going to be a problem in the future.
Probably the best way would be to become friends of them, just like our father did.
Dragon riders have some BS stamina.
Alicent is not a Dragon Rider though...
Whos to say he doesn't have it with his lego set?

And he uses it to write a letter to us?
Well as long as it is not delivered by Visenya and Viserys let her borrow Catspaw Dagger we are relatively safe...
Form and Function. The True brilliant architecture and Engineering combo.
That is the best case scenario... The other most likely scenario is that they end up hating/killing each other.
Most people in this army are actually just after the wealth and glory that this conquest is going to . They think the Stepstones are horribly...

Well they think its a shit hole and belive it cannot be a place where a house can grow.

So there is room to demand lots of islands for our reward.
Just to know, getting sidequests done (like the one with the princesses) in the campaign is going to positively influence the rewards we may get?
 
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