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And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)
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Well, this is pretty awesome, it is good that our wealth is linked with the strategic location for commerce and a wide variety of investments... We are basically the Freys here, but without being a bunch of turncloacks...
Let´s be honest I would bet that Lucien has had sex with his brides in the volcano because why not?
We had the literally perfect roll for this... And let´s hope that Dad or Daemon can get Visenya back soon, besides our wives having much better chances of having easy births, she has yet to met and spoil her grandkids.
Alicent being an accountant fits her pretty well, but lets get her Time Management and she can put her love for books in a more fulfilling hobby.
Dammit, this is pretty awesome... Now I am afraid that seeing how the Magoose dice tend to work these two are going to fall in love...
Well, it seems that Laena is starting to find her place in the Stepstones, even if for now her place is being the Biggest Stick...
And while our brides have a lot of luck that Visenya and Valarr have raised Lucien so well, to be considered equals and partners in the marriage can be a little overwhelming when your spouse is such a fucking hypercompetent multitasker...
Dammit... At least no one died after this.
Pretty awesome, to get production of local spices is a great source of revenue... Next step is to put is in small glass bottles and sell it orounf the world.
Ok, the "most average" of our vassals is doing great... And having a powerful core of Man at Arms is always useful.
Well, this is both good and worrying... I wonder why Otto has left the post of Hand of the King... At this point in time, there is nothing that would make Viserys take his post, nor he has any reason to leave the position of the second most powerful man in Westeros.
Good, while they are awesome, pirates tend to be problematic when they are bored.
Good, very good, these poor boys deserve some semblance of happiness after all that has happened.
Yeah, seeing all the clusterfuck that was hinted at in the previous update it kind of deserves an update of its own.
To be honest, while I hate this whole incest between siblings, it would be pretty hypocritical to forbid them to marry if they are truly in love (Besides being very faithful in a Religion that encourages exactly we have married our cousin)... BUT we need to have a very serious conversation with them in the future about that...
We can always tech her Time Management, that way she can still be sex-crazed and still do more things...
Otto always has plans for EVERYONE......Who says Otto being here isn't a bad things?
And he was right... Harwin was an all-around great dude but too reckless, and the less we speak of Larys the better.
Let´s be honest we are at the beginning of the New Age of Heroes... Weirder things will begin to happen with more frequency...
So Rhanyra want so beat good Queen Alysanne... Interesting
Or have the Brotherhood Steal them for us...
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Well, the thing is, we're doing exactly what the Freehold did to the Stepstones did during the height of their power.
Literally just a tax zone for goods across the world towards Northern Essos and Westeros.
only in the hotsprings, nothing as insane as in the Volcano...
At least not yet. But knowing Laena? She'd do it, and maybe Rhaenyra would join in.
Yeah, about Dad... Sweet Shit, he and Daemon need to chill, because apparently, he'd decided to pull an Admiral Yi.
Also, Daemon, don't stick your dick in crazy!
Again, next turn.
... Now I'm not saying i'm ready to make a tragic incestuous love story between two half siblings that may go wrong due to a little Dance on Westeros...
But the cards are, as they say, on the table.
Well she is not used to being relied upon by others... yet.
At least they realized that and are doing their best to try and meet the standards that he is setting.
Plus they have good sex so its not like its an unequal partnership.
not yet at least.
It's not big, but it is enough to where the Stepstones has an effect on the market locally.
He's compensating for not doing alot during the war, and preparing for the inevitable backlash out war of conquest has caused.
It might be considerable.
Otto resigned.
He didn't lose his position.
And that is both a good and bad thing for us.
THey have enough respect for Valaar that his orders are respected.
Yes it does.
You will have it when they get older, and if they love one another.
an option next turn.
Yeah, even plans we do not want to be apart of.
Tell that to the Dothraki invading Not China... History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
At this point, she'll be able to do that before she's 30, if she decides she wants to.
They don't steal ships, they steal cargo.
Daemon no!!!! We don't need little Damian running around!
The Targaryen Rumor Mill (As the World Knows Peace)
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The Targaryen Rumor Mill (As the World Knows Peace):
King Viserys:D100 - 20 => 16
Viserys could only watch his most loyal councilor walk away.
To stew in the mistakes that he had made, in regard to what he needed to do, as king. He had an heir, now he had to remarry for the realm.
Yet he was weak, some would call this match. He looked towards the woman he would soon wed and asked. "Selina, shall we make things official?"
She smiled. "Of course."
Reward: It could be worse, but Viserys has married a young socialite from King's Landing, one of the richest merchants in town, Lady Selina.
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Prince Baelon:D100 => 50
Baelon grew older, and he realized something that should frighten all.
He had power.
Reward: Baelon begins to learn about his power, and it's limits… there are no limits.
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Corlys the Sea Snake:D100 => 47
Princess Rhaenys Targaryen:D100 => 75
Lord Laenor Velaryon:D100 => 66
"We were lucky to find a match as good as we did." Corlys stated to his wife, as she sat down to continue their conversation. "Laenor may not like her, but they will tolerate each other's tendencies."
"Lady Cox is not happy with the fact he has not laid with her since their wedding night." She replied, and there was also something that is becoming strange and wishful in the thinking.
A grandchild from their heir.
"He will do his duty." Corlys stated.
Reward: Laenor has married a Cox of Saltpans, and they Valyreons are wishing for grandchildren.
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Baela:D100 => 55
Rhaena:D100 => 57
The Two twins spent a significant amount of gold trying to get news of their father.
The only news they had, was no news.
And that was not something they wished. But they had heard something from Valaar himself.
He was near Yi-Ti with Free Boaters.
And a message for the Emperor himself.
Reward: They did not find their father, but they did find Valaar.
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Aegor Rivers:D100 => 100
Maelor:D100 => 96
Maegor: D100 => 89
Maegor Blackfyre Married this year, and he married one of the great houses of the Riverlands, Lady Bethany Malister of Seaguard. He now serves as one of his good father's chief enforcers… Though there is a rumor that he plans to rally the men to his side, go towards Harrenhall, and assist Lord Larys with a great plot that no one knows.
Maelor Blackfyre has done something unexpected, going west to the Iron Born, and offering to wed Lord Harrlows young daughter, who is still five years his senior and a woman grown, but the Ironborn could only smile and accept that a Dragonrider was coming to them willingly, and learn their ways.
Meanwhile, Aegor Blackfyre, the eldest brother of the clan, has done something incredible, and even King Viserys could not refuse.
He took command of the Dornish host with his Dragon, promising fortune and glory to the mercenaries, and took all three Martell girls as his wives, at sword point. There is a rumor that he went to the Daynes and offered them peace, and told them if he wanted peace, he would surrender.
The Uller's, who did not surrender, could only watch as the great bladesman and dragon ridder, slowly took the castle with his dragon, taking the women as prisoners and the men…
They became headless or fed his dragon.
Reward: The Blackfyres have… become extremely politically powerful in less than a year, using guile, their enemy's weaknesses, or their kindness.
Aegor has forcibly married all the Martell girls, in the Valyrian tradition, though he has only bedded two of them, as the youngest is only a small child.
King Viserys:D100 - 20 => 16
Viserys could only watch his most loyal councilor walk away.
To stew in the mistakes that he had made, in regard to what he needed to do, as king. He had an heir, now he had to remarry for the realm.
Yet he was weak, some would call this match. He looked towards the woman he would soon wed and asked. "Selina, shall we make things official?"
She smiled. "Of course."
Reward: It could be worse, but Viserys has married a young socialite from King's Landing, one of the richest merchants in town, Lady Selina.
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Prince Baelon:D100 => 50
Baelon grew older, and he realized something that should frighten all.
He had power.
Reward: Baelon begins to learn about his power, and it's limits… there are no limits.
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Corlys the Sea Snake:D100 => 47
Princess Rhaenys Targaryen:D100 => 75
Lord Laenor Velaryon:D100 => 66
"We were lucky to find a match as good as we did." Corlys stated to his wife, as she sat down to continue their conversation. "Laenor may not like her, but they will tolerate each other's tendencies."
"Lady Cox is not happy with the fact he has not laid with her since their wedding night." She replied, and there was also something that is becoming strange and wishful in the thinking.
A grandchild from their heir.
"He will do his duty." Corlys stated.
Reward: Laenor has married a Cox of Saltpans, and they Valyreons are wishing for grandchildren.
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Baela:D100 => 55
Rhaena:D100 => 57
The Two twins spent a significant amount of gold trying to get news of their father.
The only news they had, was no news.
And that was not something they wished. But they had heard something from Valaar himself.
He was near Yi-Ti with Free Boaters.
And a message for the Emperor himself.
Reward: They did not find their father, but they did find Valaar.
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Aegor Rivers:D100 => 100
Maelor:D100 => 96
Maegor: D100 => 89
Maegor Blackfyre Married this year, and he married one of the great houses of the Riverlands, Lady Bethany Malister of Seaguard. He now serves as one of his good father's chief enforcers… Though there is a rumor that he plans to rally the men to his side, go towards Harrenhall, and assist Lord Larys with a great plot that no one knows.
Maelor Blackfyre has done something unexpected, going west to the Iron Born, and offering to wed Lord Harrlows young daughter, who is still five years his senior and a woman grown, but the Ironborn could only smile and accept that a Dragonrider was coming to them willingly, and learn their ways.
Meanwhile, Aegor Blackfyre, the eldest brother of the clan, has done something incredible, and even King Viserys could not refuse.
He took command of the Dornish host with his Dragon, promising fortune and glory to the mercenaries, and took all three Martell girls as his wives, at sword point. There is a rumor that he went to the Daynes and offered them peace, and told them if he wanted peace, he would surrender.
The Uller's, who did not surrender, could only watch as the great bladesman and dragon ridder, slowly took the castle with his dragon, taking the women as prisoners and the men…
They became headless or fed his dragon.
Reward: The Blackfyres have… become extremely politically powerful in less than a year, using guile, their enemy's weaknesses, or their kindness.
Aegor has forcibly married all the Martell girls, in the Valyrian tradition, though he has only bedded two of them, as the youngest is only a small child.
Yeah, Maegor, Make your family, and not!family proud!
*sighs as I start drawing up possible Plans for the coming War*
Dude this update was wild! Now I will have to make more omakes than the two I had written.
I shall call this turn the Season of Bells with this much weddings going around.
I shall call this turn the Season of Bells with this much weddings going around.
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Please tell me you have a plan, because right now I think we should focus on whatever Larys is cooking in the Riverlands.
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Damm Viserys, you can´t have good luck can´t you...
On the other hand, Cats is probably the best Love Interst of Batman, so let´s hope this works out for everyone...
Fuck me sideways, I was one of the guys who always said that we should give the child a chance, but it seems that there is no chance of avoiding a war with him (Unless Magoose dice decides to be themselves and dies before that)
Well, don't hold your breath on that.
Fortunately, you won´t have to wait too much with Laena.
So this is part of the whole "Go Full Admiral Yi" on them? Let´s hope that he is channeling the Yi that had 27 decisive naval victories and didn´t lose a single ship... And not the Yi who got screwed extremely badly by their own countrymen so much that it is almost a meme on itself.
Unfortunately, I don´t expect the Emperor to be very reasonable... Chinese emperors tended to be extremely proud and entitled, and even if any reasonable person could see that it is time to fold the cards and release Visenya, he is unlikely to do so.
Dammit, the Dices are literally in love with the Blackfyre Brothers... And now it seems that we have Naruto as our neighbour.
It is great that we are actually friends with him.
Does anyone have some ideias for a plotting miniturn to see what heck is Larys up to?
Maegor married a Malister, one of the few coastal Houses of Riverlands, not only that but Maelor also wants to marry a rich sea House with the Harlaws... Althought the woman is his elder by 5 years.
Edit: By the way with Aegor marrying all three of the Martells now Baelon options for future Queen Consorts drops exponancialy... Which increases the chances of Daenys becoming one of his top choices particulary with her Etheral Beauty. The dice really screwd us over with Aegor crit.
Maegor married a Malister, one of the few coastal Houses of Riverlands, not only that but Maelor also wants to marry a rich sea House with the Harlaws... Althought the woman is his elder by 5 years.
Edit: By the way with Aegor marrying all three of the Martells now Baelon options for future Queen Consorts drops exponancialy... Which increases the chances of Daenys becoming one of his top choices particulary with her Etheral Beauty. The dice really screwd us over with Aegor crit.
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Being Viserys is suffering.
That is all.
Well, hopefully, Baelon decides that just because he has absolute power, it means he uses it wisely.
But he kinda needs more dragon riders to secure his reign, given that most of them are not exactly loyal to him personally.
Lets just say I will be very surprised if we don't get many kids from everyone in the next year.
... You'll see.
But poor Daemon.
The Emperor doesn't need to be reasonable. He just needs to accept the reality of his situation.
That it isn't a good one.
Aegor is going to be interesting, and lets leave it like that.
I know what he's doing, and boy oh boy, is it fun.
Well Maelor is a young buck who decided to take the adventurer route. And if he manages to make Greyjoy actually indispensable?
Well who knows.
Aegor did that for many reasons.
But lets just say that he really wants to make sure his line will control Dorne once he dies. And if that means he's going to treat his wives like baby factories, then he will.
Cause, unfortunately, he is not Lucien. And he unfortunately has a dark side...
Cause he is Maegor the Cruel's blood.
Aegor ruins everything.
I am still not over this turn, dammit Aegor.
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We can still unify Westeros.
Just Aegor is doing it himself.
But the plan was to sacrifice the youngest Martell to save Daenys from becoming one of the possible matchs for Baelon by Viserys and the Council (Plus Otto) interference since until here we dont have motives to refuse.
Edit: With most of the Great Houses only having sons... I think the obvious choice for Baelon either is the Baratheons with the Four Storms or our children.
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OUCH...did he get raped again?
Thats some... interesting numbers right there.
I am worried about Daemon, at this rate we really will have to mount a force to rescue him from himself and other people.
I am worried about Daemon, at this rate we really will have to mount a force to rescue him from himself and other people.
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Daemon can't catch a single break.
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No but he was with the wrong woman.
Because he is Daemon he loves a woman who can kick his ass.
However he choose poorly.
Daemon will be fine… mostly.
Hopefully he dosent get indoctrinated into the league of shadows.
That would be bad.
Well unfortunately he's the hero… so you know that means he suffers more then anyone else.
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Dammit, he fuck with the Essosi Yuno Gasai or got laid by a mantis who has eaten his brains...
On the other hand he is wrecking Yi Ti...
This is a total reverse, I hope that Visenya is OK...
And he is also destroying Yi Ti
Well Chinese Emperors have been historically terrible at that too.
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Knowing his luck its Talia or someone worse. At least if Damian gets born here he cant steal his sisters Keep since thats their legacy by the blood of their mother and not Daemon.
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I feel like next turn should be something concerning Diplo with ours banners and shoring up on food stock but those fucking rolls make me wanna go on an adventure for old times sake, or at least train more.
The Legend of the Dragon Singer still has more to be written even before the Dance!
The Legend of the Dragon Singer still has more to be written even before the Dance!
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Whose to say he didn't fuck multiple women who are how can we say this properly…
Batshit insane who want to take over the world.
With Not Atilla.
It's a good time all around, considering the emperor is off his horse.
She's fine…
Kinda… she's not dead though, so.. progress?
China has always been bad at navy, not China is even worse at it.
Daemon can help with that situation and fuck lots of people up while doing it.
Why just stop at one Al Ghul sister?
Oh there is going to be plenty of that coming next turn.
We're the silent, and it's much more badass when the only time they hear (in legend of course) us is singing a beautiful dragon lullaby that kills everyone.
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Well, because Nyssa tends to hate his father while Talia is really devoted to him what makes them really incompatible...Why just stop at one Al Ghul sister?
And not doing it seems like a sensible idea if you want not to die...