And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

A little Prince Bed Time Stories part 1!
Omake: A little Prince Bed Time Stories part 1!

Myranda's Storytelling: Tales of the Witchblade.

Once upon a time there was a lake, its surface was crystal clear and its water a deep sea blue but no living thing drank from there for it was a salt water lake instead of fresh water.

But such detail wasn't important for the man fighting in there, as blood spilled and corpses rotted on the ground just as the man's dying were not of interest for the lake.

No, the important thing came after that.

Some time later a young maiden walked through the place, her gaze unfocused, lost as if trying to find something desperately yet failing.

Her face started to clear as tears fell from her checks, and dirty again from snot on her nose. So she went to the lake to clear her face completely but her eyes only got more irritated because of the salt water and as if a dam broke the girl started to cry in earnest, knees hitting the ground and dress getting wet.

That interested the Lake, for all the time its been there it had felt it all, the taste of rain and blood, it never tasted tears, something salty and sweet so similar to its own waters yet not it at the same time. So its surface rippled and a voice called from its deeps.
And the girl answered.

Here the tales diverge, some say that from the lake rose a Salt Shore Witch, with hair of seaweed and cloak of whale skin, others that the girl saw her own reflection strangely distorted by the ripples.

However all of them agree on that in the end the maiden pulled a dagger from the lake, a queer thing with the blade resembling a white salt rock and the handle made from bone all of it for the revenge on the King.

You see little Prince, the King at the time was waging a war not for glory, gold, conquest or even justice or meaneless hate. None of it, he simply liked to fight the rush of danger and blood filled his heart with joy like none could quell and for a man that had such simple needs the realm also bleed from within for he was no mere man but a King, or so it was what the people said.

So the girl went for her quest of revenge, carrying the witchblade. It took her time and skill to get close to her target but revenge was night.

The King only saw a maiden not beautiful and neither ugly, she had a strange aura that drew the eye in, a fragility of the heart that in turn made the others weak and that's all that she needed, to catch his attention and lure him into a secluded room.

The dagger was plunged right into his heart bypassing meat and bone like air as the King's vision darkened the only thing he saw as the maiden's empty eyes staring at him like all the corpses he left on the battlefield.

However when morning once came, the King woke up there with not a sign, not even a scar of the dagger in his heart. Dismissing it as a nightmare he continued in his war campaign as before.

Time passed, and for a moment everything was just like before for the King but soon it was clear that something was wrong, first was his hunger and thirst. No longer could he drink or eat, being more simple he lost completely his desire for sustenance.

It was unnatural, people whispered how could the man continue without food or drink? But even without it he continued health as ever, calling it a sign that the gods favored him. Next it was his need for sleep, and so it went.

Little by little the King lost what made one a person, it was said that in his last night he couldn't feel the wind on his face neither see the moon in the sky however he would still charge blindy in the battlefield like a enraged bull with a supernatural skill, for the last thing he could feel was the siren call of the battlefield.

By the sword he lived, and by the sword he died, in one of the bloodiest wars ever seen.

The place was littered with the dead, people amounted on top of each other in a rot so big they melded together forming a big rotting blanked across the land. They tried for days to find their King's corpse and found it they did and more, in the center of the carnage and on his hand was a sword.

A queer thing it was, with the blade being made of an white crystal almost like a rock salt, its handle made of bone and when it cut even when the wound was healed the person would forever feel the pain. Without sheat, the sword would slowly bleed saltwater, like tears dropped in a lake.

For instead of the endless joy of the battle, the King was forever doomed to feel the pain of those he harmed.

And thus it ends the Tale of the Witchblade, after passing through many warriors hands it got lost in time. Some say the Lake claimed it again, to expand its waters and claim the continent as its own, other that its last wielder was Brandon of the Bloody Blade who passed it to his son Brandon the Builder who used its frozen waters to make the barebones of the Wall, the sword secretly hidden in the crypts of Winterfell waiting for its next punishment.

Notes: I wanted to make a cute scene with Baby Baelon and people telling stories and playing with him, instead this was born. I hope at least the randomeness of it all was enjoyable? Tell me if I managed to get the fairytale feeling right.
 
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@Magoose I have been re reading the last updates and I have a few questions about this...
"You better crown her Queen of Love and Beauty, or I will fuck you up harder than Alicent did when she caught you in that whorehouse." You warned.
What exactly happened here? What was Alicent doing in a Brothel? How the hell did Alicent "Proper Lady" Hightower decide to beat the snout of the Crown Prince?

Besides that, (seeing that our training montage is coming soonish) Is Self Control a skill that we can learn? It would be redundant to learn it with Anger Management? And fi we want to teach our children things, do we need the Teaching skill?
 
What exactly happened here? What was Alicent doing in a Brothel? How the hell did Alicent "Proper Lady" Hightower decide to beat the snout of the Crown Prince?
Well if you want to know:

Lucien, Rhaenyra, and Alicent were participating in a three-way, as most horny rich teenagers do when they don't have things to do. Daemon tried to find them and bring them back home, but Alicent saw him and berated him. (Yes these kids are sex-starved and horny and can't really get away with it at the keep)

And chased him out with her shoe in hand.

Let's just say that Lucien is affecting the prim and proper lady Hightower with his own... Madness.

Also, teenagers are going to be horny.
Besides that, (seeing that our training montage is coming soonish) Is Self Control a skill that we can learn? It would be redundant to learn it with Anger Management? And fi we want to teach our children things, do we need the Teaching skill?
You can get the teaching skill by teaching, or by learning it.

Also Self-control is different than anger management.

Lets just say self control will lead to less situations that... well like above
 
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Well if you want to know:

Lucien, Rhaenyra, and Alicent were participating in a three-way, as most horny rich teenagers do when they don't have things to do. Daemon tried to find them and bring them back home, but Alicent saw him and berated him. (Yes these kids are sex-starved and horny and can't really get away with it at the keep)
Well, guess that this part is completely ignored by anyone involved, especially Viserys and our parents...
While your parents said that you will not be engaging in intercourse until you are old enough.
But TBH it is not like we aren´t married or anything, so i doubt it will be a problem

But was the Brothel really needed? I mean unless I would want extra participants in a trio I think that would have gone to a luxurious inn...
And chased him out with her shoe in hand.

Let's just say that Lucien is affecting the prim and proper lady Hightower with his own... Madness.

Also, teenagers are going to be horny.
Well, that usually happens when someone raised in a very repressive environment gets a taste of freedom, they tend to get a little over her head.

But I am happy for Alicent, if there was someone who needed to let it go in the series, it was her...
You can get the teaching skill by teaching, or by learning it.
Interesting... Let´s teach our Brides and children Time Management, and let the rumors about being reformed White Walker spread also to our family.
Also Self-control is different than anger management.

Lets just say self control will lead to less situations that... well like above
I am thinking about going for Meditation, Self Control, and Anger Management in our training montage... Go for the Zen Master route.
 
Well, guess that this part is completely ignored by anyone involved, especially Viserys and our parents...
Well Daemon didn't tell anyone. And everyone though we just rented a room somewhere.
But well, it is not like we aren´t married or anything.

But was the Brothel needed? I mean unless I would want extra participants in a trio I think that would have gone to a luxurious inn...
It was Rhaenyra's idea to go to a whorehouse.

Mostly for the adventure.
Well, that usually happens when someone raised in a very repressive environment gets a taste of freedom, they tend to get a little over her head.

But I am happy for Alicent, if there was someone who needed to let it go in the series, it was her...
Well, she certainly isn't going to be going to nuts, as she realizes that someone has to keep us safe from out actions.
Interesting... Let´s teach our Brides and children Time Management, and let the rumors about being reformed White Walker spread also to our family.
That won't come till a little bit later.
I am thinking about going for Meditation, Self Control, and Anger Management in our training montage... Go for the Zen Master route.
Maybe singing too, so we can be a chad and sing to our dragon while we prepare for battle.
 
Well Daemon didn't tell anyone. And everyone though we just rented a room somewhere.
He will be reminding us about it for the rest of our life though.
It was Rhaenyra's idea to go to a whorehouse.

Mostly for the adventure.
It doesn´t surprise me in the least...
Well, she certainly isn't going to be going to nuts, as she realizes that someone has to keep us safe from out actions.
Well, it is good to have someone in your life with common sense... The most OP secret trait of them all.
Maybe singing too, so we can be a chad and sing to our dragon while we prepare for battle.
That was also in my plans... I kind of wanted to learn Music, Dance, and Poetry to get some hobbies that didn´t involve beating people or riding Dragons (but I don´t know if we would learn them in the Training Montage or in the coming turns)

But just to be sure... Does Music is interchangeable with singing
 
But just to be sure... Does Music is interchangeable with singing
Music is music theory.

Singing is different
He will be reminding us about it for the rest of our life though.
He will... try to at least.

But lets be honest here... We're going to be doing more insane shit then that later on, I can feel it.
Well, it is good to have someone in your life with common sense... The most OP secret trait of them all.
... Even though she lost it by the end of season one.
 
Music is music theory.

Singing is different
So, if we actually want to perform better if we pick Singing and/or an instrument, no?

Besides that, if we learn Poetry and Music as skills, would those synergies with each other? What about Poetry and Writing?
He will... try to at least.

But lets be honest here... We're going to be doing more insane shit then that later on, I can feel it.
We already had sex while in a flying Dragon...
... Even though she lost it by the end of season one.
To be honest I would say she lost most of it by chapter 6, and the rest of at the end in chapter 8.
Lets hope she can keep it to the end of the War on the Setpstones at least.
Let´s better hope that she keep it until the War (that is in the tittle) comes.

We need someone in the court that is not crazy awesome and that maintains its sanity.
 
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So, if we actually want to perform better if we pick Singing and/or an instrument, no?
Correct.
Besides that, if we learn Poetry and Music as skills, would those synergies with each other? What about Poetry and Writing?
Both would synergies well.
We already had sex while in a flying Dragon...
I belive you mean on, unless your saying we were eaten and somehow got out?
Let´s better hope that she keep it until the War (that is in the tittle) comes.

We need someone in the court that is not crazy awesome and that maintains its sanity
Too late our court is nothing but crazy awesome.
 
I say it because if Alicent accompanies us to the Septstones there's the very chance that she ends up with trauma like Lucien when he visited the North, I am dont want that.
Well, fortunately, she won´t be too close to any battle (unlike Rhaenyra it is not like she can contribute much to the war Effort) and she would be surrounded by, literally, the maximum amount of meatshields available.
Too late our court is nothing but crazy awesome.
Not Crazy Awesome enough... We still have to recruit Baba Yaga (John Wick) and Lara Lannister ( Julie d'Aubigny).
I belive you mean on, unless your saying we were eaten and somehow got out?
It was a typo... But a funny one :V.

But besides that guys, if we pick an instrument for Lucien what should we pick?

Do we go for the aristocratic Harp? A more modest Lute? A merry fiddle? Or do we fully embrace our inner Angry Scottman and pick the bagpipes?
 
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Do we go for the aristocratic Harp? A more modest Lute? A merry fiddle? Or do we fully embrace our inner Angry Scottman and pick the bagpipes?

The bagpipes its the obvious choice for me, just saying.

Well, fortunately, she won´t be too close to any battle (unlike Rhaenyra it is not like she can contribute much to the war Effort) and she would be surrounded by, literally, the maximum amount of meatshields available.

Two words: Magic Bugaloo.

By the way how its going to work, since its mostly a Naval Battle, would Alicent stay in a port since we didnt take any isles in there yet? Or is she staying on a ship in the backlines?
 
I don´t know, I find really funny that in 200 years our so Prince Rhaegar would be compared to us...

And wind instruments have a significant flaw in that they don't allow its user to sing while playing...

I choose the bagpipes because I think the accordion wasnt invented yet, as for Rhaegar... Who says he cant be born as one of Lucien children? We alwasy can name one of our sons with it, heck perhaps even the story could 'repeat' itself with Baelon naming his heir Rhaegar.
 
I choose the bagpipes because I think the accordion wasnt invented yet,
You are truly devious... Why are you picking the most hated instrument of all time for Lucien to play?
as for Rhaegar... Who says he cant be born as one of Lucien children? We alwasy can name one of our sons with it, heck perhaps even the story could 'repeat' itself with Baelon naming his heir Rhaegar.
I was just saying that if we pick poetry, singing, and harp, we wouldn't be imitating Rhaegar... Rhaegar would make a cosplay of Lucien 200 years in the future... I found the Temporal Paradox funny.
 
Its the accordion that disliked? Its a rather traditional instrument in my homeland...
Well it is mostly a joke, but there are people who dislike the accordion because of its association with quite a few musical genres that have gone quite updated, for being the instrument of choice for many annoying street musicians, and in the case of some American citizens overexposure to it due to Lawrence Welk
 
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Omake: A Dragons final resting place.

Maester Aaron still couldn't believe his eyes when the King invited him to King's Landing to aid him in the construction of the Bell Tower in honor of the late Queen Aemma. It was such an ambitious project, to build a tower taller than the Hightower and with bells more marvelous than those of Norvos, it was the work of a lifetime!

The first concern was the lighthouse part itself in the very top of the tower, there's was a small variety of ways a flame could be kept burning with a light strong enough to be seen in a stormless night, one with a brighter glow but threatened by strong storm winds and another with greater flame control with the tradeoff being the dimmer glow. The King was ambitious and one of the great problems the Cidatel was having its with his request: To find a way to make the light visible even when storms approach, to have a flame that would never quench.

Aaron smiled at his fellow maesters misfortune, thankfully he was tasked with a slight easier task: The part meant to honor the Queen memory.

To start with the top under the lighthouse , the King wanted a single giant bell carved with falcons, with children statues positioned both outside and inside the bells chamber to symbolize all of the King's own children who now resided with their mother in the seven heavens.

Under it would be another bell chambers, circular in shape with huge windows of stained glass with depictions of the Queen Aemma life - another problem to see if the strong winds didn't keep rattling the glass - inside the chamber would have smaller bells in the number of years they were married.

And underneath that chamber there was yet another bell chamber, this time with two bells being bigger than those above it but smaller than the Queen's representing the King's living children Princess Rhaenyra and Prince Baelon.

All of it of course, having the tower pierce the very heavens Queen Aemma now resideded. It would take time and effort, perhaps if they had a dragon to help with some of the materials. They would need to see how to build it without the tower collapsing with its own weight, and the wind…

Problems, and problems however if they pulled it off Queen Aemma name would forever be marked upon the story, together with those who built it.

Master Aaron continued to work but a part of him wondered if Viserys wanted to make build a tower so high just so the man could go see his wife once again but that was the concern of the bards and not maesters.

Notes: I have no ideia if Magoose has a design in mind for Viserys tower… So here we come with an omake.
 
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It is pretty awesome but it was supposed to serve also as a Lightower, much like the one in Oldtown...

You should probably add some place for the fire and/or mirrors.

Thanks, I will do that in a short while. Also I have no ideia how lighthouses worked so research time.

Edit: Fixed it and now Viserys is having a slight revenge against the Cidatel with his request to have a light that would never end because of them sending Grand Maester Mellos to serve him in the first place.
 
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So… next turn is going to be skills and building an army… tonight most likely.

Let's hope it's a good one.

Also: pregnancy rolls begins… because we have three horny teens that just don't know when to stop :V
 
So… next turn is going to be skills and building an army… tonight most likely.

Let's hope it's a good one.

Also: pregnancy rolls begins… because we have three horny teens that just don't know when to stop :V
And then the Stepstones... I really want to see our MAXED OUT army.

And let´s hope that all the Magic thingly doesn´t bite us in the ass (which is kind of a hollow hope, in ASOIF Magic ALWAYS works on "Power at a Terrible Price" basis)
 
And let´s hope that all the Magic thingly doesn´t bite us in the ass (which is kind of a hollow hope, in ASOIF Magic ALWAYS works on "Power at a Terrible Price" basis)
I mean I have to make it a challenge now?

I'm not going to make it impossible, but certain things might be difficult… or worse, require you to stop and think for a moment. Cause dear god it may require such things.
 
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