And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

Finally, I can sit down and write more than a couple sentences..
At least then we have a reason to abadndon our family while we galivant through fun and profit.
Well, it is better than "I am going out for a pack of cigarettes" at the least
Well I hear Harrenhall is the closest place to be the VAlley of the End.
The Strongs would probably object having an Anime Battle in their backyard though...
Eh, success has gotten to the kids head. He'll have to work on that before shit gets real.
Yeah, he is another one of those people that mistake "being reasonable" with "being weak" which is extremely annoying...
We may have to provide him with a Wake Up call like Gil did in Girl Genius
Well that's what happens when you leave the city for adventure and war and the people who decided to take over as people are crazy religious lunatics.

Viserys, you need to be a better father dammit!
That is partially on us, we should have purged better and more thoroughly in our short time on the Ruby Cloacks

Otto at least is smart enough to be upfront about the whole thing, other wise he would be fucked.
And to know the correct angle of approach... If he had tried to appeal to our ambition or to temp us with power things wouldn't have gone well for him, but the whole "Keep your family Safe" is an argument that we would at least listen...
Alot of them.

But since this is WEsteros, there is no way everyone can be ned stark.

And really, we might inspire Ned stark with our wholesomeness... well by also being less horny.
Hey, it's strangely satifying that our familiar wholesomeness would influence Cregan and cement the Stark as the Least Dysfunctional House in Westeros...

But regarding the "Less Horny" part... I think that the Blood of the wolf would like to have a talk with you...
The Thing is, Laena pretty much believed until earlier, that we would be committing spousal rape on her to do our duty as husband and wife.

The fact she realizes that she can say no and we will listen and respect her wishes is absolutely something that would make her changer her outlook on the relationship they have.
Yeah, it is truly sad that Common Human Decency is so rare in these lands that poor Laena truly expected to be raped on her wedding night.

But I can totally understand the effect that Lucien had when he treated her like a human being, especially with those abysmal expectations...
That caused Laena to pause. "Because no man has ever cared about me, other than my father. And…"
I just noticed that she has only mentioned Corlys... Come on Laena, Laenor may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer and a peacock, but he loves his sister with all his heart.
Yep, and hopefully, they can get along and make everything run smoothly while we become Viserys own international man of mystery.
So Viserys is going to get us into more adventures/trouble as an agent of the crown...

Better to train our Intrigue and diplomacy then...
YEah...

Finally, Valaar has rescued his beloved...

Unfortunately, he's in Yi-Ti... being invaded by the Not Mongols.

And Daemon and the Leauge are looking for them.

So not out of the woods yet.
Dad being the GOAT and rescuing Visenya is truly awesome... Let´s hope that we the can whisker away in the sea and return to the Stepstones.

Speaking of Daemon:

Daemon: D100 => 1
Event:D100 => 90

Ceraxes:
D100 => 96
Event:D100 => 100

Remember when I laughed and said that Ceraxes is the only Reason Daemon is still alive?

Um...

Shit... I need to redraw my plans.

this changes everything.
Did he decide to do the only reasonable thing to do and Whisker Away his human until he stops being so stupid?
WEll, you'll like what I planned for it.

Also, just wanna remind you all, that you chose to marry multiple women.
Yeah and I kind of regret not going full "Fuck The Seven" mode and marrying Asha Greyjoy and Lara Lannister as well.
Aegor was the noble bastard who decided he needed to be a noble to be important, Lucien just wanted to swing his sword and adventure like literally every noble at the beginning of their family line who created it.

If anything Lucien's rise to power though less ambitious was more natural.

Also both our dads are amazing in their own insane ways, one just a dragon now :V

Everyone but Lucien is shit at family matters we should write a book on this if we survived without turning into a folder callus old man. Similarly we have the best wives in Westeros don't @ me and all others are right to be jealous, but I can literally already see the relationship of those two being used to rally people against us as a heathen while also possibly inspiring others in the Stepstones to try new things 😄

All in all great turn, everyone's family but ours is mid all praise the House of the Silent Dragon
Hey, if we teach Alicent Time management I am pretty sure that it will be one of the first books she will write, alongside with "Time Management for Dummies"...

So… since we are off onto an adventure again… soon at least.

I should tell you that some of the rumors were bullshit made up by crazy people… whereas the true shit is coming soon.

Also you will have lots of options. Options that require details.

Copious details.
Well, let´s hope that the true shit is not as bad as it seems...

And dammint, we have so many things to do (pick up our sister from boarding school, saving our dad from the hordes of rampaging not mongols, save other dads from himself, follow the plot thread of the sons of Saera)... And only one to choose.
What shit has been going on!!! We should had invested into a spynetwork...
To be fair, we have not yet had any action that would allow us to do that...

And I would also love to poach Mushroom for the Stepstones.
 
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Well, it is better than "I am going out for a pack of cigarettes" at the least
And besides, its not like we're leaving everyone to fend for themselves.

We have set the place up well enough to not be... bad.
The Strongs would probably object having an Anime Battle in their backyard though...
When we get to that point, they might be a little to preoccupied to care.
That is partially on us, we should have purged better and more thoroughly in our short time on the Ruby Cloacks
Well we have time. Eventually.
And to know the correct angle of approach... If he had tried to appeal to our ambition or to temp us with power things wouldn't have gone well for him, but the whole "Keep your family Safe" is an argument that we would at least listen...
The thing about Otto is, he knows most of the time what he is dealing with...

Key word is most of the time.
Hey, it's strangely satifying that our familiar wholesomeness would influence Cregan and cement the Stark as the Least Dysfunctional House in Westeros...
Yep
But regarding the "Less Horny" part... I think that the Blood of the wolf would like to have a talk with you...
Try being the operative word.
Yeah, it is truly sad that Common Human Decency is so rare in these lands that poor Laena truly expected to be raped on her wedding night.
And I was not going to make that happen, because dammit she deserves happiness.
But I can totally understand the effect that Lucien had when he treated her like a human being, especially with those abysmal expectations...
She still needed to figure out it was the real deal, and not Lucien manipulating her emotionally.
I just noticed that she has only mentioned Corlys... Come on Laena, Laenor may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer and a peacock, but he loves his sister with all his heart.
LAena and Laenor are... well they are good, but not that kind of close anymore since the war.
Dad being the GOAT and rescuing Visenya is truly awesome... Let´s hope that we the can whisker away in the sea and return to the Stepstones.
Well, to quote Dany "If I go back, I'm lost."

Lets just say that Dad has to keep moving, but... things have happened.
Did he decide to do the only reasonable thing to do and Whisker Away his human until he stops being so stupid?
Ceraxes does what Ceraxes wants.

That is all.
Yeah and I kind of regret not going full "Fuck The Seven" mode and marrying Asha Greyjoy and Lara Lannister as well.
YEah, but then things would get very complicated.

And by complicated I mean, possibly insanely messy.
And dammint, we have so many things to do (pick up our sister from boarding school, saving our dad from the hordes of rampaging not mongols, save other dads from himself, follow the plot thread of the sons of Saera)... And only one to choose.
Well not just one...

You will see when it comes.
And I would also love to poach Mushroom for the Stepstones.
Mushroom likes working for Viserys, unless we can find a suitable job for him in our court, and pay him more then a king can.
 
So, in the middle of writing the next update…

All I will say is this: Damn… Vizzy T does not fuck around
 
My man, Vizzy T just wants to play with his fucking Legos and will cut a bitch to get to them if he has to.
Well actually finish the lighthouse he made in his wife's honor but details.
Is the lightower finaly making progress?
Yes, amazingly enough.
Considering that he was the Goddamn Batman, I believe that.
Well former Batman… but hey, he has other things to worry about now like preparing his son, and worrying about Criston Coles… worrying behavior when it comes to dealing out Justice in his name, when he takes command of Ruby cloaks.
Hey, people tend to forget it, but Viserys is also a true dragon, and the last rider of Balerion the Black Dread
It's also probably why he isn't dead.
Well, it is never too late for learning modelism
Too bad his son hates it because he dosent spend any time with him being a dad
 
Well former Batman… but hey, he has other things to worry about now like preparing his son, and worrying about Criston Coles… worrying behavior when it comes to dealing out Justice in his name, when he takes command of Ruby cloaks.
Dammit, what has happened with Ser Robert Wendwater, and why is ser Crispin handling things with the Watch?

And wouldn't make more sense that Ser Westerling would handle things with the Ruby Clocks? Bot because of seniority and because he has worked closely with them in the past...

Edit: Ninjaed by the QM.
 
I'm very worried about how Cristina is gonna fuck the order we tried to make worth a damn, but what I'm more worried about is that it was mentioned a while back that he has a good relationship with Baelon and that does not give me hope for his upbringing.

"Oh the king is neglectful you say? Well don't worry just let me finish serving this 'King's Justice' and then we can go play catch Your Highness."
 
By the way Magoose is Selina still able to bear children? Because it will be a mess if we have a fourth contestant to the throne with Aion.
I'll roll for that later but until that time, assume no, Selina is not interested in children.
I'm very worried about how Cristina is gonna fuck the order we tried to make worth a damn, but what I'm more worried about is that it was mentioned a while back that he has a good relationship with Baelon and that does not give me hope for his upbringing.

"Oh the king is neglectful you say? Well don't worry just let me finish serving this 'King's Justice' and then we can go play catch Your Highness."
Oh it could be worse…

It could be much worse
 
The Bloody Year of 111
The Bloody Year of 111:

Lord Harwin Strong had arrived by Ship, his entire demeanor completely filled with a serious glare that only a man who was running out of time could have. Yet in the brief moments you saw him, you knew something was deeply wrong.

It was never your intention to show anything to him, to allow yourself to remain in control of the situation, yet it seems that you didn't know Harwin as well as you thought. Because he came in with a wild gaze on his face.

And a compelling problem.

"Lucien." He spoke plainly and without titles, as he sat down on the chair across from you. "I have a problem?"

You raised an eyebrow. "Problem you say?" You leaned forward to get closer, and you sighed. "Well, why would you come to me, and sail the Narrow Sea, when a Raven could have been well enough?"

"Because I needed to see you in person in case it was intercepted." He replied, again, sounding serious and composed, as if he was hiding something. "My father is in danger, and I couldn't think of anyone else to turn to?"

"Why Me?" You asked, questioning the strangeness. Why would a Riverlord want you, the new Prince of the Stepstones, to assist him? Distance and time alone could have made it unfeasible, unless?

"What do you expect me to influence the King's decision?" You asked.

"The King trusts you and views you as a loyal servant. And above all else, he knows you don't lie to him, always telling him the truth that he needs to hear." Harwin stated.

"What is it your father has been in trouble with the King?" You asked.

"Treason. He conspires to put Baelon on the Throne, to serve as regent." Harwin was quick to say those words as if he himself could not believe them.

Or wanted to.

"And you think I can save his life by pleading for it?" You asked.

Harwin nodded. "I'm not asking you to save his life and his position, only to prevent him from being killed." He stated. "I'd rather he suffer at the Wall than die a traitor's death."

You nodded. You were not happy about this. But Lord Strong was a Friend, and despite everything, you owed him. Perhaps not enough to save him, but enough to make sure he wouldn't be left alone.
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Alicent was the only one who was skeptical. "Lord Strong committing treason, just after he becomes Hand of the King?" She paced, and you wondered if you would start picking at her fingers again.

And she was. "Alicent, don't pick at your fingers." You muttered, seeing her tick when she was nervous and thinking. "I don't want to wake Vaegon."

She stopped and saw the finger scratches that she had before she shook her head. "This entire thing must be a plot of some sort." She stated.

"It obviously is, but what choices do we have? Harwin asked me to help him."

"You don't have any obligation to help him," Alicent said. "Just say no, and be with us. We have enough to worry about already."

You frowned and contemplated it for a moment. But than you shook your head. "I can't just abandon my friends."

"What about your family?" She shot back. "You are going to be a father again, and it should be a happy time. Running off to do Gods know what, will only just make you more like-" She stopped, realizing what she was about to say.

You didn't but the idea was there. "Like who?" You quivered.

"Like Daemon." She said.

There was a long pause, and you realized that something felt wrong. You were angry at her. It was like holding onto a Dragon egg, but you rose in anger. "I am nothing like Daemon!"

Yet Alicent was quivering in fear at your outburst of anger. She was terrified, even if she knew, deep down, you were not going ot hurt her.

And slowly, as your anger dissipated, you realized what had happened. "Alicent, I'm…"

You wanted to say something, to apologize to her. Yet she stood. "Go then." She said, sounding in pain as she said those words.

There was trust. There was love. But there was also fear.

Terror even, in her tone.

And you realized what you had done.
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You took Harwin with you, on Grey Ghost, and it was a long flight.

But seeing King's Landing on the Horizon, you saw the construction of the Great Lighthouse. It looked half-finished, despite the clear sign of workers working in the day, and you saw many ropes and scaffolding, masons and bricklayers…

It was truly a marvelous thing to see. How the tower looked, and how it would soon dominate the coastal skyline.

Breathtaking is the word you would describe it, a single man's will to see legacy be done.

When you landed at the Dragonpit, Grey Ghost looked ready to go back to his old nest. But you stopped him. "Stay here, we won't be long."

Hopefully.

The Other Dragons within the Dragon pit seemed surprised and roared at the arrival of the Grey Ghost. Only for Grey Ghost to ignore them and enter the place, the Dragon keepers following close behind.
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Viserys was sitting on the throne, and Lord Strong was waiting by his side. Not in chains, but he was clearly in a place of importance.

"What the f-" You were hit in the back by Harwin, and swords were drawn.

You looked at Viserys, and found him not only angered… no.

He was furious. "Tell me Lucien… Where is my brother?"

You looked at lord Strong, who only shrugged. "I wasn't lying when I said that my father was committing treason. But he did lie about why."

You looked to Harwin and reached for your own blade, yet there were so many, that even you wouldn't carve your way through this place to get to the thrown. "The fuck is going on?"

"Letters from Baela and Rhaena." He held them out and you saw the broken seals. He intercepted your letters. "You are trying to find Daemon, for your plots, against my throne."

You pushed Harwin away and growled. "And you believed that I would come after your throne, with Daemon?"

At that Lord Strong snickered. "We can drop the Act, your Grace, I think this is far and away the best entertainment we've had all year."

Your face flattened from a scowl to confusion, as Viserys stood… and you realized he was missing a finger. Lost on the throne. "I apologize for these theatrics, but I couldn't make it official, for reasons you will soon realize." He stated as he walked over to you. "It is good to see you again Lucien."

Your hands were bleeding from how tightly you made them, even his gentle smile and touch was infuriating. "Give me one reason to not jsut leave and ignore you?" You growled.

"For one thing, Daemon, and your father."

You relaxed immediately. "What? What news?"

"Your father and a fleet of pirates have raided the Yi-Ti, going up the Great Canal and invading the palace. They found your mother and are now moving and making an anchor toward Leng for repairs and to get home. But what we know is that Daemon is now helping a Dothraki Horde invade YI-TI. Trying to get something, I do not know. But there is even greater trouble closer to home. Bravosi bankers are trying to buy property in the North, all but saying that their interests are entirely economic in nature. They are trying to buy wood for their ships. With the entire east now weakened, I have good intelligence, that they plan to invade Lorath and Pentos, and destroy the slavers there."

"Why should we care about Bravosi politics and the East going into another War?" You questioned.

"Because Three young men came out of Valyria, and took over Volantis. Saera's bastard children. They come with Valyrian Steel and the fortunes of Valyria. The eldest was crowned emperor, and with a golden helm, claims he was a god of some sort. And all of Essos belongs to him. They don't have Dragons, but knowing the possibility…"

That was worrying. "Have we sent envoys to treat with him?" You asked.

"We did." Lord Strong stated. "They are all dead." You then saw the baskets and didn't need to know what was in them to know what they were.

"So you want me to kill them?" You asked.

"Yes." Viserys replied. "We also have news of your Sister Gael."

You froze at the name. "What?" You questioned.

"She is in a Red Priest temple in Volantis… we received a message from her tutor and master, Melisandre. Saying that she required you for saving the East. From a Darkness that not even the Dragons can fight."

"What about you?" You asked.

"I have a feeling that things are going to be fine here… but I require a dragon rider and the most skilled one I have, as I lack Daemon. I need you, Lucien, to be my agent in the East until I can replace you with someone who is not so important."

You nodded. "What do you want me to do?"

[]To Daemon, and Father: You are going to Fly to Yi-Ti, and find your fathers. Both of them, and bring them home.

[]To Volantis, and Gael: You are going to see what your sister is up to, and see just what the hell is going on with the Red Priestess that saved her, and took her.

[]To Bravvos, and to Prevent a War: You look forward to using your lovely little thing called influence to see if you can stop Bravvos from Expanding its territory and upset the balance of power… again.

[]To The Great city, for an Assassination: You are going to be killing kin. But something tells you that this kin does not view you as such. They say Targaryens are closer to gods than men… But you know better. They are closer to madness than greatness.

AN: Enjoy.
 
I always felt weird about Saera's death in this quest, terrible and untimely as it was, and I knew that her kids would show up eventually. Let them think themselves as gods, they'll never have dragons. Although, it's a damn shame we got to kill them, I'd like to see what they're all about anyway.

[X]To The Great city, for an Assassination: You are going to be killing kin. But something tells you that this kin does not view you as such. They say Targaryens are closer to gods than men… But you know better. They are closer to madness than greatness
 
Alicent was the only one who was skeptical. "Lord Strong committing treason, just after he becomes Hand of the King?" She paced, and you wondered if you would start picking at her fingers again.

And she was. "Alicent, don't pick at your fingers." You muttered, seeing her tick when she was nervous and thinking. "I don't want to wake Vaegon."

She stopped and saw the finger scratches that she had before she shook her head. "This entire thing must be a plot of some sort." She stated.

"It obviously is, but what choices do we have? Harwin asked me to help him."

"You don't have any obligation to help him," Alicent said. "Just say no, and be with us. We have enough to worry about already."

You frowned and contemplated it for a moment. But than you shook your head. "I can't just abandon my friends."

"What about your family?" She shot back. "You are going to be a father again, and it should be a happy time. Running off to do Gods know what, will only just make you more like-" She stopped, realizing what she was about to say.

You didn't but the idea was there. "Like who?" You quivered.

"Like Daemon." She said.

There was a long pause, and you realized that something felt wrong. You were angry at her. It was like holding onto a Dragon egg, but you rose in anger. "I am nothing like Daemon!"

Yet Alicent was quivering in fear at your outburst of anger. She was terrified, even if she knew, deep down, you were not going ot hurt her.

And slowly, as your anger dissipated, you realized what had happened. "Alicent, I'm…"

You wanted to say something, to apologize to her. Yet she stood. "Go then." She said, sounding in pain as she said those words.

There was trust. There was love. But there was also fear.

Terror even, in her tone.

And you realized what you had done.
Dammit, that hurt to read it...

And for better or worse you are very similar to Daemon Lucien... More grounded and stable, but very similar in many aspects...
"What about you?" You asked.

"I have a feeling that things are going to be fine here… but I require a dragon rider and the most skilled one I have, as I lack Daemon. I need you, Lucien, to be my agent in the East until I can replace you with someone who is not so important."
Does this mean that we are going to get several of these adventures? Until we Viserys can find the substitute
[]To Daemon, and Father: You are going to Fly to Yi-Ti, and find your fathers. Both of them, and bring them home.
This is extremely tempting, we get mom and data to meet his grandchildren and we save Daemon form himself...

Hopefully, before Not-Damian is conceived.
[]To Volantis, and Gael: You are going to see what your sister is up to, and see just what the hell is going on with the Red Priestess that saved her, and took her.
And this... I want to see what has been of our sister in her magic boarding school, and if we can I wish we can take her home with us.
[]To Bravvos, and to Prevent a War: You look forward to using your lovely little thing called influence to see if you can stop Bravvos from Expanding its territory and upset the balance of power… again.
Not that interested in that... Braavosi are the least annoying of the Free Cities.
[]To The Great city, for an Assassination: You are going to be killing kin. But something tells you that this kin does not view you as such. They say Targaryens are closer to gods than men… But you know better. They are closer to madness than greatness.
Trying to kill the problem when it is in the crib is intelligent, also we have potential for great loot...
 
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Well that hit me in the goddamn heartstrings, now we have to leave in strife. Fucking nobles.

Anyway I say either Gael or our dads, I personally don't believe Gael can't wait but if there's one thing the Red Witch is surprisingly good at it's predicting prophecies even if only with middling accuracy, also it's literally been years since we've seen this girl holy shit she's an Aunt.

Thinking about it while going against a number of fresh from Valyria targaryens who probably have magic in someway or a method to go against dragons sounds very dangerous, waiting for them to get more influence and experience does sound worse.
 
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Also I'm going to be honest…

I really did not like this update.

But then again it's probably just me
 
I always felt weird about Saera's death in this quest, terrible and untimely as it was, and I knew that her kids would show up eventually. Let them think themselves as gods, they'll never have dragons. Although, it's a damn shame we got to kill them, I'd like to see what they're all about anyway.
Well the problem is, you should know that crazy shit has occured.

And anyone who has read the previous Viserys adventure, should know that Valyria has some crazy shit that causes... bad things.
And for better or worse you are very similar to Daemon Lucien... More grounded and stable, but very similar in many aspects...
Um, we're pretty much Daemon when he married Rhaenyra, full of violence and hatred and rage and... other shit, while also being a god tier family man, and the best dragon rider ever.
Does this mean that we are going to get several of these adventures? Until we Viserys can find the substitute
most likely two... if you are really good at the whole thing.
This is extremely tempting, we get mom and data to meet his grandchildren and we save Daemon form himself...

Hopefully, before Not-Damian is conceived.
Not Damian was concived when Daemon raped Talia.

So... yeah.

Daemon for god sake try to not be an absolute monster.
And this... I want to see what has been of our sister in her magic boarding school, and if we can I wish we can take her home with us.
Well we have a sword and a dragon. I'd say we have a good chance of bringing her home.
Not that interested in that... Braavosi are the least annoying of the Free Cities.
But they are about to start a continant wide world war.

So that tends to make them a little more annoying then usual.
Trying to kill the problem when it is in the crib is intelligent, also we have potential for great loot...
Yeah, but it will be fun.

Very fun for me at least.
Anyway I say either Gael or our dads, I personally don't believe Gael can't wait but if there's one thing the Red Witch is surprisingly good at it's predicting prophecies even if only with middling accuracy, also it's literally been years since we've seen this girl holy shit she's an Aunt.
She's our sister.

And Gaels been... really busy.

Getting good.
Thinking about it while going against a number of fresh from Valyria targaryens who probably have magic in someway or a method to go against dragons sounds very dangerous, waiting for them to get more influence and experience does sound worse.
indeed.

But I willsay nothing more.
 
[X]To Volantis, and Gael: You are going to see what your sister is up to, and see just what the hell is going on with the Red Priestess that saved her, and took her.
 
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