And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

Also, they may have become possessed by spirits of Valyrian Dragonlords, and the Mother of all Dragons.

Typhoon. BTW, can end the world if she gets out, but thankfully, it's not able to.

Mostly because that is Viserys' Story that we cannot affect.
Ok, we have to kill these fuckers ASAP...
He's leading his armies against the Not Mongols and the league of shadows.

A rare thing for any of the YI-Ti Emperors to do, but considering the fact that his entire empire is at risk of being conquered...

Well, the Emperor got back on his horse.
Well, so Daemon will have to kill him... I hope that Dad has stole everything not nailed down to the ground... Getting silk sheets for our whole family would be nice...
He's rescued over three thousand women from the Emperors Harem.

And a vast majoraty want to bone him because he rescued them from sexual slavery, and have no other way to reward him, but through their bodies.

And well... Valaar is a good man, and has refused all of them for his wife.
On the one hand that is great, on the other hand, he will probably have to take them with him to Westeros/Stepstones which makes his escape more difficult... If they are released in Yi Ti the emperor will hunt them down and kill them and their families.

I hope that he has also released the rest of the service, to have some Yi Ti chefs working in Sunstone would be great...
 
As long they can get along with the Dragonseeds and other Valaryian Faithful then it's fine.

If it does occour the Steptstones will be a place of many languages, Westerosi, Low and High Valaryian and of course Yi-Tish.
 
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As long they can get along with the Dragonseeds and other Valaryian Faithful then it's fine.

If it does occour the Steptstones will be a place of many languages, Westerosi, Low and High Valaryian and of course Yi-Tish.
Hmmmmmmmm... This seems familiar somehow...

I swear to the fourteen if Aegor becomes a Yi Ti weeb while we're not looking I'll laugh my ass off
I just can't put my finger on it.

As an aside, having that many more people is a very nice boost to taxation and potential levy size. But comes at the caveat we can't actually speak the language they do and a supreme effort to get them settled in an area that they probably have no idea on how to actually live in. I imagine that some of them might actually come from an area that is like the stepstones but they're going to be few and far between.
 
Ok, we have to kill these fuckers ASAP...
Well that depends if they roll bullshit like Aegor...

Or roll shitty like Daemon.
Well, so Daemon will have to kill him... I hope that Dad has stole everything not nailed down to the ground... Getting silk sheets for our whole family would be nice...
Daemon has his own issues to worry about.

Like ridding shotgun in Ceraxes Mind while his body has been taken over by... Bad people.

He's a good Dragon but... well Daemon has to work extra hard.
On the one hand that is great, on the other hand, he will probably have to take them with him to Westeros/Stepstones which makes his escape more difficult... If they are released in Yi Ti the emperor will hunt them down and kill them and their families.

I hope that he has also released the rest of the service, to have some Yi Ti chefs working in Sunstone would be great...
The Ramen Capital of the World will still be an archipelago.

Just not the one in the east.
To be honest, since a lot of the freed slaves don´t have anywhere else to return... I am pretty sure that they would settle in the Stepstones, and we will end up with a significant Yi Ti colony on there.
Most likely, they will be starting one of the island's sex industries, and see a signifigant increase in profits due to our stranglehold on the islands.
As long they can get along with the Dragonseeds and other Valaryian Faithful then it's fine.

If it does occour the Steptstones will be a place of many languages, Westerosi, Low and High Valaryian and of course Yi-Tish.
THere will be religious violence.
As an aside, having that many more people is a very nice boost to taxation and potential levy size. But comes at the caveat we can't actually speak the language they do and a supreme effort to get them settled in an area that they probably have no idea on how to actually live in. I imagine that some of them might actually come from an area that is like the stepstones but they're going to be few and far between.
it will be fun.
 
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Well that depends if they roll bullshit like Aegor...

Or roll shitty like Daemon.
Yeah but killing them allow us to loot whatever they brought back from Valyria... Which is a nice bonus.


Daemon has his own issues to worry about.

Like ridding shotgun in Ceraxes Mind while his body has been taken over by... Bad people.

He's a good Dragon but... well Daemon has to work extra hard.
Well, then I don't know who is the biggest chad then... Valarr or Caraxes
The Ramen Capital of the World will still be an archipelago.

Just not the one in the east.
And we are close enough from Not-Spain to get a lot influence bit its cooking (and lots of chefs)

Now we only need to get chefs from Not France and Not Italy, and we can turn the Stepstones in the culiinary centre of the world...
Most likely, they will be starting one of the island's sex industries, and see a signifigant increase in profits due to our stranglehold on the islands.
Well, on one hand, it makes total sense to get a stong sex industry going, we are in one of the most strategic areas for nautical commerce in the world, and a lot of sailors would be willing to leave their pay there.

On the other hand, it is a little sad that quite a few of those women who were rescued from sexual slavery would have to go for prostitution for a living... It is an improvement, but still...
THere will be religious violence.
Yeah, and then without adding Gael and the Red god into the mix...

Let´s hope that we don´t need to do nay large scale purging like we did in King´s Landing...
 
On the other hand, it is a little sad that quite a few of those women who were rescued from sexual slavery would have to go for prostitution

For women in the typical Emperor harem I heard that If they had born sons, they could live with them.

If not they were either:
1 Killed and buried with the Emperor
2 took care of his tomb and when they died buried along side him.
3 became nuns.
4 Go back to their families and be allowed to remarry.

Yeah, and then without adding Gael and the Red god into the mix...

It's worth noting that at least in Dorne they already have some Red Temples, maybe they will flock there if the Steptstones shows to be too hostile for then.

Also with the civil war, they will be needing some people to repopulate some areas.
 
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For women in the typical Emperor harem I heard if that If they had born sons, they could live with them.

If not they were either:
1 Killed and buried with the Emperor
2 took care of his tomb and when they died buried along side him.
3 because nuns.
4 Go back to their families and be allowed to remarry.
Yeah, but Valarr's actions threw that out of the window (especially options 3 and 4), and seeing how the Chinese Emperors were extremely trigger happy with mass executions, it is likely that any servants and/or slaves that don't escape are executed for "not doing enough to prevent the plundering of the palace"...

So the options they have are kind of limited here, they can try to escape with Valaar, try to escape into Yi Ti (and risk being caught and executed), stay and hope for the Emperor to have mercy (extremely unlikely), or stay and hope for the Emperor to die in the war and the heir to be reasonable (more likely than the previous one, but it hangs in a lot of ifs)
 
The scenario above was only If the Emperor died before the harem did.
Ok, thanks to clarify... I thought that options 3-4 could be applied when the Emperor grew tired of some girl...

But, seeing that this emperor was "reasonable enough" to believe that kidnapping a Targaryen princess married to an admiral of the Royal Fleet, whose sons are all Dragonriders and a rising power of Westeros, and who is also a close friend of the King of Westeros... Was a good idea.

If you mix that with his pursuit of immortality I think that option 1 is by far the most likely...
 
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Considering that I think Magoose took some inspiration for the Emperor in Qin Shi Huang who was said to be rutheless, I believe the first is more likely too. (Althought Qin Shi Huang hated women due to events of his life and refused to take an Empress)
 
Yeah but killing them allow us to loot whatever they brought back from Valyria... Which is a nice bonus.
Well their loot is far more... well less tangible then normal.
Well, on one hand, it makes total sense to get a stong sex industry going, we are in one of the most strategic areas for nautical commerce in the world, and a lot of sailors would be willing to leave their pay there.
You got to use the resources that are available to you, and the position you are in.
On the other hand, it is a little sad that quite a few of those women who were rescued from sexual slavery would have to go for prostitution for a living... It is an improvement, but still...
Well lets consider that many of them do not have the skills to really join any other industry.

It's not like the Emperor wanted his harem to be highly skilled.
So the options they have are kind of limited here, they can try to escape with Valaar, try to escape into Yi Ti (and risk being caught and executed), stay and hope for the Emperor to have mercy (extremely unlikely), or stay and hope for the Emperor to die in the war and the heir to be reasonable (more likely than the previous one, but it hangs in a lot of ifs)
The Emperor is lacking an Heir right now.

If he dies, Yi-Ti will collapse into civil war, as the Generals and lords fight amongst themselves.

Many millions will die because of this Emperors stupidity.
But, seeing that this emperor was "reasonable enough" to believe that kidnapping a Targaryen princess married to an admiral of the Royal Fleet, whose sons are all Dragonriders and a rising power of Westeros, and who is also a close friend of the King of Westeros... Was a good idea.
The Emperor didn't think that that husband would drop everything, and travel across half the Planet to rescue his life.

Like, he truly thought, in his mind, that it was just a woman, he can remarry a new one, and no one would miss her.

Clearly, he did not expect the love one man had for his wife would destroy his Empire.

Well help destroy his empire, he didn't expect a dragon rider to join the not mongols.
If you mix that with his pursuit of immortality I think that option 1 is by far the most likely...
Considering he needed Valyrian blood for immortality, it's not surprising.
Considering that I think Magoose took some inspiration for the Emperor in Qin Shi Huang who was said to be rutheless, I believe the first is more likely too. (Althought Qin Shi Huang hated women due to events of his life and refused to take an Empress)
Correct.

Though this Emperor is entirely motivated by turning Yi-Ti into an empire that can surpass Valyria, and is now almost ready to do it, only to get fucked by Daemon and company.
 
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Jan 16, 2023 at 11:53 AM, finished with 44 posts and 11 votes.

  • [X]To Volantis, and Gael: You are going to see what your sister is up to, and see just what the hell is going on with the Red Priestess that saved her, and took her.
    [X]To Daemon, and Father: You are going to Fly to Yi-Ti, and find your fathers. Both of them, and bring them home.
    [X]To The Great city, for an Assassination: You are going to be killing kin. But something tells you that this kin does not view you as such. They say Targaryens are closer to gods than men… But you know better. They are closer to madness than greatness
 
Well their loot is far more... well less tangible then normal.
Thankfully Grey Ghost has us covered for the less-than-tangible kind of loot.
The Emperor is lacking an Heir right now.

If he dies, Yi-Ti will collapse into civil war, as the Generals and lords fight amongst themselves.

Many millions will die because of this Emperors stupidity.
That scenario was recurrent in China, so no surprises here...
The Emperor didn't think that that husband would drop everything, and travel across half the Planet to rescue his life.

Like, he truly thought, in his mind, that it was just a woman, he can remarry a new one, and no one would miss her.

Clearly, he did not expect the love one man had for his wife would destroy his Empire.

Well help destroy his empire, he didn't expect a dragon rider to join the not mongols.
And his sons would have joined him in his roaring rampage of rescue if he would have allowed them...

So another 4 Dragon Riders added into the mix for extra fun...
Considering he needed Valyrian blood for immortality, it's not surprising.
There are thousands of people with Valyrian ancestry in Essos... Why did he have to go for that one? I mean as far as he knew Visenya was simply a dragon blood, not any lost princess.
Correct.

Though this Emperor is entirely motivated by turning Yi-Ti into an empire that can surpass Valyria, and is now almost ready to do it, only to get fucked by Daemon and company.
Well, that makes it even better... I hope that Yi Ti learns from its mistakes if it survives, but seeing how Imperial China had a tendency to trip over the same stone many times over, I seriously doubt it...
 
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Thankfully Grey Ghost has us covered for the less-than-tangible kind of loot.
Indeed.
That scenario was recurrent in China, so no surprises here...
An Empire long united must divide.
And his sons would have joined him in his roaring rampage of rescue if he would have allowed them...

So another 4 Dragon Riders added into the mix for extra fun...
Valaar was only after his wife, and making sure everything is good.

Problem, he did not expect to have to destroy the entire god damn fleet of a nation to get to her.
There are thousands of people with Valyrian ancestry in Essos... Why did he have to go for that one? I mean as far as he knew Visenya was simply a dragon blood, not any lost process.
Because it needed to be pure, and Targs are the only one with pure Valyrian ancestery.
Well, that makes it even better... I hope that Yi Ti learns from its mistakes if it survives, but seeing how Imperial China had a tendency trip over the same stone many times over, I seriously doubt it...
I remember an old phrase.

The Emperor remembers, all, but learns nothing.
 
For that he would still need to know that Visanya was all Targ blooded instead of only half Targ bastard so Yi-Ti divination magic has something going on for them
Its less than their divination magic is good, and more like the slavers got lucky.

They were actually after Rhaenyra, but since she flew on a dragon... well, as you can tell, that was not an option.
 
Because it needed to be pure, and Targs are the only one with pure Valyrian ancestery.
Yeah, but the fact that Visenya is the secret daughter of a Targaryen princess (and his brother) is only known by 3 people, IIRC she doesn´t even know it herself...

For the rest of the world, she is a common dragon blood of Dragonstone who got lucky and his husband and adopted son catapulted her to nobility.
Valaar was only after his wife, and making sure everything is good.

Problem, he did not expect to have to destroy the entire god damn fleet of a nation to get to her.
Yeah, but destroying the enemy together counts as father-son bonding exercises for the Targaryens :V

And even if Valarr had gone for the "It was just a woman, I can remarry a new one" did he forget that all his sons are bonded with magic WMD?

Was he so disconnected from life that he forgot the immensely deep love between a mother and her children (and vice versa).
 
For the rest of the world, she is a common dragon blood of Dragonstone who got lucky and his husband and adopted son catapulted her to nobility.
Lets just say the slavers decided to lie, and say she was a Targaryen Princess...

Oh, the irony is not lost on anyone.
Was he so disconnected from life that he forgot the immensely deep love between a mother and her children (and vice versa).
Yes.

Quite clearly.
Like I said if Magoose was taking inspiration in China First Emperor, yes. Because of his mother actions the dude hated his mother.
And the fact that he pretty much made his harem into sex slaves is entierly from an action of hatred.

not out of political experdience.
 
It's less than their divination magic is good, and more like the slavers got lucky.

They were actually after Rhaenyra, but since she flew on a dragon... well, as you can tell, that was not an option.
So he wanted to get Nyra, the beloved daughter of the King of Westeros... And he truly believed that he could get away with it? That Viserys would go "Oh, my daughter has been kidnapped, well no worthy the effort to get it back"
Like I said if Magoose was taking inspiration in China First Emperor, yes. Because of his mother actions the dude hated his mother.
Ok, but even if he personally hated his own mother, he must have known at a theoretical level that most people love theirs.
Yes.

Quite clearly.
And the fact that he pretty much made his harem into sex slaves is entierly from an action of hatred.

not out of political experdience.
Ok then, fair enough...
 
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