And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

What if its Thalia Al Ghul? We will have Damian and Athanasia running around...
Fuck that would make a terrifying amount of sense... Even if Talia seemed more interested in Lucien than in the Bat...

But there you go dude, you have just answered your own question...
If Baelon dies before the Dance I wonder who the main rival would be?
It seems that we have our "Lady McBeth".
 
And how the hell did this happen, Deamon went back to Kings Landing, grabbed his brother to spend a weekend, in Medieval Vegas, and Viserys woke up married to someone?
Nope...

Just that the Yi Ti Emperor decided that the King of Westeros... or Daemon, needed to kow tow to him so he can show his vassals that the barbarians are entirely... not a threat, and that there is no need to start wars of conquest when things get...

Messy.

Or Fantasy China decides to preempt Atilla... and start burning the Grass Sea to the Ground and commit genocide.
Fuck that would make a terrifying amount of sense... Even if Talia seemed more interested in Lucien than in the Bat...
lets just say that Talia trying to rape us is not something she can do easily, going after the Easier target in Daemon is much preferable.
So is everyone amiable to initiating a plotting mini turn consisting of discovering everything of Viserys new wife and family?
You will see in the rumor mill who he married.

Spoiler: you haven't met her before.
 
Nope...

Just that the Yi Ti Emperor decided that the King of Westeros... or Daemon, needed to kow tow to him so he can show his vassals that the barbarians are entirely... not a threat, and that there is no need to start wars of conquest when things get...

Messy.
Dammit, did they at least Mom free?
Or Fantasy China decides to preempt Atilla... and start burning the Grass Sea to the Ground and commit genocide.
Well, it is obvious that this Not China did not have their Not Sun Tzu...

Burning the only way of living for the Dothraki means that they only have one way to go if they want to survive... Directly towards Yi Ti in a unified horde... They have made their invasion a matter of survival...
You will see in the rumor mill who he married.

Spoiler: you haven't met her before.
Viserys, Daemon, or both?
 
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Dammit, did they at least Mom free?
You will see my friend, you will see.
Well, it is obvious that this Not China did not have their Not Sun Tzu...
Well considering the Dorthraki are fleeing West, and can't get over the Bone Mountians?

It means they are most certinaly working and doing what is stratigicly sound for them.

Yes they do.
Burning the Only way of living for the Dothraki means that they only have one way to go if they want to survive... Directly towards Yi Ti in a unified horde... They have made their invasion a matter of survival...
The Dorthraki are fleeing west.

Think on that for a moment.
 
The Dorthraki are fleeing west.

Think on that for a moment.
Well, the Free cities are some of the most fortified places in the world, the Dothraki are awfully bad in sieges, and there is no fleet capable of sailing with that number of men and horses left in Essos (especially after what we did to the Triarchy), and Westeros have total control over the Narrow Sea.

Not that worried about it TBH.

The Dothraki should learn from Not Hannibal and cross those mountains...
 
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Well, the Free cities are some of the most fortified places in the world, the Dothraki are awfully bad in sieges, and there is no fleet capable of sailing with that number of men and horses left in Essos (especially after what we did to the Triarchy), and Westeros have total control over the Narrow Sea.

Not that worried about it.

The Triarchy has been utterly crushed (they are on an island but it has economic repercussions), then Slave Revolt that starved and the destruction of Slaver Bay, another economic collapse... They are fortified but they have the resources to keep the men armed and well fed?
 
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The Tryarch has been utterly crushed (they are on an island but it has economic repercussions), then Slave Revolt that starved and the destruction of Slaver Bay, another economic collapse... They are fortified but they have the resources to keep the men armed all well fed?
Well, since each Dothraki has to find food and water for a horse daily their army is much much more likely to starve first...
 
Who knows, maybe Baelon's survival could mean that Viserys will be a better father to any future children he has than he was to his children from Alicent?
 
Well, the Free cities are some of the most fortified places in the world, the Dothraki are awfully bad in sieges, and there is no fleet capable of sailing with that number of men and horses left in Essos (especially after what we did to the Triarchy), and Westeros have total control over the Narrow Sea.

Not that worried about it TBH.

The Dothraki should learn from Not Hannibal and cross those mountains...
Its the Dothraki: Idiots Supreme. Perhaps this time enough of them will die that the survivors learn to wear armor.

Maybe.
 
Eh we'll see the crazy bullshit eventually.

But for now. There is time.
Fun fact, I almost had a while thing discussing chinese style city walls in that post that Yi Ti most likely has. For those wondering, such walls are monstroseties that can very often be over 20 meters thick at the base. Compare this to the maybe...20 feet that a westerosi wall is on the highest end.

Its not an accident that Yi Ti is making the Dothraki fucking scram.
 
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Scheduled vote count started by Magoose on Dec 25, 2022 at 2:25 PM, finished with 61 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Plan: Lets fill our Castle, Port and Coffers.
    -[X]The Port: You need men to work in the Port, and that means you need places for them to work from.
    -[X]The Books: You need to make Vaegon get ready to start keeping tabs on your finances so that you don't get into the black or red to quickly.
    -[X]The Castles… Greenhouses?: Vaegon created a large section of the CAstle dedicated to large expansive greenhouses, like the Glass Gardens in Winterfell, where they can grow year-round crops. It would be best to get someone on that.
    -[X]Furnishing the Castle: While the Blackstone is there, there are not really any comfortable places to sleep. So you need to get the place furnished.
    -[X]Dragonrearing: You are going to Vhaegar and separate the dragons to parts of the island where they will be comfortable.
    -[X]The Wolf of the North: Cregan Stark has Arrived from the North with his Retinue. And he has with him a gift for the Last Dragonlord.
    -[X]Lord Westerlings' Revenge: Lord Westerling has a request he wishes to make. He wishes to write a letter, saying he would never pay homage to the West ever again.
    -[X]Maester Vaegon's Gifts: He wishes to talk to you about… the future, and your family.
    -[X]My Brother's Keeper: You need to see your brothers. Now!
    -[X]Train a Skill: Teaching.
    [X] Plan: Lets fill our Castle, Port and Coffers and teach respect of dragons
    -[X]The Port: You need men to work in the Port, and that means you need places for them to work from.
    -[X]The Books: You need to make Vaegon get ready to start keeping tabs on your finances so that you don't get into the black or red to quickly.
    -[X]The Castles… Greenhouses?: Vaegon created a large section of the CAstle dedicated to large expansive greenhouses, like the Glass Gardens in Winterfell, where they can grow year-round crops. It would be best to get someone on that.
    -[X]Furnishing the Castle: While the Blackstone is there, there are not really any comfortable places to sleep. So you need to get the place furnished.
    -[X]Dragonrearing: You are going to Vhaegar and separate the dragons to parts of the island where they will be comfortable.
    -[X]The Wolf of the North: Cregan Stark has Arrived from the North with his Retinue. And he has with him a gift for the Last Dragonlord.
    -[X]Lord Westerlings' Revenge: Lord Westerling has a request he wishes to make. He wishes to write a letter, saying he would never pay homage to the West ever again.
    -[X]Maester Vaegon's Gifts: He wishes to talk to you about… the future, and your family.
    -[X]My Brother's Keeper: You need to see your brothers. Now!
    -[X]The Dancing of Dragons: You must teach your children something incredibly important. These Dragons are not pets. They are intelligent creatures… and powerful ones as well. They must understand that they may look pretty. But they are deadly.
 
Really? I thought we could only get up to 100 applied per update, and I am not sure how much bonus we have accumulated, but I think we had significantly more than 10...
Three Reasons:

1. You will like the rewards I give you for them, and it's well worth it.

2. It makes you even more badass than normal. Plus.

3. I want to start the new year fresh... also perhaps I should rephrase that, we're back to +100 instead of being close to three hundred, I just wanted to get it away from +300 again. so I rounded up to +300 in the rewards and used them to not give myself a headache.
 
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Three Reasons:

1. You will like the rewards I give you for them, and it's well worth it.

Great, I hope things go great for our family these years before everything goes to shit in 20 years...

I hope that Visenya and Gael are coming back, and that whoever marries Viserys and/or Daemon is not a "Lady Macbeth"

2. It makes you even more badass than normal.
That is difficult... What happened, we destroyed the Dothraki Hodes naked, with terrible hangover, while yodeling?

3. I want to start the new year fresh... also perhaps I should rephrase that, we're back to +100 instead of being close to three hundred, I just wanted to get it away from +300 again. so I rounded up to +300 in the rewards and used them to not give myself a headache.
Fair Enough, but I am glad that you are facing Dr. Snark's problem here, that proves that the quest is successful with a loyal and involved fanbase
 
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