Hate to break it to you, but monoamoury isn't an exclusively European originating thing.
No. But Polyamory isn't a recent phenomenon either. And European interlopers were known to quash native ideas they didn't like and try to reshape everything in their image. Pretty sure polyamory would fall under "Things europeans didn't like."
Colonialism fucked everything up.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, we are at War.
Prepare to deliver the anti-Zorin Blitz payload.
The best way to kill a mind rapist is to SCREW YOU PHYSICS and shred it's face off.
 
No. But Polyamory isn't a recent phenomenon either. And European interlopers were known to quash native ideas they didn't like and try to reshape everything in their image. Pretty sure polyamory would fall under "Things europeans didn't like."
Colonialism fucked everything up.
This is getting rather off topic now but European colonials were far from the only ones going around doing this. PMs or discord from here on out please.

Is there a reason you should be?
 
So, who's getting hit by the Mind Rape Cannon? PLACE YA BETS!

I've got signed copies of every video game ever made on Shinji, a lifetime supply of chocolate on Kaworu (not literally), 10 winning lottery tickets with at least a 10 million payoff on Asuka, and the ability to change Rebuild 3.0/3.33 to your heart's desire on Rei!

Disclaimer: Due to the highly improbable nature of having one of these items, much less four of them, NotYourParents must sadly inform the betters that they may not get their prizes. We at madeupcompanynamehere are sorry for this inconvenience.
 
Well since none of our heroes have access to such appropriate anti-mind-rape techniques, the face eating will have to suffice.
 
...

Dammit, if I'm remembering correctly, this is the mind-rape one.

Fuck.
Aeral assault. Angel of Belly Flops.

:)

We were startled by the sounding of the Siren's warning
as something dropped into the city.
There's an Angel up above,
it wont give us any love.
We don't have time, it's a pity.

Get to your unit, get deployed,
Before we get destroyed
...

I'd go on, but my battery is about to die.
 
Aeral assault. Angel of Belly Flops.

:)

We were startled by the sounding of the Siren's warning
as something dropped into the city.
There's an Angel up above,
it wont give us any love.
We don't have time, it's a pity.

Get to your unit, get deployed,
Before we get destroyed
...

I'd go on, but my battery is about to die.
No no, Sahaquiel is Angel of Belly Flops. Arael is Angel of Bird-Delivered Trauma Bomb. :V
 
Behind his desk, amidst the star field around Lunar Orbit, Grand Moff Lumis merely smirks

So it begins...



Alright, time to place your bets! Who will be in the Hallelujah Beam's Spotlight!

Will it be?

Contestent #1: Rei Ayanami
Contestent #2: Asuka Langley Sohryu (Again)
Contestent #3: Shinji Ikari (As per the Proposal of Evangelion suggested)
Contestent #4: Kaworu Nagisa
or Contestent #5: Pen2​
 
So looking away from the Mind Rape... I just realized that Shinji got to make out with his girlfriend for five minutes while she was wearing what was basically a rubber catsuit. Lucky Bastard!

Asuka:Yep. And he knows it.
Shinji:Meep.
 
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