The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
Advice and Trust [NGE]
- Location
- in the trash
He also rooms with two horny teenagers and unlike Misato Pen-Pen got to hear everything.
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
Pen Pen: "Let me tell you, I have seen some shit..."
Note: In my head, Omake!Pen Pen is voiced by Sir Rowan Atkinson.
Turing Decidable
𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕗
- Location
- Belgium
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Misato: "You knew all this time and you neglected to tell me?!"
Pen-Pen: "When I asked myself whether I was petty enough to exact revenge for that one time your godawful cooking ended up in my bowl, the answer was 'hell yes'."
DocMatoi
Theoretical Lover of Girls
- Location
- within 2 hours of the White House
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Hey now, you can't learn without being wrong sometimes
- Location
- Volksstaat Hessen, Deutsches Reich
Yeah. Non-violent.I love some of those Tennant and Smith era threats, from a character who's ostensibly non-violent.
"Now why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just die?!"
Yeah that conversation was gold. Two stiff, mechanical races just trolling each other.
Incidentally, she does have an incredibly low rank, doesn't she? Leading the entirety of NERV military operations... as a Major? Or even, in the beginning, as a mere captain? One would think even a single Evangelion alone would count as more than a simple company, let alone two or three
By "a lot of people", you mean me?
Oh, and: *puppy eyes*
Incidentally, she does have an incredibly low rank, doesn't she? Leading the entirety of NERV military operations... as a Major? Or even, in the beginning, as a mere captain? One would think even a single Evangelion alone would count as more than a simple company, let alone two or three
I believe that in canon she's there because The Bastard believes he can control her, so Misato's rank doesn't matter.
IRL I suspect it's another case of the writer just not knowing any better.
- Location
- Volksstaat Hessen, Deutsches Reich
That seems like backwards logic. NERV issues those ranks. I.e., it isn't "Misato is picked despite her low rank" but more "Misato is issued a far too low rank for her job".
- Location
- in the trash
The Japanese army got all pissy about Misato being issued a higher rank since she's only in charge of three soldiers?
- Location
- Volksstaat Hessen, Deutsches Reich
Hm, NERV's foot soldiers... are those Section 2 or do they 'belong to her'? In any case I'm sure in an emergency she can order them around. In an emergency she always has the highest authority, also in joint operations - see the fight against Gaghiel. She can even go around and do requisitions of weapon prototypes.
As a Captain.
Also, Japan has no army.
She is in charge of whole defense of Tokyo-3, that include security personnel and fixed weapon emplacement, if anything her rank is to low for the job.
Besides each Eva is more than enough to destroy any military of any country barring prolonged nuclear strikes and that only if they actually manage to break AT Field that will be fully risen to block nukes.
Misato is probably in charge because she hates the Angels, has no loyalty other than NERV and is somewhat competent and tactically aware. As far as conventionnal military goes, I don't see how she might have earned a higher rank than Captain, considering her age.
- Location
- The Midlands.
So far as I can tell (and this is how I justify it in my fic anyway) Misato only has direct command over the Evangelions; three, later four mecha under the command of one Captain is somewhat reasonable, I guess. The fixed defences are probably JSDF commanded but tasked for supporting NERV in combat so Misato probably has unusually wide discretion to call for fire, base security probably has some ex-Military Police captain in charge of it who doesn't show up because his or her job doesn't affect the plot much, and it was probably ultimately Gendo's signature on the requisition paperwork for the particle cannon.
I suspect my second explanation is most correct, though it being backwards logic is another strong argument for the first given this is Eva.
Schpoonman
They call me the Bord of Lays
- Location
- United States
Is this entire conversation not why she STARTS as a lieutenant colonel in Rebuild?
- Location
- Volksstaat Hessen, Deutsches Reich
That does make more sense.
- Location
- Finland
Behold probably the most, -*ahem*, "lewd" of the all Omakes so far. Though don't worry, there's just... some sum of oral make-outs involved.
If it's beyond the boundaries of rating for this fanfic and the omakes, I'm always ready to take it out for modification. Sorry about that, I just... really got into this, after all.
~ Sweet Dreams ~
For a long moment, Kensuke breathed out lazily: never having felt so... content. He probably wouldn't ever be upfront about these nights to his friends, yet he honestly felt like sitting on comfiest clouds up in the heavens right now - especially since in his arms rested two lovely angels.
Sayaka had rested her head on his chest, smiling cozily while feeling in his breathing. Naturally, the spectacled boy wasn't able to keep it steady, becoming little jittery.
She then wrapped arms around his body, wriggling her head up between his head and shoulder.
"Ken-chan, relax." she cooed on his ear. "This feeling too good for you?"
A moment, where Kensuke tried to say something, but all he could muster was only restrained, yet elated breaths.
"U-uhm...Y-you know... having y-you two here... is kinda enough... "warming" me up..." he mumbled.
A while back indeed, had him - and his two girlfriends just come out of their game of military wars, when Kyouko pulled up waved up a grocery bag full of snacks at him. As Kensuke incredulously asked what those were for, Sayaka told how they were to "warm him up", as it was going to be extra cold tonight. (In reality, they were lying.)
Both girls enjoyed plenty hearty giggles over him turning beet-red, before dragging Kensuke inside his two-person tent whilst still mock-protesting.
"Nuh-uh, geek. We hadn't even started yet."
Kensuke turned at his left now, seeing the redhead lying her side: hugging his arm against her body like a long pillow, whilst playing with his brown-blonde hair. Soon she rose and grinned, turning on the left to grab something from the bag. Upon facing him again, she held a stick of Pocky on her mouth.
"Go ahead, eat it," she demanded between her teeth. Kensuke stared at it with clear flush - and restrained a giddy smile. He kind of admitted that her dominant tone... excited him.
He took a hold stick with his mouth... and cut it. Kyouko instantly bore a disappointed glare on him.
"Not like that!!" she exclaimed, bopping him fumed on the head. "Y-you idiot..."
She pulled out another one from her back, but now, little more reluctantly, put it in her mouth and slowly moved it near his. Sayaka was still chuckling.
Meanwhile Kensuke had now caught on Kyouko's intent - though by then he barely managed to press his lips on the Pocky-stick before it would have poked on his cheek.
Kyouko observed fixatedly as she and his boyfriend nibbled away their own ends, gradually nearing each other's faces. They paused just a bit, during which Kensuke got quite a good close-up of Kyouko's ravenous eyes over him. Her lips curled up smugly as she watched how he couldn't endure her gaze further, closing his eyes tight.
He then felt supple, vigorous lips press against his - her tongue suddenly digging through his mouth for the chocolaty bits still melting on his.
Their saliva were more than just mixed now. Kensuke felt his eyes roll up over his head...
And fought back, gasping for air intoxicatingly before excavating back into her mouth to claim his pieces.
Only to find there weren't any inside. Did she just...
Meanwhile, Kyouko's eyes had widened a bit due Kensuke's unexpected braving - but she clearly didn't mind, competitively dipping back to brawl orally onto him again.
Kensuke was caught off-guard, but welcomed it with a wide smile, wrapping his arms around her back as they fell. His glasses promptly fell off.
They went on for a while, with moans and joyful titters floating away here and there.
Finally Kyouko parted off from their kiss, eyes now slightly lidded, yet pleased after a lovely meal. Kensuke had to still recover, laying happily dazed on the mattress with his mouth curled half-open. His fingers unsteadily searched for his glasses beside him.
"D-damn..." he finally mustered, putting the glasses back on. "S-stealing the chocolaty bits right from my mouth? You really mean business."
Kyouko suddenly realized what she just did, turning about as red as hair.
"Don't get the wrong idea!!" she protested, face already turning down, "I-I don't like my kisses plain, you know. If there's a chance, I'll sweeten them up to my liking. You lech. "
There she went again! Being still quite light-headed, Kensuke was unable to resist his euphoric feelings this time, and assaulted on her via rubbing his chin on Kyouko's neck.
"H-hey!!! T-that t-t-ickl---HEY! No b-lowing on th--heehahaha- s-s-skin, y-you g-geek!"
But as Kyouko was in middle of trying to pinch his nose lightly to fend him off, both had felt someone move up and looked behind.
Sayaka was now staring down on them, blushing quite a bit and pouting like she was being left out.
"Ken-chan! I'm part of the plan too! " she exclaimed, clearly frowning. "Can you come over here for a sec?"
Kensuke of course, would have turned to his left side if it wasn't for the redhead who's arms wrapped firmer around him.
"You can wait a bit Sayaka. I wanna finish my bought ones with him firs-"
"H-hey!!! I bought those snacks with you too!"
"Look, as much as I enjoy you two quarrel like that, we ARE inside a tent now..." said Kensuke in an amused tone. "Anyway, you wanna pass her snack?"
Kyouko looked at him little bummed, but then rummaged again through the grocery bag near them, Kensuke was tossed a packet of small strawberry chocolate cones. He eyed over them while rubbing his chin a bit - then gazed at his blue-haired girlfriend briefly. Sayaka could swear his glasses glinted briefly in white.
She watched him open the packet, putting then one of the cones on his mouth and turning at her - smiling in a cute, inviting manner.
It couldn't have been better of a direct hit: Sayaka had to move her reddening face slightly back while pursing lips tightly together. Nevertheless, she coughed lightly as rose boldly up at him.
The blue-haired teenager took a deep breath - then confidently crept near his mouth. Opening hers, she bit off the chocolate bottom from the cone. Sayaka then paused a bit - quickly glancing up at him little inquisitively.
Her tension went away when she felt Kensuke's hand reach to back of her hair, making her instinctively press on him as they shared rest of the cone together. A while they kissed in slow, keen pace, enjoying the very sweet strawberry taste of it. Sayaka must had reached the similar heaven of bliss as Kensuke, having now a pleased smirk and pink blushes in both of his cheeks.
As they let go, Sayaka merely shook her head in impressed disbelief. She then took a hold of Kensuke's chin.
"For reals, Kensuke... you said the rumors about your cuddling and kissing skills were made-up… Yet here I get to discover that you really do know way of things." She sighed little dreamily. "Where'd you learn?"
"I-I don't know? I guess I'm just good at reading people?" replied Kensuke. Rei flashed through his mind.
"Yeah, right," said Kyouko with a half-sneer, "Not getting the idea the first time I put Pocky on my mouth."
"Actually, that made me think..."
Their spectacled boyfriend glanced at both briefly, before reaching at the bag to pick out something at random. He pulled out a chocolate bar.
"It's your turns now." he said, resting his chin cheekily between his fists.
Both girls were just slightly taken aback, but then turned at each other, frowning in mix of jest and joyful anticipation. Kensuke handed two pieces of chocolate to share, waiting for either of them to take the initiative.
Then, with a valiant puff, Sayaka picked it up. As she placed it in her mouth and rose up a bit, she took hold of Kyouko's back and pulled her upper body towards herself. The latter naturally grinned before pouncing right in, enveloping her mouth around bar of chocolate before meeting in very titillating manner with Sayaka's lips.
Kensuke had to watch out his drool from falling, watching how their kisses grew into rather long, moist one, where both practically sucked chocolate out of each other's mouths.
"Maan, if I only had my camcorder for this session..." he gulped, facing down quickly to recollect himself.
Then, he felt one of them nudge the short sleeve of his t-shirt. As he rose his head, his face suddenly went into a self-pitying grimace.
Both Sayaka and Kyouko were now holding each a piece of chocolate on their mouth, staring assertively on him.
"Alright, we have done our part. It's your turn."
"And we'll come in together."
****
After sharing more sweet kisses and bites through various snacks, all three finally laid down on the cloud-like mattress again - some leftover pleasured titters still escaped from Sayaka, while Kensuke licked smears of chocolate around his lips one more time. The night had finally fallen, with the wind humming calmly over their tent.
Still, as Kensuke soaked in the enveloping warmth and snugness of both girls, he stared a bit solemnly at the lamp above them rocking soothingly about.
"Maaan... just look at us three, playing like this far in the night together..." he murmured. "Feels little nuts."
Kyouko had returned to played with his hair again, before sliding her finger down behind right ear. Even then, her expression showed a fraction of reminiscing melancholy.
"Yeah... just imagine if... that thing never happened," said the redhead. She then looked at Sayaka, who laughed in an awkward tone.
"You can only blame The Great Sayaka's idea for that..." Nevertheless, she joined other two with frowning as well, before continuing.
"To be quite honest, Kensuke... we kind of went at you with more... ulterior motives back then."
"More or less. Thought we'd play around with what we saw as a dumb military and EVA geek who girls were somehow lusting over like pack of female pussies in a heat..."
Kensuke was little taken aback by such bold statement about him, but already looked back.
It happened two weeks ago when went to boys' dressing room, currently empty during late sunny afternoon. He had only been planning to retrieve his missing wing part on his current aircraft scale model.
That's when he heard noises coming from both Kyouko and Sayaka almost about to kiss inside the nearby closet.
A good amount angry protests and yells ensued from both, which inevitably got the attention from some of the guys passing by outside. Hastily Kensuke helped both to escape from the upper windows of the room, before leaving out himself within the remaining time. Sadly his wing part wasn't seen back then since.
Later on they met again at the vending machines near big stores of Tokyo-3, during which Kensuke, after promising to not blurt anyone about the incident, got dragged to an alleyway and was told everything.
Apparently Kyouko and Sayaka had been dating together quite a while since confessing love to each other, all prior to the geek hitting the infamous popularity in the junior high school. Knowing the current society's overall reception and stigma with this kind of unconditional love , both obviously had to keep a low profile, even in expense of finding any safe times to really date each other in more close - or intimate means.
"Then you, out of hearing our story, just went ahead and swore that you would keep our secret from anyone." reminisced Sayaka, her mouth curving slowly up. "Because the love between us was something you didn't want to see destroyed."
"And then confessed how you weren't some kind of a nice stud Rei made you be." added Kyouko, poking him on the nose.
The guy with glasses could only chuckle sheepishly - but then got muted by Sayaka pecking a loving kiss on his freckled cheek.
"Guess just what we got instead: a really cute gentleman of a boyfriend!" she giggled. "Looks like the rumors about you being a dreamy guy were right after all!"
Kensuke was sure he felt pink steam fuming out from his ears. He lazily pressed his forehead on Sayaka's shoulder.
"A-a-ah, c-come on... I'm not that good..."
"Yes. You. Are. A nutty military geek... but a very sweet, compassionate one."
"And don't you dare say otherwise! Me and Sayaka sometimes feel... well... we didn't initially think of you that nicely, after all..."
Kyouko and Sayaka became little surprised when couple minutes without Kensuke answering. Then, without warning, he raised his arm... and rubbed his cheek a bit. They could even hear him choke, something akin to a sob.
He then curled his arms on their backs, pulling then both girls closer to him again. An audibly happy sigh came out from him.
"Alrighty then, girls... who'll turn off the lamp?"
Both noted how this time, Kensuke attempted to avoid doing it himself. The last times of "surprise ambushes" must had caught on him. Sayaka got up.
"Sure, I will."
After she turned it off, she got grabbed behind by Kyouko, who took a hold of her face and nibbled lightly on right earlobe. Despite wanting to yell at her irritated, Sayaka couldn't stiffle giggles of pleasure, before half-pouting as she could feel Kyouko grinning devilishly back at her.
"G'night."
"N-night... to you too..."
Over their tent, the wind hummed little more while bell crickets chirped occasionally over the rustles of grain fields. The smell dry charcoal from the long petered out campfire wafted inside the tent.
Then, Kyouko spoke up.
"You know, speaking of you wanting to be an EVA Pilot... I wonder if we could be, too?"
"Maybe... but I sorta dunno if robot wars like that are for me." muttered Sayaka.
"What then?"
"Maybe... magical girl adventures?"
The redhead had to belly laugh a good bit.
"Really, Sayaka? What would you do as one? Throw your weapons about?"
" C'mon, I know I'm not that much of a fighter... but being a heroine... I can dream, right?"
Kensuke already chuckled while blushing little self-indulgently over the mental image of Sayaka and Kyouko in the typically alluring magical girl costumes.
"I'd kind of like to see that once..."
Sayaka picked up what he must had been thinking, and pinched his cheek lightly.
"You lech... Well... maybe in other life... because right now, this is the one I want to enjoy as much as I can get."
Sayaka burrowed closer to him again and laying her arm over his stomach to take a firm hold of Kyouko's hand. Both's fingers intertwined while Kyouko wrapped her arm behind Kensuke's back. It might had been dark in the tent, but they could feel Kyouko smiling in most brightest way back at both.
"Me too."
Kensuke looked up a bit, before removing his glasses finally, and putting it behind his pillow. He pecked a good night's kiss on both girls and laid down: soon closing his eyes and allowing himself to finally lull deeper to the enveloping, cozy warmth.
"Me three..."
(This is also first time I ever wrote something "smutty", hah.)
If it's beyond the boundaries of rating for this fanfic and the omakes, I'm always ready to take it out for modification. Sorry about that, I just... really got into this, after all.
~ Sweet Dreams ~
For a long moment, Kensuke breathed out lazily: never having felt so... content. He probably wouldn't ever be upfront about these nights to his friends, yet he honestly felt like sitting on comfiest clouds up in the heavens right now - especially since in his arms rested two lovely angels.
Sayaka had rested her head on his chest, smiling cozily while feeling in his breathing. Naturally, the spectacled boy wasn't able to keep it steady, becoming little jittery.
She then wrapped arms around his body, wriggling her head up between his head and shoulder.
"Ken-chan, relax." she cooed on his ear. "This feeling too good for you?"
A moment, where Kensuke tried to say something, but all he could muster was only restrained, yet elated breaths.
"U-uhm...Y-you know... having y-you two here... is kinda enough... "warming" me up..." he mumbled.
A while back indeed, had him - and his two girlfriends just come out of their game of military wars, when Kyouko pulled up waved up a grocery bag full of snacks at him. As Kensuke incredulously asked what those were for, Sayaka told how they were to "warm him up", as it was going to be extra cold tonight. (In reality, they were lying.)
Both girls enjoyed plenty hearty giggles over him turning beet-red, before dragging Kensuke inside his two-person tent whilst still mock-protesting.
"Nuh-uh, geek. We hadn't even started yet."
Kensuke turned at his left now, seeing the redhead lying her side: hugging his arm against her body like a long pillow, whilst playing with his brown-blonde hair. Soon she rose and grinned, turning on the left to grab something from the bag. Upon facing him again, she held a stick of Pocky on her mouth.
"Go ahead, eat it," she demanded between her teeth. Kensuke stared at it with clear flush - and restrained a giddy smile. He kind of admitted that her dominant tone... excited him.
He took a hold stick with his mouth... and cut it. Kyouko instantly bore a disappointed glare on him.
"Not like that!!" she exclaimed, bopping him fumed on the head. "Y-you idiot..."
She pulled out another one from her back, but now, little more reluctantly, put it in her mouth and slowly moved it near his. Sayaka was still chuckling.
Meanwhile Kensuke had now caught on Kyouko's intent - though by then he barely managed to press his lips on the Pocky-stick before it would have poked on his cheek.
Kyouko observed fixatedly as she and his boyfriend nibbled away their own ends, gradually nearing each other's faces. They paused just a bit, during which Kensuke got quite a good close-up of Kyouko's ravenous eyes over him. Her lips curled up smugly as she watched how he couldn't endure her gaze further, closing his eyes tight.
He then felt supple, vigorous lips press against his - her tongue suddenly digging through his mouth for the chocolaty bits still melting on his.
Their saliva were more than just mixed now. Kensuke felt his eyes roll up over his head...
And fought back, gasping for air intoxicatingly before excavating back into her mouth to claim his pieces.
Only to find there weren't any inside. Did she just...
Meanwhile, Kyouko's eyes had widened a bit due Kensuke's unexpected braving - but she clearly didn't mind, competitively dipping back to brawl orally onto him again.
Kensuke was caught off-guard, but welcomed it with a wide smile, wrapping his arms around her back as they fell. His glasses promptly fell off.
They went on for a while, with moans and joyful titters floating away here and there.
Finally Kyouko parted off from their kiss, eyes now slightly lidded, yet pleased after a lovely meal. Kensuke had to still recover, laying happily dazed on the mattress with his mouth curled half-open. His fingers unsteadily searched for his glasses beside him.
"D-damn..." he finally mustered, putting the glasses back on. "S-stealing the chocolaty bits right from my mouth? You really mean business."
Kyouko suddenly realized what she just did, turning about as red as hair.
"Don't get the wrong idea!!" she protested, face already turning down, "I-I don't like my kisses plain, you know. If there's a chance, I'll sweeten them up to my liking. You lech. "
There she went again! Being still quite light-headed, Kensuke was unable to resist his euphoric feelings this time, and assaulted on her via rubbing his chin on Kyouko's neck.
"H-hey!!! T-that t-t-ickl---HEY! No b-lowing on th--heehahaha- s-s-skin, y-you g-geek!"
But as Kyouko was in middle of trying to pinch his nose lightly to fend him off, both had felt someone move up and looked behind.
Sayaka was now staring down on them, blushing quite a bit and pouting like she was being left out.
"Ken-chan! I'm part of the plan too! " she exclaimed, clearly frowning. "Can you come over here for a sec?"
Kensuke of course, would have turned to his left side if it wasn't for the redhead who's arms wrapped firmer around him.
"You can wait a bit Sayaka. I wanna finish my bought ones with him firs-"
"H-hey!!! I bought those snacks with you too!"
"Look, as much as I enjoy you two quarrel like that, we ARE inside a tent now..." said Kensuke in an amused tone. "Anyway, you wanna pass her snack?"
Kyouko looked at him little bummed, but then rummaged again through the grocery bag near them, Kensuke was tossed a packet of small strawberry chocolate cones. He eyed over them while rubbing his chin a bit - then gazed at his blue-haired girlfriend briefly. Sayaka could swear his glasses glinted briefly in white.
She watched him open the packet, putting then one of the cones on his mouth and turning at her - smiling in a cute, inviting manner.
It couldn't have been better of a direct hit: Sayaka had to move her reddening face slightly back while pursing lips tightly together. Nevertheless, she coughed lightly as rose boldly up at him.
The blue-haired teenager took a deep breath - then confidently crept near his mouth. Opening hers, she bit off the chocolate bottom from the cone. Sayaka then paused a bit - quickly glancing up at him little inquisitively.
Her tension went away when she felt Kensuke's hand reach to back of her hair, making her instinctively press on him as they shared rest of the cone together. A while they kissed in slow, keen pace, enjoying the very sweet strawberry taste of it. Sayaka must had reached the similar heaven of bliss as Kensuke, having now a pleased smirk and pink blushes in both of his cheeks.
As they let go, Sayaka merely shook her head in impressed disbelief. She then took a hold of Kensuke's chin.
"For reals, Kensuke... you said the rumors about your cuddling and kissing skills were made-up… Yet here I get to discover that you really do know way of things." She sighed little dreamily. "Where'd you learn?"
"I-I don't know? I guess I'm just good at reading people?" replied Kensuke. Rei flashed through his mind.
"Yeah, right," said Kyouko with a half-sneer, "Not getting the idea the first time I put Pocky on my mouth."
"Actually, that made me think..."
Their spectacled boyfriend glanced at both briefly, before reaching at the bag to pick out something at random. He pulled out a chocolate bar.
"It's your turns now." he said, resting his chin cheekily between his fists.
Both girls were just slightly taken aback, but then turned at each other, frowning in mix of jest and joyful anticipation. Kensuke handed two pieces of chocolate to share, waiting for either of them to take the initiative.
Then, with a valiant puff, Sayaka picked it up. As she placed it in her mouth and rose up a bit, she took hold of Kyouko's back and pulled her upper body towards herself. The latter naturally grinned before pouncing right in, enveloping her mouth around bar of chocolate before meeting in very titillating manner with Sayaka's lips.
Kensuke had to watch out his drool from falling, watching how their kisses grew into rather long, moist one, where both practically sucked chocolate out of each other's mouths.
"Maan, if I only had my camcorder for this session..." he gulped, facing down quickly to recollect himself.
Then, he felt one of them nudge the short sleeve of his t-shirt. As he rose his head, his face suddenly went into a self-pitying grimace.
Both Sayaka and Kyouko were now holding each a piece of chocolate on their mouth, staring assertively on him.
"Alright, we have done our part. It's your turn."
"And we'll come in together."
****
After sharing more sweet kisses and bites through various snacks, all three finally laid down on the cloud-like mattress again - some leftover pleasured titters still escaped from Sayaka, while Kensuke licked smears of chocolate around his lips one more time. The night had finally fallen, with the wind humming calmly over their tent.
Still, as Kensuke soaked in the enveloping warmth and snugness of both girls, he stared a bit solemnly at the lamp above them rocking soothingly about.
"Maaan... just look at us three, playing like this far in the night together..." he murmured. "Feels little nuts."
Kyouko had returned to played with his hair again, before sliding her finger down behind right ear. Even then, her expression showed a fraction of reminiscing melancholy.
"Yeah... just imagine if... that thing never happened," said the redhead. She then looked at Sayaka, who laughed in an awkward tone.
"You can only blame The Great Sayaka's idea for that..." Nevertheless, she joined other two with frowning as well, before continuing.
"To be quite honest, Kensuke... we kind of went at you with more... ulterior motives back then."
"More or less. Thought we'd play around with what we saw as a dumb military and EVA geek who girls were somehow lusting over like pack of female pussies in a heat..."
Kensuke was little taken aback by such bold statement about him, but already looked back.
It happened two weeks ago when went to boys' dressing room, currently empty during late sunny afternoon. He had only been planning to retrieve his missing wing part on his current aircraft scale model.
That's when he heard noises coming from both Kyouko and Sayaka almost about to kiss inside the nearby closet.
A good amount angry protests and yells ensued from both, which inevitably got the attention from some of the guys passing by outside. Hastily Kensuke helped both to escape from the upper windows of the room, before leaving out himself within the remaining time. Sadly his wing part wasn't seen back then since.
Later on they met again at the vending machines near big stores of Tokyo-3, during which Kensuke, after promising to not blurt anyone about the incident, got dragged to an alleyway and was told everything.
Apparently Kyouko and Sayaka had been dating together quite a while since confessing love to each other, all prior to the geek hitting the infamous popularity in the junior high school. Knowing the current society's overall reception and stigma with this kind of unconditional love , both obviously had to keep a low profile, even in expense of finding any safe times to really date each other in more close - or intimate means.
"Then you, out of hearing our story, just went ahead and swore that you would keep our secret from anyone." reminisced Sayaka, her mouth curving slowly up. "Because the love between us was something you didn't want to see destroyed."
"And then confessed how you weren't some kind of a nice stud Rei made you be." added Kyouko, poking him on the nose.
The guy with glasses could only chuckle sheepishly - but then got muted by Sayaka pecking a loving kiss on his freckled cheek.
"Guess just what we got instead: a really cute gentleman of a boyfriend!" she giggled. "Looks like the rumors about you being a dreamy guy were right after all!"
Kensuke was sure he felt pink steam fuming out from his ears. He lazily pressed his forehead on Sayaka's shoulder.
"A-a-ah, c-come on... I'm not that good..."
"Yes. You. Are. A nutty military geek... but a very sweet, compassionate one."
"And don't you dare say otherwise! Me and Sayaka sometimes feel... well... we didn't initially think of you that nicely, after all..."
Kyouko and Sayaka became little surprised when couple minutes without Kensuke answering. Then, without warning, he raised his arm... and rubbed his cheek a bit. They could even hear him choke, something akin to a sob.
He then curled his arms on their backs, pulling then both girls closer to him again. An audibly happy sigh came out from him.
"Alrighty then, girls... who'll turn off the lamp?"
Both noted how this time, Kensuke attempted to avoid doing it himself. The last times of "surprise ambushes" must had caught on him. Sayaka got up.
"Sure, I will."
After she turned it off, she got grabbed behind by Kyouko, who took a hold of her face and nibbled lightly on right earlobe. Despite wanting to yell at her irritated, Sayaka couldn't stiffle giggles of pleasure, before half-pouting as she could feel Kyouko grinning devilishly back at her.
"G'night."
"N-night... to you too..."
Over their tent, the wind hummed little more while bell crickets chirped occasionally over the rustles of grain fields. The smell dry charcoal from the long petered out campfire wafted inside the tent.
Then, Kyouko spoke up.
"You know, speaking of you wanting to be an EVA Pilot... I wonder if we could be, too?"
"Maybe... but I sorta dunno if robot wars like that are for me." muttered Sayaka.
"What then?"
"Maybe... magical girl adventures?"
The redhead had to belly laugh a good bit.
"Really, Sayaka? What would you do as one? Throw your weapons about?"
" C'mon, I know I'm not that much of a fighter... but being a heroine... I can dream, right?"
Kensuke already chuckled while blushing little self-indulgently over the mental image of Sayaka and Kyouko in the typically alluring magical girl costumes.
"I'd kind of like to see that once..."
Sayaka picked up what he must had been thinking, and pinched his cheek lightly.
"You lech... Well... maybe in other life... because right now, this is the one I want to enjoy as much as I can get."
Sayaka burrowed closer to him again and laying her arm over his stomach to take a firm hold of Kyouko's hand. Both's fingers intertwined while Kyouko wrapped her arm behind Kensuke's back. It might had been dark in the tent, but they could feel Kyouko smiling in most brightest way back at both.
"Me too."
Kensuke looked up a bit, before removing his glasses finally, and putting it behind his pillow. He pecked a good night's kiss on both girls and laid down: soon closing his eyes and allowing himself to finally lull deeper to the enveloping, cozy warmth.
"Me three..."
(This is also first time I ever wrote something "smutty", hah.)
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- Location
- Elsewhere
Except that was Eccleston-era, where he was a whole lot worse at the "non-violence" thing.
- Location
- The Midlands.
The Doctor hasn't always been a pacifist anyway. His aversion to guns is a relatively recent addition; there's a quite long montage of every time the 3rd and 4th Doctors fired one on-screen on YouTube somewhere. He wouldn't use one on most sapient beings unless all other options were exhausted, but Daleks and Cybermen were fair game because there's no non-violent solution to dealing with either of them.
Ranma-sensei
Sorcerer
- Location
- Citrix Receiver
- Pronouns
- Weatherdependent
Fluffy piece, but two things:
1) If you're not sure about rule conformity, ask a moderator to review the snippet, and
2) You need a beta.
samdamandias
Apprentice Plane Wizard
YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD DALEK
I don't think I've seen anything in NuWho cut so deep, but we're getting off topic.
(And yes, I can see Asuka taking on a Dalek with nothing but a baseball bat)
- Location
- Volksstaat Hessen, Deutsches Reich
Actually, I think it would fit to Misato instead. Misato, and an angel for the Dalek...
Bursting Eagerness Soul
Threadwalking Rating Machine
- Location
- Wisconsin
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- Location
- Finland
Welp, didn't think that up.
I kind of thought so - though I'm clueless on how to find betas around here, especially since I've been looking for one to one of my fics lately. FF.net is plain hell to look for them due completely outdated system.
- Location
- Volksstaat Hessen, Deutsches Reich
