Rei: Boot to the Head.

THWOP!

Kaworu: Oy! you Booted me in the head...
 
The one that isn't though, Rei has already called dibs on.
I can actually see it turning out that way.

I mean, Shinji and Kaworu seem to obviously get along very well already. Which is good. It would be a bit too convenient if it were otherwise. But it would not be convenient, but logical consequence of the departures from canon if Kaworu considered a suicide-by-EVA of a variant that won't hurt Shinji or others as much. Like getting killed by someone with EVA access who already hates him to begin with...
 
Welllllll, two out of the last three Angels left are.

The one that isn't though, Rei has already called dibs on.

Guess that leaves Shinji's dad and an assortment of Section 2 agents...

*Shinji comes home to find the place full of section 2 agents*
*His cello is smashed*
Shinji: With one of you brown nosing fish faces broke my cello?
<Cue 35.6 minutes of Cello induced violence>
 
Can't we have normal Rei dressee like Black Widow come out of the vent and go to town?

Shinji: When did you learn how to fight like that?
Rei: Asuka taught me.
Shinji: And the outfit?
Rei: Kensuke told me this would be most apporpriate.
 
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