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Advice and Trust [NGE]

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Asuka looked up at the ceiling as the building began to shake, but kept putting her shoes on. "Another earthquake? I'm never going to get used to those. Japan is just weird."

Shinji finished tying his shoe and rose from his crouch. "Eh, not even a four-pointer. Earthquakes happen all the time. It's just background life in Japan. In fact, I'm kind of surprised there haven't been more since you arrived."

The tremors subsided after a minute. "See?" Shinji continued. "Nothing exciting. Ready to go home?"
 
Lemme see, the most recent Angel was the Big Z, that means the mind-raping crystal chicken is next, but in canon Arael stayed in orbit the whole time, it wouldn't be deep enough in the atmosphere for the sonic booms to resemble an earthquake
 
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Asuka looked up at the ceiling as the building began to shake, but kept putting her shoes on. "Another earthquake? I'm never going to get used to those. Japan is just weird."

Shinji finished tying his shoe and rose from his crouch. "Eh, not even a four-pointer. Earthquakes happen all the time. It's just background life in Japan. In fact, I'm kind of surprised there haven't been more since you arrived."

The tremors subsided after a minute. "See?" Shinji continued. "Nothing exciting. Ready to go home?"
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The Englanderish said:
Well clearly Rei and Kaworu are resolving disagreements.
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I want to make a 'making the earth move' joke, but it would probably be inappropriate.
 
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Comedy Omake #29 - Meanwhile, Elsewhere
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    • Strypgia said:
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    Asuka looked up at the ceiling as the building began to shake, but kept putting her shoes on. "Another earthquake? I'm never going to get used to those. Japan is just weird."

    Shinji finished tying his shoe and rose from his crouch. "Eh, not even a four-pointer. Earthquakes happen all the time. It's just background life in Japan. In fact, I'm kind of surprised there haven't been more since you arrived."

    The tremors subsided after a minute. "See?" Shinji continued. "Nothing exciting. Ready to go home?"
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    Meanwhile, elsewhere:
    "Hey, babe, did the Earth move for you?"
    "...Ryouji, I think the Earth moved for all Tokyo-3. It's been too damned long."

    Meanwhile-meanwhile, elsewhere-elsewhere:
    "We... we really shouldn't be doing this at work, dammit. But... wow."
    "Mmmm, Sempai... five more minutes?"

    M^3, E^3:
    "...that was not part of the scenario."
    "I told you to stop eating the commissary chili, Ikari."
     
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    • Waitasec... The preview snip isn't the couple getting ready for school the next day, it's happening simultaneous to Rei's conversation with Kaworu. That's no Earthquake, Rei's making the whole school shake!
     
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