Ah yes, 2000--the year of Second Impact.

Game show host: "Show me potato salad!"

There is a collective shudder, then Mauer's post materializes, bringing a cartoon GNR arcing right over the horizon, eyes fixing on Peter and his family.

"Kids, it's time to go."

Kaworu: Two thousand pages? But why would we need to train so many knights?

Funny you should mention this, my (non)existant fic in progress has Kaworu guiding an army of late 14th century samurai against Asuka's Wilhelmshaven-bred Praise the Sun glorified cuirass wearing types. But you didn't hear it from me!
 
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That the contents of your picture spill over into Auth's post, causing Family Guy characters panic like no other.
Given that family guy characters are loosely based on reality, they dont need a spillover of the post to panic, at least not all of them. Every single sane human being has been screaming internally since 1953. Study a bit of history, play around with blast radius/fallout calculators for nuclear weapons, look at some nuclear test footage and then check the news. And given our exposure to such knowledge for years, every single one of us with a modicum of intelligence will either drug themselves or sing You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen when this happens.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nmHymgM7Y
At least Brian and Stewie would react this way from my memory of watching the show years ago as a kid.
 
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Or just take a shortcut, and be shown Raymond Briggs' When the Wind Blows in school.
I recommend taking the long way and doing the calculations by hand using dimensional analysis methods and then seeing the footage. You will learn very useful physics that way.
And you will appreciate how stupidly trivial the technology was to make. We are kids forced to coexist with 14yo hormonal idiots who were handed methamphetamine and guns by the Gods in the same school.
 
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Or one could be somewhat like me and, even after all the potential doom I've come to recognize hangs over us all, I might as well try not to be paralyzed with fatalism, damn it. Of course we could all get wiped out by a nuclear holocaust at this point, even with the disarmament that went on at the end of the Cold War. But it hasn't happened yet. As idiotic and selfish as humanity can be, most all of us still want to live, even as hellish as that life can be. My faith in humanity, what wavering little is left at this point, still holds on.
 
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But it hasn't happened yet.
By luck and nothing else.
Or one could be somewhat like me and, even after all the potential doom I've come to recognize hangs over us all, I might as well try not to be paralyzed with fatalism, damn it.
To avert your gaze from the reality of this is to not be paralyzed by fatalism is as much of a doomed idea as simply giving up and letting escapism take over.
My faith in humanity, what wavering little is left at this point, still holds on.
Faith isn't sufficient in the current times to do what is necessary, neither is hope. If anything it is dangerous - the men who have it are busy committing atrocities and bringing about ruin for the entirety of what used to be the soviet union. If your spirit is too weak to handle staring down the Abyss, I recommend feeding yourself heroin to be able to do it rather than feeding yourself lies. In truth - the way everyone has responded to the current crisis is so low that it should be more than enough proof you shouldn't allow yourself to believe.
 
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Study a bit of history, play around with blast radius/fallout calculators for nuclear weapons, look at some nuclear test footage and then check the news.

Sure, however I'd like to defend Strider's point a moment ago, it doesn't do anyone much good to be paralyzed with a half century backlog of gloom. One reason is the science behind estimating the toll of nuclear exchange is still off.

For example, this one scenario bouncing around Reddit lately that claims to use sound data, let's call it early 2001 in NGE's Accidental War.



Now to pick this nonsense apart. Comments on the subreddit post indicate that surface temperatures for the northern hemisphere during the t+10 months nuclear winter would not be that unbearable. This is because atomic tests conducted in the late forties and early fifties used what was arguably Depression Era construction techniques to estimate blast damage. Instead of average -23 Centigrade at the equator, it would be an average 2 degrees difference globally (so temporary band aid against the climate crisis at best).

To create a global curtain of radiation, airburst payloads don't cut it. And surface detonations will find less fuel (wood construction) for the resulting smoke and dust required. At least in the States, civil engineers reviewing Katrina like it was some Jutland has us in a bit of a city remodeling race against Malaysia, Japan, and other wealthy countries.

These days, we are more susceptible to volcanos in terms of what's really going to deliver a wallop. But we'll manage.

(Yes, the same guy who did The Snowman.)
The animated cartoon was aired in 1982, the same year that Briggs finished up and published Wind Blows (per Wiki). I guess it's all about how you look at snow conditions.

If your spirit is too weak to handle staring down the Abyss, I recommend feeding yourself heroin to be able to do it rather than feeding yourself lies.
We are going to have to change the subject at this point, Mauer.
 
Sure, however I'd like to defend Strider's point a moment ago, it doesn't do anyone much good to be paralyzed with a half century backlog of gloom. One reason is the science behind estimating the toll of nuclear exchange is still off.
The lower bound on a full nuclear exchange is destruction of the global economy, hundreds of millions of deaths due to destruction of population centers, destruction of the governance and basic infrastructure needed to sustain our lives, leading to a humanitarian catastrophe of unknowable proportions. It might not be Third Impact or Fallout Games, but it is enough to destroy everything you know and love. Not to mention for how many of us the resulting wouldn't be survivable due to things like the state of our health and what not. And that is all provided nobody was insane enough to make Cobalt Bombs and other such things. Please, be sober and serious. We aren't talking about hypothetical doomsday scenarios, we are talking about reality. This is the exact purpose for which strategic nuclear weapons exist that they fulfill more than enough. A nuclear war at the very least means the collapse of North America and all of Europe as well as every nation and territory dependent on them without the economic means to be self sufficient. And by self sufficient I mean being able to produce your own fuel, electricity, fertilizer, medicine, construction materials, everything. If your nation doesnt get nuked, but has any of its vital industries reliant on imports from, say, Russia, you are boned. If you aren't in China, you are dead.
 
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While such discussion may be pertinent and timely, this is also hardly the correct forum to have it on. We're here to talk about Evangelion in general, and A&T in particular. If there's a thread for this, that's where we'll take it.
 
Just looking at the title of that clip makes me think it's probably more like something for one of Author0fntent's stories :)

I'm pretty sure A&T Asuka and Shinji's approach would be more in the vein of "step on the bastards while at the controls of thousands of tons of 'fuck you'".
 
Just looking at the title of that clip makes me think it's probably more like something for one of Author0fntent's stories :)

I'm pretty sure A&T Asuka and Shinji's approach would be more in the vein of "step on the bastards while at the controls of thousands of tons of 'fuck you'".
You flatter me.

I've yet to come up with suitable punishments for my future stories, but they will definitely be fitting and utterly mortifying.
 
The pilots would certainly want to take the (admittedly intensely satisfying) physical, giant route, I feel. The adults, however, I think can be more... creative.

Misato: I mean... I don't know. I think I'd agree with the Pilots here.

Ritsuko: Well... if it's possible... why not trap them into a core? They'd get what they want, in a sense. Godhood in a bottle...

Ryoji: Hmmm... I'd just shoot them, honestly.
 
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Some sort of Angelic being consuming or destroying them, careless of their protestations? Oh, terribly fitting. Bonus points if it's something of their own creation (Kaworu clones meant for the Dummy Plugs, perhaps?).

Also, an extra updoot for you for the Castlevania. Top tier show.
 
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