(Many thanks to
@Keradon for the intro idea
)
Usually an early day
wouldn't be on the table for the pilots, unless they had NERV business.
But with how close the holidays were (and with the tendency people had to leave important things, like getting their special someone a gift, to the last minute), they thought it wise to do all their shopping on a Thursday.
Evidently, Ritsuko
had taken the damage of the screen out of Asuka's account, so for once she had to be somewhat frugal when it came to her shopping. Or, at least frugal with
her money. Partners can be
so great sometimes.
Though, for what it was worth, she did buy Shinji's gift herself.
They were taking a break, enjoying a somewhat late breakfast in the food court, bags in tow, when they noticed a certain group, presumedly with the same intention as them.
"Oi, Ken!" Shinji flagged the trio down, waving in their general direction.
He noticed, and they immediately made a beeline for them. "Hey guys."
Rei took a gander at the three of them. "What burdens you, Kensuke, Miki and Sakura?"
Puellae eyes went wide at how easy Rei plucked their feelings. Kensuke simply chuckled. "That obvious eh?" He pulled up a chair and sat down at their table, putting down his bags. His partners followed suit. "You guys remember the discs we found?"
Nods between the four pilots.
"Lemme guess." Asuka deadpanned. "You found a way to view them and discovered they were cans of immense trauma."
"Y-yes actually." He seemed perplexed.
"How on Earth did you know that?" Kyoko asked, as perplexed at how nonchalant she was.
To a shrug. "Been there, done that."
"That's happened to
you guys as well?"
Nods.
"Twice actually." Kaworu added on. "Shinji found material containing us as characters, Laserdiscs in a trash bag. He collected them, and we watched through our lives."
"At least we
thought they were our lives." Rei stated, a hint of scorn coming through. "Somehow
these two not getting together led to our demise." She pointed to Shinji and Asuka.
"...
how?"
"Beats me." Shinji shrugged. "That was a similar story in a
second set of material Ibuki found. Except they were on a weird sort of disc, alien to this world."
A curious noise came from Kensuke. "And we didn't know about this material potentially involving us
why?"
Shinji shrugged. "It focused more on us, and on more classified materials. Honestly, you weren't even in them after a point." He pointed to the other girls. "And you two weren't in them
at all."
"Count yourself lucky you weren't fucked over, like we were." Asuka deadpanned.
Kyoko pursed her lips.
"...you
were fucked over." Asuka's head went for her hand. "Should I ask
how?"
Collective thinking from the trio. "Honestly it's kinda hard to explain. The show is a bit of a mind melter." The other blue explained.
"We live in a mindfuck, Blue." Asuka deadpanned. "We pilot giant mindfucks and fight giant mindfucks. We can handle it."
"Honestly, it'll probably be easier if we just show you." Kyoko said, flippant.
~
Kaji looked out the window, the serenity of the Earth visible. Ahh, space travel was so easy when you didn't have to carry an Evangelion on your back.
Shame the stars weren't visible. But oh well, he had the company of his private security. And his briefcase.
All the documents a desperate father could want, in the fight against SEELE and against corruption.
But the red planet was millions of miles away. Who knows what on Earth was going on there.
He looked out the porthole, out into space.
~
A hymn of the faithful filled a hall.
There stood one, but the voice was legion.
A prophecy.
The words were firmly planted into her mind, a language few truly understood.
She could say the words, but she did not yet understand them.
She will eventually come to know the meaning of the words that escaped her.
For now, she would sing with the choir.
Samia dostia
Ari aditia
Tori adito Madora
~
Ritsuko and Maya were
still sweeping up glass from Asuka's little stunt. At least she heard from Misato that she admonished her. Eventually.
The TV was still there, actually. Embedded in the floor, the crane having folded in on iteself during its attempt to lift it.
So now, it served as an eternal monument to Asuka's rage.
Meanwhile, the Sempai and Kohai, deciding that Unit-01 won't be going anywhere (hopefully), were working on other miscellaneous tasks. Specifically, brainstorming ideas that stemmed from the theatrical timeline (a name they settled on after a few minutes of confusion as to what to call it).
"So we've already ruled out implementing a dual plug with traditional designs, which counts out retrofitting the Old-Type Evangelion."
"Have we ruled out New-Type?"
Shaking of the head. "New-Type
could work." Writing on the whiteboard. "I think a dual plug design would have to square the effectiveness in order to be worth its while."
"Oh for sure." Diagrams were being drawn, two brains and a pictograph of an Evangelion. "Synchronising would have to be modified as well. We could apply a drifting system, as you suggested, to sync both pilots
and Eva."
"Issue with synchronising
pilots in addition to the Eva, is they need to be compatible." Notes were being added and scratched as they went. This sort of brainstorming was immensely enjoyable for them,
almost on par with sex. Just being able to come up with "new" ideas and that, it was damn satisfying. "They'd have to have some common ground, like a shared memory or something. This only really leaves siblings and partners, and the problem with the latter is that love is a fickle thing."
"So overall, it seems less intuitive than our current, single plug system."
"Yes." Spoke Dr Deadpan. "It would be
cheaper, I suppose, doubling up pilots. But overall it seems more unwieldy compared to traditional designs."
"So we did this all for nothing."
"Oh Maya, it's the
journey that matters!" A few laughs escaped her. "Plus, other NERV installations might find this useful."
A button was clicked, and a large implement slowly (and
loudly) scanned the whiteboard. "There's other things Theatrical had, we could theorise about too."
Maya thought. "Cheap colour flatscreen?"
"...We could look into that. I'm sure the consumer wouldn't mind finally being able to move on from the electron box. Especially since we got the poor folks at R&D trying to reverse engineer those discs you found."
The board was wiped. "Liquid Crystal is still a pain in the ass though." Ritsuko chewed the marker like a cigarette.
Thinking.
"...what if we use diodes?"
~
After a bit more shopping, and once they put the slew of items away, the pilots made their way to the Aida residence.
"Come to experience the trauma?"
"That might as well be the selling point of these materials."
The pilots reacted to Rei's deadpan with a burst of laughter.
The trio weren't as amused. "I assume you three are used to it." Kyoko deadpanned.
Kensuke let them in, and showed them to his room.
"Damn Aida, I knew you were a geek." Asuka commented, whether in awe or in concern was known only to herself.
He shrugged, as they looked around, noticing the various military memorabilia and oddball computer and other electronic hardware scattered around his room. The naval ensign was proudly hung on the wall, but Asuka assumed it was due to his affinity for the JMSDF,
not any imperialist tendencies. So, she could stop herself from punching his lights out.
"Fills the room out, doesn't it Asuka?" Kyoko prodded.
"It's much more... diverse than our bedroom, gotta say." Shinji was poking around, particularly drawn to the ship diorama.
"Not like we use it for much." Asuka commented, also poking and prodding.
"I say it makes it more homely." Sayaka said. "Though maybe I'm just used to it."
Kensuke shrugged it off. "It
could use a bit of cleaning, but I don't think its too bad knick."
Rei curiously inspected a model Gundam, showing an equally curious fish. "RX-78-2."
"So where do you play those discs?"
Kensuke banged the top of an aquamarine, oddly shaped box, that took up a sizeable portion of the desk it sat upon. "This bad boy right here."
The pilots just looked oddly at the behemoth. "Is that a computer?"
"Yeah, Soryu." Kensuke was proud." Pretty neat, isn't it?"
"...doesn't look like
any computer I've seen."
"He found it in a skip, and rebuilt it himself." Sayaka smiled at Ken's pride. "Apparently its better than most other computers a person could get their hands on."
"You guys have terminals right?"
Nods.
"How much memory do they have?"
"Why would I know that, Aida?" Was Asuka's simple response.
"128 megabytes." Kaworu answered for everyone.
"Over 4000 megabytes in this!"
Crickets.
Kensuke deflated. "You guys don't seem to be too interested in that."
Shrugging. "We work for NERV. We have the Magi, which I don't even know if you
could say how much memory they have, being biocomputers and all."
"And its not like we're the traditional
consumer." Shinji deadpanned.
"Heh, fair enough." He rubbed the back of his head. "So, wanna watch what we just went through?"
"On what?"
Kyoko pointed to a small monitor. "That.
We managed it."
~