"So what's the plan?" A gruff man spoke.
Several men crowded around a small table, overlooking their conspiracy.
An albino man of auburn hair spoke. "We've grown tired of NERV and their machinations destroying our homes and livelihoods, so we're gonna give them a taste of their own medi-"
All of a sudden they were sieged, at least 28 armoured agents bursting through the wall of the warehouse in black Ford Raptor trucks. "DON'T MOVE!" They all shouted in unison.
The gruff man simply looked on in exasperation. "What the actual
fuck guys, you weren't meant to raid us until
next week!"
"And just who the fuck are you?"
"I'm CIA!"
The armoured
Section 2 agents simply looked amongst themselves.
"
You're CIA?" Another man spoke up, hands still in the air. "I'm
PSIA! We planned a raid for the week
after!"
"I'm just a prefecture
police officer!" Spoke another one. "We weren't even
planning a raid yet!"
"I'm a
UN officer! I wasn't even 'ere till last Thursdi!"
"I'm
JSSDF! I got here
three hours ago!"
The frustration on the lead Section 2 agent was evident. "Is fucking
anyone here an
actual terrorist?"
They all looked to the auburn albino.
Who took off his wig. And glared at the lead Section 2 agent, who recognised him. "I'm
NERV. God knows how
I didn't know about
this."
The crickets were painfully audible as everyone scrambled for their ID.
"...lemme get this straight." The lead Section 2 was practically facepalming. "
Everyone here is an agent?"
Nods. Other Section 2 inspected and passed their claim, which was around the time everyone finally put the guns down.
"...How the
fuck did this happen?!" The lead Section 2 kicked a loose brick in frustration. "We're smarter than this!"
"Obviously there's been
more than a few failures in communication somewhere down the line." The ashen boy deadpanned, moving to fly out the rubble. "How embarrassing."
They just looked on as he broke through the roof and flew away.
"...let us never speak of this again." Section 2 piled back into the black Ford Raptor trucks and pulled out, through unbroken sections of the wall, leaving the five remain officers to ponder how such a clusterfuck could happen in the first place.
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