As a metalhead, I've tried to imagine a story where Shinji also listened to metal. I picture him laughing maniacally, tearing apart an Angel while Deicide or Behemoth is blasting in the background.

I'll write it some day, like I keep telling myself about all the other ideas I have.

Edit: I just remembered Behemoth has an album titled Evangelion. Hmm...

Funnily enough, I've been pondering the same thing...except about Asuka instead of Shinji (and thanks to Eva 303, I think a fair portion of the fandom might have her pegged as a Rammstein fan). I could definitely see her being a fan of several metal bands from her home country (Blind Guardian, Kreator, Arch Enemy, etc.).
 
As a metalhead, I've tried to imagine a story where Shinji also listened to metal. I picture him laughing maniacally, tearing apart an Angel while Deicide or Behemoth is blasting in the background.

I'll write it some day, like I keep telling myself about all the other ideas I have.

Edit: I just remembered Behemoth has an album titled Evangelion. Hmm...

Shinji: "Misato-san, play my ass-kicking music!"
 
Funnily enough, I've been pondering the same thing...except about Asuka instead of Shinji (and thanks to Eva 303, I think a fair portion of the fandom might have her pegged as a Rammstein fan). I could definitely see her being a fan of several metal bands from her home country (Blind Guardian, Kreator, Arch Enemy, etc.).

I must be one of the few who thinks that's falling into the trap. Asuka wouldn't limit herself to just Rammstein; I'd say she'd listen to prog rock and Krautrock. And by the by, Arch Enemy aren't German; they're Swedes.
 
I must be one of the few who thinks that's falling into the trap. Asuka wouldn't limit herself to just Rammstein; I'd say she'd listen to prog rock and Krautrock. And by the by, Arch Enemy aren't German; they're Swedes.

Funny you should use that phrase. A short time ago I played the penultimate mission of this month's event in Marvel: Contest of Champions. The boss of the level is an Adaptoid controlled by the mind of Arnim Zola who, as in his appearances in Captain America: The First Avenger and Captain America: The Winter Soldier, when Cap said that Arnim Zola was a German scientist, Adaptoid Zola corrected him with the statement "I am Swiss."
 
Maybe the hypothetical confrontation would be the final catalyst that triggers each factions (SEELE, Gendo, Shinji and friends, and Ritsuko) playing their cards.

This is going to be very interesting!

Be one hell of a high-stakes poker game. The fate of humanity.

So with Angels, the policy of "More Dakka" applies. Just keep firing at it until it drops! Ignore the fact the taxpayer pays for every shell that bounces off the AT-Field.

Although sometimes it works. Matarael fell to a pallet rifle of all things (although its up for debate whether or not it was using the AT-Field to disrupt the power grid, and couldn't defend itself properly), so if the power was indeed on, a bit of heavy bombardment could've felled it.

Of course, the problem with just applying more bullets to the problem is that pesky AT-Field that just so happens to stop those sorts of things (unless you wanted to flatten the city you're trying to protect). If only we had something effective that could counteract this :thonk:

I wonder how well that sniper rifle Rei carried would have worked on Samshiel or Sachiel?
Or that version of the positron rifle Asuka tried to shoot Areal with against Zereul?
The pallet rifle's useless but we never see anyone try to used any of the other types of guns against what I call the "conventional Angels". Maybe they just weren't using a big enough round.

*Beat*

Ritsuko: "...Oh, right."

I'm not a doctor! I'm...a dfferent kind of doctor!
Shinji: "Misato-san, play my ass-kicking music!"

During that last fight scene in Laserdisc Chronicles Huey Lewis and the News' Hip to Be Square seemed apt.
 
I wonder how well that sniper rifle Rei carried would have worked on Samshiel or Sachiel?

Hard to say. On the one hand, Sachiel had a good enough AT-field to tank an N2 bomb; on the other hand, he was severely damaged by it. As in, "had to grow a new face" damaged. So I'm not sure if the Sniper Rifle would have pierced through or not. That seems like a basic conceptual flaw in that weapon: it's made for long-range shooting and seems unwieldy for close-quarters combat (not that it stopped Rei from trying against Armisael), but from that range the Eva wielding it can't neutralize the AT-field, and the energy it can focus on the target is limited to the kinetic energy of a single cartridge. I can only assume that either it was designed with little real knowledge of what the Evas would be facing, or that it's meant to allow one Eva to provide long-range support to another that's fighting from a closer range and can neutralize the AT-field. That might be the intent behind the way Rei deployed with it in the series, but the plan never seemed to work out.

Or that version of the positron rifle Asuka tried to shoot Areal with against Zereul?

I'm pretty sure that is what Rei used against Zeruel in A&T; she might have had him dead to rights if Zeruel hadn't knocked Rei off her game by decapitating Unit-00 (damn lingering soul-links...) and taking out Unit-01's power supply. The way she was pre-empting Big Z's energy blasts with her own shots from outside the range of his razor arms didn't leave him too many other options, and even if he stopped trying to fire and just charged through, she could still pierce his AT-field with a double-tap.

The pallet rifle's useless but we never see anyone try to used any of the other types of guns against what I call the "conventional Angels". Maybe they just weren't using a big enough round.

Hey, the Pallet Rifle did just fine against Matarael. It's possible that, against Shamshel, Shinji just hadn't brought down Shamshel's AT-field first. Not to mention the gun got destroyed almost immediately after. Israfel presented their own complication with that dual-core stunt. In canon, Shinji couldn't bring himself to use the Pallet Rifle against Bardiel, but in A&T it was instrumental in taking him down. Asuka was too far away from Zeruel to bring his field down when she tried dual-wielding against Zeruel in canon, but in A&T, with the field down, Rei used the Pallet Rifle to finish him off. All in all, it seems to be terrible at penetrating the AT-field, but does tremendous damage once you can bypass the field.
 
Also note that Zeruel had a sheath he wrapped around his core when Rei barrel-stuffed him with an N2​ mine.

Dude cheats.
 
Ok, it's 0230, and I'm not done, but I'm collapsing to sleep, so here's the preview, and I'll get the update finished tomorrow. (And on Sunday, it's off to punch Nazis.)

There was an entire fanfic built around the question of what would happen if someone came up with a working Casaba Howitzer that could be fired at Angels. Regrettably, that's not the thing the story was remembered for.
That fic had so, so much wrong to it... I dropped it after I think 2 chapters...

Preview!


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Ritsuko was a scientist, first, last, and always. So on one level, she was perfectly aware the temperature in the holo-conference room she stood in was maintained by the MAGI at a constant 33% humidity and 20 degrees, optimal for the office work and computer systems that filled most of NERV's headquarter-pyramid.

On a more human level, she was dead certain it was too damn cold and clammy in the weirdly cavernous chamber, something confirmed to her satisfaction by the goosebumps rippling all over her very exposed skin.

"We wish to proceed peacefully, Doctor. We do not wish you to suffer from any further indignities," the huge, dark monolith rumbled at her. The blood-red 'SEELE 01 SOUND ONLY' faintly colored her face. There was no other source of light to impede it.

"I do not feel any insult," Ritsuko replied coldly. 'Nothing could possibly match the level of contempt I already had for you, Chairman, or a certain Commander.'

"A strong-tempered woman," SEELE 05 said, only mildly mocking. "I can see why Commander Ikari wishes to keep her next to him."

"It was none other than Commander Ikari that presented you to us, however," SEELE 08 continued, an additional shade of almost gleeful condescension coloring his comment.

Ritsuko clenched her jaw and tried to keep her face blank. She couldn't stop her eyes from flickering a bit in anger. 'Of course he did. I know that, you jackass. You think I just spontaneously decided to get naked when you all ordered it for 'security reasons' without a protest because I believed you?'

"Rejecting the interrogation we requested of Unit-00's Pilot, he presented you to us as her replacement, Doctor Akagi," SEELE 01's gravelly voice rumbled at her again.

'I'm Rei's substitute? For once, you're giving me what I want and deserve. I do not want you vampires within shouting distance of that girl right now. Or ever, but especially not now.'

"I am fully able to report on the First Child's status and recent actions, Chairman. I am happy to answer your questions in her stead. She was wounded in the last fight during the ejection following the destruction of Evangelion Unit-00, and is not in condition to offer a sufficient report here," she said calmly.

"Indeed, Doctor," SEELE-08's nasal voice prodded at her. "Evangelion Unit-00 self-destructed. It is frankly amazing that the Pilot survived."

"She was in critical condition when we recovered her Entry Plug," Ritsuko countered without hesitation. "I was able to stabilize her in short order thanks to the LCL-boosted healing process we have developed."
 
Funny you should use that phrase. A short time ago I played the penultimate mission of this month's event in Marvel: Contest of Champions. The boss of the level is an Adaptoid controlled by the mind of Arnim Zola who, as in his appearances in Captain America: The First Avenger and Captain America: The Winter Soldier, when Cap said that Arnim Zola was a German scientist, Adaptoid Zola corrected him with the statement "I am Swiss."

In this case it's the truth. Arch Enemy are from Halmstad, Sweden. Only one of their vocalists, Angela Gossow, is from Germany. (Currently replaced by Alicia White-Gluz, from Montreal.) :) And by the by, Strypgia: Nice snippet. Hope to see the completed thing by Sunday :)
 
Ritsuko clenched her jaw and tried to keep her face blank. She couldn't stop her eyes from flickering a bit in anger. 'Of course he did. I know that, you jackass. You think I just spontaneously decided to get naked when you all ordered it for 'security reasons' without a protest because I believed you?'


Taking bets on when Gendo gets his Darwin award! Place your bets here! 'End of Cards' leading at 1.01 to 1 odds!
 
I don't think they give those to people who have already reproduced.
Wrong. One Bavarian hunter got one for shooting his seventeen year old daughter while posing at dinner with his shotgun.

On-topic, I like this Ritsuko best; she's protecting Rei like a big sister, almost a mother. I'm reminded of Kasumi with her sisters.
 
Comedy Omake #90 - Blu-Ray Chronicles 3.33
I don't think they give those to people who have already reproduced.

Wrong. One Bavarian hunter got one for shooting his seventeen year old daughter while posing at dinner with his shotgun.

I think they also gave a guy one for shooting his own testes off.

At least according to the Wikipedia page, "If the person were unable to reproduce when stranded on a deserted island with a fertile member of the opposite sex, he or she would be considered sterile.", and it doesn't sound like they take into account age or prior reproduction.

So, the qualification criteria for winning a Darwin award is either death or becoming sterile according to the above criteria, and it looks like Gendo is gunning for either of those criteria. Either through a tragic staircase related accident, or through another, equally tragic accident, possibly involving goats :V

Anyway, lets try to move on from that subject, because I have a little something to tide people over. Yes, it's the final instalment of Blu-Ray Chronicles! Confrontation, Mice and Men, and sequel hooks!

"New information you say? Is this actual information this time?"

"Yes, and I'll even give you a sneak peek." He got an image ready. "Your fax is on a secure line, right?"

"Of course it is, I'm not an idiot, 16." 02 sounded in annoyance. "Increment the last digit and that's my fax."

"Thank you." He balanced the satellite phone on his shoulder as he put in the number, and the document. "It's coming through?"

"Yeah, it's coming th-" He went silent.

"That got your attention, Makinami? I have more where that came from."

"...b-but... how?"

"NERV have their methods. I will say as much."

"...what will you have me do?"

Kaji chuckled. "Oh no, Makinami. I don't ask for something now. That's for later."

"...you want my loyalty then?"

"Yes." His voice became grim, quiet. "I'm sure you heard the rumours about certain members of Oversight. NERV is increasingly finding more information about SEELE. And we should be extra careful with what they have done. But of course, we should surely take everything we find with a pinch of salt, no? There's always the chance this could all be 'rumour and hearsay', as you say."

"...I wouldn't have expected you to resort to this."

"What's a working relationship without some coercion?" Kaji suggested. "Now, here's what will happen. I will fly to California on Thursday. Friday, noon, we will meet where we usually meet, the shop on the corner of West El Segundo and South Harvard. I will exchange my procured documents. Maybe even have a chat. Saturday I will leave back for Japan. This works for you?"

"...yes."

"A pleasure, Zero Two." The phone went dead.

He looked at the drying images and chuckled. He really owes Ritsuko and his fiancee one for this.
~

Makinami held the paper in his hands, the phone buzzing incessantly for its hook. It was impossible, he thought. How on Earth could NERV acquire such an image of her? Sure it was black and white and low in quality but it was her. It was uncanny how exact it was, comparing it to his deskbound photograph.

He went to his board. New documents were pinned on top of the old, forming stratum of information. All about SEELE.

Maybe selling his soul to NERV wasn't so bad.
~

Misato's new TV played some random soap, but the three remaining members of her household weren't paying much mind to it.

"How the hell are you so good at this?"

"Wa-wark!"

"But we were collaborating then, to trick Misato! I didn't know you were actually good."

"You only lost 1000 Yen, Asuka." Shinji tried keeping a straight face, as he bore witness to his girlfriend (well, fiancee now) actually losing to a penguin in poker.

"And that's all I'm giving to this damn bird." She threw her cards down in frustration and folded her arms, resigning to the elated penguin. "Go invest it in a juicer or something stupid like that."

The bird blew a raspberry, somehow, and retreated back to his fridge, money in fin.

"Well that was fun." She deadpanned. She looked at the clock and groaned, as she realised that only took 30 minutes. "We need to find something to do."

"Well, we don't have anything on at NERV today, since the sync tests are tomorrow." Shinji thought. "What do we usually do when we're not doing anything?"

"Well," She started listing, counting on her hand. "we go out, we shop, we fuck, we hang out with Rei and Kaworu, and sometimes with Hikari and the other stooges. I suppose we don't have enough time to go down to a beach."

"Not that I would mind."

She rolled her eyes. "We're not having a beach episode, Shinji. Plus, I don't need to be around a body of water to show off my assets to you."

He chuckled at the suggestion. "Well, we aren't doing much else."

Asuka scooted closer to him, running a finger over his arm. "You thinking what I'm thinking?~"

"Maybe." He suggested.

"Ehehe~" She looked up at him. "I'm thinking of Christmas shopping."

"...Wha-"

He was dragged up and off the couch, and out the front. "C'mon Shin-chan! Get into the Christmas spirit!"

They were soon next door and Asuka knocked hard. She was greeted with the sight of an aproned Kaworu, flour and other ingredients splattered all over it. "Oh, Guten Morgen, Asuka." He gave a look to Shinji, poor lad.

"Hallo." She instinctively replied. "Rei around?"

Kaworu led them in.

They were greeted to the Nephilim at a mixing bowl. "Good morning, Asuka."

"Whatcha cooking up?"

"Fruit cake. And other Christmas related foods." She gave a small giggle. "I assume by Shinji's look you two are going shopping?"

"Yeah, we didn't have much else to do. So might as well do something Christmas related."

"We had the same thinking, hence, cooking." Kaworu went back to his station. "Unfortunately we seem a bit busy to join in your shopping trip."

"Oh don't worry your fishie face, Kaworu. We'll go on a larger shopping trip later, won't we Rei?"

"Definitely."

The fish's face fell flat.
~

Ritsuko observed Unit-01. Still. As it had been since after the berserker event.

Checks had indicated a sync test would be possible for tomorrow. It would give the pilots something to do, at the very least.

It would definitely be hard on Shinji though. Maybe it is a good idea to sync with another pilot at first. Though it is his Unit.

And Yui's Unit. Core activity had been minimal after the berserker event, who knew what was going on in that Gods forsaken vessel. She imagined Yui would be sternly talking to the other presence in Unit-01. She would hope, at least.

"Man, this place is still a bit worse for wear, isn't it?"

"We can still use it." Succinct. "Not like there's broken glass anymore."

Maya looked around, before glancing at a clipboard. "R&D say the custom ICs and boards you commissioned will be ready..." She flipped through several verbose documents. "...next year."

"Well that's not a great window of time." Ritsuko deadpanned. An actual date every once in a while would be nice.

"Considering all the other stuff we got them doing." The Kohai mused.

"They get paid well to do that stuff, at least." She dismissed, looking back to the green and purple Unit.

As did Maya. She shuddered.
~

Rei was first into Unit-01. The test lasted 37 seconds before Unit-01 automatically ejected the plug, to the bemusement of others as there was absolutely no feedback.

"Yui wants to talk to Shinji."

The two pilots were swapped in short order, and synchronisation began.

"Sync rate at... 46.70%." Makoto announced.

"Shinji, I know things went to hell, but try opening up a bit more."

"I'm trying." Was the reply.

"You can do it, Shinji." Asuka radioed in from her own Unit.

He redoubled his efforts.

"...Sync rate is climbing. 15 points from previous baseline."

They observed. Shinji was nervous, but there were no anomalies with his vitals. The core of Unit-01 stirred, the pattern consistent with communication.

"I hope he's alright."

Ritsuko quelled the concerned commander. "He'll be alright."
~

Shinji leaned back in his seat, eyes closed, concentrating.

"Mother?"

A soft presence. "I'm sorry, Shinji."

"...Was it even your fault, mother?"

"I was the person who reintroduced him. I didn't know you would react to him in such a way, and I didn't know he would attempt to take control. For that, I'm sorry."

"...it's alright, mother. I can understand."

"...I should've known. I could see what he did to you and Asuka. And what he could've done to you two. And..." More memories flooded in. Bemusement. "...i thought it was your friend Suzuhara in this other universe."

"...Those other worlds are harmless, mother. They're not our world. You shouldn't get upset over it. That's for me to do."

"...If I knew Gendo would react this way, I would've never gone into Unit-01. You do realise that, right Shinji?"

"I know. I know..." He sighed. "It doesn't change what he did. To me. To us."

"...I understand if you loathe your father. But he did love you, Shinji."

"...love?" Soft and incredulous. "Can you seriously call what he did love?"

"From a certain point of view."

"Don't go Ben Kenobi on me, mother." His frustration was evident. "My father abandoned me when I was four years old. I had to spend over a decade of my life thinking about what I did wrong, and having that shape me into the meek boy I was at the start of 2015. And I thought it couldn't get worse, but lets start from the top. A single character letter, and when I refused to step into a machine I had no idea how to use and could never even imagine, he used my sister as blackmail."

"...surely you must realise why he-"

"And that wasn't the worst. Far from it actually. You know what he did. I recall only two times he's ever been positive with me. One of those times was because he was ordered by SEELE to do so after completely screwing up Zeruel."

Silence in the plug.

"But I understand. You love him. It's the same sort of love I have for Asuka."

"...Yes. He showed me a side of him no one else saw. Not even you."

"...and I doubt I will ever see that side." He firmed. "Where is he anyway."

"...he is still in the core. Further from where the regular sensors can pick him up."

Yet more.

"...I know you two collaborated to end the world."

Confrontation. "...I knew he would've done anything to get me back. And I knew SEELE would've manipulated him to become a part of their plan. But if anyone could stop SEELE, it was him."

"He would've destroyed this world! This world has so many flaws but it has so much love as well, Asuka and I are proof of this. Somehow, us all breaking through our various walls and barriers was able to overcome SEELE! They're gone!"

"..."

A whisper. "I know I was meant to be broken. To be so broken, I would accept the end of the world. I was but a pawn, wasn't I?"

"...you are not a pa-"

"Mother. Do you love me?"

She felt genuinely hurt at this remark. The bridge crew cringed at the sudden drop in sync rate. "You know I do, Shinji. You may say I abandoned you, but I've always been in Unit-01."

"But you did abandon me! When you stepped into Unit-01 with me watching, you knew what would happen! Where was the mother I needed after that?!" A desperate shout, years of anguish spilling from his mouth.

She didn't have a response for that question.

"...Okay Shinji, you can come out when you're ready." Maya announced over the comms, noticeably subdued.

Shinji sighed. "Look. We still have our issues. This isn't over, not by a long shot. I do forgive you for what happened with him. But... there are still many things we have to discuss."

"...thank you, Shinji. I'm so sorry."

"I know, mother." He typed in the shutdown command, but hovered over return. "...tell Gendo I said hi."

"...I will. I love you, Shinji."

A long pause. His hand continued hovering.

"...I love you too."
~

The sync ratio of Unit-01 was graphed on the screen. It could be described as inconsistent at best, with the best ratio of that test closely matching his current standard, and the lowest ratio not even beating his first sync.

Shinji was quiet throughout the debrief, only answering short and simple. He clearly didn't want to be involved with this business any longer.

Eventually he was dismissed, and made his way to the lockers. Asuka shortly behind.

"This is concerning." Ritsuko stated the obvious. "If he falls out with his mother, then he won't be able to pilot Unit-01."

"It's not like we could change how they interact with each other." Misato looked over the reports. "What we need to do is let them sort it out for themselves."

"I doubt something like that will be solved just through more interaction." Maya tended to her terminal. "Sometimes when stuff like this happens, you just need to distance yourself for a while. Get your head in shape so you don't spray vitriol at each other, and make it worse."

"...I was surprised he reacted like that." They may not have been able to hear Yui, but they could hear Shinji, and assume a great deal of the conversation through that, and the debrief.

"I'm not." The doctor remarked, perusing through his psyche files. "That boy has more baggage than any of us, especially when it comes to his parents. He needs to work through it in his own way."

A moment of silence, broken by the Kohai's sigh. "It's moments like these that make me wish we had a therapist."

"...They would have to be of equal rank to us, you realise." Misato, exmilitary and commander of a paramilitary organisation, knew this all too well. "A soldier goes to a therapist, but he cannot tell them of what happened, because that would then be divulging secrets. So he tells them half truths and analogy. But the therapist can only work with what they're dealt with, making it at best ineffective. At worst, they deteriorate further."

"...so what can we do then?" Maya was quiet.

"...not much." She shook her head. "He has friends though. And a lover in Asuka. They all keep each other grounded."

"So we just leave the healing up to them?"

"They know each other better than any therapist, or indeed anyone, could ever know."
~

All was quiet in the locker room.

A freshly rinsed Shinji was resting his head in Asuka's lap. Accepting her comfort.

Asuka didn't mind. She just had a shower too, and was able to maintain a sense of modesty in it all.

Of course, that wasn't a matter at the moment.

"...i think i was too harsh."

Asuka continued running a hand through his hair. "...you know I would've been much worse with her."

"...yeah. still though. despite everything, she's still my mother."

"and you still love her, don't ya?"

"...yeah. it's odd. she and my father are much alike."

"they're both apocalyptic schemers?"

An exhale. "i'd say."

They both gave a few short laughs.

"...still though. I think my mother was more manipulative than my father. She was able to pull the wool over the eyes of everyone, and would've got what she wanted."

"...why would she do that though? Wouldn't having you in that world anchor her to it?"

"...she believed Instrumentality to be inevitable. And with what SEELE would've done with her."

"Almost makes her actions seem somewhat reasonable?"

"...Honestly, she was kinda shafted into the role. At least according to her."

"...what about now? SEELE is gone, at least effectively. Her reason for entering Unit-01 is now gone."

"...i don't know." He became contemplative again. "I don't think she would want to leave Unit-01 at this stage. But then again, there won't be a Unit-01 forever, won't there?"

"...no. there won't." She continued running a hand over him. "Will their souls just stay in their core forever?"

"...i don't think the core decays. So maybe." A sigh. "I wonder if my father would consider that a heaven."

"Depends what your mum thinks about it, Shinji."

Some more quiet.

"...didn't Ritsuko say there was another film to watch?"

A chuckle. "She did say we could watch it after this sync test." She gave a gentle smile. "Though, it's not like we're in any rush or anything."

"Heh. Yeah." He burrowed. "This is quite nice."

"...nothin like some comfort after a tough time."
~

Meanwhile, at the Aida residence, Kensuke had been using his time off school to good use. Always on that computer of his, excluding the times when he's... tending to Kyoko and Sayaka. Sometimes they started it, but then again he likes that, and actually encouraged them to do such things. He knows he could get lost in what he does, so having someones take him out ensured he didn't spend 27 hours a day in front of an electron box.

And with the elder Aida working long hours at NERV (as usual), they had plenty of time alone to do such things.

It was a mark of military grade discipline, then, when he was able to continue working through the... temptation. But he was determined.

Within a few days, this Gods forsaken program had come together. From it being a broken mess of a memory event horizon, to something that actually draws to the screen. Now all that was left was to test.

The first disc of three was put in.

It spun up.

His machine churned and the fans revved, quite concerning considering its specification.

But the DVD did start playing, with sound too. Smooth as silk, if silk was played in 24 to 30 frames per second.

He leant back, and sighed. "I did it."

It took a few seconds for it to hit him, the feat he did. Yes he got some major help, but within a few short days, he managed to take a completely broken program, with barely any documentation and with simple Internet skills, and revamp it into a working program. He even took the liberty to clean up and optimise some of the source code in order to make it run faster on his machine.

He started laughing. "I actually fucking did it."

The song of ice and fire was distracted by his jubilance. They observed his screen. "Holy shit, you actually did it."

"Knew you could do it!"

He blushed. "So girls, wanna see what's on these discs?"

"Hell yeah we do!"
~

Ritsuko and Maya had locked themselves in their lab. The personnel at NERV took potshots at them, as they assumed they were doing the deed.

Needless to say, if those two knew they were making love, they would've put away their terminals.

Instead, they were busy with data from earlier today. The conclusions remained, however: if Shinji and Yui's relationship continued to deteriorate, they ran a risk of Shinji not being able to pilot Unit-01. They theorised that it might be similar to Asuka in the later parts of the Laserdiscs; a traumatic event causing the resident soul to lock themselves away from the pilot.

Maybe having him go on a vacation would be good, give both him and his mother some time to chill out. Forgetting the fact that doing that is impractical at best, due to the constant risks of having to sortie on a moments notice. And there's no chance in hell Asuka and Shinji would take a vacation without Kaworu, Rei and Misato.

All these different factors and more meant they were metaphorically pulling hairs.

The buzzing of a terminal brought them out of their stresses, as Ritsuko went to investigate.

A low chuckle. "...Aida, you son of a bitch."

"Did he do it?"

"Looks like it. I expected him to take longer." A segment of code was sent through. "...interesting. He optimised parts of it."

"Shows he's observant." Maya overlooked the code. It still looked amateurish but she had definitely seen worse. From other NERV personnel. "With some tutelage, he might be alright."

"Is that a hint of jealousy I hear, Maya Ibuki?" An eyebrow raised.

"N-no." She glanced elsewhere.

The doctor chuckled, messing Maya's hair. "You know you're irreplaceable, Maya. Plus, he's got his hands quite full already."

"Oh yeah, Miki and Sakura, right? It boggles my mind how someone like Kensuke could get two at once."

"You do realise he's probably acting as a beard for them."

"...beard?"

"They use Aida to disguise their own relationship."

Gears spun. And clicked. "Ohhhh. That makes more sense. That's actually pretty sweet of Kensuke, to do that for them." Eyes narrowed. "Is our society really more accepting of polygamy than homosexuality?"

A shrug in response, as she returned to the main terminal. "They obviously have a reason to hide their relationship."

She looked at the screen.

She groaned. "It'd be nice if Unit-01 wasn't an obstinate mule for once."

"Could be worse. She hasn't tried ending the world yet."
~

"You in here, Shinji and A-"

Kaworu immediately did a 180, a shampoo bottle rebounding off his AT-Field.

"I assume by your response, they haven't bothered getting dressed."

"We're towelled at least!"

"How long have you two been here?" Rei voiced, allowing the others a small piece of privacy as they finally got changed.

"Since the end of the sync test." Shinji meekly spoke.

"...That was over five hours ago." Rei was blank.

"Well sometimes you need a bit of time and privacy to get your head together." The flame defended.

Rei rolled her eyes. "You can turn around now, fish."

He did just that. "Ritsuko wants to know if you want to watch the next film in the new continuity. She said she fully understood if you don-"

"Yeah, alright." Shinji took a page from Asuka's handbook and spoke nonchalant. "Could use a pick me up after the shitshow that was today."

"...You do realise that this film will most likely be the complete opposite of a pick me up?"

"Honestly, how much worse can you get than the end of the world? Just about anything would be an improvement."

"You think?"
~

"California?" Asuka raised an eyebrow, as the screen was maintained.

"Meeting an Oversight colleague for business. Information exchange, double talk, all that good stuff."

"And you couldn't just call or transmit the information to him?"

"Meeting in person is better for information exchange, especially if it's important."

"Even though we have that holophone." Misato deadpanned. "You better not get yourself-"

"I know, Misato. You are giving me a couple Section 2 agents, like I'm the President of the United States or something."

"Is that really any better?" Shinji deadpanned.

"They're not that bad, Shinji." Misato rolled her eyes. "How long till the TV's ready?"

"Almost." Maya replied briefly. "Ready for power."

Ritsuko entered commands into her terminal, which to the untrained eye was equivalent to bashing the keyboard.

A capacitor burst. This time the keyboard was bashed, by Ritsuko's head. "Oh come on, that was a fresh cap!"

"Will this screen last?"

"Yes, Rei. It's not that broken."

The cap was replaced, and static filled the screen.

"Alright. Lets get this show on the road."
~
Key:
Shinji (S) Asuka (A)
Rei (Re) Kaworu (Kaw)
Misato (Mi) Kaji (Kaj)
Ritsuko (Ri) Maya (Ma)


Operation US
Kaj: "We seem to be starting in space."
Ri: "Thanks Captain Obvious."
A: "What's with this universe and ease of getting to damn space?"
Re: "What use would going to space have at this point in time?"
Kaw: "Guess that means something survived. And in a capacity to continue operations outside the confines of the Earth."
S: "So I was stopped?"
Mi: "If you weren't, we'd be dead, and this wouldn't be going on right now."
Shinji snickered a bit. "When you put it that way. We still don't know what NERV's doing though."
Ri: "Obviously something involving space." She was flat. "Maybe they're sending an Evangelion to space, like we did."
Ma: "In that? It looks completely Soviet in design."
Ri: "If it works."
Kaj: "But the Soviet rockets rarely worked."
Ritsuko handwaved it off, as the camera panned to the blood red world.
A: "Jeez, you'd think that was Mars."

Spacebound
A: "That's an entry plug! They're doing the same thing we did!"
Re: "They are remaining close to Earth however. It's possible they're still attempting to recover hardware, like we did during Operation Crucifix."
A: "What NERV hardware would be in LEO though. And who the hell is singing?"
Ri: "If she survived, it'd be Makinami."
A: "Great, so we're still dealing with Ms Crazy." She deadpanned.
S: "And you."
A: "...wait, that's me? For being completely destroyed in Bardiel, I don't look too bad."
Re: "We must consider some time has passed. NERV at the end of the previous movie would not be in any condition to go to space, let alone recover something or battle any enemies."
Screaming filled the room as a Mark.04 attacked what appeared to be Unit-02.
Kaw: "Speaking of."
Mi: "That's an Evangelion? Man, what the fuck happened after the world ended?"
Kaw: "It appears to be more of a drone, akin to an MP-Evangelion. Being able to rip apart an AT-Field like that however, it's possible SEELE built it."
S: "So even after the end of the world, we're still fighting SEELE." He was flat.
A: "At least NERV seemed to survive. So we could continue this infinity war."

Pirate
A: "That is me and my Unit! Fuck yes mama!"
The helmet was torn off.
A: "An eyepatch? What am I, a damn pirate?"
S: "I think it suits you."
A: "Well yeah," She shrugged. "I can see myself wearing one if I lost an eye. Could probably pull it off. Though I'd prefer binocular vision."
Maya leant over to Ritsuko, "Told you so."
Kaj: "It seems you and Makinami got a little friendship going on."
A: "Shikinami probably doesn't know what went on between her and Shinji." She pouted.
Ri: "...okay, I don't know what NERV hardware could be enclosed in a tesseract."
S: "I thought a tesseract was 4 dimensional."
Kaw: "Just as you can flatten out a 3d shape onto paper, you can "flatten" out a 4 dimensional shape into 3 space."
Shinji thought. "Huh."

Payload
Ri: "This is an extremely haphazard method of recovering an object from space."
Mi: "Would've made it easier if we could just strap some rockets to an Eva."
Ritsuko snorted. "Do you know the literal forest of paperwork that would fill the Geofront if you so much as thought of welding rockets to an Evangelion?"
Kaj: "The only reason we were able to do Crucifix in the first place was due to paranoia."
Misato shrugged. "It's possible NERV doesn't respond to government authorities now, especially since the world is supposed to be ended."
Re: "Or if such an operation necessitated a quick recovery of the payload, so as to reduce the risk of enemy attack."
Ri: "Even so, you have to follow some safety standards. It's not like we want the pilots to die in giant fireballs, after all. Evangelions are expensive."
All four pilots glared at her.

Pattern Blue
S: "Its good to see even after the end of the world, the Angels are still attacking." He deadpanned.
Kaw: "Even if there were Angels, these aren't. The enemy Evangelion are appearing as Pattern Blue."
Ri: "Makes sense."
Ma: "The Magi have methods of differentiating Angel from Eva, but if you're just looking at the pattern analysis, you can't really tell."
S: "Even so, there were still a few Angels left, if Kaworu was correct in numbering them. 14 Angels, Zeruel was the 10th, leaving four left."
Re: "And if we consider Kaworu and Lilim a part of that list."
Mi: "So not many left. But they're still Angels, and would have to be dealt with. Unless they were diplomatic, like Kaworu. Then we could make some concessions."
Kaw: "Quite a nice deal we have going on, isn't it?" He said in jest. "I don't end the world, and you don't kill me. Works out quite well for us."
Kaj: "Not like you could end the world now if you wanted to."
Kaworu simply gave a glance at Shinji, as the tesseract unfolded.

Armisael
A: "...what the hell is that?"
S: "Whatever it is, Makinami's not sticking around."
Asuka frowned. "Doesn't even back me up, useless bitch."
Kaj: "I imagine you deal with whatever the hell it is."
A: "Unless Anno was planning on having me for the first five minutes and killing me off to prove a point."
Mi: "...I mean, I could see him doing that."
Re: "You already survived an attempt on your life in that universe."
Rei twitched. "...that Angel looks too much like the 16th."
Ri: "If it even is an Angel. I doubt whoever made that tesseract would be able to box up an Angel."
Mi: "...I'm commander? I would probably make sure you were more safe than that."
A: "As you said, the mission comes first. We know that as pilots. Plus, I'm sure I can handle myself."
She wasn't handling herself.
A: "Okay, maybe I would need a bit of help."

A bit of help
They watched on as a purple laser shone through the tesseract.
S: "...what the fuck was that?"
A: "...was that you, Shinji? I called out your name and you did that."
S: "...why the hell would I be in space? I thought I was still trapped in Unit-01."
Ri: "That could be Unit-01."
Ma: "In space? Surely we would've attempted a recovery before sending Unit-01 to space."
Misato, in deadpan: "Surely we wouldn't send Unit-01 to space at all."
Kaw: "Who knows what the NERV of this world did in order to ensure the world wouldn't end. It's certainly possible Unit-01 was still dangerous."
A: "So they'd just send Shinji and Rei off into space to sleep it off for a year or so."
Kaw: "When you put it that way. Good to see I'm still around."

BM-03
S: "Good to see NERV is treating me well." He deadpanned.
Ri: "You did try to end the world." She was equal in her deadpan.
Shinji took a sharp breath. "Okay fair enough. But surely we'd let bygones be bygones?"
Kaw: "Depends if they blame you for ending the world."
Mi: "Surely we wouldn't, he wouldn't know his actions would've resulted in the end of the world."
Ri: "The mind is a curious thing. Always wanting to apply blame to someone, be that a deity or an actual person."
Kaj: "Though sometimes that blame is deserved."
S: "Obviously the people pointing guns at my restrained body seem to blame me for something."
Mi: "...alright, that's a bit uncalled for."
Ritsuko had some visible confusion. "That isn't NERV colour or uniform."
Kaj: "Rebranding after the apocalypse?"
Asuka meanwhile was somewhat fuming, "Why would you collar him? I can sorta understand the restraining, but a collar? The only time a collar should be on a person is if they're in the bedroom!"
Audible silence.
Kaw: "...kinky."

Bridge
Ri: "This... that isn't NERV."
Mi: "I'm there, so it should be. We would've definitely had to move out of the Geofront after Zeruel, so it's still plausable."
Everyone in the movie glared at Shinji.
Kaw: "Yep. Everyone's blaming you, Shinji."
He sighed. "I guess that's fair."
A: "Even if you didn't know what would happen."
S: "Can sorta understand their thinking though."
Kaj: "You did end the world."
S: "Not my finest hour, I admit."
Ma: "...is that meant to be you, Sempai?"
Ri: "...it is. Did they try making me look like a lesbian or something?"
Ma: "I mean, you kinda are."
Ri: "Well yeah, but I don't have to look like a stereotypical one."
Re: "The Misato of the movie reminds me of the former Commander, Misato."
Misato investigated her. Brows furrowed. "That's not me."
Kaw: "A potential you. One that has grown aloof and distant after all that happened."

DSS
A: "And a potential you who attaches a literal bomb collar to Shinji. Not even Gendo put a fucking bomb on him!"
Misato had a look of shock and disgust, similar to most of the people in the room. "Okay, what the actual fuck."
S: "Okay, I know people blame me for ending the world, but isn't that going a little bit too far?"
Mi: "No shit. Why would I put something like that on you?"
Ri: "In case he tried to end the world again."
Mi: "Surely it would be easier just to prevent him from getting into an Evangelion."
Kaw: "Contingencies."
Mi: "That is a contingency? Who would stoop that low?" She thought. "Actually don't answer that, cause I already know who would, and that answer is me. Her." A quick correction. "Not me me."

Wavelength
Kaw: "Appears to be another Mark.04 attack."
Kaj: "SEELE still just as persistent as they are in our world."
Ri: "Surely that isn't 2015 or 2016 though. It would have to be at least a few years ahead of where the last film ended off."
They got a first glance at what (they thought was) NERV had apparently become.
Mi: "Jeez, reduced to a few ships."
Ri: "It seems the war against SEELE has grown more dire than in our world."
Ma: "How do they even have the infrastructure for Evangelion?"
Kaw: "There's obviously some form of organisation and structure, and they obviously continue to have quite a bit of political power, considering the amount of vehicles and cargo they have and can maintain."
A: "It all seems very haphazard however. Their infrastructure is all using old warships connected via surface cables."
Ri: "If it works."
A: "If."

Battlestations
Ma: "Man, I've changed a bit as well. I think more than a couple years have passed."
Ri: "And you're not on the Magi."
She shrugged. "It's that or Project E. You did tutor me in both after all."
Kaw: "Speaking of, they seem different. Achiral 1, 2 and 3."
Ri: "...chemical symmetry? That would make more sense if there were only two Magi."
Ma: "Achiral aren't existing systems either."
Ri: "It takes years to develop a new Magi system from scratch."
Mi: "There's always the chance they requisitioned a Magi from another NERV base, like Matsushiro. Wipe them, reprogram them, reassign them."
Ri: "Even so, I suspect this movie is set in the early 2020s, late 2010s at most."
A: "The crew seem rather inept."
Kaw: "It is a 'ragtag group of civilians' after all."
Re: "Things appear to have degenerated by a lot, if NERV is resorting to getting anyone."
Kaj: "Many hands and all that."

Pillars of Light
Kaw: "Yet another unknown phenomenon of the Angels. Or Evangelion."
Re: "At this point, the line separating Eva and Angel is growing thin."
A: "It's already microscopic, even in our world."
Ma: "At least the computers look similar to our own systems."
Ri: "Even so, they're still more advanced than our own. We've barely developed flatscreen technology, let along flat and transparent."
Ma: "Another thing to add on to the pile?"
Ri: "I'd imagine cheap LCD would be a prerequisite to such a thing."
Mi: "You could gawk at their systems all day, but it doesn't change the fact there's around four Blues and they have practically no attacking power against them."
A: "Man, things really have gone to shit."
Kaj: "It's better than the end of the world."

Trial by Fire
Ri: "Now what the hell are they planning on doing?"
Ma: "Engines, maybe they plan on moving whatever ship they're on."
Kaw: "Surely moving a ship will not require that much trepidation."
A: "A ship doesn't require gravity control, Kaworu." She thought. "I suspect it can fly."
Mi: "Fly? They can barely support themselves, how could they fly?"
A: "Probably some AT-Field bullshitery. Take it away, Kaworu!"
Kaworu, on cue, began. "With enough power, one can use the AT-Field to levitate. Its what I can do. It's possible they seek to use Unit-01 and its indefinite energy source for this power."
Ri: "...they're gonna fly a battleship." She didn't believe it. "They have to start up whatever their engine is though."
A: "I got that task, whatever it is."
S: "An S2 maybe?"
A: "I'd imagine. Though its not like you need to activate it."
S: "It's good to see I'm just standing there like an idiot."
Re: "I doubt you'll be in control for a majority of this film."
S: "Am I ever in control?"

Improved
A: "I mean, its probably a stretch to call the refitted Unit-02 improved. Especially since it's currently missing a limb."
S: "That can be chalked up to refitting though."
Ri: "And I doubt they have the capabilities to regrow Eva parts like we do."
A: "One thing these guys have though, is underwater equipment when we need it."
Mi: "...so is no one gonna acknowledge Shinji in this?"
S: "Or even tell me just what the hell is going on?"
A: "Great. So no one is gonna communicate with one another again. You wanna know what happens when we don't communicate?" She hummed the refrain from Komm, süsser Tod.
Kaj: "The world's already ended once in that universe. How many more times can it happen?"
Re: "Third Impact appears to be a thing in that world, or at least near Third Impact. Implying the potential of a Fourth Impact."
Ma: "Well that's gonna be fun." She lied. "Least that shouldn't happen here."
Kaw: "What about the apparent Martian Impact?"
Ri: "That's the name right there."

Entry Sphere
A: "...it's a fucking giant entry plug."
Ma: "...why does it need parallel connections?"
Ri: "Maybe they want to print something?"
S: "Can LCL even become a gas?"
Ri: "It's a liquid, so of course. Although having LCL be a gas removes the entire point of having it in an entry plug."
Ma: "Waste of LCL as well, since the pilots need it more. Especially since I don't think they would be able to 'manufacture' LCL like we do."
Mi: "How the hell does this completely gimped NERV have a bridge like that? That's completely pointless, even if it was on a ship!"
Ri: "Now you see my point about changing all the systems to match this NERV. Needless to say, even if we had to move to a mobile system, the way we would implement a bridge wouldn't be like that."
Kaj: "Great eye candy though."
A: "That's probably the point, knowing this."

Flywheel
Kaw: "Speaking of eye candy."
Ri: "Flywheels can store energy, just rotational energy. And they apparently need a lot of it."
Kaw: "I must say, it's an interesting tactic, what this Angel is doing. At least I think it's an Angel now, instead of another Mark Unit."
A: "It definitely doesn't look like an Evangelion."
They watched as the engine was finally activated, and the AT-Field was deployed.
The Angel was blown apart, along with all the clouds in a 5 mile radius, as the ship was bathed in purple light.
S: "Great, we're dead." He deadpanned.

Wunder
He was proven wrong in a spectacular way.
The Wunder, as it was named, ascended from the wine. Growing wings, it took to the heavens, surrounded by carriers and battleships, who also ascended to the heavens. It was obvious they were abusing the powers of the AT-Field, as a halo had grown underneath the airship.
They just gawked.
A: "...this is a post apocalyptic world. They're running out of skilled labour. Their infrastructure consists of a few warships and oil rigs. Yet not only can they support two Evangelions, they have a fucking airship? That doesn't even make any sense!"
S: "Has this ever made sense?"
A: "Okay, less sense than what we consider normal. I mean, how do you even build something like that with the limited resources they appear to have?"
Kaw: "Even with such a massive structure, a powerful enough AT-Field will be able to defy gravity. Truly a testament to the power of Unit-01."
Mi: "...alright, that's pretty cool. There's not a snowball's chance in hell we will ever make something like that, but it's still cool."
Ri: "We'd go bankrupt." She deadpanned. "Not like anyone would support us anyway."
Kaj: "It wouldn't be viable for terrestrial uses. But what about in space?"
Ritsuko thought. "We'd have to have a damn good reason. And SEELE aren't a good enough reason, especially since we can always wait for them to come to us."
A: "AT Thrusters?!"
Kaw: "Truly amazing what you can do with an AT-Field with great power. Although I suspect they are using some Angelic sourced aspects, considering they have what appears to be a ribcage."
S: "Even this amazing feat of engineering is made out of spare parts and duct tape."
Ma: "Like all good machines then."

Power of the Gods
Kaw: "...I suppose that's the actual Angel."
Ri: "Interesting tactic. Use the Angel's own skills against it."
Kaworu frowned, "...no, they're also Evangelion. What the hell is up with this world? I can hardly tell my own kin from those imitations."
Re: "To be fair, its not like this is your world. You don't have another perspective, other than this fiction."
The Wunder fired and destroyed all four 'Evangelions'.
A: "Why the hell don't we have anti-AT bullets?"
Ri: "There's a very good reason for that, Asuka. I'm sure Rei and Kaworu know."
Re/Kaw: "They're impossible." In tandem, flat.
Ri: "Exactly. We thought about micro-Lances as well, but they're not exactly something you can miniaturise. As far as we know, there are only three things that can penetrate an AT-Field. Another AT-Field of greater power, a positron beam of an absurd power level, or a Lance."
Mi: "...I think Rei and Kaworu are right. That world works almost completely differently from our own."
Re: "Considering a 'ragtag group of civilians' have the power and resources to fly a kilometre wide airship, a couple oil rigs and a small navy, something our NERV could not even hope to do."
S: "Man, a lot of things changed after I ended the world."
A: "And they're still more technologically advanced than us!"
~

Timeskip
Ma: "They are using Unit-01."
Ri: "You could power a lot with an S2 engine."
Kaw: "Understatement of the century right there."
S: "At least they're finally telling me something."
Mi: "It helps they aren't trying to survive anymore."
She looked on as they explained exactly why he was fitted with the choker. Face quickly sought head. "Jesus Christ it is a bomb collar..."
S: "I understand not trusting me, but isn't that going a bit too far?"
Mi: "I'd say. Especially since you're still completely frazzled when it comes to actually knowing what the hell's going on."
Kaj: "We don't know much better, you realise. We're practically in Shinji's shoes."
Ma: "...that's Sakura?"
A: "...hang on a minute, what the hell happened to everyone then?"
They listened on.
Kaw: "...14 years. That puts the timeline at 2029, maybe even 2030, if we assume the first two movies were set around the same time as our world."
A: "That's closer to the 30s than it is the 20s! Why the fuck did they decide to skip all that time? What on Earth happened?"
Maya leant over to Ritsuko and whispered, "Where the hell does that preview happen then?"
She whispered back, "14 years prior, I presume. Can't even trust a damn preview." She muttered under breath.
S: "So that means everyone has grown older, while I'm still my 14 year old self?"
A: "Would that include me? I don't look older, but with that much time gone, I would surely look older."

Speak of the Devil, and she will appear
Kaw: "...she seems mad."
A: "...even after all this time, she's holding on. Wasn't even his own fault."
Ri: "Still, mad enough to crack inches thick glass?"
A: "...maybe I do have a prosthetic."
Re: "This 'Eva curse' appears unique to that world."
Kaw: "As is many things. At the very least, we aren't cursed to reside in a juvenile body."
A: "Yeah, that'd be kinda shitty. Wouldn't fill out."
Misato rolled her eyes. "Of course you focus on that instead of the mental immaturity."
A: "You know I'm already mature enough, Misato. Graduate of university, pilot of a giant biomechanical war machine for over a decade, world hero?"
Re: "...that rescue wasn't even worth it."
S: "...it would've still been worth the effort, you realise. And the tape player is there, so I must've saved something."
Kaj: "Maybe her soul migrated to it."
Re: "I doubt his tape player is a core."
An explosion marked the beginning of the next battle.

Makinami
Mi: "Obviously you're friendly with Mari in that world, considering you're talking about boys."
A: "Surely at 28, we would've grown out of such discussions. Assuming Makinami was my age."
Mi: "Asuka, I haven't grown out of such discussions."
Kaj: "...that was a bit rough on Shinji."
Mi: "Man, what the hell happened to us? Surely I would never be that cold."
Kaw: "14 years is a long time when it comes to things like that. Especially with the state of that world. Hard times breed hard people, after all."
What appeared to be Unit-00 broke through the interrogation room.
Re: "...I'm alive? My soul would still be trapped in Unit-01 if I wasn't recovered, so... how?"
Kaw: "...a different light. In a Rei shell, maybe."
Mi: "...wait, you're right, Ritsuko?"
Misato explained.
Mi: "...WILLE?!" She exasperated. "Why the hell are they focusing on NERV and not SEELE?"
A: "They're still following the whole Germanic naming, it seems."
Ri: "So that isn't NERV. But NERV still exists." She tried cooking up an explanation. "It's not unthinkable a coup could occur during the time skipped. A sufficiently organised revolt would net us a few Evangelions. And if NERV are still following SEELE."
Ma: "That would've been a feat and a half, considering we would've had the whole world going against us."
Ri: "If the whole world even exists at this point. It could just be WILLE, NERV and SEELE, fighting over the ruins of the Earth."
Kaw: "How cynical."
Re: "...a vessel of Adam? Would that imply its an Angel?"
Kaw: "Angels are indeed vessels of Adam, if his seed."
Mi: "...and she still couldn't bring herself to do it."

Q
Kaj: "What was that, 33 minutes without the title card this time?"
A: "That was a prologue? That's longer than a Laserdisc episode."
Mi: "Looks like we're gonna be here for a good while then."

Familiar Ceiling
Re: "...black?" She sounded incredulous.
She got a closer look at herself.
"...that's not me." Shaking her head. "She is not Rei Ayanami."
S: "...so I still didn't save you."
Re: "...it doesn't appear that way. Unfortunately."
Shinji sighed. Asuka held a hand out, which he took. "At least I can say he tried. Though that didn't end up that great as well..."
A: "No brooding, Shinji. We can safely say every single person in this movie is not us."
S: "...still, you know how I'm like when it comes to that."
Mi: "...man, NERV isn't in good shape as well."
Ri: "They were obviously bombed out, and judging by all the bullet holes, invaded, like in the Laserdisc movie. Though how NERV was able to function after Zeruel, let alone an incursion after Zeruel, is beyond me."
Kaj: "They obviously had some resources after that, considering Central is surrounded by... obsidian?"
Ma: "Forgetting the fact the surface looks like the Moon, the pit is full of blood, and half the pyramid is gone. I'd say it's been quite a bit neglected."
Kaw: "The mile long escalator still works, oddly enough."

Piano
S: "Everything looks rusted out, surely not everything would look like that after 14 years of neglect."
Ri: "The paint would be flaked off, but the metals we use simply don't rust."
Kaw: "Something else then. It's the same pigmentation that we can see in the ocean."
The sound of a Grand filled the room.
Kaw: "...I'm there?"
S: "You work for NERV?"
A: "Yamaha is still in business after all this time?"

Reunion
S: "Good to see after all this time, my father's still up to his usual shenanigans."
Kaj: "...he looks a lot like Keel does." He shuddered at the similarity.
Kaw: "And Abrahamic facial hair as well."
A: "Maybe they're trying to say something." She was flat as a pancake.
Ri: "...a dual pilot system?"
A: "Not really much point to it."
Ri: "...there were initial theories that an Evangelion would require a dual pilot system, due to the potential strain on a pilot's mind. We found the strain was within acceptable limits, thank the Gods."
Re: "What's considered acceptable?"
Ri: "Not gibbering insane. At least at first."
S: "...how would a cross sync even work?"

Tokyo Drift
Ri: "...well, that would add even more work for the Marduk Institute, as they would have to find two pilots that are compatible with not only the Eva, but with each other." She got out a notebook, writing notes. "They would have to be perfectly in sync, if the intention was to use one brain to emulate a single hemisphere, so I imagine a mind link would have to be established. Sharing memories, emotion, instinct. Drifting into one another, so that they may share a single consciousness."
A: "Sounds like something we could do."
Re: "Or us."
Ri: "You lot are in stable and strong relationships. A dual drift system would require such a strong relationship, which considering how you lot were like when you first began piloting your Units, is impossible."
Maya thought. "What if we chose pilots at birth, and made them grow up with each other?"
Ri: "Well, then you have the whole issue of separating children from their mothers at birth. And that is not a can of worms I want to open up."
Re: "Growing pilots then? Like you did with me."
Ri: "And lead them to potentially several lifetimes of pain and misery, as you had?"
She thought. "A more subtle method then. Like how all the pilot hopefuls are in one classroom."
Kaj: "The problem with being subtle is you can't entirely control what happens. And you can't exactly control how a person will respond to a situation. You can definitely condition someone, but that raises even more moral questions."
Mi: "And we're trying to to be less morally reprehensible than the previous administration."
Kaworu thought. "Still, an interesting thing to speculate about. But even in that universe, it's a deviation."
Re: "It's possible there are worlds where that is the main piloting method, however."

Deconstruct
A: "At least he feeds you. Sure, it looks worse than prison food."
S: "I'm practically in a prison cell already, even after escaping WILLE."
Misato sighed. "Seems like everyone wants to use you as a tool."
Kaj: "What use would WILLE even have for keeping Shinji? Considering everyone there hates him and they actively threaten to kill him."
Misato shrugged. "To spite NERV? Since it seems we're fighting against them instead of SEELE."
They took a gander at the corrupted logo.
Mi: "...I get being abstract, but isn't that a bit too much?"
Kaw: "The old logo too..." He glared at the symbols. "...Odd."
Re: "Kaworu?"
Kaw: "The glyphs. They make me feel... odd." He wasn't sure how else to describe it.
The state of the Geofront was shown, as Shinji looked for what appeared to be Rei.
Ma: "...looks like there was an invasion."
Ri: "Though it appears we were on the other end of it this time around."
Kaj: "That just means we failed in a different way." He deadpanned.

Abode
Re: "...that must be the dummy system. The structure down there is the same."
S: "Which means he almost definitely used it."
Kaw: "Probably still does." He said spitefully.
A: "Good to see you still walk in on her naked. Even after all this time."
Shinji groaned. "So far that's the only bit of comedy in this film. And it's at my expense."
Mi: "Considering the universes seem to be out for you, Shinji."
A: "At least now we know why. You're the damn protagonist!"
Ri: "Considering you all went through some considerable shit."
Kaw: "I went through a lot, and I haven't really had that much of a spotlight in these other universes."
Kaj: "Well, it's not like we've seen our own universe rendered in fiction."
Ri: "Yet. It's always possible for our own universe to appear, like the Laserdiscs, this movie set and Aida's DVD's."
Rei simply watched on at her impassive self, Kaworu noticing her apprehension.
Re: "...that is not me. She is not even functional. Like... a doll."
She sought the fish's hand.

Monolith
Kaj: "Good to see SEELE's still around. Pulling strings in this whole mess of a universe, I imagine."
He listened on.
"...they aren't?"
Mi: "They trust him to pull off Instrumentality?"
Kaj: "Surely not. Why wouldn't they talk? And how are they still able to communicate with him using the Phone?"
Everyone shrugged.
Asuka spoke up. "Who even knows now."
S: "...and it looks like I'm brooding. As usual."
A: "Well... it's not like you had much to do."

Library
A: "That's kind of you Shinji, giving her books like that."
Re: "...I doubt she will use them. She is a throughly broken doll of a girl. I say worse than how I... used to be."
Ri: "I don't remember you ever having that little self autonomy."
Re: "Indeed. I was never like that. Though its possible with more iterations of Rei, I would become that."
S: "...at least you aren't the only one lonely there."
Re: "She wouldn't care. And... you have Kaworu."
Mi: "...do we even have a library?"
~

Duet
A: "...Y'know, anyone else looking at this would think Anno was trying to push you two together."
Both boys blushed.
Re: "You two are cute together."
Mi: "I'd say. You know piano, Kaworu?"
Kaw: "It's one of the many instruments I could play. Unfortunately, I cannot improvise and create like that." He looked on, wistful. "It would be nice."
Ma: "It can't be that hard."
Re: "Maya, he can't." She was firm. "He doesn't possess a Fruit of Knowledge to do such things, as we do."
Maya realised she might've said something insensitive, meekly looked down at the floor. "Oh. Sorry."
Kaw: "It's alright. I understand my limitations." He chuckled. "The good thing about me is that I can form relationships with others to overcome this limitation. That is what separates me from my kin."
S: "...at least you're making him happy. And giving him something to do."
Re: "...especially since I remain aloof."
~

SDAT
A: "You reckon you could fix that piece of junk?"
Kaworu shrugged. "Electronic devices could have a slew of problems. From the smallest transistor to simply having no batteries in it. I'm sure you've dabbled in such tasks before."
A: "Oh for sure. I never exactly focused on fixing consumer electronics though, mainly manufacturing and theorising about my own. Plus, I'm a pilot first."
Ri: "You could troubleshoot computers though."
Asuka snorted. "Anyone with a brain can troubleshoot a computer."
Ri: "Oh my sweet summer child." She gave a knowing glance to Maya. "Should I tell you about the time Misato couldn't figure out the Email system, and bought it down trying to get it working?"
Mi: "Not my fault it's not intuitive..." She muttered. "That's more software anyway."
Ri: "Same principle applies."

Stargazing
S: "At least the sky is still the same."
Re: "You should wait until you get out of the atmosphere." She gave a soft smile. "There was absolutely nothing. I was very disappointed." It turned to a soft frown, accompanied by laughter.
Ri: "Space is like that. I'm sure Hikari has the same sentiments."
A: "...that sounds like how you were."
S: "My mental state was in tatters. And that was before Zeruel."
Ri: "...maybe WILLE should've known that. Instead of being blinded by hatred."
Kaj: "At least Kaworu knows how to sooth him. Just be there for him."
Re: "Of course, coming onto him would help."

Shirt
Mi: "...Suzuhara's shirt?"
Shinji sighed. "I hope he's alright. Sakura didn't seem to hate my guts, so maybe he is."
A: "You don't seem to think that."
Kaw: "At least I am able to provide a bit of relief to your pangs."
A: "You better not betray him again!"
Kaw: "One can hope."
Mi: "I can understand you, what you said about not being able to cope with that change."
Kaj: "It doesn't help we're also experiencing the time skip with him."
Kaw: "An interesting method for telling a story. We're right in the thick of it with Shinji."
A: "Even though it leaves me a bit frustrated not knowing what the fuck is going on."
Kaw: "Multiply that feeling sevenfold, and you can see what Shinji is feeling."
She went quiet.

Stair
S: "Maybe he should be careful what he wishes for."
A: "Yeah, I doubt the world is in a presentable state after whatever the hell happened after 14 years."
Ri: "Considering it started with the end of the world."
Ma: "That staircase doesn't seem safe."
Ri: "Do you think that NERV gives a damn about the already lax OHS?"
Ma: "No, probably not." She was flippant.

Revelation
The moon was prominent. Scarred, bleeding.
Mi: "...are those clouds?!"
A: "Why the hell is it spinning so fast?"
Ma: "Maybe it wants to pull a Majora."
S: "The crucifixes don't stay... unless they're like statues."
The camera panned down, as Kaworu explained.
Kaj: "...teeth?"
Kaw: "...Wait a minute, I thought I prevented Third Impact!"
Re: "Near is a bit of a blatant falsehood, in this case."
Ri: "Obviously this won't be the truth you'd want to hear, Shinji."
S: "You don't say." He was flat. "Being told you caused Third Impact."
A: "That makes you 2 for 2, Shinji. When do I get to start an Impact?"
Misato rolled eyes. "Not in this universe, young lady. Go visit another world if you want to start an Impact."
Kaj: "Or better yet, don't start an Impact at all."
Ri: "That would be preferable."
The camera panned up.
Ma: "...I don't know about you, but that structure doesn't seem sound."
A: "It being a stone pyramid balancing on a mile long pole probably has something to do with it."
Mi: "The question we should ask is where the fuck did it come from?"
Ri: "And like everything in this movie, the answer is the same: " She shrugged and made a confused sound.

Infinity
S: "...what the hell are- Are they Evangelion?"
Ma: "...they look petrified."
Kaw: "...a side effect of a failed Instrumentality, in all likelihood. The post Third Impact world of the Laserdiscs was similarly stained."
A: "But it still failed. Wait a minute, how was Instrumentality accomplished anyway? The Laserdiscs required an S2'd Unit-01 and nine of those Godforsaken MP-Evas."
Kaw: "All that needs to happen is the merging of the two fruits, specifically the progenitors of said fruits. Hence why Third Impact of the Laserdiscs was able to occur; merging Lilith and Adam, with Rei as a vessel and my soul tagging along for the ride. Of course, the mechanisms of that world seem almost completely different."
Ri: "...that was the Door of Guf."
A: "It's much less Freudian than I remember."
Kaw: "Indeed. But it would have still resulted in a similar outcome." He frowned. "Even though it shouldn't be possible to open the Doors of Guf without Lilith."
Re: "Considering almost all souls come from Lilith, that makes sense."
S: "...that is definitely what I don't want to hear."
Kaw: "Indeed, but you did ask for the truth."
A: "Not even sugar coating it a bit?"
Kaw: "No point. What's done is done. You can not redo."
S: "...knowing myself, he's gonna try putting things back the way they were."
Kaw: "I would advise against such action. That would make things worse. Unless, of course, you were being manipulated into pursuing that."
Mi: "Knowing Gendo, that's probably true. And we would've played right into his little gambit."
Kaj: "...how did you preempt the title-card like that?"
Kaworu read the English title. "Huh."

SEELE
Re: "So you're still on SEELE's side."
Kaw: "Ostensibly. Can never be too sure what other people are planning."
Kaj: "Trust no one, not even yourself?"
Kaw: "It helps that 'myself' might as well be a different entity at this point. Not that it matters, as the commander is still planning on hijacking their plan."
Mi: "...hang on, that's the Nebuchadnezzar, isn't it?"
Ri: "So they haven't made their play then?"
A: "I thought they've already done so, at least once."
Ri: "You'd think, considering they've had 14 years to do so."
S: "Speaking of that, looks like I'm catching up on 14 years of brooding."
Re: "Considering that Rei isn't the Rei in the Evangelion..."
S: "...He still denies that though."
Re: "Eventually he will have to come to terms with such a reality."

Game of Generals
Ma: "I wonder if Fuyutsuki spent all this time playing Shogi."
S: "Not much else to do I imagine. Unless they both spent 14 years straight scheming."
Kaw: "Fuyutsuki in this film actually appears to be tiring of the Commander's doings. Only doing it for Yui."
Mi: "She was also quite a bit close to him. Not as much as she was with Gendo though."
Re: "Its possible he longed for her still."
He took out an image of her.
Kaj: "It appears so, being able to keep an image of her from Gendo."
Ri: "And after all this time too."
Mi: "You still look cute, Shinji."
Shinji glanced away.
A: "...the other woman there looks sorta like Makinami."
Kaw: "Could be her mother."
Re: "...that's not the origin of my name."
A: "Yeah, it was the other way round in our world."
Kaw: "Yet another small aspect that's different. Though we know the origin of the Ayanami name in that world now."
S: "...do you know where Ayanami comes from, Rei?"
She thought. "...I'm not sure. I don't recall him ever telling me."
A: "...and your mother is still a part of Unit-01. Meaning my mama's in my Unit too."
S: "...at least you still get to pilot it, in that world."
A: "...but do I know she's there?"

The power came back.
Shinji just gave a somewhat annoyed look at his pinprick eyes. "...well great. My mind's been broken. Was wondering when that was gonna happen."
This annoyance turned into growing concern as he witness his mother enter the core.
And turned further into disgust, shared around the room (excluding Maya, who went for a trash can), at the wall decorated with the heads of Rei, as Fuyutsuki further explained what Rei Ayanami is and how they both factored into Gendo's plan.
Rei looked on impassively, having already distanced herself from her nonself. "...well."
Kaworu meanwhile was practically going Super Saiyan, trying to hide rage. Only the soothing of Rei's wisp prevented him from burning a hole through the screen like Zeruel did the Geofront. "I need to find methods of releasing pent up emotion that isn't sex or battle."

Lilith
A: "Who the fuck is... is that Lilith?!"
Ri: "...that proves it then. He already attempted an Instrumentality event."
Kaj: "And failed. Since Lilith died at the end of the Laserdisc movie, coinciding with Instrumentality being cancelled."
Re: "...would I be resident soul in this case? But... the Key still appears unused. So how is it possible? And how does it continue to be possible to perform such a thing?"
Kaw: "A question for the ages, which I doubt will be answered."
S: "...Like most things in this damn movie."
He watched as he continued mentally degenerating.
Ri: "...at least in the Laserdiscs, you were given a longer span of time to descend into complete anguish."
Kaw: "Broken people make better pawns. SEELE knew this. Your father knew this. Both are experts at such abhorrent business."
A: "...I'd say he's even more broken than in the Laserdiscs. Put him in an Eva, and he'll end the world one way or another."
S: "...I really don't doubt it this time. Gods damn it, why the hell does every single one of these world ending plans results in me and or everyone I know and love breaking and dying."
A: "What can we say? God obviously has it out for us." She glared at the screen. "Especially with Anno at the helm."
Re: "Maybe someone else will do a better job at not completely fucking us over."
~

Unit-13
S: "Yep. Completely broken."
Kaw: "At least I'm still present. Maybe I can assemble this seventeen million piece puzzle that is your psyche at this point in time."
Asuka snorted.
S: "I doubt it. Though at least I have someone in that world. Even if I'm completely broken."
Kaworu collared himself.
Mi: "...that would surely ensure your trust to him."
S: "...I wouldn't be at risk of death if I went in an Eva at least. Though... that'll just mean Kaworu will die."
Kaw: "...he was planning it all along, knowing the risks. I would do the same."
Rei gave a knowing glance.
A: "...I honestly doubt you would be able to undo what happened to that world. 'You can not redo', and all that. I'd say its false hope."
S: "...looks like I'm gonna get another unpleasant surprise."
Ri: "...at this rate, you're gonna be completely catatonic by the end of the film."
S: "Considering how I was like at the end of the Laserdiscs. Especially if Kaworu ends up... dead."
Re: "...hopefully that won't pass."

Sortie
Ma: "At least now we can see how effective a dual sync system works."
Ri: "If it uses a similar system to us, it would effectively double, or even square the effectiveness of the Evangelion. Depends on how its implemented."
S: "...13 looks a lot like Unit-01."
A: "I wonder how you even sync with it. Considering your mother's still stuck in Unit-01."
Kaw: "Wasn't the way Makinami was able to sync with your Evangelion suggested the mechanisms of synchronising were different in that world?"
Ri: "And that's also another reason why a dual sync system won't work with traditional Evangelion designs. Unless you get siblings or twins, you would not be able to find pilots that aren't only compatible with the Eva, but compatible with each other."
Mi: "You could implement such a system with the New-Type method, right?"
The subcommander thought. "You could. Fostering a relationship between AI and pilot is somewhat easy." She thought some more and scribbled some notes. Obviously some lightbulbs went off in her head.
Kaj: "Interesting how N- WILLE were able to detect when Unit-13 activated."
Ma: "Same pattern as Angels, remember?"
Mi: "And I'd imagine we'd be in the general vicinity of the Geofront. Knowing me, we're definitely planning on fighting back."
A: "Don't even have to watch to know that'll happen?"
Mi: "Knowing myself."
~

Seal
Unit-13 broke through the seal of Terminal Dogma like it was butter.
S: "Well that was easy."
Mi: "Now we can see the damage."
They saw the damage, and Khorne be praised.
A: "Damn, that's a lot of skulls."
Kaw: "Millions, forgotten."
Re: "...Lilith is not in any good shape as well."
Kaj: "In that she's dead."
Ri: "...so thats why he did a dual plug system. I don't think that's a thing in our world as well."
Ma: "Though its not like we would have to handle two Lances at the same time."
Ri: "Not like there are two Lances. At least proper ones. I doubt we would ever be able to test that out."
Kaw: "...both Lances are the same."
Re: "...what's the significance of such a thing?"
Kaw: "...they suggest Longinus and Cassius are required to undo. Having two Longinus' would..."

Attack
His thinking was interrupted by the explosion.
Mi: "Great, WILLE are trying to stop them."
S: "Who even are the bad guys this time around?"
A: "I'd say NERV, but WILLE aren't much better. Though I can see their thinking."
Kaj: "Who the hell are we supposed to root for then?"
A: "Well, do you want the world to change, or not?"
Kaj: "Is this change a world ending change?"
A: "It already ended once. How much worse can it possibly get?"
Ri: "...what are those drones? You shouldn't be able to project an AT-Field using an autonomous device like that."
Ma: "Yet another difference in mechanics, I suppose."
Kaw: "...I realised something. The I of the other universe. That doesn't bode too well for what will happen if you use them."
S: "...which I might. He's determined. And you don't appear to be stopping me."
Kaworu thought. And sighed. "Yet another failure of communication."
A: "Oh come on! Now I have to deal with a power failure?"
S: "Least you aren't gonna try killing me."
A: "...yeah."

Determination
A: "Well, you're trying now, Kaworu."
Kaw: "But Shinji isn't listening."
S: "Gods damn it, listen to someone!"
He disconnected Kaworu.
Shinji glared. "Great. I'm about to make a massive mistake, aren't I?"
Kaw: "Yes."
Ri: "I can see why you're doing that. After the shit you've been through."
Re: "You're playing right into the hands of your father and SEELE, however."
Kaw: "...no AT-Field? H-How?"
Shinji pulled out the Lances of Longinus.
S: "...you idiot."

12th
A: "Wait, that's an Angel?"
Kaw: "...Adam's vessel, of course! That's what they mean!"
Kaj: "How the hell did they can an Angel?"
Kaworu shrugged. "I don't even know at this point. Events have so throughly gone off the rails and into the Grand Canyon that the only thing that is the same is our names."
A: "Even then."
S: "At least Makinami is taking it all in her stride."
A: "She's practically insane, of course she wouldn't give a few shits about the world ending. Again."
Re: "Not like there's that much left in that world to end anyway."
Ma: "...even your nth clone is going through some deep stuff, Rei."
Re: "She had been constantly told that she isn't herself. She's suffering a major identity crisis."
Kaw: "...I wasn't the first. Who were the Adams then?"
Ri: "'Demoted' to 13th as well?"
Kaw: "I think that's similar to how I was like in the Laserdiscs. There are 14 Angels. I am now the 13th. If we count Lilim as Angels, as the Laserdiscs did, I would continue to be the final messenger."

Shutdown
Kaj: "Looks like SEELE is gonna get exactly what they want. Again."
Mi: "Least there's one world where things didn't go completely to shit."
Fuyutsuki began shutting down SEELE. They looked on as SEELE were explained.
Completely differently from their world.
A: "...so they're literally Gods in that world?"
Kaj: "...I'd liken them more to the monoliths of 2001: A space odyssey. Except more talkative. Especially with how Gendo described them as guiding humanity and civilisation."
S: "So they're literally aliens?"
Kaj: "In that universe." He rubbed his forehead. "That's definitely not what SEELE was in our world. They're just men. Not alien... monolith... things."
Kaw: "Sounds like you're finding that SEELE hard to believe. They were indeed simple flesh and blood, teachings and positions passed down through generations and generations. What once was an Abrahamic sect transformed into a globe spanning, brutally cold secret society."
Kaj: "Coinciding with the Dead Sea Scrolls being found."
Kaw: "Even before. Legends say they were formed around the time of Jesus of Nazareth. Indeed, the name SEELE has only been used since the 18th century. The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls only redoubled their efforts, now with an aim. They wanted to become Gods. Unlike this other SEELE, who already appear to be Gods."
Kaj: "Now if only SEELE were that easy to get rid of."
Kaw: "Obviously they believe Gendo will accomplish the Instrumentality Project in accordance with their vision."
Mi: "They're idiots then. So much for being Gods."

Awakening
Ri: "Though you can see their thinking."
S: "So this is the third time I'm ending the world then." He was flat. Shinji had stopped caring about what happened to this world after he didn't listen to Kaworu, so he was just along for the ride.
A: "Three for three, Shinji."
The Chamber of Guf opened. Again.
Kaw: "...the Black Moon is ascending."
Re: "This was similar to the Laserdiscs."
Kaw: "The order was different. The order of operations was taught to me. Moon, Lilith, Wings, Guf. Instrumentality."
S: "...at least I'm realising my mistake. Though it's quite a bit late at this point."
Mi: "Shame he had to find out just as he started Fourth Impact."

Will
The collar went weird. Shinji sighed in resignation. Kaworu thought.
A: "You guys are definitely trying your best to stop it."
Mi: "Ending the end of the world before the world ends is always preferable."
They were immediately attacked.
Ri: "We aren't doing a good job at it."
Mi: "We're trying at least."
Kaw: "...so it was at least partially from an Angel. Or Evangelion."
Re: "Don't know at this point?"
Kaw: "Not a clue."
A: "Quite an apt summary from Ms Crazy." She snarked. "That's more than a simple mess."
Kaj: "...so who do we root for?"
S: "...WILLE I guess? Since they're trying to stop the end of the world."
A: "Not like you did much anyway. You just started it."

777
A: "...holy shit, I'm going beast as well!"
S: "Your eyepatch is glowing."
Ri: "...and now Unit-02 is becoming a cat."
A: "I probably learnt that from Mari. Considering she knew how to do it, in my own Unit."
Mi: "If it was possible and you had to do it to win though."
A: "I might. At least now I know you can reverse beast mode, in that universe."
Ri: "Not that it matters in our universe. Releasing the limiters via software is impossible."
Ma: "You could modify the software, I suppose."
Ritsuko laughed. "We could. If we didn't care about the wellbeing of the pilots."
Re: "...it's about time she finally developed some autonomy."
Asuka looked on as her counterpart was forced to do something she would never be able to do. "...mama." She was subdued.

Regret
S: "...damn it."
Kaw: "You couldn't know, Shinji. That is why I took the collar in the first place. It wasn't your fault."
S: "...you'll still die though. At my actions..."
Kaw: "...out of all the people. And... if it helped."
Re: "...you shouldn't have that attitude, Kaworu. That was what I thought."
Kaw: "...you and I are alike in many ways, Rei. Its one of the reasons why I love you."
Re: "...still though..."
Kaworu could feel her apprehension. "...it is inevitable. Will you be able to watch, Rei? I know seeing me die affected you last time."
Re: "...I-"
The entry plug was painted with Kaworu, her answer dying unspoken as she witnessed it. Far too unprepared.
Shocked silence. Maya quickly ran for a trash can.
Kaworu immediately wrapped her up, feeling her welling emotion at the complete and utter violence of his own demise.
Rei kept silent. She did not want to cry.

Catatonia
Mi: "...so we were all played by Gendo."
Kaj: "...this was a part of his plan."
S: "...and I'm just left there. i suppose he doesn't even care anymore."
Ri: "...if your mind is still there. you seem to be in a state similar to Asuka after all that occurred in the Laserdiscs."
Asuka wrapped Shinji up, herself still frazzled. "...her attitude isn't helping matters too."
S: "...i'm completely broken... again."
They walked away. The credits played.
~

Silence reigned.

Rei trembled in Kaworu's arms. She remained silent, but Kaworu could hear her loud and clear.

'home'

He got up, Rei under arm, subdued. "We'll be taking our leave. Call us if we're needed tomorrow."

They walked away.

Maya was still ill, and she was on the verge of tears as well. "i'm... i'll be in the bathroom."

She paced away.

"...i can't believe it. Shinji got even more shafted this time around." Asuka murmured, shocked herself.

Shinji himself had been latched onto her. Quiet. As Rei was. Maybe he had the same intention of waiting until they were in a safe place.

"...Hideki Anno, you son of a bitch." Misato muttered. "i can't believe there's another of our universes where things got even more fucked. the Laserdiscs were bad enough."

"...how the fuck are they even gonna resolve all this? there has to be another one of these movies, and even then, they're gonna be hard pressed trying to explain and resolve literally everything about this movie."

Ritsuko's eyes widened, as she realised something important about the triad of discs that was obtained.

Specifically, the whole missing disc. "...Asuka." She had to think carefully, because she could tell Asuka was currently on the edge. Whether it be of an emotional breakdown or a psychotic breakdown was hard to tell. "...Only three discs came through the breach.

There is no fourth movie."

The words echoed and bounced through Asuka's mind. It took her a minute to process what was said, as she had entered into a state of Guru Meditation, as Ritsuko would describe.

And it was indeed the only way she would be able to describe what Asuka did next. Somehow, she converted all of her sorrow into fury, and thrusted the several ton TV off the rebar reinforced concrete block it was resting upon, landing glass first in a flurry of sparks and fire as the capacitors burst for the last time. There was a glaringly obvious crater in the tiled floor of her lab. "You can take that out of my pay-packet."

She walked away, dragging Shinji with her.

Leaving the two commanders, Oversight 16, a smouldering wreck of a television, and several unanswered questions.

"...what the fuck was that?!"

"Unfiltered trauma." Misato deadpanned. "God, I need some alcohol. And comfort. Actually both. Both is good."

They walked away.

Leaving the subcommander, the smouldering wreck of the television, and several unanswered questions.

She slumped down into the chair, reaching for her smokes and muttering to herself as she looked through her notes. "Fuck sake. I hope Aida's discs are not as traumatising to them." She took a well deserved drag. "Man I hope Maya's alright... Oh shit, Maya!"

She ran away, the cigarette left slowly burning in the ash tray.
~
Both Kyoko and Sayaka were bawling their eyes out, Kensuke busy holding and comforting the both of them. Emotions had been steadily increasing ever since episode 3. Both puella noticed the characters looked familiar to students at their previous school, specifically old friends.

Which definitely didn't help matters.

Of course, them just witnessing their own deaths would definitely not help matters either.

"...man, fuck this show."
~

The train was quiet and slow, the light of the setting sun illuminating the carriage.

Rei had been resting on Kaworu's shoulder, ever since they sat down. Eyes closed. Concentrating on his presence, internal and external.

She had maintained physical contact with him since they left.

What she saw had shaken her to the bone. Not even his demise in the Laserdiscs was that violent.

But for now, she could hold.

Kaworu was similarly shaken. Though similarly to his situation with the Laserdiscs, it was less his demise that shook him. Sure, it was far too bloody, but he knew death was not the end.

No, once again it was Rei's reaction, a justified reaction. She had not spoken since what happened. But the good thing about their situation, is they didn't need to speak to communicate with one another. Emotions, feelings, they have even moved on to words, however stilted and singular and not words they were.

'Rei.'

His wisp was currently her anchor. 'kaworu.'

Empathy, sorrow, melancholy, comfort, pain. Those were few of many intense emotions shared between the two.

'i. sorry.'

'Its ok.' He held her closer. She burrowed further into him.

The train slowed, and stopped at their station.

"Lets get going, Rei."

She nodded, latching onto his arm as they walked through the twilight.
~

The train was quiet and slow, the light of the setting sun illuminating the carriage.

Asuka was looking out the window. "...i hope i wasn't too aggressive with you, Shinji..."

A soft chuckle. "Nothing I can't handle, Asuka. At this point my pelvis might as well be made of titanium."

A few chuckles escaped Asuka. "...still." A sigh. "I'm surprised you're feeling alright already."

He shrugged. "Honestly, your reaction to it all helped me cheer up a little. And... its helped me forget today."

She bashfully rubbed the back of her head. "I should probably find more productive ways to release my stress that isn't sex or bathing in my enemy's blood."

Shinji thought. "Music could work. Aggressive violin-ing."

"...What would I even play that could be classified as aggressive? The violin isn't exactly an instrument known for that."

"An instrument can be whatever you use it for. It's like a voice; softly spoken at one point, and shouting angrily the next."

Asuka thought. "Maybe we could play the music from the universes we just saw."

"...that might work. I thought the music that played during the Laserdisc Instrumentality was quite nice."

"Despite it playing during the end of the world."

He shrugged, and spoke in deadpan, "At this point, end of the world events are as common as a Tuesday."

That got more laughs out. "Alrighty then. Since we're probably not gonna be heading to NERV tomorrow, we play until we pass out."

"Sounds like a plan, Asuka."

The train slowed, and stopped at their station.

They spent the rest of the short walk home formulating their music.
~

Rei was cradled. As soon as the door to their home was closed, the walls of Jericho came tumbling down, along with her legs.

Kaworu simply held her. Comforting.

As he had done so prior. As she had done so prior.

The tears eventually dried up though, whether through her emotions draining or her tear ducts draining. And she was eventually calm.

"...why you, Kaworu." She eventually begged. "why do you have to be the one who dies."

"...it was always my destiny, you realise. as was all Angels." He eventually began, after a pregnant pause. "A tool, to be used by the powers that be. We are extraordinarily lucky, Rei. We broke free of our masters. Unfortunately, that is not the same in all universes. As is many things."

"...it's still confronting."

"...indeed it would be. but you and I know that these aren't our worlds. Honestly, I should've given you more warning."

"...it's okay, my fish." His warmth was nice. "i wasn't able to steel myself, like in the Laserdiscs."

"...you had a good few minutes of warning with the Laserdiscs. I thought it would've taken longer as well."

Silence reigned.

"...i want a universe where we aren't fucked over." She murmured.

"...we're living in it."

All was quiet, broken only by the sounds of Asuka and Shinji performing a musical piece together.

"...surely they aren't playing what I think they're playing."

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dowwwwww

"...they are." She deadpanned.
~

Misato and Kaji were back in their private spot. The safelight illuminated them.

"...do you really have to go to California tomorrow?" She meekly begged. "You know how I'm like when you're not around..."

He parted her hair, getting a good look at her face. "I'm not going to walk into my grave like I did in the Laserdiscs. This is merely a friendly coffee and chat with a confidant of mine."

"With blackmail."

"Blackmail is such a pejorative term, Misato. I prefer the term 'leverage'."

Rolled eyes were the response to that explanation. "Wouldn't he have images of her anyway?"

"Not these images. Plus, he's desperate for anything related to her either way." He was crestfallen. "It's actually kinda sad. Losing a wife, then a daughter. He would spend all his billions just to get either of them back."

"...but he can't. Not even we can. The Dirac Sea is infinite, it's impossible to recover anything from it."

"...all he has left, therefore, is a hope for vengeance. Against SEELE. Hence why he's so willing to help you."

She thought. "...say we finally get rid of SEELE once and for all. what will he do then?"

Kaji was silent. Thinking grimly. "...he would join his daughter."
~

Rust red water lapped the coast.

A young girl, deathly white in tone but brown in hair, was kneeling at the edge. According to her benefactors, that dot in the sky was once her home. In a previous life.

Of course, as she couldn't remember this previous life, whether it was true or not was up for speculation.

One of the mementos from this past life, recovered alongside her, were a pair of glasses. She didn't require them, but they served to remind of her eventual mission.

Framed by the moons was the pale blue dot, shining brightly in the sky, a different sky than what once was. Once their domain, they had been driven away after a series of unfortunate events. The original scenario had failed, the Dead Sea Scrolls having been proven wrong. It was obvious to the high council that they should not have placed their trust in the Chairman.

But, the best laid schemes of mice and men oft go awry, even with divine providence. And all best laid schemes have several contingencies. The failure of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and collapse of earthbound operations, was but one of the possibilities accounted for.

There were few left on this dusty world now. 4000 score had fuelled an Impact. Their souls would now rest in the house of the Lord, an Instrumentality of one billionth scale.

One she will join once her task was done.

One all will join.

All will fall into place.

Thus the Scrolls of Abraham had foretold.
~
Come back in two years for a proper conclusion to the Blu-Ray Chronicles :V

Meanwhile, lets see what we have:
Unit-01's sync test went just as well as I expected. I.e., not good. Hopefully they'll be able to put aside their differences. Especially since it seems like SEELE are up to something. And they would've gotten away with it if not for those pesky kids!

Evidently, the pilots needs something other than sex, battle or battle sex to relieve their stresses. Might be wise for them to pick up some martial arts classes, cause it seems there's been a bit of a lull in fighting lately. Of course, we know SEELE seemed to have finally gotten the memo and stopped sending those useless (alright, not that useless, but you wouldn't want to go up against one alone) MP-Eva. Though it looks like they're gonna send something else.

Maybe NERV can put their limited clairvoyance to use.

Christmas is coming, and what a great gift than absolute trauma? Cause that's what Santa gave Kensuke, Sayaka and Kyoko! :V And that's what I'll give to you! After at least a week's hiatus. And based on public opinion :V

Thanks once again to everyone that inspired ideas and everyone for the support of this little omake I've been whipping up! It means a lot to me to see how much people enjoy this :) And I have at least one other series I'd like the crew to watch. I'm sure you could guess :V

Stay tuned for the next instalment of the (I'm starting to run out of formats) DVD Chronicles: Quod Puella magica de Evangelii! (or, QPE for short) ('The good news about a magical girl', forgive the Canis Latinicus :V)

EDIT 250921: Good news, after all this time we 3.0+1.0 finally came out! You can find it here, if you wanna skip 3 years and like one million words of Chronicles :p
 
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DVD Chronicles: Quod Puella magica de Evangelii!
With the faithful assistance of wiktionary, I believe a more proper Latin title would be Evangelium Puellae MagarumMagae, since you probably want evangelium to be in the nominative case, you almost certainly want puella maga to be in the genitive case, and I have no idea what that quod and de are doing in there :)

(I like Latin titles that make an effort much, much better than ones that don't :) )

EDIT: And I Muphry's Law'd myself. Correction applied and mistake retained for the record.
 
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"...You do realise that this film will most likely be the complete opposite of a pick me up?"

"Honestly, how much worse can you get than the end of the world? Just about anything would be an improvement."

"You think?"

ha. hahaha. hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Kaw: "...both Lances are the same."
Re: "...what's the significance of such a thing?"
Kaw: "...they suggest Longinus and Cassius are required to undo. Having two Longinus' would..."

Nice how Kaworu immediately does the exact same thing as his movie counterpart. Is this the Progenitor version of nerd-sniping? Were there tests at FAR school about Lance types, Seed types, and various combinations? :V

Rust red water lapped the coast.

A young girl, deathly white in tone but brown in hair, was kneeling at the edge. According to her benefactors, that dot in the sky was once her home. In a previous life.

Of course, as she couldn't remember this previous life, whether it was true or not was up for speculation.

One of the mementos from this past life, recovered alongside her, were a pair of glasses. She didn't require them, but they served to remind of her eventual mission.

Framed by the moons was the pale blue dot, shining brightly in the sky, a different sky than what once was. Once their domain, they had been driven away after a series of unfortunate events. The original scenario had failed, the Dead Sea Scrolls having been proven wrong. It was obvious to the high council that they should not have placed their trust in the Chairman.

But, the best laid schemes of mice and men oft go awry, even with divine providence. And all best laid schemes have several contingencies. The failure of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and collapse of earthbound operations, was but one of the possibilities accounted for.

There were few left on this dusty world now. 4000 score had fuelled an Impact. Their souls would now rest in the house of the Lord, an Instrumentality of one billionth scale.

One she will join once her task was done.

One all will join.

All will fall into place.

Thus the Scrolls of Abraham had foretold.

...SEELE stole and brainwashed Mari? Poor Mari.

I'm starting to think the Laserdisc Chronicles and its various spinoffs need a TV Tropes page.

I agree.
 
Well, before I get distracted by the latest Laserdisc Follies, I'd better get these out of the way:

Shinji: "Misato-san, play my ass-kicking music!"
Iron Eagle intensifies....
I think they also gave a guy one for shooting his own testes off.
I'm pretty sure they gave one to the guy who rendered himself sterile by carrying around a lump of radioactive material in his front pocket....
(side note: I only lived ~5 miles away from where he did at the time. Never met him. Probably a good thing....)
They were escalators, so it just kept going and going and going.
 
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