So. . . If that Kaworu looks anything even close to canon Kaworu, how much are Shinji and Asuka going to freak when they see him? And then moreso when/if they find Kaworu is a angel-hybrid (Or angel? I'm not 100% clear on what Kaworu is here).
Keep in mind, in the scene referenced CC!Kaworu was being depicted as a muscle-bound Adonis, because CC!Kaworu can reshape his body however he likes. Canon!Kaworu is an improbably skinny fourteen-year-old in a badly-fitting student uniform. The only real similarity is the coloring and the name, like someone heard about NERV from rumors and tried to write a show off it.

...Basically, "Children's Crusade" is to "Evangelion" as "Wormhole X-treme" is to "Stargate: SG1".
 
Ok, it's 0500, I'm so tired I'm dizzy, and this hasn't been beta'd. OTOH, made it.
And I appreciate you posting it early.

Misato was finally snapped out of her bewildered staring by Asuka's voice. "That looked awesome! I can't wait to see it! And that female lead was great!"

"I don't know... it's supposed to be a giant robot show, but it spent more time showing a bunch of teenagers doing stupid shit with their shirts off. Takes itself way too seriously," Shinji replied. He cocked his head. "That redhead reminds me of you."
An a pitch for the campaign, this chapter was top-notch.

Asuka arched her back in a stretch. "Mmmm, that was nice to watch, though. Now keep massaging, cabana boy. And then you've got my dinner to make."

"Yes, mistress..." Shinji sighed, and bent his head to concentrate on her feet.
Cabana boy? Mistress? You are not making it subtle Asuka.

t's like someone heard about NERV, took a lot of drugs, and then tried to make it a comedy-drama-angst-romance with an ensemble cast of traumatized lunatics. It's a cheesy giant robot show, but a lot of fun. Everyone in it is pretty hot, too. Especially that Akram guy. Yow."
I reiterate: Every new thing I hear about Children's Crusade makes me want to read it even more.
 
Everything I hear about Children's Crusade is making me want to play Adeptus Evangelion even more. I've wanted to play ever since I heard of it-- I even have a character idea-- but nobody in my gaming group wants to run it.
 
Sorry to continue the tangent about Stryp's AdEva campaign, but how do these games get started? And where can I go to apply?
 
Sorry to continue the tangent about Stryp's AdEva campaign, but how do these games get started? And where can I go to apply?

Usually the GM will post somewhere that they are starting a game and are looking for X amount of players, at Y time. The Adeptus Evangelion irc channel is a good place to start, but there are always more players than there are GM's willing to run. You may have some luck here on SV, either as a PbP or on IRC. Honestly your best bet for getting in a game would be to start one yourself. As a note the next version of the AdEva beta is going to do some major changes as well, so you may want to wait for that to release before starting a game if you intend to do that.
 
Usually the GM will post somewhere that they are starting a game and are looking for X amount of players, at Y time. The Adeptus Evangelion irc channel is a good place to start, but there are always more players than there are GM's willing to run. You may have some luck here on SV, either as a PbP or on IRC. Honestly your best bet for getting in a game would be to start one yourself. As a note the next version of the AdEva beta is going to do some major changes as well, so you may want to wait for that to release before starting a game if you intend to do that.
I've never played any sort of pen-and-paper/text-based RPG, so GMing would be a very bad idea for me. Is there a thread anywhere for announcing IRC games of any kind, be they AdEva or otherwise?
 
I've never played any sort of pen-and-paper/text-based RPG, so GMing would be a very bad idea for me. Is there a thread anywhere for announcing IRC games of any kind, be they AdEva or otherwise?

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/player-recruitment-thread.278/ this is the player recruitment thread for the RPing section of SV, you might be able to find a AdEva game on there, or join one one of the other RPGs that's on there.

irc://irc.rizon.net/AdeptusEvangelion would be the best place to look for a game, though I will warn you that there are far more players than GMs, so do not be surprised if there are no open games at the moment, and you may well be waiting awhile for a game to open up. You could also try asking around here on SV if anyone is interested in running AdEva, though usually if someone is they'll announce that they are looking for players.
 
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No thread, at least not on SV, I don't think there's enough of a AdEva population for it here. irc://irc.rizon.net/AdeptusEvangelion would be the best place to look for a game, though I will warn you that there are far more players than GMs, so do not be surprised if there are no open games at the moment, and you may well be waiting awhile for a game to open up. You could also try asking around here on SV if anyone is interested in running AdEva, though usually if someone is they'll announce that they are looking for players.
Honestly, I couldn't care less if it's AdEva or not. Pathfinder, DnD, Nobilis, Exalted, whatever.
 
Sorry to continue the tangent about Stryp's AdEva campaign, but how do these games get started? And where can I go to apply?
I lucked into this campaign because Arkalest knows I am a big Evangelion fan, and let me join even though the campaign was already severely oversized at seven players. The system is really not setup to handle that many players, but Arkalest is somehow making it work, and we have the best dedication to keeping in character and out of character knowledge separate that I've ever seen in an RP group. Also, this number of serious players is making the inter-character action even more entertaining than usual. We do as much damage to ourselves as the GM does.

Anyhow, the last scene took as long as it did because I had to chisel the trailer out of nothing. The next scene is one I've had in mind for some time so it should go much quicker. So, next update much sooner.
 
Who said she was trying to be subtle?
Subtlety would be counterproductive.
Yeah, Asuka is likely going for Shock & Awe, totally desensitize Misato so when the lovebirds drop the N2 bomb that is the fact that they've been sleeping together for months, Misato'll just go "Meh" and take another pull of her beer.
I see. Clever, clever Asuka. You're Kyoko's daughter alright.
 
She warily slid her keycard through the slot, and let her door his open.
hiss
Clean up after me, cook what I want to order, and..." she waved at the young man currently working on her toes. "Massages on demand."
Comma; the sentence is still running.
I save him from penguinly domination!"
saved
Asuka watched him go with a possessive smile.
And I bet she didn't play it.

As Lilith already said, very Wormhole X-Treme-ey. I like it.:D
 
Giant clunky cell phones. Sega Genesis. Laserdiscs. SDAT players. It may be 2015, but technology kind of stalled in the wake of the Second Impact...

Well, all the brainpower probably went to the giant mechas.

But this is very, very common in anime, and SF in general. Consumer electronics moves so fast that anything you come up with, no matter how advanced or just plain wacky, is going to seem ludicrous in a few years. I remember watching Alien, and being agog at the green-on-black cathode ray tube that's displaying

FTL OK
ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY OK

Or Robocop, with its cyborgs, orbital laser satellites, and non-flatscreen TVs. Or Bubblegum Crisis, where despite it being the 2040s the phones have cords.
 
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Well, all the brainpower probably went to the giant mechas.

But this is very, very common in anime, and SF in general. Consumer electronics moves so fast that no matter what you come up with, no matter how advanced or just plain wacky, is going to seem ludicrous in a few years. I remember watching Alien, and being agog at the green-on-black cathode ray tube that's displaying

FTL OK
ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY OK

Or Robocop, with its cyborgs, orbital laser satellites, and non-flatscreen TVs. Or Bubblegum Crisis, where despite it being the 2040s the phones have cords.

Mankind has a great tendency to predict the future... and get it exactly wrong.
 
That's because SF can't predict the future, nothing can. All it can do is be about the present, or at absolute best about the past.
Not necessarily. I remember at one comic-con I attended a University professor put on a panel discussing the effects of Sci-fiction on influencing the directions people take technology. It was kind of a, "What comes first the chicken or the egg?" discussion. What came first, Kirk's communicator or the cell phone?
 
That's because SF can't predict the future, nothing can. All it can do is be about the present, or at absolute best about the past. I have to tell people this all the time -- it's just entertainment.

Not entirely true - HG Wells predicted the Nuclear weapon and tanks, and a couple of sci-fi authors predicted the internet or at least elements of it. Nothing can predict the future with perfect accuracy, and most things with no accuracy - but occasionally you an make educated guesses that end up sorta right.

The pit-fall is thinking that entertainment is INTENTIONALLY predicting the future.
 
Bloody hell, my alerts thing didn't tell me about this update. At least now I know it's not just Gryphon's story pulling that trick on me.
 
I'm just a player in this one. Our GM is the redoubtable @Arkalest, who has helped us match and even surpass canon levels of angst, drama, conspiracy, and much more. We've also managed to a ton of comedy, romance, and other madness on Arkalest's Wild Ride.
That would explain why the PbP game he was GMing really went down the drain at that point. Not that I blame him, it was kind of dying anyways, and twenty+ players in a character driven RP was just way too much.
...Basically, "Children's Crusade" is to "Evangelion" as "Wormhole X-treme" is to "Stargate: SG1".
Does it have fuzzy not!Ewoks?
 
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