Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Luck?
Luck?



The Hero


Let's start with the idea of signalling. You cannot know everything about everyone. So, you have to make judgments and put people into categories. You judge who they are and what they do by what you see. A suit? The man in question is a businessman. Hard hat and high visibility vest? Construction worker. Kid with ratty clothes and distrust of Police? Thief.

Everyone "knows" that kids in poor neighbourhoods only have poor-quality stuff, that's all they can afford. If they have something good or expensive, then it is the proceeds of crime. There is no possibility that they worked hard, made sacrifices, saved up and bought it. Better arrest, hassle, and generally make their life hell for being a thief. Except now, the signalling had changed, at least in part.

Most Cops had discussions around the water cooler about Poorer kids getting Star Wars toys for Christmas. The consensus was If the Kid had an expensive Star Wars thing, then most likely Radar had taken a chance on the Kid, and as long as the Kid was not causing trouble, the Kid was to be left alone. If the Kid had an expensive toy that was not from Lucasfilm, well, then it was business as usual for the little thief.

The slight change in attitude and looking for Star Wars merchandise had further effects. A ratty kid standing outside a store looking nervous? Probably a thief casing the place. Chase him off. Whatever he says is lies. He is either a criminal or will be soon, your gut says so. There is no way he was trying to get the courage to get a job there. Chase him off if you see him around again. Darn Lowlifes were sponging off good, honest Americans. There are jobs out there. Why doesn't he go and get an honest one?

A ratty kid Standing outside a store in a Luke Skywalker shirt looking nervous? Probably the best shirt the Kid owns. Go over and see why he is nervous—asking for a job? Give the Kid a pep talk and talk to the manager to see if any positions are available. Vouch for the Kid too. You got a Good Feeling about this one. Keep an eye out for him as he comes and goes from his new job and make sure no Lowlifes are ruining what could be the Kid's one chance out of poverty. Kid deserves to follow the American dream as best he can; besides, he has a good taste in movies.

Why might the Kid decide the shirt is Lucky? The Cop listened to him and helped him. That never happens to Poor kids. So he must have picked up something lucky like a four leaf clover. But the only thing new was the shirt. The shirt is worn by a kid with more confidence, one that dares to smile at cops on the way to his new job and the cops nod back and don't bother him. It's like he is living in an alternat universe while wearing his lucky shirt.

As far as the officer is concerned, nothing has changed. Just as he has in the past, the officer has gone with his gut and, from his point of view, once again been proven right. On past occasions, the ratty-looking kids he had figured where pretending to look for a job had been caught stealing from the shops later. The one in the Lucasfilm Shirt he had a good feeling about? He has gone on to be a good worker and even give him a grin when he the kid running errands and doing deliveries. Cheeky brat but proves the officer was right about him and so was Radar. The kids with Lucasfilm toys and shirt are probably alright so he don't have to look too hard into what hey are doing. Better spend his time ensuring the real lowlifes, the ones stealing stuff like that Disney shirt, are not causing trouble.



The Villain.

Consider the power of stories whispered amongst kids. With a few Police on their side, stories about Police Helping against the Rich, Particularly if you had your Lucky Star Wars toy, went from unbelievable to possible but unlikely and all the more treasured because of it.

A rich white woman from an expensive Church had taken and broken a kid's Darth Vader toy while yelling that the Kid would go to hell for stealing, or so the story went. A cop had seen it, and rather than taking her side like they always did, the Cop stood up for the Kid and even arrested her when she spat on him.

When the Lady went to Court, she brought her rich friends and an expensive lawyer to get her out of trouble. The Cop Brought a Clever Lawyer who had been to Vietnam and made the Rich Lady and the Expensive Lawyer look stupid. The Cop's lawyer told the Judge that the Goose had been giving out Star Wars toys like the one the Lady had wrecked, so if she was smart and charitable, she should have known about it and left the Kid alone. When the Expensive Lawyer tried to make the Lady look like she was still justified because the Kid was poor and living on handouts, the Cops Lawyer proved that the Kid had saved up to buy the Darth Vader toy with his own money and had been doing jobs to afford it. The Judge made the Lady replace the toy and ensured her church knew about the whole thing. The Pastor came down and gave the Kid more toys and apologized to the kid fr having a rotten lady in his congregation. The Lady had been kicked out of the church and lost all her friends.

A kid who just had a cop vouch for him, who had just got a job and their first paycheck safely home who then heard such a story might wonder if all the Star Wars stuff was lucky.



The Smuggler

There is no such thing as luck. His number had come up and off he went to do his duty. When he came back America had seemed to be trying hard to forget him. While he won't forget his oaths entirely, he might decide that some Americans are less deserving of certain things than others, especially if they spit on a serviceman's efforts to keep them safe and free from the Godless Communists. So it would be easy to see how Violence might attract a man. Well, it was that or crawl into a bottle and end up on the street.

But just because you were on the outs didn't mean you ignored what was happening or that some tried. Radar going to bat for veterans like yourself again and again was noticed and appreciated. It helped to know that someone was trying. Not enough to change your lifestyle, but maybe just change your perceptions a little. You might find yourself thinking when you get the order to make an example of a series of shops not paying protection money, you might decide to burn down the one without the Star Wars Poster in the window. Its not favouritism, its basic sense. Star Wars stuff is valuable and if you want a cut of those sales, they need stock to sell. You kill off the sickest to motivate the rest, not the best performers. Everyone knows that Radars latest movie is making Bank moving toys.

There was that story of the Wiseguy who indirectly messed with Radar, who burnt down the movie theatre just before it started showing Star Wars because the owner was a little late with the protection money. Sure, the owner swore that he would make good as soon as he started showing Star Wars but the Wiseguy who was collecting didn't want to wait. Well, seeing how the owner had pointedly sent a letter to the boss showing him how much money he could have made since the other theatres were doing it good and letting him know that he wasn't rebuilding and leaving for good well that particular Wiseguy might be wearing some Star Wars themed Cement Shoes soon. Almost as if messing with Star Wars was unlucky or something

When you move Drugs and other things across state lines, you follow the same logic. No superstition involved here. Star Wars toys are the most valuable intact. Damaging the packaging of plastic toys to hide a brick of Cocaine is a bad idea. Much easier to put it in a plush Mickey Mouse, where a little stitching after will make the Mouse as good as new. Besides, Star Wars stuff catches attention and never fails to get a comment from whoever is doing the checking even if it is innocent. Worse is when kids who don't understand how dangerous it is for them to show the wrong sort of interest go poking in the wrong place or worse find something. It's better for the kids not to be tempted in the first place so he hides it all in the Disney Stuff. Nobody liked the Disney stuff since Walt died, right? Besides, it felt Wrong to use Radar's latest movie to do something illicit.

Of course, with Radars latest charity work over Christmas there was now another big problem if somebody found drugs in the Star Wars toys. The headlines practically wrote themselves. Drugs found in a stolen shipment of Lucasfilm Charity Toys. Criminals Steal from Orphans and Poor. Children's toys Poisoned with Illicit Drugs. It's just the kind of thing to Encourage juries to push for quick Guilty Verdicts and the Harshest punishments possible.

Joe down at the bar had a tale to tell, about the driver who swore that a Cop who served with him in Vietnam had pulled them over. The cop had seen how all the stuff was in the Disney or Universal toys and none of it in the Lucasfilm stuff and the driver had gotten a nod from the cop. While the driver still got arrested somehow the evidence ended up unusable, so the driver got off with a slap on the wrist. Lucky or not Radar's stuff would not have Drugs in it and if there was a Han Solo figure on the truck dashboard who was going to comment.



The Princess

An had decided she liked America. She wasn't old enough to remember Vietnam from before the war. After the Communists came it was hard, and she was always hungry. That's why Ba worked so hard to get them out of Vietnam. Things were very bad, and there was going to be a scary boat ride that cost a lot of gold before Mister Bruce gave a lot of his Money and made the other Americans take them on a nice plane. An wasn't sure about Mr Bruce. She had seen him in movies and on tv. He looked nicer when he was pretending to be Mr Radar than when he was pretending to be Mr Han in the new movie. An preferredd his wife, Mrs Carrie, who looked pretty in the movie. An wanted to be pretty like her when she grew up. An even had a Princess Leia Doll that she carried with her everywhere, even when Ba Took her out with him while he ran the food cart. They hadn't had a food cart in Vietnam just a small stall but Mr Bruce had arranged for Ba to have a small amount of Money to start a Business when they had got to America and Ba had made the most of it.

Some funny things happened here in America. Things that made her Ba make weird faces and An giggle when she wasn't supposed to. There was an important policeman with blue eyes and blond hair who kept adding too many G when he said the word Negro. An didn't Speak English that well yet, but she found it funny that the policeman always got the word wrong. An didn't see what the problem was with the people with the really dark skin and the really white teeth but the policeman didn't seem to like them much.

The policeman had come to the food cart not long after Ba had Started selling things, before business was good. When Ba had went to bribe him like you did with all the Police back in Vietnam the policeman acted insulted and Gave Ba back twice as much Money. The policeman said that Ba didn't need to Do that because Mr Bruce had arranged for them to come to America and he knew that Ba would work hard and bring up good Americans unlike some People. An didn't Know who the "some people" were but said she would work hard and the important policeman looked happy.

The important policeman said that he had to make sure people knew that Ba was here honestly so when Ba kept having trouble with English trying to explain it to customers the policeman put a big sticker that said Lucasfilm on their cart. He also carved a number for a telephone at the back of the cart where only Ba could see and told Ba a name to ask for if anyone gave Ba any trouble. So far Ba had only called the number twice. Once to get help with some permits and once to arrange for An to go to school. The important Policeman had also said that he would help Ba join a Veterans Association. Apparently Ba and the Policeman had fought in Vietnam together.

An liked the Lucasfilm Sticker as it seemed to make lots of people come to their cart and buy food. One of the funniest was a Silly Lady who kept muttering about "those gossiping shrews from church who turned their back on a good friend who made an honest mistake." She had seemed mean until the Important Policeman came and explained to her that Mr Bruce had arranged for An and Ba to be in America. She looked thoughtful for a bit and then had apologised to Ba. She still said silly things that An had to be careful not to laugh at but she was a lot nicer.

When the Silly Lady had gone The Important policeman had also said he had a daughter her age called Anne who also had a Princess doll. The important policeman was going to bring Anne and they could play together while Ba ran the food cart. The Important Policeman said that it would prove to anyone that Mr Bruce's judgment was right and that Ba made the best Banh Mi. An didn't understand what the big deal was. She could have told anyone that Ba made the best Banh Mi.

The only thing she really didn't like was those three Man that seemed to start watching the cart and went missing when the Important Policeman came by. But it was only three people out of thousands and she had received more and worse looks back in Vietnam. An felt she had been very lucky since she got her Princess Leia doll and came to America.



The Old Man

Some people come back from wars Wrong. Some parts of them still fighting battles in their head years and decades after the guns fell silent, still taking to squad mantes who had marched on. Drink and Drugs had helped quieten the voices but sometimes you had to yell at the Ghosts or punch them to get them to leave you alone for a bit. Holding a job was hard with a head like that, even if your body didn't have holes in it. Nobody wanted a yelling madman for a neighbour, and places evicted you as fast as you found them. An alley was about the best you could hope for.

He took another Swig from his bottle

Radar, his old Squamate had tried to help, running Charities and shaming the politicians to do their jobs. He remembered Radar… sometimes. It got all mixed up in his head. Radar wasn't always around ,busy going on classified missions and going into space to fight the Communist Darth Vader. That was why Radar was pretending to be Bruce these days. Too many Classified missions and too many secrets. But Radar never forgot where he was from. Yes they lost the war to the communist menace when they should have won it but that was not Radars fault. He had tried harder than anyone. Did you think it was easy to be a part of the dog team when your dog was taller than you, walked on two legs, and you had only met it the day before. At least the dog was a good shot with that lazer crossbow of his. Where you there? No? So you should be Quiet and just be happy Radar did his bit for the country.

Another Swig from his Bottle

America had failed in Vietnam. No question there. The communist banner flies above Saigon, not Ho Chi Min, not whatever those Commie monsters said. Still Radar had made lots of Money in Hollywood making movies about some of his Missons and then using the Money to restore Americas Honor. Sure they didn't stop the communists taking Vietnam but they could take the people from the communist and Radar had done that. Radar had put his Money on the table and made the Politicians do the same. And then he had gotten the Former Vietnamese businesses and started tuning them into proper Americans. Proper Americans who should be safe in America. He was watching a Street seller with a Cute little daughter now and the three Guys watching her.

Another swig from the bottle Getting empty now

The Captain had tried his best. He was busy being a Policeman these days with his fancy braid and his own cute Daughter. But the Captain didn't understand. He didn't see how three of Jones's Goons looked at little An, didn't hear how they whispered that they would do things to her, things that he had killed people for, some of them on the American side for, back in Vietnam. The Captain didn't see how Charlie Jones ignored Radars saying that these Vietnamese were now Americans. But Jones never would understand. Charlie Jones only understood Money. Charlie Jones had that Guy with the fake British Accent, that Bookie with the pinched Face Rig a Casino that Sent the Poor Home with even less than they stated for a false hope. And when his Customers couldn't Pay Charlie Jones had their legs Broken and then disappeared when the still couldn't pay. How could anyone work a job to pay off Charlie Jones with broken legs.

He had heard a roumour. someone said Charlie Jones had decided that he had enough of Captain, had enough of a street seller who thought that because the Police liked him he didn't have to pay protection. Charlie Jones had let it be known that Little An and the Captains Daughter Annie where going to have a bad day tomorrow.

The bottle he was holding hit the wall hard. Thrown in a fit of rage. He found himself trembling, wanting to go to do something, to drink something and make the Voices vanish but little An would need him to be able to think.

So he went for a walk to an old warm theatre with a loose door that would pop just enough to open if you leaned on it right. And so he did. He wandered up, sat at the back of the theatre, and saw the Radars Star Wars movie again. When he went to sit down, he found something hard in the seat, so he picked it up and then made himself comfortable. He watched the movie and wondered at the certainty and peace of the Japanese Looking guy when he died at Vader's Blade. Wandering outside again, he looked at the hard thing he had picked up in the seat. An action figurine of the old guy.

A flapping noise in the background and he turned to see a flag moving. Words from an old oath he once held tightly, similar to a commitment that An's father would have made more recently

… all enemies, both foreign and domestic…

An and her father had come here to be Americans, to a better life. Didn't Liberty Herself demand something...

… Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me…

He found his hand clenching over the action figure Again.

… all enemies, both foreign and domestic…

Something snapped. The sharp edges of the plastic dug into his hand. Pain sharpened his senses to a clarity he didn't know he still was capable of. Charlie Jones was an enemy. A domestic one. He had fought and killed foreign enemies and left the best part of his mind over in Vietnam so Children like An and Annie could live in the future Radar was making happen. No Bruce O' Brian made happen. Why shouldn't he do the same to Charlie Jones what he had done to Charlie over in Vietnam. The issue was if he offed Charlie Jones in the middle of the club he frequented, the Girls would be safe but he might not make it out alive.

He looked down at the Action figure. That Japanese guy playing Kenobi sure seemed satisfied with his death in the movie. Dying so a Younger generation had a chance at a brighter future. A future that wouldn't exist if Charlie Jones got his way tomorrow which meant that Charlie had to be dealt with Tonight.

… all enemies both foreign and domestic…

God, he wanted a drink. He shook himself. Finding a Drink was a problem for after Charlie, the last target in His war had been dealt with. His war to Protect and save the Vietnamese, to Save his fellow Americans new as they may be. He had always known that not making it back alive was a possibility but he had sworn an Oath and had a Duty. Time go and do it again.

A homeless Man walked off onto the night accompanied by an action figure, both death and freedom in his future.




Tomorrow a boy would make a delivery from a store to a foodcart, confident that as long as he had his lucky Luke shirt, the Police wouldn't bother him unless he did something really bad and help him get his pay home safe. He could save up for a Star Wars backpack and lunchbox and not have his schoolwork ruined or be hungry in class. He felt Lucky

Tomorrow A Police Officer would comment to a new recruit at a murder scene that it was fairly easy to tell the good ones from the bad ones around here, the good ones like the Lucasfilm stuff and the bad ones don't. And yes, that was my mother-in-law stealing Lucasfilm charity donations out of a kids hand. Of course, I had to arrest her, she was breaking the law. Yes, it makes reunions very Awkward. Aint I lucky

Tomorrow an autopsy of a vet would find pieces of an Obi Wan Kenobi toy that stopped several bullets and potentially allowed the Soldier to live slightly longer than he would have otherwise and allowing him to finish a mission that he might have otherwise failed. Evidence found investigating his death and the death of Charlie Jones would lead to the near total roll up of a criminal organisation or at least the members that had survived. Lucky he had that toy in his pocket or he wouldn't have made it as far as he did.

Tomorrow one of the unlamented Charlie Jones smuggling drivers would be out of the state and somehow escape being rolled up in the ensuing investigation. He wondered how lucky he was and if a change in career would be in order.

Tomorrow two children would play together safely and uneventfully under the watchful eye of a Vietnamese street food vendor. The girls would stay together longer than intended as one of the fathers had been called to run a crime scene that would take all day to resolve. Playing with Princess Leia dolls beneath a Lucasfilm sticker the first stages of a lifelong friendship where formed. Both girls felt rather lucky.



An

We sure get some lucky rolls don't we. Wonder how that changes the world.

I am not an American nor a veteran of the armed forces or an expert on mental health. If any of this causes offense the please POLITELY inform me and I will remove the above post. No offense is intended.

Thanks to @Magoose for running a fun quest and @Duke William of for starting it and You for reading.
 
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The Butterfly Effect of one Goose Boy trying to help people, affects their lives in ways that most people can barely imagine.

I like this. A Lot.

Here Are Rewards:

[]We are all Six Degrees from separation from one another (Unknown effect, on all of LA)
[]Crime goes down (LA sees its crime rates go down, by over 20%... for now)
[]And Theaters Posper. (The Safety in the Street led to more people in the Movie Theaters. gain a x2 Profit modifier for the next film)
 
Thanks @Magoose glad you liked it.

Lets give LA a chance to be better, if only for a moment.

Would the drop in crime kill C.R.A.S.H. and its corruption in the cradle?

[]Crime goes down (LA sees its crime rates go down, by over 20%... for now)
 
Spider-Man Noir Season I Issue #3: Running Rings
Here is Issue #3: Running Rings. I'm either starting to hit my stride writing these pitches quickly, or it's just because these episode pitches average around 3k words. :V

So, without further a do, enjoy the story.



Spider-Man Noir Season I
Issue #3: Running Rings



GENRE: Superhero/Noir

SUBGENRE: Drama/Gangster

FORMAT: TV Show/Comic Run (Animation/Possible Franchise)

  • Peter Parker / Spider-Man​
  • Katherine "Kitty" Pryde​
  • Harold "Harry" Osborn​
  • Mary Jane "MJ" Watson​
  • Allan "Dash" Thompson​
  • Gwendoline "Gwen" Stacy​
  • J. Jonah Jameson​
  • Norman Osborn / Goblin​
  • Gustav Fiers​
Introduced This Episode:
  • Anthony Davis / Ringer​
  • Elizabeth "Betty" Brant​
  • Joseph "Robbie" Robertson​
  • Ned Leeds​
  • Dr. Otto Octavius​
We open to Osborn in his office as he talks with Dr. Otto Octavius over the phone about how something called Project Echidna is developing. Dr. Octavius, who speaks with a nasally German accent, says that while things are going slowly due to the many mistakes Dr. Stillwell made, he is sure that he can bring Project Echidna to order soon enough. Osborn coldly states that he expects results within a month's time maximum; after all, he paid a hefty sum to obtain the good doctor's services, so he expects his investment to be worth the price. Dr. Octavius scoffs and tells Osborn that one cannot simply rush the process of scientific discovery, to which Osborn blandly replies that if Dr. Octavius doesn't get things done on time, he will not be making any scientific discoveries any time soon. As he does, Gustav knocks on the door and, after being let in, informs Osborn that he just received a report from the Enforcers about their last job. Osborn tells Gustav that he'll read it later and to just place it on the table, but Gustav quickly adds that he also received a message from one of their contacts in the police: Marvin Marko was found murdered last night.

We then cut to the opening credits and theme song playing, before the Title Card drops.

"Running Rings"

We then cut to a young lady as she is forcibly pushed against a wall by two muggers, who sneer at their quivering victim. One of them produces a knife and mockingly asks the girl to hand over her valuables so that they don't have to ruin that pretty smile of hers. As the poor girl shakily reaches into her purse, however, one of the crooks notices a shadow move from the corner in his eye. It's the only warning he gets as a brick shoots directly towards him, smashing into his face and knocking him to the ground unconscious. The girl and the other crook turn in surprise as a fist slams into the crook's stomach, causing him to drop his knife and gasp for air as the now-revealed masked vigilante throws him against the wall and pins him against it. In a deep, gravelly voice, the vigilante begins to angrily interrogate the crook on who the Goblin is and what he's planning, with the mugger chokingly replying that he doesn't know while pleading to be let go. As the interrogation continues, the fearful young woman takes the opportunity to run like the wind, stumbling as she does. The interrogation goes nowhere, though, and the vigilante angrily knocks out the quivering mugger in frustration. As the crook crumples to the ground in a heap, the vigilante takes a moment to steady his breathing and to calm himself. Taking in one last breath, Peter falls silent and looks toward the direction the woman ran away before quietly muttering, "Maybe I came on a bit too strong..." He then weakly winds up to punch the wall.

We then transition to Kitty as she closes her locker and walks to the first class of the day. She's stops, however, when she hears Peter meekly call out to her, turning around to see a guilty-faced Peter awkwardly rubbing his neck. Kitty softly nods in acknowledgement of him, and the two awkwardly stand there for a short while. The two then try to talk at the same time, interrupting each other, which causes them to sheepuchly chuckle slightly before Kitty tells Peter to go ahead and speak. Peter takes in a deep breath and profusely apologizes for what he said to her and the others, stumbling over his words at times. He says that him being in a state of grief does not at all excuse what he said before asking if she'll forgive him. A sympathetic look washes over Kitty's face, and she says that Peter is forgiven before apologizing a little as well, saying that she could have been a little less pushy when trying to talk to him. The two briefly hug and smile before Peter asks Kitty if she can accompany him when he tries to apologize to Harry and MJ, admitting that he's kind of scared about how they'll react, to which she responds that she'll try to help keep things from getting ugly.

We then cut to Peter as he approaches Harry and MJ, who are talking with some of their friends including Liz Allan. Harry's jovial demeanor vanishes when he sees Peter, and he curtly tells Peter, who hasn't said a word yet, that he'd rather not speak to him. When Peter tries to get in front of Harry to apologize, Harry coldly pushes him away before walking off. Peter then turns to MJ, who shakes her head sadly and states that she has to stick by her boyfriend before walking after Harry, followed closely by Liz Allan and friends who give Peter the stink eye. Peter tries to follow, but Kitty grabs onto his shoulder and, when he turns around to look at her, quietly shakes her head as if to sat that Harry and MJ need space. A conflicted Peter turns to look back at where Harry and his friends have gone before slumping his shoulder and lowering his head in defeat. Kitty gently takes Peter's arm and says that they should get to their next class, with Peter slowly following her lead.

We smash cut to Jonah's office in the Daily Bugle where the young lady from earlier, revealed to be Jonah's secretary Elizabeth "Betty" Brant, recounts her story to Jonah and Joseph "Robbie" Robertson, Jonah's close friend and chief editor Daily Bugle, as Ned Leeds, her fiancee and one of the Daily Bugle's top reporters, clutches her hand in solidarity. As she finishes, Robbie offers her a box of tissues and asks if she's alright, to which she, after wiping away a tear, responds that she's been better. Ned says that what's important is that she came out of this horrible encounter unhurt before tenderly kissing her hand, which causes her to blush slightly. Jonah rolls his eyes and tells Ned to stow the sappy romance for the candlelit dinners before telling Betty that while he sympathizes with what happened to her, it's not a headline that'll catch viewers' eyes that much. When Betty tries to argue that a masked vigilante seems like a good story, Jonah interrupts her and states that crime in New York City is like a bread sandwich; boring and without any flavor or meat to sink your teeth into. A costumed vigilante running around and beating up random muggers won't change much about that. "However," Jonah adds as he lights a cigar, "we could use your vigilante encounter to highlight the abysmal state that Mayor Foswell's policies have left the police force in if the citizens feel forced to take the law into their own hands. Robbie, add that anecdote to the story about that recent robbery." He also tells Leeds to keep an ear to the ground in case this vigilante does become important later on before looking over some reports on his desk. A few seconds pass before Jonah looks up incredulously and asks, "What? Am I paying you all to just stand around and do nothing?! Scram already!!" Ned and Betty hastily scramble out of their seats and hurry to do their jobs, while Robbie more slowly makes his way out as he chuckles at his friend's antics, asking Jonah how his mother would feel hearing that language come from his mouth. Jonah scoffs and tells Robbie to bite him, though it's clear that there's no real annoyance behind that remark.

We then cut to that night as Peter traverses the rooftops of New York City in costume, fretting over how to make up with Harry as he does so. As he runs through some possible ideas and gestures he can do, though, he notices the beam of a flashlight coming from a nearby store. Pausing to take a better look, he makes out the silhouette of a thief rifling through the store's wares and filling a small burlap sack with said wares. Quietly and stealthily, Peter climbs down from the building he's on and approaches the store.

Inside the store, the thief, known as Ringer(Anthony Davis), quietly mutters to himself about the stuff he does to pay the rent nowadays as he stashes the last of the stolen goods into his sack. "'Join the army,' your old man said," he quietly mutters to himself as he slings the sack over his shoulder and walks toward the front door, "'You'll be a hero,' he said. And look at where all that trainin' and sufferin' got you. Stuck stealin' dinky little trinkets and crap for a loony mob boss who'l-"

A small piece of brick falls to the ground next to him with a quiet clatter. Startled, Ringer instinctually leaps back just as Peter, who'd been clinging to the wall above, slams into the ground directly where Ringer had just been standing with a loud "Surprise!" Ringer quickly gets over his shock, though, and quickly throws a chakram, from the many chakrams on his arm, at Peter, who deftly dodges as it digs into the storefront stall behind him. Peter taunts Ringer and asks what a big strong guy with such scary looking weapons is doing robbing small-time stores like this one, to which Ringer chucks another chakram at him before nonchalantly remarking, "I ask myself that literally every day." The two then briefly fight, with Ringer trying to get as far away as he can while constantly throwing chakram at Peter, who nimbly dodges everything thrown his way before closing the distance. Grabbing a chakram in his free hand, Ringer uses it to both attack Peter and ward him off by making him hesitate when attacking. The fight goes on for a little longer before Ringer, who realizes that he might just get caught by the police if this goes on for any longer, tosses the sack of stolen goods at Peter, which distracts the vigilante long enough that Ringer is able to run for it. Carrying the bag over to the store and gently placing it on the ground, Peter realizes that Ringer got away before groaning out loud, "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!"

We then smash cut to Peter in school the next day as he rubs his forehead and groans in embarrassment about letting Ringer get away. He's interrupted in his moping by an irritated Gwen in front of him, who tells him to stop groaning that loudly since it's distracting her. Peter timidly apologizes, to which Gwen sniffs and rolls her eyes before returning to writing something in her notebook.

A short montage then ensues of the following week as Peter tries his best to apologize and make up with Harry and MJ, with some progress being made as Harry becomes less distant and antagonistic to Peter and Kitty and MJ help play conciliator after the latter accepts Peter's apology. The montage ends at the end of school as Harry recites to his friends a speech he's going to make at a charity ball later that day, rifling through his notes and making sure that everything is perfect. He's not that enthusiastic about it due to being dragged into this by his father, though, which prompts MJ and the others into trying to hype him up and saying that he'll do great.

As she does so, though, a sharp laugh comes from behind them, and they turn to see Dash and his cronies sneering at them, more specifically Harry. Dash begins to hurl insults at Harry, calling him a rich daddy's boy who only got by due to having paid off the school system. Harry, for his part, puts up a valiant effort to ignore Dash's insults, with MJ whispering that Dash isn't worth getting angry over. That is, until Dash spurts out the line, "At least with your money, you can buy a new mommy!"

Harry whirls around and, dropping his notes, angrily tells Dash to smash his head against a football before storming off, with MJ quickly following after him in an effort to help calm him down. Dash is angry that Harry dared to talk back to him and goes to confront him, but he backtracks when he notices Peter throwing a glare his way. Tsking disdainfully to save face, he tells his lackies that the loser ain't worth it before walking off. As Dash and his posse leave, Peter huffingly asks under his breath if Dash will die if he stops being a jerk for even five seconds. Kitty whispers back that Peter's no longer an easy target for Dash to aim at, so he's going after the next best thing he can find: Peter's friends.

Peter sighs as he slings his backpack over his shoulders and says that Dash is a sore disappointment compared to his older brother, to which a confused Kitty asks how Peter knows Dash's brother. Realizing his mistake, Peter begins to stutter out an excuse before noticing the notes Harry dropped. Grabbing them off the ground and quickly reading through them, Peter's eyes widen, and he mutters out loud "Shoot" before bolting toward the school entrance, followed closely by Kitty. Shoving the front doors wide open, Peter can only watch in mild horror as Harry's limousine drives off. Turning to Kitty, he asks if she can tell Aunt May that he'll be late coming back home, to which Kitty quickly nods and says that she'll be sure to pass it along. As Peter quickly runs after Harry's limousine, Kitty yells for him to stay safe before walking over to a nearby school bus.

A short montage ensues as Peter desperately tries to get the notes to Harry in time, nimbly leaping and traversing through rooftops, the orange and pink hues of a setting sun beautifully lighting up the background. As Peter runs, however, he notices something in the corner of his eye that causes him screech to a halt. Backtracking slightly before hiding behind a billboard, Peter's eyes widen when he sees Ringer sacking a rich-looking penthouse, packing anything that seems valuable enough into a large sack. Peter turns to look at the museum where Harry is giving the speech before turning back to look at Ringer. After a very conflicted back-and-forth, Peter lets out a defeated sigh before reaching into his backpack and grabbing his mask.

We then cut to Ringer as he gleefully sweeps an entire shelf of valuables into his sack. "The Goblin said to make some noise," he self-satisfactorily chuckles to himself, "and when the rich pig who owns this place comes squealin' to the authorities, well..." Ringer continues to ransack the place, not noticing the gloved hand slowly opening the window behind him, before reaching for his ultimate prize: a very expensive looking necklace encrusted with beautiful diamonds, which is being kept in a large glass box. His only warning that something is amiss is when the hand accidentally slams open the window behind him, causing him to turn around in surprise as Peter, realizing his mistake, launches forward at Ringer. Ringer just barely dodges as Peter flings past him and toward the front door. Landing with a somersault, Peter quickly pushes a nearby dresser in front of the door before turning back to Ringer, who frustratedly asks out loud how the hell he is here before chucking a chakram at him. Ducking, Peter quips that he was in the neighborhood and wanted to catch up with Ringer about what's happened since their last encounter. A fight then ensues as Ringer once again tries to keep as much distance between the two by using the environment around him and his chakram, while Peter tries to close the distance while also doing his best to keep collateral damage to a minimum.

Eventually, Ringer once again tosses his sack at Peter before rushing toward the front door and trying to push the dresser out of the way. He's too slow, though, and Peter, having grown wise to the trick, quickly knocks Ringer to the ground and deftly grabs the chakram around Ringer's arms. This prompts Ringer to raise his hands awkwardly and meekly ask if surrender is an option.

Peter pushes Ringer against the wall and, grabbing some nearby rope, says that that depends on what Ringer tells him, starting with who the Goblin is. Ringer's eyes widen under his mask in realization, and he quickly and enthusiastically says that he'd be more than willing to tell him some stuff. "We'll see about tha-Wait, what?" Peter begins to threaten Ringer before doing a double-take at the thief's almost immediate agreement with him. Ringer then hastily adds that he while can't tell too much or the Goblin will have his head, he can still give some info if it means he won't be turned into a punching bag. A little confused, Peter agrees to hear Ringer out as he gets to tying him up. Ringer nods before explaining that the Goblin is a relatively new crime boss who hired him to make a lot of noise. When Peter presses Ringer for why Goblin needed him to do that, though, Ringer says that he doesn't know nor does he want to find out why. "Snoopin' around is a good way to get yourself killed, kid," he remarks, "Besides, I'm already pushin' it by sayin' this much to ya'." Peter sighs in frustration as he finishes tying up Ringer and mutters that wasn't that much at all.

Peter turns to leave, but turns back around when Ringer calls out to him, who tells him to knock him out. Peter blinks under the mask in utter confusion and stands there dumbly before understandably asking, "But why?" Ringer rolls his eyes and states that if he's found conscious after having been tied up by a violent vigilante, it'd seem pretty suspicious if he catches his drift. Peter thinks over it for a few seconds before slowly raising his fist and awkwardly asking, "No hard feelings?"

"Only the one I'll be feelin' when I wake up," the Ringer deadpans before being slugged in the face and slumping to the ground unconscious. Peter stares at Ringer and mutters that that was weird before exclaiming out loud about Harry's notes. He goes for the window, but stops when he notices that the necklace is missing, its glass cover on a nearby couch. In its place is a small, well-crafted calling card which Peter gingerly grabs before palming it in his head.

Black Cat Valuables Removal Inc. The card reads in neat font, a cartoon of a winking black cat drawn above those words.

Looking over the card once again, Peter then turns toward the window and sees a lithe silhouette swinging away into the sunset. Racing toward the window, he looks toward where the thief went, turns to look at the museum where Harry is, before looking once more toward where the thief went, once again conflicted on which path to pursue.

We smash cut to the museuem where Harry is panicking over losing his notes, muttering about how his father is going to kill him for this embarrassment as he paces back and forth behind a stage. MJ tries to help him calm down by saying that Harry could just tell his father that he lost his notes, to which Harry frantically responds that Osborns don't make mistakes before returning to pacing. As he paces, though, Gustav approaches the two and informs him that his friend Peter Parker is here with what he claims to be Harry's notes for his speech.

Harry, holding his breath at the mention of a miracle, tells him to bring Peter here, to which Gustav nods before quickly signaling to a nearby guard. The guard returns with a very tired Peter, who quickly pulls the notes out of his backpack and hands them to Harry, whose face lights up as if Christmas has come early. Harry sniffles with elation as he looks over the notes before enveloping Peter in a massive hug, thanking him so very deeply for this. Peter smiles widely and quickly returns the hug, saying that that's what friends do. As the two separate, Peter then awkwardly chuckles and asks if they are still friends, to which Harry smiles back and replies, "Yeah. We're friends."

As a now far more enthusiastic Harry walks off to prepare for his big speech, MJ turns to Peter with a grateful smile and thanks him for returning Harry's notes. She then asks if Peter if it wasn't too much trouble, to which Peter chuckles and, rubbing his neck, says it wasn't that much trouble compared to other stuff. MJ chuckles back and remarks that she's still thankful to him all the same before walking away. As she leaves, Peter takes a quick look around before pulling the Black Cat calling card out of his pocket. Reading it slowly, Peter then quietly mutters to himself.

"Black Cat, huh? Now just who might you be...?"

We cut to closing credits.

Author's Notes:

I'm dedicated to cramming in as many of Spider-Man's supporting characters and villains in this pitch as I possibly can without making it bloated. Hence, Ringer's appearance as a villain instead of someone like Sandman or Shocker. I had a lot of fun writing the guy as a funny, even relatable gangster who's also pragmatic and willing to cut his losses when need be.

Jameson is always a delight to read and write for me, as he should be for you as well. :)

Once again, a big thanks to @King crimson for being my beta reader and great advisor for these pitches. I wouldn't be able to do them without him. :D

Also, I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts on this, what you all loved or didn't love. :D

Sincerely, Duke William of.
 
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Spider-Man Noir Season I
Issue #3: Running Rings
At this point, we might as well get an action to contact Mavel now...

No not yet. Not until next year.

[]Stan Lee's Master Plan (Stan Lee has a Plan)
[]Jack Kirby's Beautiful Art (Jack Kirby has made some damn good art)
[]Comics True Rebound (And comics are seeing a huge increase in profits.)
 
[X]Jack Kirby's Beautiful Art (Jack Kirby has made some damn good art)

I'm gonna keep going, just for everyone's knowledge. :V
 
calling the vote


Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Jul 25, 2023 at 8:14 PM, finished with 110 posts and 17 votes.

  • [X] Plan Conan the Rich Barbarian
    -[X]Actor Fee: $3,000,000
    -[X]Director Fee: $300,000 and 3.5% Gross
    -[X]Prop Fees: $2,000,000
    -[X]Makeup: $4,000,000
    -[X]Stunt Fees: $1,000,000
    -[X]Music: Basil Poledouris, $700,000
    -[X]Post-Production Budget: $1,500,000
    -[X]Other Expenses: $27,500,000
    [X]The American Experiment Begins (Mike Eisner smells money and will start to plan to make money.)
    [X] There Is a Light in the Darkness (Unknown Effect)
    [X]Nat 20 (Unknown Effect)
    [X]Jack Kirby's Beautiful Art (Jack Kirby has made some damn good art)
 
The Grand Mythology of the MCAU [ James Howlett, The Wolverine ]:
The Grand Mythology of the MCAU [ James Howlett, The Wolverine ]:

"The man known as 'The Wolverine' has had many aliases throughout the years and due to the sheer number of combat theaters he has appeared in, making any thorough in depth analysis of his enigmatic history notoriously difficult to authenticate to any reliable degree...we were only able to uncover his true nature during his capture, after not only his miraculous abilities were put on display but when one of the men recognized his visage as that of the Amerikan soldier and war criminal, John Steele."

"And what of his compatriot, the one the men described as not unlike a...sabertooth tiger?"

"Of him, there was unfortunately no trace."
- Arnim Zola to HYDRA Leadership​

History:
Born in the bygone era of American history sometime into the year 1832 somewhere along the banks of the mighty Mississippi where the maps hadn't quite settled where America ended and Canada began, James Howlett was born into a rather well off family of Acadian traders. There he learned all the skills necessary to properly run and maintain a sizeable fur trading operation, from the proper setup for trapmaking and skinning of beasts to how to read and count to ensure the men hired kept honest hands about themselves. For a time, this was all one could ask for, surrounded by the care of servants and the love of his father John, James was largely neglected by his mother, who had been deeply traumatized following the death of her first son. Around the time Rose O'Hara, a red-headed Irish girl, was admitted work as his companion, he was close to Thomas Logan's mistreated son, Victor. The three youngsters became good friends and shared happy moments in their childhood.

Unfortunately, as they came of age, the abuse inflicted upon Dog by his father grew out of control and ultimately resulted in Thomas invading the Howlett Estate in 1845], armed with a bottle and a shotgun, to take Elizabeth with him alongside a reticent and badly beaten Victor. When John Howlett confronted him, Logan shot him in the head, in cold blood, James entering the room soon after, resulting in his mutation manifesting itself as bone claws extended from the backs of his hands. Feral and grief-striken, he attacked the intruders with uncharacteristic ferocity, killing Logan to avenge his father, impaling the man with his newly sprung bone claws...and learned in those final moments of Thomas' miserable life, that he was James' biological father. Already an emotionally disturbed woman since the death of her first son, who manifested similar deviancy, a completely unhinged Elizabeth drove James and Rose away and took her life immediately afterward with a blast from Thomas' gun. With Rose's help, James fled the mansion where the tragedy took place and fled with his half-brother Victor as he was now forced to abandon what remained of his family.

Though young and without much skill, the both of them took what meager skill they had and tried to ply and honest trade...yet, the constant fear of discovery drove them ever forth, eventually leading both of the boys to join other the Union Army in time for the Mexican-American War. Though Rose very dearly loved James, she greatly protested their joining for fear of what war would do to these young boys who had lied their way into service...and yet, ultimately followed as a camp follower, dangerous work in those days, especially for one her age, in order to ensure their safety. She shortly left after a period of months after discovering the horrors American elite were inflicting on the people, especially her fellow Catholics, and joined with the rest of St. Patrick's Brigade in the company of Brendan "Smitty" Smith, departing from the boys in a solemn farewell.

A heartbroken James would only visit her once thereafter, only leaving after seeing she had started a life with the man, clearly in love with each other and their children.

Thereafter, they fought together in the many wars that followed, such as for the Union in the American Civil War as the "Steele brothers", and with the Allied Forces in both World War I and World War II...which unfortunately was what separated them, as it had for many others. Under the alias "James Buchanan Barnes", he was captured along many other allies and moved to a secret lab located in Frankfurt, Germany, following an incident that revealed the full extent of his abilities. There, Nazi scientists, including Abraham Erskine and a so called "Nosferatu", sought to unlock the secrets of Steele's abilities for Project: Nietzsche. Their attempts were met with little success.

Following Erskine's defection to the United States, his successors continued to try and learn Steele's secrets until the summer of 1940. A secret mission carried out by Captain America and the Howling Commandos freed him from captivity, where he ultimately decided to join the Commandoes in their mission and became Captain America's right hand man. Serving honorably as Bucky Barnes, James served as the best he could with what he could and became Captain America's terrifying Guardian Angel in the sky...but like many things in James' long life, it came to an end when in one of the last missions of the war, he attempted to give his life to protect that of his fellow men and best friend, awaking to the horrors of the Soviet Red Room program, and becoming its greatest Asset: The Winter Soldier.

His eventual freedom, hard won through decades of effort and concreted power of will, was largely the effort of another in the form of Nicholas Fury, who was greatly angered to know that the man's mind was periodically stripped of all meaning and purpose in order to keep him compliant. In order to learn enemy secrets, he turned the man, now wanting to go by Logan, over on a semi-permanent liaison agreement to the one expert in the world that had the potential to heal him: a young Professor Charles Xavier.

Decades later, he remains with the man he is proud to call friend, yet yearning for something unknown to him, hidden still in those scraps of memory.


A/N: A continuation from where No One Was In The Room left off, these are currently a number of drafts for the setting proper that are presumably piling up on Jack Kirby's desk as to what Wolverine's potential backstory is for the MCAU project.

Also, did I imply that Rose O'Hara is mother to an (alt)
Patrick O'Hara, and a potential ancestor to Miguel O'Hara?

...maybe? You decide.
 
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Conan the Barbarian (Production Turn 2)
Conan the Barbarian (Production Turn 2)

You and Steve were out in the Summer heat of Jordan, as you looked at his calendar. "You wanna get everything done in 70 days?" You said, feeling a bit strange at the whole thing. "We didn't even get Star Wars Done in that kinda time, and that production was so smooth that things were perfect, what the hell makes you think we are going to be able to do that?"

Steve laughed. "Well, for one thing, we have all the sets practically built at home, and we're going to be trying to shoot as much as we can. Everyone has at least read the scripts, and we won't be doing any of the major action scenes until we're back in America." He then looked at the cameras. "We have all the cameras ready, and all the film we need, there is also the truly simple part of trying to keep the takes to a minimum, so that means constant rehearsal before we get going. Than…" He then looked at you trying to comprehend things "I lost you, didn't I?"

"Oh no I understand everything clearly, but we've already begun and we're a day behind." You stated.

"I know," Steve said. "We're just going to have to make up for lost time."

You smiled. "Do I look good enough to pull off a strong, near-feral barbarian who has hidden intelligence that no one can seem to know? A man who's talented, brilliant and otherwise… well-"

"Bruce. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?" Steve asked as you stood up.

"I mean, I see me, what do you see?"

"The reason I hired you is because you look like a goddamn strong man, who can actually fight." He said. "Most of the other people on the list were too big, too small, or couldn't bother to wield a sword properly, and safely. I mean listen, I actually considered some guy named Arnold Schwarzenegger, before I laughed at myself and realized I had a perfect Conan already working and I could just ask. No one else."

That name again, Schwarzenegger appeared and it was confusing. "Um… Where did you hear his name?"

"Oh, It was at the Golden Globes. All he did was spend his speech bashing you."

"Do you have a recording or something?" you asked. "I have never heard of that at all. Like seriously, every time I try to find something about him, I can't."

Steve just shrugged. "Sorry. But I don't."

"Well at least we'll get something done-"
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Production Roll: D100 => 97-10=87

"WHAT THE FUCK!" You swore as you looked at the sets that had been set up, all in ruins, covered in Sand, debris, and party materials. Someone turned your exterior sets into a god damned… Rave.

Well, you were off to a good start.

Steve was mortified as he looked at his calender, and seemed on the verge of tears as he covered his eye with the Star Wars hat that you gave him. "It's like Jaws all over again."

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You have 3 Actions:

[]Regaining Control: You are going to calm the nerves of everyone, including yourself.

[]Making Steve Feel Better: You are not going to let Steve do anything until he feels better.

[]The Set Disaster: You want to know what the fuck happened to your set, and why the security people you hired just bailed instead of protecting it!

[]The Tale of Conan: You are going to focus on getting into the Headspace of Conan the Barbarian, the wise if not great King of the Hyborian Age. Not entirely of course, but you are going to at least try to. Mostly to give a more… fun thing.

[]Table Reading: We're doing one more table read while the set is being repaired.

[]The King of Stunts: Jackie Chan is really having fun with some of the downtime, balancing things around and doing other things that should not fly on set… like doing handstands.

[]Ole Max Von Sydow: Max is an actor you never had the pleasure to be around, and you think he wants to just be calm, professional… and other stuff.

[]The Joy and Wonder of Christopher Lloyd: Chris is a huge fan, and honestly, you wonder just why he likes you so much.

[]Sarah Douglas, and the Crazy Shit she's now in: Sarah is a little bit scared right now… no, mortified, because she just got a call that after this production, she has to go directly to Superman shoot, and she's afraid she will get fired if she does not one

[]Meeting James For the first time: James Earl Jones is a man who had been around set, but you never met him. So time to meet him.

[]Sophia Loren, and the Quest to Stay out of the Spotlight: You have never met someone so vain…no scratch that. She was just screwing with you. Wow, were you really that dense?

AN: Oh boy... thats not good.
 
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The Grand Mythology of the MCAU [ James Howlett, The Wolverine ]:
This just reminded me. @overmind @Kaiser Chris, I will fully concede to pursuing Marvel and lend my full support to the endeavor on one condition. That condition being X-23 gets introduced earlier and that I get to be the one to handle it. X-23 has been one of my all-time favorite Marvel characters ever since she was first introduced in X-Men Evolution and I've been disappointed ever since with her treatment in the comics(SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? Who the FUCK thought that piss fetish thing would be a good idea!!). I just want to see some justice be done for one of my favorite characters.

Edit: Oh hey, update!
 
[X]Regaining Control: You are going to calm the nerves of everyone, including yourself.
Put on your own mask...
[X]Making Steve Feel Better: You are not going to let Steve do anything until he feels better.
...before assisting others with theirs...
[X]The Set Disaster: You want to know what the fuck happened to your set, and why the security people you hired just bailed instead of protecting it!
...and assessing the situation.

Edit: I look forward to seeing what my 20 has brought about. Also, I am working on part 2 of The Unsleeping City adaptation and will be doing a little revising of Episodes 3 and 4 over the next few days.
 
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