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Be upfront about the risks and I think you'd still be able to find humans willing to volunteer. Turning a mage into a dragon is an impressive increase in power, but turning an otherwise mundane human into a dragon is slightly more impressive still.

Also a dragon transformation altar sounds cool.
That's a very Ranaldian way to set up some romantic time with a beau. I approve.
 
[X] Plan: Fight Dragon with Dragon
-[X] MAX: Receive dictation.
-[X] JOHANN: Write a paper: Ratling Gun mechanism and countermeasures
-[X] DUCK: Spend time with Hubert to try to ensure a good relationship between him and magic, and between him and his identity as a Wizard.
-[X] EIC: Lend the services of the Hochlander, and the EIC's intelligence and contacts, to Roswita to help track down the Talabeclanders buying peat from the vampires.
-[X] Commission an altar based on (boosted) Transformation of Kadon.
--[X] Able to transform non-wizards.
--[X] Optimized to reduce destructive consequences in case of miscast.
--[X] Can only be activated by a Dwarf not currently being transformed.
--[X] Can only be activated with one of three keystones.
--[X] Transportable but heavy and unwieldy enough that even the resulting dragon can not just carry it away.
--[X] COIN: The Gambler
-[X] Travel to the Grey College and attend lessons there: Staff Turning
-[X] Attempt to interest a prominent and knowledgeable Runesmiths in the interaction between Runes and Vitae. (will start at the top and work your way down)
-[X] Dictate papers:
--[X] Queekish-Reikspiel Dictionary, including spoken Low Queekish
--[X] Insight on Skaven tactics and strategy
-[X] PENTHOUSE: Have a tower built atop Karag Nar
-[X] SERENITY: Write a paper: Brief observations on Eshin Sorcery

[X] Plan: Skavenslayer with Less Vague Artillery

[X] Plan: Skaven Knowledge Missile Launcher

Link to Missile Launcher.
 
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So, has anybody commented on this bit yet:


It might not be quite as dramatic as destroying a charging Waaagh with the fires of a Dwarven God, but you think that of all your accomplishments, Rakilid un Thaggorhun could, in the end, have the strongest cumulative effect on the fate of the Old World - if it's used properly.

Beacuse that's an absolutely hilarious mistake to make in light of what reconquering K8Ps actually did. I can't wait for the day she finally figures it out.
 
-[X] Commission an altar based on (boosted) Transformation of Kadon.
--[X] Able to transform non-wizards.
--[X] Optimized to reduce destructive consequences in case of miscast.
--[X] Can only be activated by a Dwarf not currently being transformed.
--[X] Can only be activated with one of three keystones.
--[X] Transportable but heavy and unwieldy enough that even the resulting dragon can not just carry it away.
I don't think you should or even can specify its features to this degree. Pretty sure the most you can is pick whether it's a tower or item or something.
 
[X] Plan: Fight Dragon with Dragon

[X] Plan: Skavenslayer with Less Vague Artillery

[X] Plan: Skaven Knowledge Missile Launcher

What the hel. I think all of these are better and more on task then adding another tower. They may or may not be possible, Fight Dragon with Dragon seems particually likely to fail with no benefits on a bad roll, but they can all potentially fight dragon above or below ground and they all defend the entire karak rather then just our house.
 
Frankly I think a defensive emplacement Karag Nar is kinda ideal fin a few ways. Some people have raised a concern over the Dragon noticing these measures- but keep in mind this Dragon has found a new roost in the past, and I don't exactly picture Araby forcing this thing out with a ruinous battle either.

A tower at Karag Nar can't actually hit him unless he's in the skies, and he'll know that. It's only a threat to him if he does an aerial attack on 8-Peaks or it's blockading him from a food source or something (which I doubt is a big concern given he can hibernate for decades). The goal isn't a dead dragon, the goal isn't even a weapon to kill a rampage dragon if need be, the goal is a weapon that will convince the dragon to take his ball and go somewhere else if the neighborhood goes to hell rather than try to evict us.
 
A New War
A New War
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Ukari Ironfist watches drifting smoke from his pipe as he thinks about his books. It has been many years since youngsters had sought his books about, but that was slowly changing. Victory at Karak… Vala-Azril-Ungol had ignited several youngsters' passion for the past. Managing all the activity his library was receiving and fielding questions about the ancient glory of Vala-Azril-Ungol and other aspects of the past left him exhausted. It had been years since he remembered feeling this tired. Keeping all the grabby hands away from King Morgrim Blackbeard's battle records was a trial that had rapidly tired him out. But, it was a tired that left him smiling. Youngsters could be difficult to deal with, but looking on as they discovered the stories of the ancestors was a treasure of its own. Sighing, he tipped out his pipe and reached for a stubborn book. The author of this one, Ukari thought glumly, really believed he was special.

Before he could get further than a page into the book the door behind him opened. "I'm sorry. The library is closed for the evening." Ukari called out. "Please come back tomorrow."

"Apologies Elder," a young voice, likely a runner, said from the doorway, "King Byrrnoth has called for you."

"Me?" Said Ukari as he slid the book back to its proper place. "Do you know why?"

"No," said the runner, "but, the call went out to all scholars not already engaged in projects for the Hold."

All scholars, mused Ukari, as he followed the runner. He wouldn't really call himself a scholar. Books were his call, not discovering new knowledge. What could the king want with someone like him? Whatever it was hopefully it wouldn't pull him away from his library for too long. King Morgrim Blackbeard's records of battle needed to be pulled and cleaned again. That always took a while.

The meeting room was filled with the steady light of runes and quizzical looks. Ukari sat down in an open chair and looked around the room as everyone else looked at him. Deciding, rightfully so, that he didn't know anything the gazes turned away and murmurs softly filled the room. Several more scholars came and sat before the door banged open and King Byrrnoth strode into the room carrying a thick leather bound book.

"Please sit down," said the king as he motioned towards everyone who had rose, "There are several things that need to be taken care of, so let's get started. First High King Thorgrim has sent a call out for all available scholars in Barak Varr. They are asked to travel to Karaz-a-Karak and aid in a project."

Ukari blinked. That was certainly unusual. What could have tugged the High King's beard hard enough that a call for scholars would go out?

"I have an idea of what it could be about," said King Byrrnoth as he thumped the book he carried, "since I have also found a burning desire for every scholar I can gather. I don't know for sure though so only those that stay here will be told what I want them to do." King Byrrnoth then handed off the book to one of his guards and received a small cylinder back. "I have decided that a fourth of you will be going off to enjoy the hospitality of Karaz-a-Karak."

Ukari nodded at that. He wouldn't go, of course, since his library needed constant attention, but sending a fourth of those gathered would surely aid Karaz-a-Karak.

King Byrrnoth set down the small cylinder and removed the lid revealing a series of lots. "So, if we can't decide the fourth that are going before my next meeting, everyone will draw lots." The room erupted into arguments about personal projects that were too important to leave unattended.


Ukari stared sullenly at the grand meeting table in the archives of Karaz-a-Karak. He should have taken the leftmost lot. He had thought about it but second guessed himself and now he was here. Away from his books. His collection of Morgrim Blackbeard's battle records were probably being eaten by moths now. Even deep underground those horrific insects always found a way to get to his books. He glared around the vast table and took another puff on his pipe. Others at the table also had a discontented look, likely from other holds, while a significant portion were either stone faced or allowing their curiosity to show. As Ukari tapped out his pipe the Loremaster of Karaz-a-Karak stepped into the meeting room carrying a familiar looking book. Ukari nodded as the Loremaster shuffled his way to the head of the table. So whatever King Byrrnoth wanted looked at was the same as the High King. Interesting. There were very few things that would peek both of their interests and even fewer that would be sent to both of them.

"A book has recently come to the attention of High King Thorgrim," said the Loremaster, breaking the respectful silence that had descended when he arrived. "Rakilid un Thaggorhun," he said as he laid the book on the table, "is a book that records a lexicon of the skaven language, both spoken and written, translated into our tongue."

Ukari's brain halted. How? Dwarfs had broken their skulls for thousands of years trying to figure out that shit filled mud of a language. What changed?

"The book is to be considered somewhat reliable," continued the Loremaster as Ukari's brain started to turn again. "The writer is likely an umgi," angry mutters started around the table but a raised hand from the Loremaster silenced them. "I understand and share your sentiment. It is hard to trust anything crafted by the umgi. This case is special though. Trying to translate the foul language of the Skaven has been like digging through mud." Heads nodded around the table. "This book, even though crafted by umgi hands, has been giving repeatable and sensible translations to the skaven writings in our archives. There are surely mistakes and errors, and," here the Loremaster's eyes held a glimmer of genuine anger, "the formatting is terrible. But we have been digging through the mud for too long to ignore a mineshaft when we find one. It might be a mineshaft carved by umgi hands. It might not be straight or smooth. The support beams may be rotten and the whole thing may collapse into mud on us if we dig even a little bit further. But it is more than we have ever had. So," at this the Loremaster gestured to the door and mountains of boxes proceeded into the room. Behind each mountain was a young dwarf breathing hard and another mountain of boxes. "You each have been assigned a section of the more portable pieces of skaven writing we have and a copy of 'Rakilid un Thaggorhun' to get you started."

Ukari's heart started to skip as he beheld the vast array of work being carried into the room. These were only the most portable pieces? A heavy thud brought his mind to the towering pile of boxes that was set next to him. Gingerly he opened it and saw several pieces of paper nestled inside. Just this pile would take him ages. When would he get back to his books?

"For the foreseeable future this translation work is your top priority." The Loremaster said.

Ukari sighed into his beard and offered a prayer to Valya to protect his library. Then he got to work on a war he never expected to fight.
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A piece thinking about how touchy some scholars are about their personal projects and how being called away from home would sit with some of them. Please enjoy and if you have any critiques please share them. They help me become a better writer!
 
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Frankly I think a defensive emplacement Karag Nar is kinda ideal fin a few ways. Some people have raised a concern over the Dragon noticing these measures- but keep in mind this Dragon has found a new roost in the past, and I don't exactly picture Araby forcing this thing out with a ruinous battle either.

A tower at Karag Nar can't actually hit him unless he's in the skies, and he'll know that. It's only a threat to him if he does an aerial attack on 8-Peaks or it's blockading him from a food source or something (which I doubt is a big concern given he can hibernate for decades). The goal isn't a dead dragon, the goal isn't even a weapon to kill a rampage dragon if need be, the goal is a weapon that will convince the dragon to take his ball and go somewhere else if the neighborhood goes to hell rather than try to evict us.
The goal is to protect the karak from an aggresive dragon. If everyone in, say karag rynn, dies because the tower can't fire at it underground or range it away from any openings then the plan (this is all just plans remember) is a faliure.
 
[X] Plan Versatile
[X] Plan: Skavenslayer with Less Vague Artillery
[X] Plan: Skaven Knowledge Bomb
[X] Plan: Skaven Knowledge Bomb v2
 
While I grumble about a work of 137 (Max contributions) being called sloppy, I think they should consider that it might be the Skaven who are sloppy with the original text instead of the means of translating it.
I thought an ancient loremaster calling something brand new somewhat reliable was the best praise I could get away with. Plus the Loremaster suspects it was written by an Umgi given that the book doesn't follow any formatting that a properly trained dwarf would follow.
 
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I thought an ancient loremaster calling something brand new somewhat reliable was the best praise I could get away with. Plus the Loremaster suspects it was written by an Ugmi given that the book doesn't follow any formatting that a properly trained dwarf would follow.
Ah yes, absolutely fair. I'm getting the same sense that there'd be a lot of beard-tugging and grumbling about upstart umgi thinking they know better than those who have spent centuries and millennia.
 
As what was asked for was specifically a defense against fliers, I have another idea.

The Webber Vane
An enchanted item designed to be produced in some number and spread about the Karak. On the application of Vitae by its operator, the Webber Vane manipulates the local weather to generate a storm. Designed for repeated operation, no one spell is relied upon to produce the change in the weather desired. Rather the Webber Vane gradually builds a storm of sufficient potential to ground airborne attackers.
 
On a separate note about novel ways of dealing with enemy air, I do wonder if there's Runecraft that lowers the air density, making the air impossible to fly in simply because wings or blades simply can't push down enough air to stay afloat.
Considering that The K8P are tall enough to have permafrost, it wouldn't be surprising if such a thing would be rather simple.
 
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On a separate note about novel ways of dealing with enemy air, I do wonder if there's Runecraft that lowers the air density, making the air impossible to fly on simply because wings or blades simply can't push down enough air to stay afloat.
Considering that The K8P are tall enough to have permafrost, it wouldn't be surprising if such a thing would be rather simple.
Perhaps, but then a lot of things in Warhammer fly even though they have no right too, so I wouldn't exclude magic helping them along. That would make changing the air density far less effective if they just don't care about that.
 
Perhaps, but then a lot of things in Warhammer fly even though they have no right too, so I wouldn't exclude magic helping them along. That would make changing the air density far less effective if they just don't care about that.
Absolutely fair, but it might be worth some research for the more mundane methods of flight. I wouldn't be surprised if there already exists something for it.
 
Wait, 'much tugging of beards' refers to another dwarfs beard? My mind is blown. Always thought it was referring to tugging your own beard in distress.

You can tug your own beard out of distress, or someone else's to cause distress in them.

Do we know if we have this ability or aptitude for staff turning? Is it the same as, related to, or distinct from Enchanting?
I have to say, I am not open to the prospect of soft College pressure to turn out staves for other graduating Grey Wizards, by showing this 'inclination to take it up'.

Not for staff turning itself, but doing it as their primary vocation.
 
[X] Plan: Skavenslayer with Less Vague Artillery
[X] Plan Versatile
[X] Plan: Fight Dragon with Dragon
 
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