Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
"How to Sayaka, a Multiversal Guidebook. Step one: Never say the phrase 'I'm such an id-'"Sayaka needs an API, or some other form of operational manual.
THWACK!
"Ow!"
"What part of 'never say' didn't you get, Sayaka?"
"... The 'never say' part."
"Hm."
"Whatever. I wanna get to the cool stuff. Let's see..."
*Skips pages*
"There's nothing cool in here! What's all this shit about wasting wishes and crushes and... and... there's nothing useful in this guide, it's all about not making dumb mistakes!"
*Hands Sayaka a pen*
"Yeah actually, you are literally the coolest, non-composite Sayaka ever, so we're kind of breaking new ground... I was hoping you could send a message to all the others Sayakas out there."
"... Uh."
*Reverently takes pen*
*Finds lots of empty pages on Sayaka Multiverse Guidebook*
*Writes*
*Leans over shoulder*
"'I'm da best'... Really? I mean, really?"
*Shrugs*
"Best of all possible Sayakas, you said it! Hey, does that mean this is the best of all possible worlds?"
*Opens mouth*
*Hugs Sabrina*
"Yes."
*Closes mouth*
*Hugs Mami*
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