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The SCED points at Elysium Mons on Mars. "There is more if you want sum."
The SCED points at Elysium Mons on Mars. "There is more if you want sum."
"AAAAAARGH MY FACE AAARGLBLARGLHEBLARGH"I wonder what the ME races first thoughts on discovering Tiberium (regardless of our influence) may be when it comes to studying it, especially considering that Ezo is nowhere near as... aggressive as Tiberium?
We're getting around to it Bot, we were busy with the Craterscope and working on our Earthside Facilities deficit.The SCED points at Elysium Mons on Mars. "There is more if you want sum."
I was thinking less visceroid noises and more "I'm not sure what these Humans are so worried about, okay so strange lattice like ezo, Hmmm is it eating the sample containment vessel...." followed by screams and alarms blaring.
Exactly, now the treasury with their big coffers of cash can do something instead of cring and throwing trillions at the miitary.We're getting around to it Bot, we were busy with the Craterscope and working on our Earthside Facilities deficit.
Back in my day you had to get your science the hard way! We had to get invaded by aliens and steal their stuff, twice, uphill both ways! It built character! You kids are spoiled with your Beacons and your space rocks that don't try to eat you, grumble grumble grumble...
Hmmmm, FTL vs money rocks... I guess we would have been super fucked without the Tacitus around so I'm going to go with "money rocks" as the worse gatcha spin.I mean, to be fair to the Citadel races, theirs is an uphill battle too. They just don't know about that part yet. I'm really not sure which gacha spin is worse, early Scrin invasion with green rocks that eat everything or late but inevitable end of life as you know it due to a fleet of techno space Cthulhus?
On a somewhat morbid side note, combining Tiberium technology and Mass Effect technology is going to be absolutely brutal. Most ME weapons work by shaving off a sliver of a super-dense 'ammunition block' within the weapon and then accelerating it to ludicrous speed through mass effect fields. What if those ammunition blocks were made of Tiberium?
GDI will never weaponize Tiberium. Except maybe against the Reapers if it'll even be effective.I mean, to be fair to the Citadel races, theirs is an uphill battle too. They just don't know about that part yet. I'm really not sure which gacha spin is worse, early Scrin invasion with green rocks that eat everything or late but inevitable end of life as you know it due to a fleet of techno space Cthulhus?
On a somewhat morbid side note, combining Tiberium technology and Mass Effect technology is going to be absolutely brutal. Most ME weapons work by shaving off a sliver of a super-dense 'ammunition block' within the weapon and then accelerating it to ludicrous speed through mass effect fields. What if those ammunition blocks were made of Tiberium?
NO. This is how you get mass Tib infestations all over Citadel space. Do you want mass Tib infestations all over Citadel space?
We need to crash SOME of our free dice. Like, seriously, if we don't we're gonna run into one of the following:I dunno that seems like pretty clear warning about cap goods to me. Regardless we have 2 years so it's not like we have to start crashing all our free dice into Nuuk to keep our job, just that we should start actually working on something.
Eh. We know how much Political Support a single phase will cost us, we might as well go through with it. Seo's boring if he doesn't get into controversies.We might want to just abandon Tib power if it's already causing this much headache, or at least put it back in the emergency box and just ration our power expenditure...
Seo is still boring if we do the same controversy.
You know I joking earlier but once you think about everything that Eezo allows, cheap and easy FTL, easy fine gravity control, Biotic and all its bullshit, probably a dozen other things I've forgotten about, I can definitely see at least a fringe cult starting over Eezo. They get big enough we might even see Tib vs Eezo people seriously fighting it. Space rock religious strife is at least to me is a frighteningly real possibility, at least in the future.I'll give the ME races this, at least they don't have a religion built around their space rocks.
Let's muscle in on bioweapons. Why should Nod have all the fun?We should find something else to mad science. Tiberium Power is so last quarter.
I'll give the ME races this, at least they don't have a religion built around their space rocks.
I loved how this turn showed, yet again, tiberium changing the perception of our scientists.
Discovering Element Zero:
- All ME races: wow, this is a miraculous ore! It will change so much!
- Our scientists: well, this is clearly another artificially created element by some advanced race. It at least seems to be less aggressive than tiberium. It probably offers another take on antigravity and invalidates nearly as much of our advanced physics theories as tiberium did. Well, back to the drawing board. By the way, we need more samples.
Biotics are an interesting question. Because GDI has put a lot of effort recently into not being exposed to alien crystals. Could very well not end up with them. Just have other nonsense just ask Paul.
ME races: You don't have biotics but all it takes is exposure to EZero.
GDI: We try to avoid being exposed to exotic materials.
/Immediately has visceroid, Tiberium lung and a million other flashbacks to horrible shit Tiberium did.
GDI: It wasn't pretty.
Oh wow, can you imagine how jealous GDI and really humanity as a whole would be about that?
"Let me get this straight, when you guys are exposed to your magical extraterrestrial alien rocks it gives you superpowers?"
"Yes, we really don't understand why you haven't—"
incoherent screams of rage
Being fair, snorting Eezo is a great way to give yourself cancer, if I remember right.
To be fair, look at Deltas - the tiberium also can give you superpowers, it just much, much more likely to kill you instead.
Apparently the only reason Humanity ever developed biotics was because starships kept exploding over populated areas in 'accidents'. Which yes, created biotics, but also caused dozens of babies and children to die. Then it eventually lead to companies and groups deliberatly exposing colony populations to eezo dust in the hope that it would create biotics.Biotics are an interesting question. Because GDI has put a lot of effort recently into not being exposed to alien crystals. Could very well not end up with them. Just have other nonsense just ask Paul.
ME races: You don't have biotics but all it takes is exposure to EZero.
GDI: We try to avoid being exposed to exotic materials.
/Immediately has visceroid, Tiberium lung and a million other flashbacks to horrible shit Tiberium did.
GDI: It wasn't pretty.
Well, we might be looking at something in between. Sort of like the giant Nod superheavy mecha-monstrosity, the Redeemer or whatever. Those aren't mass produced in the normal sense any more than, say, World War Two battleships... But a major military power can still accumulate quite a number of the things given time and a respectable industrial plant.Not that we know much but when I hear "ship" I picture something bigger than an attack aircraft. He's building a spaceship or a giant hovering doom barge he's gonna fly straight at Helsinki or something, I think this is a one-off superweapon not a new line of mass produced hardware.
Attercop lashed out first. You can't expect Erewhon to accept shit-talking from random idiots with no answer.