@Ithillid do you mind? I was masturbating to that Homeworld assembly porn planquest you replaced with this boring Soviet Red Alert 1 planquest. CnC settings are all boring anyway. Put the Homeworld setting back on.

Am I doing this whole April 1st thing right?
 
The Defector's Redemption (mod)
The Defector's Redemption
The Bannerjees' intel and reconnaissance assets are currently pointed towards Karachi, alert for any betrayal by either the GDI or the Shah of Atom. Now is the perfect time for a surgical strike. InOps has located a black site deep within Bannerjee territory, and sent you to extract whatever data you can.

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[REDACTED B]: "Sir. The operation was a success. With the Bannerjees' eyes and ears focused on the ongoing events to their west, our team was able to infiltrate their blacksite. Minor Nod warlord codename 'Saraswati' is dead, and we have recovered her research."
[REDACTED A]: "That is great news!"
[REDACTED B]: "Unfortunately, the agents were identified. They will have to be retired from the field and given new identities."
[REDACTED A]: "That is unfortunate. Who are we losing?"
[REDACTED B]: "Well, most notably, that Nod defector. Also..."
[REDACTED A]: "Don't tell me that SHE was on this mission?
"What fresh hell has she brought back this time?!?
"I thought we were done with her after the last fiasco!?"

[REDACTED]

[REDACTED B]: "Sir. We've analyzed the data. Good news is, a good chunk of it is recoverable.
"Bad news. The rest of it is encrypted. We've determined that with three passphrases, we can decrypt the rest of the data."
[REDACTED A]: "Look over the footage, and talk with the agents. Maybe we can find some clues."

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An April Fool's mod.

-Which tech reward we get will be determined based on whether the passphrases are decrypted. PM ithillid if you think you have the solution. Good luck!
 
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[X] Boris Kazminov

Comrades! Do you not see? The foreign bourgeoisie are already too far along to be stopped. We must reset the rest of world if our glorious state is to reach its rightful place at the zenith of the world! With these bunkers the great leaders and planners of the state, such as ourselves, will be in a prime position to begin the great work of the great plan once the planet has been scoured of capitalists in nuclear fire!
 
[X] Kane

This Kane guy has some good idea's! things like not killing the workers who we started this revolution for, and using excessive amounts of nukes superior firepower to destroy the capitalist army!
 
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