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Actually, why didn't she tell us? I feel like that was kind of important information.

didn't social her enough? we preety much socialed at least everyone once besides borek and maybe Egrimm i think who we did twice for them?

Pity we didn't social her before the war though, feel we might have been able to choose Jhon if we realized through a social before hand she was going saiyen that it would have been optimal to have him tag along.
 
On the other hand, this is funnier.

If we do somehow cause say, enough blood to spill that the mountain turns red ... a lot more amusing with just us and this old lady then it would be if we brought gold terminator and the flying knight as well.
I legitimately feel sorry for the Kul, to be honest. Mathilde is a scary enough murderblender on her own, especially when she's invisible while doing it, having a divinely powered storm as well will be epic. A good first step for reconciliation between the Widow and Ranald, I imagine.
 
Complaining she didn't talk to us about the plan is hilariously hypocritical when we didn't talk to her either.
We did talk to her, as soon as she joined the Expedition. We specifically asked her about the heist in that chat, as our first priority.
"Mathilde," she finally says as she finishes off the dumpling and takes a swig from a leather flask. "Come to feel the wind in your hair?"

"I was hoping you could tell me more of my obligation for this thawed pass."
If she doesn't want to say "we're gonna do it via a huge fist to the face rather than subtlety" when we come and ask her about it, that sounds like a her problem and not an us problem.
 
Oh, I'm sure she has an actual plan and this isn't stupid or suicidal. I'm just sad we don't gett to see our A team in action here and have to make do with just Mathilde as backup. She is very good backup, though.

No big deal, though. The hype is just awesome.
 
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It's a good question. The Lore of Ice is long on weather control and ice attacks and completely missing anything more stealthy than 'summon a blizzard which you are immune to.'
Weather control is very stealthy when on a snow covered mountain. Hard to get more stealthy than "snowing so bad you can't physically be seen".
 
I am super looking forward to this. Seeing the ancient Ice Witch go all 'A WASTELAND, VOID OF LIFE' on the Kul is gonna be a blast.

And people were complaining about a lack of excitement on this trip.
 
I bet the social scene with Kohler comes after this trip, not before.

After this, Mathilde is going to spend an entire day huddled in the Landship's boiler room surrounded by wonderful heat and fire. :lol:
 
We did talk to her, as soon as she joined the Expedition. We specifically asked her about the heist in that chat, as our first priority.

If she doesn't want to say "we're gonna do it via a huge fist to the face rather than subtlety" when we come and ask her about it, that sounds like a her problem and not an us problem.
Uuuugh I hate it when I make a judgmental post only to be proven wrong. Edited my original post with the correction.
 
Huh, does it appear in canon much? Off-hand I can't think of any examples, though my knowledge is hardly exhaustive.

'Ice Maiden' is the canonical name for junior Ice Witches, while those using the Ungol magical traditions look old even if they aren't and are usually referred to as 'Hags'. And in Kislev, maidens wear entirely different headdresses to married women, venet for the former, kika for the latter. So it seemed to me like it was a strong belief in Kislevite society.

In that case, it is unclear to me why we expected Ljljana to be a better sneak than Johann and Hubert. Or at least Johann specifically.

Actually, why didn't she tell us? I feel like that was kind of important information.

The Ice Witches have a strong tendency towards secrecy, perhaps especially when it could show up the Imperinyi Elf-pets that took all the credit for the magical portion of the victory over Chaos back during the Great War.
 
Honestly this is cool as hell, and we should have asked ourselves "Is the Ice Witch stealthy?" No salty with this just feeling a bit dumb. A part of me wanted to see Johann and Mathiled gas mask heist 2.0 and is disappointed but well more war stories to feel smug about, even if we screw up no one is around to correct our story!
 
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Honestly, I think this can still work. Sneaking in while a very loud distraction happens is a tried and true strategy that Mathilde has had great success with in the past.

Ljiljana goes super saiyan and starts fucking shit up, the Kul go to full war mode and all their beefiest and burliest dudes go to fight her, Mathilde stabs them in the back while they're not looking and yoinks their super special sippy cup.
 
You know, Mathilde's also probably going to throw around the MMM too, which should be fun. Temporal dislocation, Bewilderment, and whatever the Ice Witch does on top of that? I wouldn't be surprised if this turns into another Skaven tunnels where we just kinda walk past all the defenses.
 
Honestly, I think this can still work. Sneaking in while a very loud distraction happens is a tried and true strategy that Mathilde has had great success with in the past.

Ljiljana goes super saiyan and starts fucking shit up, the Kul go to full war mode and all their beefiest and burliest dudes go to fight her, Mathilde stabs them in the back while they're not looking and yoinks their super special sippy cup.
Absolutely, as long as Ljiljana isn't relying on the 'Sword and Gun' close support backup while she Ice Storms the Kul.
 
I legitimately feel sorry for the Kul, to be honest. Mathilde is a scary enough murderblender on her own, especially when she's invisible while doing it, having a divinely powered storm as well will be epic. A good first step for reconciliation between the Widow and Ranald, I imagine.
Wait until we see how Mathilde manages to escape tens or hundreds of thousands of horse-mounted warriors before we start feeling sorry for them, I think
 
Y'know, have we ever had to actually recharge our seed before? I can't remember any instances in which we've been through all of the charges.

Fire crackles against your skin as the Ghyran of the Seed mingles with the Ulgu of your battle magics, and the magic is ignited by dwarvern runecraft before it has a chance to curdle into Dhar. Your shadow writhes in what might be agony and might be excitement, before lashing out and wrapping around the head of an orc, lifting him into the air then smashing him into the ground with crushing force. You take advantage of the gap this leaves in the miniature shieldwall to thrust your greatsword into a second orc's chest, at the precise angle Markus taught you so long ago. The orc burbles as his lung is punctured, then collapses as steel crunches against spine, and you let your unwavering grip on the hilt and the fall of the orc pull your blade free of his body once more. The final orc in your path turns to flee, and you barely bother to strike him down as you urge your shadowsteed to overtake him, and seconds later what you presume to be a Boar Boy Big Boss falls to the ground, trying and failing to scream through a mouthful of dirt as your blade pins him to the ground.

Tendrils of shadow stab downward, but they are arrested by an effort of will. Instead, you dismount and mutter a second mnemonic, and roots burst from your offhand to plunge into the orc's still-writhing body, feeding on his life energies to replenish the magic that healed you.

We've had one or two options that have been like "If you go to the fight there'll be enough corpses around for you to recharge the seed in time for The Next Scene" too. But yeah never a full recharge needed I don't think.

e: I thought there was another instance where we charged it on screen too, but I'm blanking on it haha.
 
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