- Location
- Somewhere, probably Earth
Ah, right, false alarm folks. Was Hubert they were talking about. Good on him!
Warhammer Fantasy: Divided Loyalties - an Advisor's Quest
- Thread starter Boney
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- Fantasy Users' Choice!
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Kornet
Quite possibly a sloth abomination
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- Mother Russia
Fell Moods are a Dwarf Fortress thing.This is made extra amazing by the use of the word "fell", which really isn't something we usually see associated with anyone less suspicious than Nagash
NavySeel
"I don't know what I'm doing."
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That's what he wants you to think.
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- USA
This is one hell of a thing to wake up to.
Sir_Travelsalot
Never wakes up tired.
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- At Home
Dwarf women don't have beards, they plait their hair.
Kornet
Quite possibly a sloth abomination
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- Mother Russia
Point of order: dwarf females use plaits instead of beards. And ours are long and neatly combed according to word of Boney.
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- Before the Ninth Gate
I think people are thinking about this twisted. I doubt Ranald could trick dwarves into thinking someone was a Dawi. Also, Ronald doesn't plan so much, he just does things sometimes, and occasionally stacks the deck.
Ranald, being Ranald, decided to try to see if He could steal a Dawi soul from the Underearth. Why? Because it was there, it was difficult, and it had never been done. So He succeeds, and gets away without being caught, and decides to reincarnate the soul, giving her a tendency to magic, leaning towards the least dwarfy magic possible. Why? Because it amuses Him, and why not gamble with this stolen money? Then the gamble paid off way to well, and the dwarven gods are like 'who the hell is this', especially Gazul, who worked through her. The ancestor gods start looking for her, and what do you know, they find a missing soul, they track that down, then find it all leads to Mathilde.
Ranald, being Ranald, decided to try to see if He could steal a Dawi soul from the Underearth. Why? Because it was there, it was difficult, and it had never been done. So He succeeds, and gets away without being caught, and decides to reincarnate the soul, giving her a tendency to magic, leaning towards the least dwarfy magic possible. Why? Because it amuses Him, and why not gamble with this stolen money? Then the gamble paid off way to well, and the dwarven gods are like 'who the hell is this', especially Gazul, who worked through her. The ancestor gods start looking for her, and what do you know, they find a missing soul, they track that down, then find it all leads to Mathilde.
DocMatoi
Theoretical Lover of Girls
- Location
- within 2 hours of the White House
- Pronouns
- They/Them
I mean like. What if it's a baby that was just born somewhere? Would put the "waiting on the consequences" line in a different context.
NavySeel
"I don't know what I'm doing."
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Female warhammer dwarfs don't have beards, they have braids, which Mathilde already has.
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- Mexico
The study concluded that she is in fact a male dwarf.
(otherwise the joke doesn't work).
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- Utrecht
Technically, Kragg can take us as an apprentice now
also, strictures of the Cult of Thungni say:
Never allow any non-Dwarf who has somehow acquired some knowledge of runic magic to pass on their knowledge.
So if we discover something about waystone runes, we can actually teach it without it being a death sentence.
also, strictures of the Cult of Thungni say:
Never allow any non-Dwarf who has somehow acquired some knowledge of runic magic to pass on their knowledge.
So if we discover something about waystone runes, we can actually teach it without it being a death sentence.
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- Canada
I mean...
If you really want to posit that your honored Ancestor God went out on two stilts to cosplay as some umgi deity of trickery and deception that is of course your prerogative
... Are you certain that you want to do that though?
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Aranfan
Team Plasma Grunt
Technically, Kragg can take us as an apprentice now
also, strictures of the Cult of Thungni say:
Never allow any non-Dwarf who has somehow acquired some knowledge of runic magic to pass on their knowledge.
So if we discover something about waystone runes, we can actually teach it without it being a death sentence.
But only to dwarfs.
That would be hilarious. Turns out some random human is the person in question.
Burned_Cookie
Very tired girl.
- Location
- Plato´s cave.
- Pronouns
- She/Her/It/Its
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- UK
Now the best thing to happen is Mathilde rolls for her reaction when she hears the news, rolls a 1, and proceeds to become completely convinced this is the truth.
Dwarven Infection Status: Complete
Edit: Wait, what if the Dawi is Mandred?
Dwarven Infection Status: Complete
Edit: Wait, what if the Dawi is Mandred?
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Kornet
Quite possibly a sloth abomination
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- Mother Russia
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- Utrecht
iirc it was in one of the Panoramia socials.
Kornet
Quite possibly a sloth abomination
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- Mother Russia
Humans do not have affinity to specific winds, at least most of them don't. Someone like Xerus could stumble into colored magic by virtue of temperament alone, but Mathilde is no Xerus, she was taken in to the Grey Order because of her age and because she imprinted on Reginald like a duckling.
Who says it wasn't Ranald who arranged that?
What her almost being burned alive by her village just as Reginald was passing through? That's a dark interpretation of Ranald you have there.
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Sir_Travelsalot
Never wakes up tired.
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- At Home
Because Ranald isn't memetic Tzeentch. This sort of long con and manipulation of a person's life events to set them on a guaranteed course would be wildly out of character for him.
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- Earth
Of course Sigmar was responsible for the Pyre.
Ranald sent the soldier
