Voted best in category in the Users' Choice awards.
If we were ever under serious suspicion, that would be a good argument - "go ask Kragg the Grimm, I have literally stood under Gazul's personal examination and judgement and been found acceptable."

Of course, as a Magister currently in good enough standing to possibly be under consideration for Magister Lord, being under that level of suspicion means that things have gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Sooo... saying we may be glad of having a Great Deed or two in our pocket soon?
Algards' personnel files, rotated into an eighth dimension.

Particulars:
Name: Dame Mathilde Weber
Blazon: Sable, bend argent, sword argent bendwise inverted, base dexter serpent supine vert and or.
Motto: Unseen, But Not Unfelt
Date of Birth: 2450
Official Titles: Magister of the Grey Order, Knight of Stirland, Thane of Karak Eight Peaks, Loremaster of Karak Eight Peaks, Court Wizard of Karak Eight Peaks.
Other Titles: The Dämmerlichtreiter, Sängerkritisch, Dawongr, Azrildrekked.
Former Titles: Spymistress of Stirland, War-Councillor of the Expedition to Karak Eight Peaks.
Faith: Ranald
Armament: Runic Greatsword 'Branulhune', two Dwarven Revolvers (8 shots), Marksdwarf Pistol (1 shot), Grounding Rod, armoured robes.

Assessment:
Very fine work.
Algards' real personnel files:

Assessment:
Good.
Very good.
Too good?
...Good gods I hope not.
 
Laughing as I picture "So you're the patriarch of the Grey Order" game, in a scenario where Reveal No Secrets! wins. Nega-verse Algard players just tearing their hair out as their incredibly suspicious rising star continues to be Hella Dubious.

Half the thread looking at our diplo score and shrugging like "Makes sense I guess. She had to be bad at something." and the other half 100% in paranoia mode and convinced Mathilde is Tzeentch's living avatar in the Old World.

The day those nega-verse Algard players finally manage to voting bloc up and personally investigate us, only to discover the Liber Mortis!? Oh the theoretical salt that will flow! :V
Hochlander quest is about to get its stakes upped. They entered with the intent of investigating Mathilde's Bursarial obligations, not ascertaining the purity of a prospective Lord (suspected Black) Magister.
 
Hochlander quest is about to get its stakes upped. They entered with the intent of investigating Mathilde's Bursarial obligations, not ascertaining the purity of a prospective Lord (suspected Black) Magister.
This is the part where the QM reveals that there was hidden text in the chargen choices:
{X} Dame Mathile Weber - In addition to her certification as a Magister of the Grey Order, Mathilde Weber was granted knighthood by the former Elector Count of Stirland, for her services as his spymaster. She has a reputation for being unusually... emphatic, in her actions, for a Grey Wizard - rather than discreet spying, she's more well known for razing Castle Drakenhof to the ground, or for having helped the reclaimed Karak-Eight-Peaks repel a massive Waaagh. Through her knighthood, she's come into possession of a fairly large portion of ownership over a large trading group, the Eastern Imperial Company, and has requested aid from the Grey College to help turn it into an intelligence gathering operation. Of course, you'll also be in a prime position to make certain she's not bending the Vow of Poverty too far... CHALLENGE MODE OPTION; YOU MAY NOT DISCUSS THIS HIDDEN TEXT OPENLY
 
Yes, the language that forms the basis of the Colleges' collective magical theory is clearly a language that does nothing for him. Because he does not know it.
What do you mean? He speaks Praestiana just fine.

The entire theory and basis for understanding of human magic is not based on eltharin, even if Praestiana itself might be.

So yes, knowing eltharin is useless to him, because he thinks of magic in Praestiana, and at this point it's completely ingrained.

We've asked if learning Aeltharin or whatever the actually even twister language for elf magic would make is better, and were told that no. We learned in Praestiana, we think in Praestiana. Every method we've ever used was based on Praestiana.
 
I do have to wonder what kind of rolls Algard Quest even got for Queekish though. Maybe something like the ones Belegar got for us retaking Eight Peaks.
 
Well there you go. Please tell me, what does Eltharin do for Johann, magically speaking?

For that matter, what does it do for Mathilde? I don't think it was ever relevant for our magical studies.
 
I do have to wonder what kind of rolls Algard Quest even got for Queekish though. Maybe something like the ones Belegar got for us retaking Eight Peaks.
I think Mathilde is probably the most paranoia-inducing factor in Algard and Belegar quests. She's too good, too competent, and everybody knows a GM doesn't give that away for free so they're just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
 
Well there you go. Please tell me, what does Eltharin do for Johann, magically speaking?

For that matter, what does it do for Mathilde? I don't think it was ever relevant for our magical studies.
Right, but that just supports the point of the person you quoted in the first place.
Yes, the language that forms the basis of the Colleges' collective magical theory is clearly a language that does nothing for him. Because he does not know it. :V

I think a better way to put this sentiment is that Johann does not give off the vibe of being interested in academia via studying and reading books-- he's rather more hands on and focused on material, practical pursuits.
Johann is not interested in abstract knowledge for its own sake. He is fairly focused on things' practical and use values. Mathilde is a nerd who learned Eltharin and Praestantia and Old Reikspiel in school, because she is a dorky bookworm who loves learning useless shit just because. EDIT: Or at least, shit whose immediate practical value is low; knowing Eltharin certainly has paid off for us big time.

It's not about being a better or worse wizard, just about what sort of person they each are.
 
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Well there you go. Please tell me, what does Eltharin do for Johann, magically speaking?

For that matter, what does it do for Mathilde? I don't think it was ever relevant for our magical studies.

It allowed Mathilde to make bank getting in with Asarnil and selling his memoirs is what it did for her. Let her make a truce with the dragon too.

Are you arguing against learning languages?

Edit: He's a magister, he can fight, he's clearly good enough to survive and thrive. That doesn't mean he can't improve himself. Mathilde is always improving herself, we just see what she does on screen.
 
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Right, but that just supports the point of the person you quoted in the first place.

Johann is not interested in abstract knowledge for its own sake. He is fairly focused on things' practical and use values. Mathilde is a nerd who learned Eltharin and Praestantia and Old Reikspiel in school, because she is a dorky bookworm who loves learning useless shit just because.

It's not about being a better or worse wizard, just about what sort of person they each are.
I'm pretty sure she learned those because they were required by the Grey College, for cyphers, not on her own volition.
 
It allowed Mathilde to make bank getting in with Asarnil and selling his memoirs is what it did for her. Let her make a truce with the dragon too.

Are you arguing against learning languages?
So, magically speaking, it does nothing? Because the implication was that he is a shmuck that isn't benefiting from the wide magical perks of knowing elf. I'm curious as to what those are.

I'm arguing Johann is no less of a wizard or scholar for not knowing eltharin.

For that matter, does Panoramia speak it?
 
Because the implication was that he is a shmuck that isn't benefiting from the wide magical perks of knowing elf.
Well, he's certainly a shmuck that isn't benefiting from the wide magical perks of knowing magic, and he could clear a lot of those up by learning elf, which is fairly similar.

He is certainly less of a wizard and a scholar for not knowing the language of the colleges, because that's how you tell the winds to do the loop-de-loops.
 
To get back to what started it: pointing to Panoramia's knowledge of soil as a sign of our obvious compatibility because she is clearly a great scholar... For knowing the fundamentals of her job.

Meanwhile, Johann gets ridiculed by not knowing a language that's largely useless to his magical career. Nevermind that he is widely knowledgeable on metals, likely more than Panoramia is on her own field, or that he isn't remotely expecting to interact with elves at a Karak at the edge of civilization. No, Johann clearly "isn't interested in the pursuit of knowledge" and a bad match for Mathilde.

Massive double standards being applied there.
 
Well, he's certainly a shmuck that isn't benefiting from the wide magical perks of knowing magic, and he could clear a lot of those up by learning elf, which is fairly similar.

He is certainly less of a wizard and a scholar for not knowing the language of the colleges, because that's how you tell the winds to do the loop-de-loops.
Personally, I suspect his mono-focused magic is why he hasn't learned praeswhatever; he's just not capable of grasping a magical language without far more effort than it would take any other wizard.
 
Well, he's certainly a shmuck that isn't benefiting from the wide magical perks of knowing magic, and he could clear a lot of those up by learning elf, which is fairly similar.

He is certainly less of a wizard and a scholar for not knowing the language of the colleges, because that's how you tell the winds to do the loop-de-loops.
Knowing elf does nothing for him magically, because what he knows he knows in Praestiana.

Given he is physically incapable of making magic do loops-de-loops, but is skilled enough on the other side of it to cast some of the most difficult (non BM) spells in any Lore, and is a Magister sufficiently respected to get a dispensation to try and reverse engineer skaventech, and has gilded damn near his entire body with success up till he got to his eyes, perhaps Johann knows a thing or two about being a Gold Wizard and productive uses of his time?
 
To get back to what started it: pointing to Panoramia's knowledge of soil as a sign of our obvious compatibility because she is clearly a great scholar... For knowing the fundamentals of her job.

Meanwhile, Johann gets ridiculed by not knowing a language that's largely useless to his magical career. Nevermind that he is widely knowledgeable on metals, likely more than Panoramia is on her own field, or that he isn't remotely expecting to interact with elves at a Karak at the edge of civilization. No, Johann clearly "isn't interested in the pursuit of knowledge" and a bad match for Mathilde.

Massive double standards being applied there.
My main issue from this—and it's something that I just gained from watching the conversation—is that apparently he doesn't even know enough of Lingua Praestantia to hold a conversation. You know, the basic language for magic that, presumably, most Wizards would learn to at least a conversational degree? Kinda the way he knows a few specific spells that are useful, but not much else. It seems to strike me as a largely utilitarian approach to gaining knowledge, rather than scholarly.
On the other hand, you're right in that we don't really know how Panoramia compares in her scholarly pursuits, so we can't really judge either way.
 
[X] Though you rarely think of those days, you did grow up on a farm and know something of the soil. Spend time with her as she goes about her work.
[X] Though you both use your magic to cheat, you both have an interest in personal fitness. Work out with him
 
Personally, I suspect his mono-focused magic is why he hasn't learned praeswhatever; he's just not capable of grasping a magical language without far more effort than it would take any other wizard.
Knowing elf does nothing for him magically, because what he knows he knows in Praestiana.

Given he is physically incapable of making magic do loops-de-loops, but is skilled enough on the other side of it to cast some of the most difficult (non BM) spells in any Lore, and is a Magister sufficiently respected to get a dispensation to try and reverse engineer skaventech, and has gilded damn near his entire body with success up till he got to his eyes, perhaps Johann knows a thing or two about being a Gold Wizard and productive uses of his time?
I've always interpreted it the exact opposite way around; he's limited because he doesn't actually know what he's trying to do. I don't really see the point in arguing it further, though; whether or not I'm correct, his circumstances aren't going to change (unless we buy him a staff and hope he gets his Arcane mark or something).
 
Each region is 20x20 squares. (Each square is 4 miles long.) 400 squares total.
Here's Table 1-1:

And here's the table for special features:
This reminds me that I forgot to calculate how much of the Border Princes is rivers but I'm not interested in doing that so I won't.

Anyway. First, I figure out how many rolls I'd need before rolling a special feature. 0+10+20+30+40=100, so 5 rolls. The first roll is average 49 or 51, so roll d50 to find out how many squares it takes. Average is 25. 25*5=125. 1/125=0.008, so 0.8% of a region is special features.

EDIT: I think the average amount of rivers per region is 1.6.
Oh, they actually give you an algorithm, not just a series of dice rolls.
...
Just going to do this the easy way... :V

Python:
import random

caves = 0
squares = 0
running = 0
rivers = 0
special = 0

while(squares < 400*1000000):
    t = random.randint(1,100) + running
    if(t > 100):
        if(random.randint(1,10) == 1):
            cave = random.randint(1,100)
            squares = squares + cave
            caves = caves + cave
        else:
            special = special + 1
            squares = squares + 1
        running = 0
    elif(t % 10 == 0):
        rivers = rivers + 1
        running = running + 10
    elif(t > 90):
        squares = squares + (50 * random.randint(1,10))
        running = running + 10
    elif(t > 80):
        squares = squares + (20 * random.randint(1,10))
        running = running + 10
    else:
        squares = squares + random.randint(1,100)
        running = running + 10
print("Total squares", squares)
print("Cave Squares per 400", caves/1000000)
print("Special Squares per 400", special/1000000)
print("Rivers per 400", rivers/1000000)
Assumed caves take up the listed space, that all specials aside from caves dominate one square and that rivers pass through but do not take up any squares.
Code:
Total squares: 400000012
Cave Squares per 400: 6.959403
Special Squares per 400: 1.234212
Rivers per 400: 0.501959
 
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