seems like us being associates with Edda due to trashy romance contributed a lot.
Interviewer: So, Dame Weber how did you become so preposterously rich?
Mathilde: The most important thing is faith. Faith in the gods, and faith in yourself.
Interviewer: How inspiring. As expected from a great hero.
Mathilde: The second most important thing is romance novels.
Interviewer: ...romance novels?
Mathilde: Romance novels. Dwarfs love romance novels. You give a dwarf a romance novel, and you'll have a much better time.
Interviewer: Ahh, thank you for that insight into our stalwart allies. Now, -
Mathilde: That ties into the next best way: Shit and Piss.
Interviewer: I beg your forgiveness? How does that lead to fortune?
Mathilde: I shall consider it. And you take that piss, and you sell it to dwarfs. Dwarfs love high quality piss.
Interviewer: Please, Dame Weber, tell me how I have angered you, and I will repent.
Mathilde: Now the third way to gain a fortune is to rip apart a malignant tumor of a trading cartel, and take it's place as a benign growth.
Interviewer: Is this about Marienburg Import And Export.
Mathilde: Mmhh.
Interviewer: I will deliver you message.
...
Interviewer: Can we still do the interview? I really want to hear about the Flensburg swap. And I probably should hear about the League. Uhm, so I can deliver your message with greater impact.
Can you autograph this original incriminating paperwork?
Mathilde: Sure, I always like to meet a fan who knows that what's bad for the Empire is bad for him.
A.N: This... kinda spiraled out of control. It started as a three line joke.