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Papa Teclis finally gonna come home after saying he was going out for elf milk and would be right back centuries ago??

The Journeyman trio is hard at work - the Water Spirit tributary only takes three days to do, so at three Journeymen that explains the observed once-a-day increase. Them being right next to Sylvania probably helps too.
Good job, grad students! Unpaid labor being used to further science through scut work pays off once again!
 
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For what it's worth, I imagine if Mathilde heard Teclis was coming over because he heard the Project was doing so well, she would actively have to contain her excitement. Quite literally without Teclis, Mathilde would have been burnt at a stake. Teclis is elf dad for a reason. She would have to remind herself that he is only just now coming back, and that there are many times the Colleges could have used his help.

...Unrelated, but Teclis notes that the flow of energy comes from Lyonesse, which basically confirms Albion, though he doesn't call it by that name. But the absence of any mention of an increased flow from anywhere else implies to me that the rest of the Old World's energy (southern Bretonnia, Estalia, Tilea, maaaybe Athel Loren) gets its energy from Los Cabos. I could be reading too much into it, but I feel like I'm onto something.

It may or may not be worth biting the bullet and examining the Bretonnian network (and probably Estalia) next turn.

Yes, which means some of the Winds coming from the North Pole don't make it to the Empire and thus into the network. The Kislev tributaries mean more Winds don't make it to the Empire and thus to the network.
Not the tributaries themselves. The tributaries move earthbound magic, not the free-flowing Winds. And Kislev right now needs to get a lot of that earthbound magic out so their crops get better and stuff.

And even if we peppered Kislev in waystones, in general they're so common and prevalent that even as far south as Karak Eight Peaks we needed to make an active effort to make sure our lab wasn't affected by them. Even back when Kislev had their own mini-Vortex and hadn't been blown back into a dark age by Chaos, the Ulthuan Vortex was fine and the Empire had plenty of (illegal) mono-Wind wizards, didn't it?

I don't think we need to worry about the flow to Ulthuan for now.

Good job, grad students! Unpaid labor being used to further science through scut work pays off once again!
I think they're actually getting paid, for what it's worth - Roswita is basically employing them. I don't recall how much the usual wages of Journeymen are, though.
 
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He's just returned from a rather fraught expedition to the Turtle Isles, and it would be some time before it would be safe to once more sup dosages that would allow him to heft a sword in one hand and a staff in another.
Okay so Teclis gets out of the Tower but it's draining and takes a lot out of him.

For now, he must serve Ulthuan and the world from his gilded cage.
He hates being stuck in the Tower due to politcs and his physical state but there's the solace that he's doing good work to help the world.

He itches to investigate it himself, as he so often does, but he'll have to settle for sending someone else in his stead, as he also so often does.
Dude is a nerd who wants to poke at cool stuff like all proper magic users but his responsibilities hold him back. That really sucks.

The extra energy arriving from the Empire is proportionately much larger than these, and cannot be solely attributed to the general waxing in the energies of Chaos. His eyes are pulled inexorably towards the window from which the phoenix eyrie can be seen, but no, blast it.
Teclis does want to visit the Empire and the colleges as seen by this track of thoughts, but he his responsibilities stop him from doing so.

The only possible explanation is that bit by bit, stone by stone, the network is expanding. More than that - it is being expanded.
Here's the realization.

"Oh, my sweet, clever children," he laughs, and lifts his quill with a flourish to start writing a series of letters that will make a lot of Elves very upset.
He's so proud and happy about this.

The letters he's writing is likely him flexing his political weight to help the Colleges/Empire/Humans out, which is gonig to be great and a glorious mess.

The thing about being Teclis is that being Teclis means being a magical genius on such a scale that you can body fucking Malekith while you're still the elf version of a sickly teenager juicing on magical steroids just to stand up. If it was anyone else, we'd probably have gone unnoticed quite significantly longer.
The absurd thing about Teclis is just how young he is in comparison to his peers in magic. Sure the Curse is a major thing and the fact he's dealt with it as well as he had is one hell of a feat, but he's still able to punch out Cthulu as young as he is reactively.

Shows something we weren't thinking about though, if the Eonir could detect K8-Peaks why couldn't the High Elves? Especially since they'd be heavily monitoring the Network since their island and the Vortex both need it.

So the big increase was probably them picking up K8, if the Eonir could, then the Asur could too.
I mean it did take Teclis to detect it as quickly as they did, normal mages would've connected the dots eventually but no where near as quickly.

Ok! So this tells us several things.
  1. The Asur do in fact have ways of monitoring the exact flow of energy coming in from the Empire, probably an entire team to oversee it.
  2. The Journeyman trio is hard at work - the Water Spirit tributary only takes three days to do, so at three Journeymen that explains the observed once-a-day increase. Them being right next to Sylvania probably helps too.
  3. We can actually call Teclis dad without it being weird.
Journeyman Trio is going insanely well, props to them.

I wanna get the Orbs made so Mathilde can ask Teclis how he got his supply of Aethyric Vitae. Just because.
Yeah we all really want this.

The thing about Ulthuan noticing is the person responsible for doing so is fucking Teclis, the guy who has Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Wisdom, and Charisma for dump stats.
I really want to see how you handle this because it's going to be glorious.

"Ooh ooh, then do you want to see what I did with Vlag??"
I think Teclis would be proud and amused.

I'm going to guess that Teclis is about to make an argument to some people that, as the Empire/Colleges have clearly already figured out how to add to the Waystone network, it would only be responsible to give them enough information to do so safely.

So as to who he's pissing off- many, many people.
Elfs are also going to blame him for humans even being able to figure it out in the first place. There's the complications with the Eonir relationship as well.

It figures Teclis of all people could put it together from all the way over in Ulthuan with second hand reports that only touch on the flows of magical energy.
Yeah it's kinda Teclis's thing.

he is an elf, I expect his next decade to consist primarily of boasting about how smart he is for convining some humans to make more waystones
I'm imagining Teclis acting like a more smug Maes Hughes.

If the recipients of Teclis's letters were going to be mad at what he has to write, some of them are going to be even more mad when they get the actual details from the Empire. Dwarves resurgent, Marienburg in peril, Druchii making diplomatic overtures to the Eonir and the Empire, and at the center of it all is Asarnil's scribe!
Yeah Elf's are going to be so confused by Mathilde and the Phoenix King isn't likely to be positively disposed towards her.

On another note, this update really drives home just how much of an impact the curse has on Teclis, even though he's clearly aware of exactly what his limits are, knows better than to push past them, and has figured out ways to work around them in a lot of situations. Which, in turn, drives home just how much he did in coming to the Old World.
I'm getting some Eda from Owl Hose Vibes in how well handled the curse/long term illness is handled.

I'm about 85% convinced that's what is going to happen if he does come back. Beyond the hilarity involved, it'll given Boney more time to work out what the effects of Teclis returning to the Colleges (and presumably updating/adding to the curriculum) would be. I doubt every College is suddenly going to get a dozen spells added to their spellbooks, but presumably he'll be able to look at how the Colleges have grown in the two centuries since he was last here and smooth out any misunderstandings or critical flaws.

Maybe he'll finally be able to explain the Divine Magic thing, given that we know it's BS.
I imagine there's tons of stuff Teclis would love to teach to help out, even one turn's worth of effort from him would really help the Colleges.

Again, people, it didn't actally say he will be the one coming to check the empire, just that he is sending letters.

hope, but don't assume.
Personally I don't think he'll be able to come to the Empire himself initially but he'll likely send a Apprentice or favored Agent of his to check things out.

i am currently attempting to use my willpower to manifest an outcome where we have the morbs done before the elves show up

On the one hand, they're elves, they don't generally do things quick, so we might have another 6 months before anyone shows up.

On the other hand, elves take the Waystone network very seriously, so if anything is gonna spur them to act quick, this might be it.
Orbs just as Telics arrives would be one hell of a flex, along with Mathilde getting Telics to come back people may want her to become in charge of the Colleges based off that.

Teclis returning is kind of hopium at the moment, but, like, it's logical hopium? I mean, if someone in the Empire is expanding the network, it's not unreasonable to assume the Colleges are in on it. If they are, then whether the verdict is to aid them or stop them, Teclis would be a logical choice to send since his status in the Colleges would allow him to do either with ease.

Also, on another note, I imagine Teclis will be exchanging info with the embassy to the Empire, to try and see how the Colleges have done this, since the embassy seems to keep an eye and ear out for new magical developments. They may point to Middenland and the Eonir, possibly the fog bridge if that gets done, but the topic of Waaagh and Peace might also raise Teclis' interest.
Mathilde's work with interesting stuff mainly Dwarves, Skaven and Orks would be interesting to Teclis. Same with her research into the Divine and using multiple Winds. But what would interest him the most in my opinion would be Wind Ascension.

Oh.
Well that makes me glad we did not sign off on the Druchii.
And also…Oh boy. We need to haul tail on those Morbs or freaking bury the plan.
Same because that would be really awkward.

"Ok people, let's all calm down! Algard get the banner, Reicthard your on fireworks duty, Mira I want spotlights everywhere, Feldman we need enough tables to seat all of the colleges, Paranoth you do the refreshments, von draken your on crowd control AND WHERE THE HELL IS OUR MAN FROM THE CELESTIALS!

we only got half a year to make this the best damn "welcome back, we missed you" party this side of lyonesse."

Dragomas approximately 0.3 seconds after learning teclis is coming.
The Colleges are going to be so happy but Algard and Dragomas are going to have headaches from the paperwork. If Mathilde wasn't a shoe in for future leadership before she is now one for sure.
 
I find the little detail about how Teclis always smiles when he get to missives about the Empire to be really great. It's just a really small and adorable detail. It's extremly cute
 
Not the tributaries themselves. The tributaries move earthbound magic, not the free-flowing Winds. And Kislev right now needs to get a lot of that earthbound magic out so their crops get better and stuff.

And even if we peppered Kislev in waystones, in general they're so common and prevalent that even as far south as Karak Eight Peaks we needed to make an active effort to make sure our lab wasn't affected by them. Even back when Kislev had their own mini-Vortex and hadn't been blown back into a dark age by Chaos, the Ulthuan Vortex was fine and the Empire had plenty of (illegal) mono-Wind wizards, didn't it?

I don't think we need to worry about the flow to Ulthuan for now.
My point wasn't that the flow to Ulthuan is in danger or anything, but that Ulthuan's measurements can pick up the Stirland tributaries so they can measure changes in earthbound magic and thus could measure the change from the Kislev tributaries, and then they'll look at those readings and see spikes of decreased inflow and say "oh no, they broke something".

What I didn't think about and what I think you're right about is the fact the tributaries only pick up magic that has setteled for long enough to lose its Windy nature, so they should only collect magic that settled in Kislev and wouldn't have made it into the network anyway, but if that's not the case we could inadvertently give Teclis a scare.
 
I think they're actually getting paid, for what it's worth - Roswita is basically employing them. I don't recall how much the usual wages of Journeymen are, though.
Mathilde started out being paid 50 gold crowns / turn, or 100gc annually. This was with a poorer Stirland in crisis, but Wilhelmina probably wouldn't want to add "shortchanged the Colleges on what they are owed" to Abelhelm's problems early on.
 
Also, for everyone talking about cats with tentacles or sword tails or such, might I remind you of the noble Displacer Beast? We can continue GW's long-standing tradition of stealing shit from other IPs!

This has been bothering me for years, but I believe that originally the displacer beast (aka a black panther with tentacles around the neck\body iirc), was already stolen by d&d from one of the shorts on the voyage of the space beagle by A.E. van Vogt, which in turn was also stolen by a American author of sci Fi adventure that created on of the first female teen protagonists on the genre that I'm unfortunately forgetting the name, where a very similar beast appears. I think as a animal companion not a monster.

So you know, stealing is caring. And copyright on designs is bullshit.
 
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Heh. Lore always has Teclis as impressed by or fond of his human students (at least one of the army books is explicit that he realises humanity will eventually surpass the elves), but it's nice to see that shown here.

Also, who remembers this comment by a certain Delf?
She snorts. "Your Orders should have learned that impulsive generosity is so very fleeting when your princeling abandoned you.
If Teclis does come back (or send someone in his place), this becomes kind of hilarious.
 
Though that does make me wonder if we can introduce Ranald to Teclis. Teclis gets some godly assistance and Ranald gets another investment, in this case some possible progress towards that sweet, sweet Magician face?
...

Ngl, I think Teclis meeting Ranald can only go two ways.

Teclis basically saying "How quaint, its Loec with a mustache".

Or utter, utter chaos.
 
If the recipients of Teclis's letters were going to be mad at what he has to write, some of them are going to be even more mad when they get the actual details from the Empire. Dwarves resurgent, Marienburg in peril, Druchii making diplomatic overtures to the Eonir and the Empire, and at the center of it all is Asarnil's scribe!
"If this is some bloody plot by bloody Asarnil, I'm gonna be pissed" -- Phoenix King
 
I imagine that if any of the elf gods were gonna get into fisticuffs with Khaine over the curse of Anerion then it would already have happened. I'm not saying it is unsolvable, but I don't think Ranald can trivially lift it.
 
If we get to show Teclis our DIY orbs of magic, his reaction to Schrödinger's Snake is going to be glorious.

"You caught it in a way that has completely butchered it, but it is still alive and endlessly regenerating? What are the odds of that?"

I imagine that if any of the elf gods were gonna get into fisticuffs with Khaine over the curse of Anerion then it would already have happened. I'm not saying it is unsolvable, but I don't think Ranald can trivially lift it.

Of course not, but Ranald has thrown hands with Khorne and has made advancements into the godly stock market, so I could see him being willing to lend what assistance he can.
 
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Oh god Teclis is coming to look we're not ready oh god oh god

More seriously, this is very heartwarming but also pretty alarming! I think we should be shelving any actions that aren't AV and Waystones in the near future.

Except... Mathilde actually has 2 Masteries that would be really useful for poor Teclis: Aethyric Armour's staving off of exhaustion, and the Shadowsteed that you can comfortably ride indefinitely, where the regular version tires you out like regular riding.

It'd be pretty cool if we could get one or both of those codified in time for him to show up.
 
Oh god Teclis is coming to look we're not ready oh god oh god

More seriously, this is very heartwarming but also pretty alarming! I think we should be shelving any actions that aren't AV and Waystones in the near future.

Except... Mathilde actually has 2 Masteries that would be really useful for poor Teclis: Aethyric Armour's staving off of exhaustion, and the Shadowsteed that you can comfortably ride indefinitely, where the regular version tires you out like regular riding.

It'd be pretty cool if we could get one or both of those codified in time for him to show up.

I... don't think you can codify masteries*. they are what happens when you take a spell stripped of personal touches and built on unceasing logic** and alter it unconsciously like one shifts their footing when they step on uneven ground. or like when you sit down to get confortable when reading and slowly shift into a position best suited for it***.

and as anyone who has had to get up after just getting comfotable, you can't do it intentionally no matter how much you want to.


*and elves need codified magic, they don't have an equivalent to the unconscious magic of humans. every single step in a spell an elf can perform must be painstakingly written out and the caster needs a fairly strong basis in sevyrric theory. they can't wing spells. it's one of the major differences between how humans do it and how elves do it. humans make the wind part of them and understand it as such, elves keep it strictly seperate and understand it from a purely outside perspective.

**zhuf logic, but still logic.

***best suited for you specifically
 
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I... don't think you can codify masteries. they are what happens when you take a spell stripped of personal touches and built on unceasing logic* and alter it unconsciously like one shifts their footing when they step on uneven ground. or like when you sit down to get confortable when reading and slowly shift into a position best suited for it**.

and as anyone who has had to get up after just getting comfotable, you can't do it intentionally no matter how much you want to.


*zhuf logic, but still logic.

**best suited for you specifically

We explicitly can codify masteries, it is just even harder than normal spell codification because you need to figure how how to replace the soul mutation you are using as a crutch.
 
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