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Since you seem to have anime knowledge, can you provide context on the person Boney posted here?
Yor Forger is a loyal housewife who's secretly an (inexplicably) superhuman assassin who is married to Loid Forger, she does not know Loid is a super spy
Loid Forger is a super spy who married Yor for in order to create a civilian cover, he does not know Yor is a superhuman assassin
The two have an adopted daughter named Anya who is secretly a psychic, neither of them know this. Anya, being psychic, does know that they are an assassin and a spy
They also adopted a precognitive dog named Bond

Yor's main thing is that she's a sweet ingenue who's just blatantly and inexplicably superhuman and somehow Loid is never suspicious about any of this


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I figured out why the Ranaldite Barnes and Ignoble Book Acquisitions idea bothers me so much.

Hypocrisy isn't necessarily an unfamiliar hat for Mathilde to wear, but it's gathered some dust when it comes to the Dwarves specifically.

Remember how distressed Belegar was when he asked Mathilde to lie to the other councilors and say she never asked KaK for assistance with Waaagh Birdmuncha? Using an institution he's bankrolling on our behalf to sponsor thefts seems like it would be, if not more nationally distressing, more personally distressing.

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With the EIC expanding into the Karaz Ankor, one very important thing needs to be communicated very clearly: Dwarves don't think like us. Dwarves have no truck in concepts like 'close enough' or 'acceptable levels of corruption' or 'it's just business' or 'proportional response'. The price of rocking the boat being higher than the cost of whatever institutional graft is taking place is no protection when one is dealing with Dwarves. Put your promises in writing and then stick to them. Because there's very little as bad for business as a Dwarf Clan that's been wronged, and it can be difficult to make a profit with an axe where your face used to be.

It turns out very easy indeed to gather the materials for the speech you'll be putting on twice, once here and once in Stirland. All you have to do is walk into any tavern in Karag Lhune - and there's more than a couple now that the Dwarf population has begun moving into the Chiselwards in earnest - and announce that you want to hear about times that unfaithful dealings by humans received its just deserts, and all you have to do is prepare your notebook as those present argue about who has the best stories and then jot down notes as the flood of anecdote begins.

The most infamous tale is, of course, the one where a Dwarf clan was shortchanged tuppence for the construction of some type of fortification, and after they quite politely pointed out the shortfall and were told in no uncertain terms that no monetary reconciliation would be forthcoming, the entire Clan went to war, battled the local army and won, and tore the fortress to the ground. You heard five different versions of it, few of which agree on details, and are not entirely convinced that it happened; but if it did, you don't have much sympathy to whoever it happened to. Contrary to what some might think, it's hard to get on the wrong side of a Grudge by accident. Even the most cantankerous and hair-trigger of Dwarves will make their problem clear before they skip straight to the violence, and if you believe that their case against you is unjustified the matter can be escalated to their Clan Elders, then to the Hold's Loremasters, then to the King of their Hold, and even to the High King if you believe it necessary. It's only when one wrongs a Dwarf and makes it clear they will make no redress whatsoever that the Dwarves go to war.

But though the tale might be an exaggeration, it very definitely gets the message across, as do the dozen other tales you gather from the taverns and the relevant laws and precedents pulled from your library. First to the local EIC representatives, who are still getting established here, and then to a full meeting of representatives from every branch of the EIC, you very thoroughly lay out not just what not to do, but also why not. You describe the Book of Grudges, and cite several examples - not from the Dammaz Kron, which describes only the most terrible of wrongs done to the Dwarven race, but from the local Books of Grudges maintained in each of the hold, which records every unsettled score. One in particular seems particularly relevant: an unsettled debt between Zhufbar and the Asoborn tribe, where tribesman made a delivery of a cartload of wild grains in exchange for three good axes, only for it to be later discovered that the grains were mouldy and cut with sawdust. After the destruction of Castle Drakenhof, several Grudges against the Vampires were struck out as settled, but so too were several accumulated Grudges against the rulers and population of Stirland - and then, when it was judged that the Grudges struck out were almost but not quite sufficient, they kept going back until they found a Grudge of just the right severity, and only then were the sins of the long-dead Asoborns forgiven.

Judging by the horrified stares you get, the message has been successfully communicated. What you didn't tell them was that the sins of those Asoborns would likely never be pursued, or at least not until the more important Grudges against greenskins, Skaven, Chaos Gods, Chaos Dwarves, Ogres and Elves were settled first. A little terror would be good for them.

[Instil Corporate Policy: Stewardship, Breakpoints 40/80: 64+18+4(Library: The Karaz Ankor)=86.]
 
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Yor's main thing is that she's a sweet ingenue who's just blatantly and inexplicably superhuman and somehow Loid is never suspicious about any of this
To be honest, Loid himself does some pretty crazy shit as well, and some of the later episodes/volumes showcase several other characters doing the same with no indications of special circumstances. I just assume she's not actually superhuman by the standards of their world. Peak human, perhaps, definitely above average, but not necessarily blatantly supernatural.

Still surprising that he doesn't question why a supposedly normal civil servant is that physically capable though.
 
I actually wrote out an argument explaining why the Ranald bounty thing would be okay, and when I read it, it made me feel icky.

I'm not against Mathilde bending morality and ethics when there's a noble purpose behind it, because sometimes you just need to bulldoze through social convention, but stocking up the library barely counts, especially when we have so many legitimate ways of doing it.
 
To be honest, Loid himself does some pretty crazy shit as well, and some of the later episodes/volumes showcase several other characters doing the same with no indications of special circumstances. I just assume she's not actually superhuman by the standards of their world. Peak human, perhaps, definitely above average, but not necessarily blatantly supernatural.

Still surprising that he doesn't question why a supposedly normal civil servant is that physically capable though.
Because Loid considers himself only a fairly average marshal artist. To him it makes sense that someone who is actually good at it would be great.
 
If we want to do this Ranaldite book thing, we don't we limit it to books slated for purging by religious or political reason? With any luck they would only target institutions with this specification and unfortunate things happening to the book due to a getaway doesn't matter much if the book was going to be burnt anyway. Hopefully Mathilde would the screen the acquisitions to see if they were harmful or not.
 
Because Loid considers himself only a fairly average marshal artist. To him it makes sense that someone who is actually good at it would be great.
Ah, right. The whole issue with being raised around above average people and no longer recognizing what counts as unusual.
Should be noted that Anya is very young and doesn't fully understand everything that is going on.
Yep. She knows a lot of stuff, but most of it is meaningless to her so she ignores it or just forgets.
 
To be honest, Loid himself does some pretty crazy shit as well, and some of the later episodes/volumes showcase several other characters doing the same with no indications of special circumstances. I just assume she's not actually superhuman by the standards of their world. Peak human, perhaps, definitely above average, but not necessarily blatantly supernatural.

Still surprising that he doesn't question why a supposedly normal civil servant is that physically capable though.
I mean not really

Loid and Co have their share of action hero nonsense too don't get me wrong, because that's just the kind of world Spy x Family is
But Yor has always been portrayed as ridiculous even by their standards
Like that bizarre tennis tournament where Loid and Fiona had to beat gogo gadget cheaters and roided out freaks in various matches
And then at the end Fiona wants to take Yor on in a match and Yor just hits the ball so hard it breaks the sound barrier and blows Fiona's racket into smithereens

And we see what other weirdo assassins are like in the world of Spy x Family, and Yor is freak of nature compared to them too, like it's not even close
She's just built different apparently
 
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Although on the note of Yor/Mathilde parallels it is rather funny. For the record while Yor is an assassin she is hardly a stealthy one, her style of assassination generally is the "walk in and kill everyone in the building" style and she certainly has a very high body count.

Now obviously Mathilde isn't that blatant but we did spec her to be pretty kill and action movie nonsense which is more than good enough, honestly I wouldn't be surprised in the future if she does pull off some superhuman physical feats as she becomes more of a creature of Ulgu than flesh.
 
Please consider that our library scribes who both speak and read Tilean and Reikspiel could just translate those to Reikspiel right away.
I'm not sure they could. My understanding is that we only trained them as copiers, with translation needing dedicated training even if you can speak both languages, because translating technical or poetic language is difficult even for bilingual people.
 
I'm not sure they could. My understanding is that we only trained them as copiers, with translation needing dedicated training even if you can speak both languages, because translating technical or poetic language is difficult even for bilingual people.
This is correct.
Being literate in two different languages does not make you able to accurately translate technical tomes on subjects you aren't familiar with between them.
Translation is a specialized skill and we do not have staff for that.
 
I'm not sure they could. My understanding is that we only trained them as copiers, with translation needing dedicated training even if you can speak both languages, because translating technical or poetic language is difficult even for bilingual people.
This is correct.

Translation is a specialized skill and we do not have staff for that.
Well, I stand corrected. I suppose we might want to learn Tilean in the future, but it's definitely a far-off thing unless we get an absolutely silly number of Tilean books. That's definitely a big point against the Aquila Academy. For us, at least - I'm sure Francesco would take advantage of a bunch of Tilean books of war.
 
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I'd really rather she has someone she can turn to if something comes up then bring alone in the foreign quarters hoping nothing goes wrong.

We could always just have someone we trust come along as a secondary thing. Have Max see what kind of book shopping he can manage in Lothern or something, then give Eike her own assignment and imply we'll dock marks if she has to run to Max to help her but that she should anyway if stuff goes too far sideways.
 
We could always just have someone we trust come along as a secondary thing. Have Max see what kind of book shopping he can manage in Lothern or something, then give Eike her own assignment and imply we'll dock marks if she has to run to Max to help her but that she should anyway if stuff goes too far sideways.
I like this idea, especially since Max could try to get some contacts to buy Asur books from for us. They might not be interested in exporting to some random human but they may be interested in selling lots of expensive books to a very rich library which will be in consistent demand for new books for a very long time.
 
I like this idea, especially since Max could try to get some contacts to buy Asur books from for us. They might not be interested in exporting to some random human but they may be interested in selling lots of expensive books to a very rich library which will be in consistent demand for new books for a very long time.
On the other hand, sending Max on a diplomatic mission...

Does Egrimm speak Eltharin, or is Johann our best bet?
 
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