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For the purposes of a Right-of-Way Battle Altar, wouldn't mind getting a custom-built steam tank from the Dwarfs to mount it on.

Given that a RoW Battle Altar necessarily needs to be leading a charge from the front, it needs some weight to it I think, more-so than, say, a Luminark.
 
Would it be possible to convert substance of shadow into a substance of fog spell? Trading off the perfect intangibility for getting rid of the vulnerability to light. Sure, maybe you couldn't walk through walls, but I can imagine a lot of situations where having swords and bullets pass harmlessly through you and being able to flow around cages, bars, shackles, etc could be useful. If it retained the on and off at will nature of substance of shadow it'd be pretty hell on wheels in a fight.
 
Do you tihnk we can reuse this solution to haul cart of Charcoal to Laurelorn?
If we get a powerful enough - or large enough number - of skywalk enchanted items to allow Stompy to walk just above the surface of the swamp, then yes. [the charcoal is loaded onto its back rather than on a wagon]

Stompy: happy mammoth noises
 
Would it be possible to convert substance of shadow into a substance of fog spell? Trading off the perfect intangibility for getting rid of the vulnerability to light. Sure, maybe you couldn't walk through walls, but I can imagine a lot of situations where having swords and bullets pass harmlessly through you and being able to flow around cages, bars, shackles, etc could be useful. If it retained the on and off at will nature of substance of shadow it'd be pretty hell on wheels in a fight.

Wouldn't that be a variation of Alka-whatever's travelling mist spell? I think Boney said the hard part was turning yourself back into flesh without horribly imploding yourself. Alka got away with it because he's a vampire who could survive that sort of nonsense.

Also I just discovered that my phone has "Alka-whatever" in its auto-complete dictionary.
 
No.

Boats are better that carts for moving large numbers of men and supplies over land.

I want a battle alter that does the opposite. Build one into the prow of a ship that lets the ship sail up over land by creating a lake even over road. Unleash the wolf ships! The enemies of the empire will know the bite of their cannons no matter how far from water they flee!

Also the idea that it would let Barak Var sail from Barak Var to Kaza Karak is hillarious. I can just see dawi looking over the rails of the steam ship, watching the paddles spin pushing against mist and shadow.

Karak Eight Peaks needs a port.
Not!@ B New spell proposal: Rite of Row. Creates a fog that envelops a ship and enables it to travel over land and other terrain. :V
 
Would it be possible to convert substance of shadow into a substance of fog spell? Trading off the perfect intangibility for getting rid of the vulnerability to light. Sure, maybe you couldn't walk through walls, but I can imagine a lot of situations where having swords and bullets pass harmlessly through you and being able to flow around cages, bars, shackles, etc could be useful. If it retained the on and off at will nature of substance of shadow it'd be pretty hell on wheels in a fight.

Theoretically someone with a strong affinity for literal fog might be able to.
 
A mist spell that confuses [air] for [a burrito]...

But, actually, if I remember correctly, Ulgu is confirmed as being able to lift stuff up into the air if you're okay with it just hanging around like a fog bank a few feet over the ground, and being blown around is a boat's natural state of being, so to speak.

That would seem like a surprisingly solid use-case of an otherwise niche effect.

@picklepikkl, do you happen to know if there's a post from Boney mentioning the 'Ulgu can let things float around' idea?
 
Ironically, if an individual didn't care at all for long-term reliable trade and were just looking for any way of going directly over the incredibly unpleasant swamp that has been cultivated to be an obstacle to the enemies of Laurelorn for millennia, Ulgu could do it via flight.
If you wanted to drift leisurely or be blown about by the winds like a flying sailboat, that would be easier to achieve with Ulgu. Straightforwardly applicable to logistics flight, ie: speed and reliability, is Azyr.
Unfortunately, we want speed and reliability because, you know. Trading company.

...If wonder if Markgraf Nyklaus would appreciate a flying sailboat.

Edit: Actually, I just remembered the whole "flying enchantments are dangerous because if dispelled then they just drop down", and we'd probably want to avoid that for anyone.
 
Thank you.

Yes, it indeed says like a sailboat. It and the post that quoted it also prove that the notion of a flying sailboat is the first immediate thought of everyone who remembers that, so I feel a bit less special. :V

But, you know, consider; regular trading sailboats get by pretty okay using what nature gives them. In a featureless void Azyr would let you render the boat an interesting choice of airplane frame, but if you're okay with the boat having the limitations of a boat then a boat that can go over solid ground sometimes is still a pretty good choice if you want some of the benefits of boat travel in a place that's hard to get to by boat.
 
So anyways Mathilde needs to get more grey wizard minions so she can build a battle altar and have her minions crew it. So we either needs more apprentices, or do some kind of internship program where she uses Grey wizards as slave labor for a letter of recommendation.
 
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I'm thinking the we have a cabin example of soil behaving like water- when Kragg and Thorek boiled the caldera. Given the 'reality is a bit twangy' comments, we might be better off with an orb of sorcery to losen reality and then a bit of runecraft to make the boat float on soil?
 
Eike is gonna have some interesting ideas...
The real question is whether her access to the thread gestalt is something that, in the fiction of the setting, she's "always" had (so that this is her normal level of creativity), or if it's new upon becoming Mathilde's apprentice (implying that being apprenticed to Mathilde makes you accessible by us).

I'm not saying that we're a bunch of extradimensional horrors piping our dark designs into our anointed victims, but IA IA MATHILDE FHTAGN
 
The real question is whether her access to the thread gestalt is something that, in the fiction of the setting, she's "always" had (so that this is her normal level of creativity), or if it's new upon becoming Mathilde's apprentice (implying that being apprenticed to Mathilde makes you accessible by us).

I'm not saying that we're a bunch of extradimensional horrors piping our dark designs into our anointed victims, but IA IA MATHILDE FHTAGN
Speak for yourself.
 
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