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She will keep it in a box in the basement, like all the others. :p
Magister Lord Mathilde, doing her Do Not Touch, No Really I Mean It This Time spiel to her newest apprentice:
"And in that fizzing jar- yes, the one behind the dripping box- is Waaaagh energy I stole from an Idol to Only Gork, that time I was Avatar of Only Mork."

Mathilde will end up inside the Chaos Realm and manages to escape into the past, before the Sylvania campaign
We never did find out who was the mother to Abelheim's kids... :V
 
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I'd like to end this without turning one of the K8P into an invisible mountain. Just think how the Dragons will complain. They are just flying along, minding their own buisness, when suddenly invisible mountain to the face, like a giant lamp post.

Not to mention the Dwarf King. What kind of Dwarf hold has Sunlight going right into its heart? Not a proper one, I'll tell you that!
 
To be honest, as I said, I'm not voting this because power (And neither do many others who are doing this), I'm doing this because it's better than touching the third rail to discharge the electricity, but to delegate handling the hot potato to an expert in fencing divine power.

Like, anything we get out of it is just bonus, it's mostly just getting it the fuck out of our hands before it blows something we care about up
Yeah, this should be priority. As much as I might favor some possible rewards more than others, safety and success is the most important thing.
 
I'd like to end this without turning one of the K8P into an invisible mountain. Just think how the Dragons will complain. They are just flying along, minding their own buisness, when suddenly invisible mountain to the face, like a giant lamp post.
So we have three theories of what will happen to the mountain:
1- Karak 7 and a half peaks
2- Volcano
3- Invisible mountain

Any others ?
 
So we have three theories of what will happen to the mountain:
1- Karak 7 and a half peaks
2- Volcano
3- Invisible mountain

Any others ?

"Kind Belegar! The Mountain's turned green!"
"What? How's that possible? It should be too rocky for much to grow on any mountain."
"No sir, I don't mean that plants are growing on the mountain. I mean it's quite literally green, even the caverns are green."
"...I have a feeling it's that Strollendreki's fault. Somehow."
 
So we have three theories of what will happen to the mountain:
1- Karak 7 and a half peaks
2- Volcano
3- Invisible mountain

Any others ?
"Kind Belegar! The Mountain's turned green!"
"What? How's that possible? It should be too rocky for much to grow on any mountain."
"No sir, I don't mean that plants are growing on the mountain. I mean it's quite literally green, even the caverns are green."
"...I have a feeling it's that Strollendreki's fault. Somehow."

"What happen..."
"LISTEN DO YOU WANT TO BE KING OF KARAK 7 PEAKS OR 8?"
"8 or course by why is one invisible?"
"Fucking Orcs is why and please don't ask any more questions, invisible mountains aren't that bad! No other dwarf hold has it you're unique now."
 
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personally i like the idea of widening the GreenSchism, vis a vis Ranalds aspect as the deceiver. convince Gork that it was Morks idea to make the black orcs and cause all this, or something.

Or maybe the dwarfs will be blessed with a population of battle cats!
imagine, Dwarf Cat Cavalry vs skaven

Edit: added space. apparently "battlecat" is a music producer. I do not expect Ranald to give the dwarfs a population of hip hop artists, though that would certainly be interesting
 
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personally i like the idea of widening the GreenSchism, vis a vis Ranalds aspect as the deceiver. convince Gork that it was Morks idea to make the black orcs and cause all this, or something.

By the sound of things, this whole mess was a scheme by Tzeentch to divide Gork and Mork. If so, we probably don't want them divided. Better to have greenskin cunning hampered by their brutality and their brutality undermined by their cunning.
 
By the sound of things, this whole mess was a scheme by Tzeentch to divide Gork and Mork. If so, we probably don't want them divided. Better to have greenskin cunning hampered by their brutality and their brutality undermined by their cunning.
i dont see how grobi killing each other before the dawi do it can be a bad thing, but thats fair.
 
By the sound of things, this whole mess was a scheme by Tzeentch to divide Gork and Mork. If so, we probably don't want them divided. Better to have greenskin cunning hampered by their brutality and their brutality undermined by their cunning.
Maybe Tzeentch wanted us to get this divine power because as a wizard if we ascended our domain would be close enough to Tzeentch's that he could absorb us.
 
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