Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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Hah, I thought it would be something like that!

Urgdug's gotten himself a ladyfriend!

Still, the good news is that we can definitively prove that the fuckup last turn was Enemy Action and not because we were incompetent. And our damage control efforts are going well.

Also, Two Griffon Eggs! Sweet! One for us and one for our heir!
 
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Thank you, Ogre Bro. I need to go find some Ostka. And blur out my memory. On the upside, good rolls all around. Mostly.

On the upside, Norscans are in for a world of hurt should they land next year.
 
Xkeizer said:
Right, wench roll could have been better, but you win some you lose some, at least we know what we're looking for.

Now, if anyone needs me, I'm going to go find the brain bleach and try and forget most of Urgdug's story.



I never noticed this before, but I'm pretty sure that club of hers is a rolling pin.
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When you are THAT strong and that large, anything that can stand up to a full-strength swing qualifies as an anti-formation weapon.
 
King Arthur said:
Wouldn't it become a god via enough Ogre's thinking it's one over enough generations anyway?

So, even if it was originally just a magic volcano, might it not be a god by now despite that?
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Oh, so that happens in warhammer, too? Didn't know, though in hindsight the greenskins and Sigmar make-
waaaiiit.....
BROGRE IS OGRE SIGMAR!!!
Also, Fred is the new elven god of fertility.
 
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thats honestly better than what i was thinking to be honest. Thought he'd end up Confessing he slept with the Halfling High Chef of Esmerelda and was giving us a heads up about the ensuing religious/interracial shitstorm...this is much more tame.
 
This is the greatest day of my week. Maybe even the last two weeks? God, I'm just grinning. Urgdug's adorable. And also really, really fertile. It's a good thing Ogres don't do inheritance, or each of his kids would get exactly five inches of farmland apiece when Urgdug retires/eventually dies.
 
So.
He IS going to introduce us to some of his kids, right?

Alectai said:
Hah, I thought it would be something like that!

Urgdug's gotten himself a ladyfriend!

Still, the good news is that we can definitively prove that the fuckup last turn was Enemy Action and not because we were incompetent. And our damage control efforts are going well.

Also, Two Griffon Eggs! Sweet! One for us and one for our heir!
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Magnus getting a Griffon?
Yah, that could be good.
That could be really good in fact.
 
@torroar since we covered our capital with Sigmar symbols directly made to cause trouble for Vampires does that mean that it will be easier to track her down next turn?
 
Massgamer said:
@torroar since we covered our capital with Sigmar symbols directly made to cause trouble for Vampires does that mean that it will be easier to track her down next turn?
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I think that's actually why we found out she was a Vampire rather than the failure just... Failing to get anything useful.

Namely, that it mitigated our failure because she was uncomfortable enough that she berserked rather than talked her way out of it. So now we actually know there's an enemy actor rather than just mysteriously disappearing, or talking her way out of suspicion.
 
Vilegrave said:
thats honestly better than what i was thinking to be honest. Thought he'd end up Confessing he slept with the Halfling High Chef of Esmerelda and was giving us a heads up about the ensuing religious/interracial shitstorm...this is much more tame.
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THAT'S EVEN MORE DISTURBING THEN WHAT TORROAR WROTE!

torroar said:
She can't hide in as many places as before.
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She picked the wrong province. Morr is everywhere, we have Sigmarite symbols all over the place, the Witch Hunters are vengefully hunting for her, oh, and the border guards are on alert too.
 
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