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Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism
- Thread starter torroar
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- Pronouns
- He/Him
Mystery metal! I like mysteries.
DocMatoi
Theoretical Lover of Girls
- Location
- within 2 hours of the White House
- Pronouns
- They/Them
the implicattion that they were sleeping with the scythes has not gone unnoticed
Tassadar
The Overlord of Cakes & Toucans!
Like Freddy doesn't sleep with the Runefang within reach.
This is even seen when we were attacked by Zacharias... he had Brain Wounder despite being attacked in bed.
Massgamer
Advance toward the Future
- Location
- The Future
Gold College basically the Blood Ravens of WHF no doubt, grabbing every magical/unique thing they can get their hands on.
Hopefully they are happy with the blades from Nippon to not bug the Twins, who are likely very attached to their weapons, quite literally.
I am more curious about the thing that they have they don't want their master to know about and view as purely theirs. Hope nothing bad or that could get them into trouble given the stage in their training.
- Location
- Somewhere
Turn 23/ 2326 IC - Battle of The Bone Gate - Ariel and Malagor are fighting.
Regency Turn 2327 IC
Turn 24/ 2328 IC - The Turn after Karak Ungor events.
Turn 25/ 2329 IC
Turn 26/ 2330 IC - Beastmen in the Mountains: The Middle Mountains. The birthplace of Gorthor the Beastlord, he who almost destroyed all of Hochland, whose warherds managed to even devastate the lands of Ostland, Nordland, Middenland. Given its past, and the many attempts to tame it, perhaps it should have not been unexpected that they would refuse to give up their claim so easily. Much of the Middle Mountains currently resides under the boots of troops from Ostland, with the remainder held by Middenland and Hochland. Said troops suffered this year as from the woods that they patrolled, from the shadows that they guarded against, ungors and gors leapt out, with weapons of bone and rusted steel but with numbers and bestial strength aplenty. Minotaurs led them, though there were no signs of any centigor, forcing themselves up against the soldiers which had for so long kept their places from them. However, these were sons of Ostland, and did not give ground easily. While there were undeniably deaths, the resulting counter-attacks by the Army of the Range scattered the herds, though more might need to be done to hunt them down. News came from Middenland of a Cygor brought down by a ballista manned by Lady Sieglende, and of the Knights of the Silver Mountain riding down a smaller warherd in its entirety. The Bird Bomber flocks of the Army of the Range proved valuable as well, able to fly out and drop explosives amongst the beastmen who fled beyond the range of bow or cavalry, the craggy range reducing the ability of artillery to do much more than bring down avalanches. Army of the Range Suffers Losses This Year: -100 Swordsmen, -100 Archers, -150 Pike.
Turn 27/ 2331 IC
Turn 28/ 2332 IC
Turn 29/ 2333 IC - Griffon's Set Out: With the conclusion of the Griffon Tournament, many of the new Knights Griffon accepted into the order completed training this year and were unleashed upon the darkness. They did not disappoint, and brought honor and glory to the Emperor and Sigmar many times over this year. Of especial note is something which will surely go down in the annals of the knightly order as one of their greatest times, for the Emperor himself sallied forth with them, determined to put the hammer of Sigmar itself against the foes of the Empire in the most direct manner possible. With prior agreements with many other members of the nobility of the south, the Knights Griffon were not hindered in the pursuing of their duty whatsoever. A forest goblin horde which emerged from the Reikwald was smashed apart by a combined effort from the Reiksguard and the Knights Griffon with the weapon of the Heldenhammer at their head. A warherd of beastmen with a ferocious number of minotaurs and bestigors that tore out of the Drakwald were caught in the act as they laid siege to their first village, the Knights Griffon providing the anvil, and a reinforcing force of White Wolves providing their hammers. Later in the year, a necromancer emerged from their tower in the deep forest of Talabecland to find that their teeming hordes of undead greenskins and zombified beastmen under assault not just from the Knights Griffon – but the giant of Talabecland as well who fought alongside the state troops of Taal's province. All this and more, with the Emperor at the head, and it can be rightly said that the sight of Magnus wielding Ghal Maraz is one of the more inspiring sights in the world, even more so when he is driving the foes of the Empire before him!
Turn 30/ 2334 IC
In Turn 31/ 2335 IC - the Blood Fane was found. Along with very minor info about Malagor.
Turn 32/ 2336 IC - the forest goblins of the Drakwald lost their holy land to the beastmen, or something like that. This was when large groups of the forest goblin migrated from the Drakwald. The Blood Fane was removed as a problem this turn.
Turn 33/ 2337 IC. Turn 33 was an EM turn. Turn 33 is the turn after Malagor had achieved dominance in the drakwald. Felfang, Rrrngrar, Eskra Broodhorn, and Kharrag (Centigor that destroyed Sudenburg), join Malagor. Warpstone Along Border of Wasteland And Drakwald Disappears this year.
Turn 34/ 2338 IC - The cygor, Graathum the Sane, and Taurox, the Brass Bull, joins Malagor
Turn 35/ 2339 IC - Skelthyn Swiftslayer, from Norsca, joins Malagor. Malagor obtains Gorthor's spear, and Gorthor's cloak made of the hides of beastmen shamans.
Turn 36/ 2340 IC - Ursk Blightfur joins Malagor (Ursk has chaos weapon). Malagor takes over the Labyrinth of the Spurned, in Talabecland.
Turn 37/ 2341 IC - Malagor takes advantage of the skaven for use in curbing down beastmen instincts to fight, so he'll have more time to build-up to face the empire. Morghur joins Malagor. Malagor travelled to the Southern Chaos Wastes.
Turn 38/ 2342 IC - Beastmen were purged in large numbers through Wissenland, and Ostland. Beastmen made a move on Sylvania, undead fought them off.
Turn 39/ 2343 IC - The miscellaneous rumours are drowned out underneath The Dawi Call for Aid!, the Northern Trident is under threat of two Black Arks, but The Dawii Call For Aid! Beastmen move throughout the empire along the beast paths in vast numbers this year.
Turn 40/ 2344 IC - Present.
Regency Turn 2327 IC
Turn 24/ 2328 IC - The Turn after Karak Ungor events.
Turn 25/ 2329 IC
Turn 26/ 2330 IC - Beastmen in the Mountains: The Middle Mountains. The birthplace of Gorthor the Beastlord, he who almost destroyed all of Hochland, whose warherds managed to even devastate the lands of Ostland, Nordland, Middenland. Given its past, and the many attempts to tame it, perhaps it should have not been unexpected that they would refuse to give up their claim so easily. Much of the Middle Mountains currently resides under the boots of troops from Ostland, with the remainder held by Middenland and Hochland. Said troops suffered this year as from the woods that they patrolled, from the shadows that they guarded against, ungors and gors leapt out, with weapons of bone and rusted steel but with numbers and bestial strength aplenty. Minotaurs led them, though there were no signs of any centigor, forcing themselves up against the soldiers which had for so long kept their places from them. However, these were sons of Ostland, and did not give ground easily. While there were undeniably deaths, the resulting counter-attacks by the Army of the Range scattered the herds, though more might need to be done to hunt them down. News came from Middenland of a Cygor brought down by a ballista manned by Lady Sieglende, and of the Knights of the Silver Mountain riding down a smaller warherd in its entirety. The Bird Bomber flocks of the Army of the Range proved valuable as well, able to fly out and drop explosives amongst the beastmen who fled beyond the range of bow or cavalry, the craggy range reducing the ability of artillery to do much more than bring down avalanches. Army of the Range Suffers Losses This Year: -100 Swordsmen, -100 Archers, -150 Pike.
Turn 27/ 2331 IC
Turn 28/ 2332 IC
Turn 29/ 2333 IC - Griffon's Set Out: With the conclusion of the Griffon Tournament, many of the new Knights Griffon accepted into the order completed training this year and were unleashed upon the darkness. They did not disappoint, and brought honor and glory to the Emperor and Sigmar many times over this year. Of especial note is something which will surely go down in the annals of the knightly order as one of their greatest times, for the Emperor himself sallied forth with them, determined to put the hammer of Sigmar itself against the foes of the Empire in the most direct manner possible. With prior agreements with many other members of the nobility of the south, the Knights Griffon were not hindered in the pursuing of their duty whatsoever. A forest goblin horde which emerged from the Reikwald was smashed apart by a combined effort from the Reiksguard and the Knights Griffon with the weapon of the Heldenhammer at their head. A warherd of beastmen with a ferocious number of minotaurs and bestigors that tore out of the Drakwald were caught in the act as they laid siege to their first village, the Knights Griffon providing the anvil, and a reinforcing force of White Wolves providing their hammers. Later in the year, a necromancer emerged from their tower in the deep forest of Talabecland to find that their teeming hordes of undead greenskins and zombified beastmen under assault not just from the Knights Griffon – but the giant of Talabecland as well who fought alongside the state troops of Taal's province. All this and more, with the Emperor at the head, and it can be rightly said that the sight of Magnus wielding Ghal Maraz is one of the more inspiring sights in the world, even more so when he is driving the foes of the Empire before him!
Turn 30/ 2334 IC
In Turn 31/ 2335 IC - the Blood Fane was found. Along with very minor info about Malagor.
Turn 32/ 2336 IC - the forest goblins of the Drakwald lost their holy land to the beastmen, or something like that. This was when large groups of the forest goblin migrated from the Drakwald. The Blood Fane was removed as a problem this turn.
Turn 33/ 2337 IC. Turn 33 was an EM turn. Turn 33 is the turn after Malagor had achieved dominance in the drakwald. Felfang, Rrrngrar, Eskra Broodhorn, and Kharrag (Centigor that destroyed Sudenburg), join Malagor. Warpstone Along Border of Wasteland And Drakwald Disappears this year.
Turn 34/ 2338 IC - The cygor, Graathum the Sane, and Taurox, the Brass Bull, joins Malagor
Turn 35/ 2339 IC - Skelthyn Swiftslayer, from Norsca, joins Malagor. Malagor obtains Gorthor's spear, and Gorthor's cloak made of the hides of beastmen shamans.
Turn 36/ 2340 IC - Ursk Blightfur joins Malagor (Ursk has chaos weapon). Malagor takes over the Labyrinth of the Spurned, in Talabecland.
Turn 37/ 2341 IC - Malagor takes advantage of the skaven for use in curbing down beastmen instincts to fight, so he'll have more time to build-up to face the empire. Morghur joins Malagor. Malagor travelled to the Southern Chaos Wastes.
Turn 38/ 2342 IC - Beastmen were purged in large numbers through Wissenland, and Ostland. Beastmen made a move on Sylvania, undead fought them off.
Turn 39/ 2343 IC - The miscellaneous rumours are drowned out underneath The Dawi Call for Aid!, the Northern Trident is under threat of two Black Arks, but The Dawii Call For Aid! Beastmen move throughout the empire along the beast paths in vast numbers this year.
Turn 40/ 2344 IC - Present.
Turn 22/ 2325 IC - Uruk and Thraka start building up the greenskins in the Bonelands.
Turn 24/ 2328 IC - The Turn after Karak Ungor events.
Turn 26/ 2330 IC - Thraka assaults Karak Drazh, Uruk assaults Karak Eight Peaks, Mag assaults Iron Rock
Turn 39/ 2343 IC - The Quiet Whaaagh! moves to assault Karaz-a-Karak at the end of the year.
Turn 24/ 2328 IC - The Turn after Karak Ungor events.
Turn 26/ 2330 IC - Thraka assaults Karak Drazh, Uruk assaults Karak Eight Peaks, Mag assaults Iron Rock
Turn 39/ 2343 IC - The Quiet Whaaagh! moves to assault Karaz-a-Karak at the end of the year.
Turn 1/ 2304 IC - Colleges of Magic are built in Altdorf
Turn 2/ 2305 IC -
Turn 3/ 2306 IC -
Turn 4/ 2307 IC -
Turn 5/ 2308 IC -
Turn 6/ 2309 IC - [1st Elector's Meet]
Turn 7/ 2310 IC -
Turn 8/ 2311 IC - [1st Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans]
Turn 9/ 2312 IC -
Turn 10/ 2313 IC -
Turn 11/ 2314 IC -
Turn 12/ 2315 IC - [Vampire War of 2315 IC aka War Against Zacharias]
Turn 13/ 2316 IC -
Turn 14/ 2317 IC - Agatha and Alisa are born
Turn 15/ 2318 IC -
Turn 16/ 2319 IC - [The Cleansing of Sylvania by the Witch Hunter Army begins][2nd Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans]
Turn 17/ 2320 IC -
Turn 18/ 2321 IC -
Turn 19/ 2322 IC - Agatha and Alisa are sent to the Amethyst College this year (5 years old)
Turn 20/ 2323 IC - Outside the Amethyst College:"The Freaks" Confirmation Agatha and Alisa killed someone of the Light College by the time they were 6.
Turn 21/ 2324 IC -
Turn 22/ 2325 IC - [2nd Elector's Meet] - Altdorf, near the Amethyst College [Oskana hatches] (8 years old)
Turn 23/ 2326 IC - [Nippon has definitely invaded Cathay this year][The Reclamation of Karak Ungor] Templehof, Sylvania, Five Months After the Departure of Frederick von Hohenzollern for Karak Kadrin (9 years old)
Turn X/ 2327 IC - [The Reclamation of Karak Ungor Ends] [3rd Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans]
Turn 24/ 2328 IC - Imperial Command Base in Sylvania, Freddy spoke with Magnus the Pious in Sylvania on Karak Ungor events and met Agatha and Alisa here (11 years old)
Turn 25/ 2329 IC -
Turn 26/ 2330 IC - [Taking around 12 years. The war for Sylvania is declared ended with a victory for the Empire of Man] Ostland, for Magnus's Wedding, and Elspeth's personal agenda. (13 years old)
Turn 27/ 2331 IC - [3rd Elector's Meet]
Turn 28/ 2332 IC -
Turn 29/ 2333 IC - Sylvania Wilderness: Put down a undead Barrow King. (16 years old)
Turn 30/ 2334 IC - Went to a village in the Vaults tracking a necromancer. Nearly died, returned to Altdorf. (17 years old)
Turn 31/ 2335 IC - [4th Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans] - The Mountains of Mourn (18 years old)
Turn 32/ 2336 IC - Depths of Araby (19 years old)
Turn 33/ 2337 IC - [4th Elector's Meet] -Swamp Town, Lustria + Jungles of Lustria (20 years old)
Turn 34/ 2338 IC -
Turn 35/ 2339 IC - [The Third Parravon War] The Arena of Glory, Grand Temple of Virabandhriha, City of Lashkur, Eastern Ind (22 years old)
Turn 36/ 2340 IC -
Turn 37/ 2341 IC - Wilderness of Cathay/ Guanghai Province Wilderness, Near Ind-Cathay Borders (24 years old)
Turn 38/ 2342 IC - Wei-Jin, Capital City of All Greater Cathay, Seat of the Dragon Throne --> [NIPPON interludes] --> Wei-Jin, Celestial Capital of Grand Cathay, Zheng Province (25 years old)
Turn 39/ 2343 IC - [5th Elector's Meet] [5th Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans] - Wei-Jin, Celestial Capital of Grand Cathay, Zheng Province (Training with the Order of the Chained Ghost) --> Beaches of Ssambai-uluk, South of Imur Gore-River, Lands of Sisknebahn Naga Dynasty, Khuresh (26 years old)
Turn 40/ 2344 IC - Within at the latest, about Two and a Half months into the year. Agatha and Alisa are in the Mountains of Mourn travelling to the Empire of Man (27 years old)
Turn 2/ 2305 IC -
Turn 3/ 2306 IC -
Turn 4/ 2307 IC -
Turn 5/ 2308 IC -
Turn 6/ 2309 IC - [1st Elector's Meet]
Turn 7/ 2310 IC -
Turn 8/ 2311 IC - [1st Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans]
Turn 9/ 2312 IC -
Turn 10/ 2313 IC -
Turn 11/ 2314 IC -
Turn 12/ 2315 IC - [Vampire War of 2315 IC aka War Against Zacharias]
Turn 13/ 2316 IC -
Turn 14/ 2317 IC - Agatha and Alisa are born
Turn 15/ 2318 IC -
Turn 16/ 2319 IC - [The Cleansing of Sylvania by the Witch Hunter Army begins][2nd Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans]
Turn 17/ 2320 IC -
Turn 18/ 2321 IC -
Turn 19/ 2322 IC - Agatha and Alisa are sent to the Amethyst College this year (5 years old)
Turn 20/ 2323 IC - Outside the Amethyst College:"The Freaks" Confirmation Agatha and Alisa killed someone of the Light College by the time they were 6.
Turn 21/ 2324 IC -
Turn 22/ 2325 IC - [2nd Elector's Meet] - Altdorf, near the Amethyst College [Oskana hatches] (8 years old)
Turn 23/ 2326 IC - [Nippon has definitely invaded Cathay this year][The Reclamation of Karak Ungor] Templehof, Sylvania, Five Months After the Departure of Frederick von Hohenzollern for Karak Kadrin (9 years old)
Turn X/ 2327 IC - [The Reclamation of Karak Ungor Ends] [3rd Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans]
Turn 24/ 2328 IC - Imperial Command Base in Sylvania, Freddy spoke with Magnus the Pious in Sylvania on Karak Ungor events and met Agatha and Alisa here (11 years old)
Turn 25/ 2329 IC -
Turn 26/ 2330 IC - [Taking around 12 years. The war for Sylvania is declared ended with a victory for the Empire of Man] Ostland, for Magnus's Wedding, and Elspeth's personal agenda. (13 years old)
Turn 27/ 2331 IC - [3rd Elector's Meet]
Turn 28/ 2332 IC -
Turn 29/ 2333 IC - Sylvania Wilderness: Put down a undead Barrow King. (16 years old)
Turn 30/ 2334 IC - Went to a village in the Vaults tracking a necromancer. Nearly died, returned to Altdorf. (17 years old)
Turn 31/ 2335 IC - [4th Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans] - The Mountains of Mourn (18 years old)
Turn 32/ 2336 IC - Depths of Araby (19 years old)
Turn 33/ 2337 IC - [4th Elector's Meet] -Swamp Town, Lustria + Jungles of Lustria (20 years old)
Turn 34/ 2338 IC -
Turn 35/ 2339 IC - [The Third Parravon War] The Arena of Glory, Grand Temple of Virabandhriha, City of Lashkur, Eastern Ind (22 years old)
Turn 36/ 2340 IC -
Turn 37/ 2341 IC - Wilderness of Cathay/ Guanghai Province Wilderness, Near Ind-Cathay Borders (24 years old)
Turn 38/ 2342 IC - Wei-Jin, Capital City of All Greater Cathay, Seat of the Dragon Throne --> [NIPPON interludes] --> Wei-Jin, Celestial Capital of Grand Cathay, Zheng Province (25 years old)
Turn 39/ 2343 IC - [5th Elector's Meet] [5th Supreme Patriarch Duel = Volans] - Wei-Jin, Celestial Capital of Grand Cathay, Zheng Province (Training with the Order of the Chained Ghost) --> Beaches of Ssambai-uluk, South of Imur Gore-River, Lands of Sisknebahn Naga Dynasty, Khuresh (26 years old)
Turn 40/ 2344 IC - Within at the latest, about Two and a Half months into the year. Agatha and Alisa are in the Mountains of Mourn travelling to the Empire of Man (27 years old)
Agatha and Alisa have been gone almost ten years from the Empire of Man, as they left the Empire of Man in Turn 31, or perhaps the end of Turn 30?
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Massgamer
Advance toward the Future
- Location
- The Future
From home, the Empire, or just on their worldwide tour with their master in general?
Freddy and family last saw them personally during Magnus' wedding, and they've been adventuring around the world for years studying death/undeath/shyish/etc where they can.
I feel like I'm not being clear enough here, and I'm not sure if it's a problem on your end or mine, but to be a little clearer.
Those artifacts belong to the twins. It is their property, not the Gold College's, which means that if the Golds were to take those scythes without the twins' consent, then they would be committing theft yes?
What I want to know is when the hell did the Gold College get powerful enough to steal artifacts right out of the hands of another college's magisters, and why that attitude would be tolerated by anyone with the power to do something about it. (Which, frankly, should include all three wizards here but I guess not?) Or are they legitimately worried that the golds would just merc them and loot their bodies? (Which is an entirely different can of worms that I won't be touching.)
- Location
- Spain
TBH, I don´t really think that they are worried about the Golds doing anything Drastic to get those artifacts... But they are worried that the golds are going to be annoying assholes that are going to nag them and the Amethyst College to death until they agree to lend the Schytes for a few years so that they can study them.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Well they came from liaising with An. Maybe they got one of the teeth she ripped from the Great Maw?
Dmol8
The Undead Unhinged Lunatic of the Web
- Location
- Belgrade,Serbia
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
And that whoever studies them doesn't wind up 'misplacing' them.
Basics of dealing with powerful artifacts like that. Value means temptation and intrigue...especially for wizards who hadn't even been in the Empire for a long time
- Location
- A Pit Of My Own Making
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Want.
Like, for me personally. Both of them.
Wouldn't they be too big to fit in a little box? Or even the carriage?
WingsOfFire
Heavy Gunship
Does anyone happen to know the post where this happened? I'd like to re-read it.
TheOmnimercurial
Dragon Bard
- Location
- UK
Hmmmm.... Animated Black Dragon Skeletons for the Twins?
Or give them the Dragon Egg?
Or give them the Dragon Egg?
AzraelvonGruber
probably should put something here...
- Location
- somewhere in France
good to see that the wonder twins are on their way back and they are bringing loot !
Wasn't that, I assure you.
It was the fact that three big beacons of magical power were there. The enemy tribe's Slaughtermaster was showing some tactical acumen in targeting a potential enemy strong point. Neither of the three wizards were deliberately suppressing their power as they might moving around a city or whatever, so they were obvious threats to try and take care of.
Just couldn't have known that it would be them, specifically.
Well I hope not, that is definitely necromancy and somthing the Amethyst College vehemently opposes, both on principle and for their own survival as even if the other colleges only suspects them of practicing Necromancy, it would bring the Hammer (both literally and figuratively) down upon them.
However bits of dead dragon and things drenched in Shyish might be a perfect welcoming home present!
iggyfan
Verified Man-Thing
- Location
- Kentucky
I just hope they don't ask for our hands again. We've killed two demi-gods since they last asked, that's got to be worth like five graveyards worth of Shyish.
Or, just hear me out now: it could be the bestest bargaining chip with the Amethyst College we could ever use:
Imagine what powerful weapons could be made or rituals enacted using them as foundation.
The Amethyst would most likely be ecstatic and, in my mind, willing to make some deals even if they are supposed to have no dealings or connections to nobles.
Just make sure the deal states we need do have died, with no possible way of resurrection, before they are allowed to claim them.