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inawarminister
I ♥ anime
I'm sorry, it's been a full day, but I...
Shame most WH Vampires get insane pretty soon, but the thought of Vampire!Magnus and Genevieve having kids is totally intriguing me.
What can go wrong?
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Maybe Twilight problems? It comes to mind with a romance between a vampire and a human.
More to the question if they actually could have kids they'd be dhampirs or some half vampire human hybrid.
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inawarminister
I ♥ anime
Well, we haven't seen a human popping kid inside a vampiress.
They ARE compatible and all, see Manfred von Carstein and his sickly Sylvanian princess waifu, but he vamped her. And I don't think they have kids?
That Matriarch of the Lahmia seem to have natural children AFTER vampirisation, though we don't know about the fathers.
I guess it's all up to Torroar.
I was talking about vamped Magnus and Genevieve scenario though~
Probably up to to Torroar since I don't know these things very well. When you say a matriarch of Lahmia had children do you mean when they're infiltrating human society?
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Anything like that would have to happen before Magnus became the vessel of every god of the Empire, because at this point he pretty much counts as a holy symbol. Which would make things awkward with a vampire. If it had happened before, when he was just a noble, then the Empire would have been overran by the Chaos hordes. The End.
SuperSonicSound
Shadowmancer of the Shadow Cabal
Not all or even the majority of vampires are weak to holy symbols and Lamians are the least likely of the bunch to be affected by it.
Elector’s Meet of 2309 12
Elector's Meet of 2309, Part 12
You do not have much of anything to say, and neither does anyone else beyond the token well wishes of health and stiff farewells. Magnus gives a very good closing speech, wishing everyone good fortune, and then the day is finally done. As everyone exits, you find yourself lingering, if only because of your talk with Magnus creating some small spark of effort within you. For as you stay by the doors, Victor Ludenhof exits near last, and halts as he sees you, sneer already growing on his face.
"What do you want Hohenzollern?"
It takes a significant amount of effort to not roll your eyes and leave. Or to not punch him. Both take considerable effort. But you manage it.
"I just wanted to say that my scouts and outriders have reported that in the past few years there were great plumes of smoke rising from the Middle Mountains that ceased a short while ago. There seems to be no evidence of beastmen or greenskins along the outer reaches, but we suspect that something might be coming soon. It might be prudent to ready a few additional defenses."
There, branch of peace offered.
"You must think me royally stupid."
"…what?"
Ludenhof's face has turned a little red.
"Just because we have expanded our mining further into the range, here you come with fanciful tales! If you really think that I am so stupid as to give up the resources that my people so dearly need because of your family then-,"
But you are already walking away, shaking your head. You hadn't known that Hochland had done that. Of course he'd take it in a bad way. Branch of peace offered, branch of piece severed by Ludenhof stupidity. Again. He's yelling something behind you, but to hell with him. You have more pleasant company to get to.
The antechamber is almost empty when you arrive, though Kessel and Odelia give you their best wishes before exiting. Unlike most people they will be immediately riding home, as Nordland requires much work before it returns to a semblance of normalcy. Ortrud nods to a dwarf, though this one did not possess the distinctive Slayer crest, and that pair left as well. He had, it turned out, been spending the past few hours glaring at Aurelion who had quite primly ignored him. Thankfully the Archmage seemed utterly unperturbed by the situation, and you noticed that she had actually switched to a new book at some point in the meantime.
"I apologize for making you wait for so long," you say to her as you approach.
The Archmage appears to be in far better spirits, several hours away from her betrothed appears to have done wonders for her.
"It was no trouble. I welcomed the time to study. However, I believe we had something to discuss?"
You do.
(Trading With House Alleria 67/100) Gain: +100 Trading Income.
A short bout of bartering and negotiation ensues. While her House has not yet reached the lofty heights it once held in influence and power, it is not unwilling or unable to spare a little bit of extra effort by trading with you. In the future they shall come by Salkalten, but for now you can expect at least one elven trader to arrive by land as the years come by. Even one is better than most see, for elves are a curiosity all themselves, and it not unlikely that some will ply their wares simply for the experience.
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One last time you meet with good old Gurni, who exchanges well wishes with you before he heads out on a merchant train to the legendary Karaz-a-Karak to see his son. A mere child, apparently, but this Gotrek appears to be quite suited to the life of an engineer. He warns you most seriously against the predations of tricky elves, but you assure him that you know…sort of what you are doing. He looks dubious, but wishes you well regardless. You really must investigate the whole War of the Beard thing more.
That night you sleep at the Manse, and early in the morning you set off. It is well that you did as well instead of hanging around Nuln any longer, for just as you pull into Wulfenburg, you are forced to sprint out of the carriage and towards the inner rooms of Wulfenburg Castle, for your wife has just begun to give birth. As per her orders, there are three Shallyan's, two priests, one of Sigmar and one of Ulric, and they are to apply all their skills and prayers and powers to ensuring her health. And it is good that they did so, because the bones of your hand are almost completely pulverized by your wife's furious and pained grip. Thankfully you wore metal gauntlets, which are instead slightly dented inwards by your wife. Magic manifests in the room as a great lowering of temperature, as your wife wails and shouts, saying many things you are relatively sure she did not mean about your genitalia.
But it is done. By the grace of everyone present, it is done. Your wife has given birth to three beautiful baby boys. Triplets, though not identical. Though she was greatly weakened by the affair, and will be largely unable to do much until she recovers which could take a long time indeed, due to her youth the Shallyan's appraise that she can make a full recovery so long as she avoids an incredibly long list of things which by the end mean that she cannot do…anything really. Mandatory bed rest, no excursions beyond the palace, no alcohol, and a stringent diet. Natasha tells you this as you come into the room to offer soup and condolences: no more children for a while.
Gain: 3 Fraternal Twin Boys. Natasha Gains Trait: Greatly Weakened – Unable to do anything until recovered.
Chimeraguard
We do deserve to exist.
Wow. Five kids already.
SuperSonicSound
Shadowmancer of the Shadow Cabal
Bloody hell, triplets :O
Well she is Warhammer's version of a Russkie.
Spawning babies like a goddam assembly line.
Edit: In hindsight, this wasn't my smartest comment. Apologies to those offended.
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Whats with the fertility of these two.
Whats with the fertility of these two.
Two pregnancies, five kids. What do they put in the water... er... I mean the Oska?
the most improbable of rolls. I know, because I redid them just to check if it would happen again. *shrug*
She's adamantly done with it for a good while though.
trooperist
Cinnamon Roll AI
Fucking triplets are you shitting me?!
Its the only logical conclusion as to how Kislev recovers after each invasion
We need an Ivan.