Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism
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Jack_Trade
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On bright side, we still got a net gain in both trade and realmwide dwarf relations.
So long as the dwarf engineers stay far far away from us be should have to deal with the awkward moment of them trying to kill us and dwarven kings try to save us.
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I vote we sue the Engineers guild for Defamation of a War Hero.
Dwarven lawsuits are very interesting I hear.
Dwarven lawsuits are very interesting I hear.
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It occurs to me that Kul the Undieing needs to git gud, skrub.
It ain't a lawsuit it's a grudge it's worse.
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Who?
Are you suggesting we Declare a Grudge against the Engineers guild? I dunno man, would the book of Grudges give two shits about a humans Grudge...
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Jack_Trade
Chasing the Green Fairy
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Noooooo, just no we are not starting a dwarven civil war.
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Autocorrect fails again. Fixed. It's one of the mercenaries we can't hire on the first page.
There is a Grudge, but heres the thing it is a Grudge that is going to be ackward for the Engineers and Toolmakers to Enforce.
Or even to get written down in the Dammaz Kron.
Or even to get written down in the Dammaz Kron.
Xantalos
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There are some things even the chaos gods don't dare unleash upon the world. Dwarf lawyers are one of them. Don't tread this path.
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I thought Dwarven lawsuits were very civil with lots of drinking and angry shouts.
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not all grudges are paid in blood. so we may be able to work something out since it was not the kind of grudge that killed a dwarf.
Pretty sure them stealing guild secrets is GRUDGE worthy. Still, we should try to end it before it gets any worse.
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Ah, bad idea. The Engineering guild would only forgive us if we destroy all our research and never produce our "vile" creations again.
Didn't steal them though, we asked and were given them.
Jack_Trade
Chasing the Green Fairy
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Admittedly I would pay to see them attempt such an act, the dead-pan stare from the High king must've been legendary.
That's debatable they might allow us to do so if we could work things out with them.
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welp, that's going to be an issue. guess we're leaving at least one bit of looming fallout for our descendants.
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Yeah, lets go debate with the angry longbeards who make a living out of being hardassed.
It'll be fine, we just gotta replace the guild with the more openminded dwarves.
Jack_Trade
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Not when grudges are involved.
Well, she is running basically a eugenics program, so she can concentrate her blessings on the best... And you can not run a eugenics program without a clear goal, thus requiring by default to be discriminatory.
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She should have imported some Albionese, those guys have some good genes.
Well yeah, but they aren't going to bumrush us with axes infront of a King or High King. All Dwarven Law takes place in the throne room if I remember.
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Well, shit. Beastmen in Araby. The Decadent Host is trouble. ... Also, apparently Sigvald got attacked by Skaven? ... Wait actually -- were they there for the warpstone that he and his Host picked up? Huh.
And, goddammit, Gazgan the Pillager. I hated the guy before, and I hate him even more now.
Ouch on the Dwarf Engineers thing. That's unfortunate. Let's not try to piss them off even more though, if possible?
The Karaz Ankor rumor mill only listed Freddy by name, but is Roland's part in fighting Skulltaker (and in assisting the reclamation) and kicking Chaos ass known?
And, goddammit, Gazgan the Pillager. I hated the guy before, and I hate him even more now.
Ouch on the Dwarf Engineers thing. That's unfortunate.
Let's not try to piss them off even more though, if possible?The Karaz Ankor rumor mill only listed Freddy by name, but is Roland's part in fighting Skulltaker (and in assisting the reclamation) and kicking Chaos ass known?
Did Draken get promoted, or is this just the rumor mill being, well, just a rumor mill and not some all-knowing being?
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They'd end up swearing oaths of Secrecy though, the Guild wouldn't let them go without at the very least doing that.
Ouch on the Dwarf Engineers thing. That's unfortunate.
We can't piss them off anymore, the only direction is up from here since we hit the bedrock.
Have faith friends, Gazul considers us Dwarf Friend (I think), and thus the Engineering Guild full of Unwashed and Unkept Beardless neanderthals can't do jack. We already got what we want from our previous Dwarven Patron.
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