Captain's VLog, Stardate 23536.7, USS Salnas -- Captain Xuggaed
(Excelsior-, Sol)

Yorkshire's on its way! Turns out the Commissioner was who he said he was -- himself. Clone guy was a clever ruse to try and delay an important mission. An very well-crafted ruse, at that. It took every bit of equipment onboard to determine this was a dupe. Right down to the wire on the timetable, too.

But how'd we get in this position, with a dead clone and a plot to get everyone mad at each other? Three guesses who wants to keep all the Spinward members and allies squabbling. On the other hand, a failure to conduct a reassurance tour might also send negative signals to the Corewards powers, or to the Licori, driving them closer to the Romulans, or to the Trill, maybe running them into the arms of the Gorn. Still. I know who my prime suspects are.

[pause]

It's the Cardassians.

[+10pp, +5rp for Xuggaed's new video 'How To: Identify a Quantum-spoofed Clone']
That's what they want you to think!
 
Confusion is not too much of a problem, at least for me, but what I think adds to it a bit is PoV changes. I am not against them, but that's something to keep in mind. Logs from one ship also probably shouldn't be spread out too much from each other - first and second Enlightenment had 9 other logs between them, and that second log was literally nothing.
 
The captain's logs are nice, but could we like.. not have so many in a single post? It's hard reading with them so scattered out.

No, we need more! Ten thousand words a post!

I'm not the only one who is terrified by the idea of Captain Jameson having command of an explorer? Am I?

CAPTAIN CAPITALIZER in command of a CAPITAL SHIP can make his points with even more VOLUME. I'm not worried about his performance but I do fear for Shey and his successor's ears.
 
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Also:

T'Mir goes up against a Riala-A, talks down the most capable combat ship in Federation space from massive position of weakness.

Once again, T'Mir: cooler than you.
 
I'm pretty sure that memetic hazards can propagate through future sight, so that would probably kill the elevators before it was even installed.
Leslie:

[rubs the back of his neck]

"I was figuring on them to be a bit more resistant than the average computer from the '60s. Plus, hell, I have to actually install the stuff anyway even if the elevators are already dead. Friends don't let friends create predestination paradoxes, y'know?"
 
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The Gerzzi is responding to a lot of events she only launched in 2319.Q1 but has responded or helped with a event seven times since then and will probably only need a few more to become blooded.
 
The Valaia has expertly avoided our sensors thus far. While the crew backing him is of a younger generation, the Captain is old and canny. He surveyed many of these systems pre-Federation. I am very glad for the assistance of the expert crew Captain Connors on the T'Mir, who will be joining our search shortly.

The little ship that could and did.
 
How would Picard's career turn out if he started on the T'Mir? Spooky spec ops Jean Luc?

The Dominion worries about human infiltrators in the Great Link.

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I mean, apparently somewhere before assuming command of Stargazer he did spend time doing something like this, hence why he picked up the occasional Four Lights assignment.

Not to mention he's done "Die Hard on a starship" not once, but twice with the baryon sweep and First Contact. Gambit counts as a four lights assignment right?

...I'm starting to rethink what happened in Best of Both Worlds now.
 
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Technically speaking he went on the Four Lights assignment because he was an expert on a specific kind of deadly radiation weapon.......... which admittedly doesn't really discount the idea of spooky Operations Picard :V
 
Having just caught up with this quest, I'll say that intermixing the logs together made the captains logs sections incredibly painful to read. It worked in the beginning when we had three captains each with a distinct personality. Now it's gotten to the point where I have to go back and reread an entry once or twice to make sure I remember which story thread belonged to which ship.
 
I'm sure I'll be able to figure this out. My minor in history is going to be real applicable here.
This is why we have science staff! Anyways, good luck!
Our Vulcan friends have called us in to help with a sticky situation. A Tellarite frigate is currently suffering a "workplace non-compliance event," which seems to be an attempt to avoid the word "mutiny."

We have responded initially and are taking over negotiations. As the cause of the "non-compliance" appears rooted in Federalization processes, we have requested the assistance of the former UES Saturn.
This is... very bad. Could have been expected, but that doesn't make it any less bad. Mutinies over federalization are very much the kind of thing I'd like to avoid.
We have detected a derelict vessel adrift in the Kromz Asteroid Field. Although energy readings are minimal, the object appears to be intact, and to have remained pressurized. We have notified Sector Command, and will now investigate more closely.
Good luck, Captain Capitalizer.
Well, ancient Orion records describe a rich Class M planet somewhere in this trinary system. So, the Magan Chalal and Starfleet are going to try and find it, and see if its still Class M-ish.
No way. Hey, maybe we'll discover a new kind of superweapon that we can be afraid of other people figuring out!
However, my old friends in United Earth stopped me just past the Subiaco system. They are possession of credible intelligence that the Commissioner we have aboard is, in fact, an imposter, and are requesting that we hold position until they can verify.
LECARRE. How about it, we start a campaign to infiltrate the Lecarre, see if they leave us alone after that.
I have entire departments of brainiacs who actually know how to handle stuff like this.
Good to see this resolved neatly.
We've spoken to the Captain of the vessel and the spacers aboard the Tellarite vessel. He has repeatedly stated that he's seen no written demands, and ergo this is not a mutiny but a workplace protest.
Sure buddy. Don't think workplace protests are generally allowed on warships, but we can call it a workplace protest.
In any case, the Tellarite spacers are dissatisfied with the application and evaluation process involving transferring from the Tellarite State Forces to Starfleet. They believe that the process weights too much onto the hard sciences, and fails to adequately capture candidate potential if you've say, debated your entire life but never formally joined a club dedicated to that purpose. To them, this benefits Vulcans and Humans who often participate in high-profile organizations dedicated to such things.
Hm. They might not be wrong, honestly. Still not the right way to go about it, but I have some respect for this at least. I assumed it would be simple "ew Federalization".
Did I just notice this? Because of course Xug Xug has a VLog.
the Commissioner's corpse, buried in the depths of Pacific Spirit Park, on his weekend jogging route.
Wow that's super morbid. Really really morbid.
I find the Captain's enthusiasm for the highly sombre task of collecting the deceased somewhat offputting. There is a good possibility that this was a vessel to animate spirit, and it should be treated with some level of respect.
I've got to say I agree with you. This is some gangster movie stuff, shouldn't be happening on Earth in the 24th century.
apparently exacerbated a simmering rivalry between the wait staff and engineering.
Lmao.
The away team has been attacked by an UNKNOWN LIFE FORM that did not appear on our sensors.
Ah, there we go, some nice capitalization. Also, uh oh.
The CAS Valaia has experienced a mutiny. Amarki Chivalric Commandos stormed the bridge on the command of Captain Maneric, arresting several officers and enlisted leadership. Many of the crew of the Valaia are of a younger, more zealous generation, and feel they have had the chance to defend the honor and values of the Federation in battle.
Uhhh. This is also very bad. Two mutinies in one log, both in groups that had strong opinions about Chrystovia (the Tellarite one, was, admittedly, "don't you dare take our ships away"). They're probably going to do something stupid.

The more disturbing option is he plans to duel Sign of Rethelia, currently preparing to begin refits, or Mark of Fiiral, patrolling STO space.
Are they suicidal? Going up against a Sunrise? Oh. Oh no. Valaia is a Riala, isn't she.

Yes, Valaia is a Riala. That is deeply, deeply, incredibly bad. Radical elements have apparently seized control of Amarki capital units. Wow, that's something I really didn't want.
Dr. Valentine believes that the UNKNOWN LIFE FORM's spores will activate in response to an unknown future stimulus.
This sounds worrying.
The problem is that both of their atmospheres are full of radioactive smog, and their surfaces cratered by disrupter fire [...] But both of them look more like Class N for now. And N stands for Nope.
Yeah, that would be about what I expected.
The other one is a real fixer upper though. There's still open wounds in its surface that volcanic gases are pouring out of. You can see their glow from orbit. We'll check it out anyway.
SOUNDS FUN. At least they found delicious jellyfish? Anyways, that's pretty sad. Life on this planet totally reset back to the oceans, without much chance of recovery for millions more years, unless the Fed Paddah decide to sink huge amounts of time and resources into terraforming it.
Thankfully, Connors has us close on the Valaia's trail. We will intercept her in the Conirube system. Unarmed, unprotected. No outcome except her turning back peacefully is acceptable.
An Oberth and a Renaissance up against a Riala. I really do hope you can end this peacefully. The Oberth is T'Mir, admittedly, but it's it the principle of the thing.
It's the Cardassians.
Good that the commissioner isn't actually dead, but I'm not liking this infiltration business. This is the third event in one month where there's been the potential for serious tensions within the Federation. Not exactly a surprise, after how divisive the Chrystovia vote was, but still not good.
[Ming] I see you have been reading Ni-Lakhept literature.
WOW. Ok, I didn't know that it was possible for me to discover something I really didn't want happening like this. That is very bad. Our most glory and honor focused member combined with "PURGE THE IMPURE" is not something I ever wanted to see.
It turns out our Risian friends acquired navigational software and a new ships computer from a Gaeni vendor known as the Friends of Padani Collective. A group of cranks by Gaeni standards, they reject the dangerous experiments so popular in the Technocracy in favour of products more in line with the philosophy of the Interstellar Commonwealth. As they designed a navigational program smart enough to hide its noncompliance, they clearly have some work to do.
Ah the Gaeni. The only species that could create a computer designed to be so cautious that it would immediately go rogue, in an attempt to build a reasonable machine on the principles of the ISC.
I don't know if Maneric was planning to go to Cardassian space or STO space. It's in my and Captain Ming's opinion it's likely irrelevant, and inflammatory. If the STO finds out he was planning to duel a Sunrise class to prove some point, and that his attitude to the STO has pull among the Amarki, it could raise tensions between the two powers. And the diplomatic field day the Cardassians could have with confirmation that we couldn't keep control of one of our ships and it almost went after them is too dire to imagine. This way, the ambiguity means there's no clear affront. One day the truth will come out, but not in these charged times. ###
Well, all I can say is that I'm glad this is getting put under serious classification. This had the potential to massively blow up. I'm pretty worried about the Amarki right now though, hopefully this is a one-off occurrence, and not something that's a new normal.
 
I actually forgot to put it in the logs, but Maneric arrested a large portion of the crew and shot them off in escape pods. I'd say he was probably operating with under 50% crew, a weird mix of old-school militarist veterans like Maneric, and a bunch of young idealists.

E: so not so much a widespread belief in the CAN.

E2: of course politically motivated and armed group is always to some degree dangerous.
 
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I try to make it so the logs kinda only have three or four narrative threads going on as you're reading but I'm not sure I did quite a good a job on this one.

My big issue with the logs is that sometimes I care about one thread over all and having to go though all the other plots (specially when you have an extremely uninteresting one in the mix) a bit of a slog, I think at times I would prefer to have all the plots together rather than the events in a chronological manner
 
My big issue with the logs is that sometimes I care about one thread over all and having to go though all the other plots (specially when you have an extremely uninteresting one in the mix) a bit of a slog, I think at times I would prefer to have all the plots together rather than the events in a chronological manner
If you note the Star dates (please don't) they're actually not ordered chronologically (when I do the logs).

Ultimately I kinda rushed putting this one together and I think it shows :V
 
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