Peace Conference
Romulan Senator: Give us back our territory!
Klingon "Diplomat": No! We gained it in honorable battle!
Romulan:
Klingon:
Sulu: How about a compromise.
Romulan: ... go ahead.
Sulu: The Klingon's return the captured Romulan territory.
Klingon: And what do we get in return?
Sulu: We cede you the Enio Subsector in the Expanse.
Klingon: ...The Enio subsector?
Sulu: Yes, we'll leave all the infrastructure in place, even give you a bit of help setting it up.
Romulan: ...This seems odd.
Klingon: isn't that a freefire zone between you and the cowardly Cardassians?
Sulu: I've even heard they're planning an attack
Romulan:
Later:
Cardassian: Minions! Er, I mean, Valued allies! Today we begin our offensive in Enio, to drive the enemy back and claim our glorious destiny! This time we cannot fail!
Ashalla Pact: Huzzah!
Cardassian: Onwards to... wait, why do I heard chanting?
Klingons:
Glory! Honor! Glory! Honor! Glory! Honor! Glory! Honor!
Ashalla Pact:
Federation: :lol
Harmony: *Furious Notetaking*