Blackhand doesn't seem to have been handsome per se, more charismatic. I suspect he was also a bit more selective than this guy. Not to say he didn't sleep around, but he didn't try it with every woman he met...this guy seems to have.
Aren't there 27 descendants named after him?
Assuming that naming multiple of your kids after the same person Is weird and not done, that puts it at at least 27 families descending from him.
Subtract from that the times he had more than one kid with the same woman (unknown number) add the times he had an affair without making kids (unknown number) and the times all kids he had with a woman were murdered (unknown, we know about Solrun) and I think we get a big number.
If Blackhand tried to pull that shit without being "many Steelfathers needed to attack me while I was distracted" level of overpowered and "I stuck my Hand into a gods forge" level famous he could well have earned a kenning like Seedspreader. If he survived long enough.
 
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The Christian Cultivation of Jesus's time in this universe was probably much more like that one described.

Feudal Cultivation is arguably more an offshoot of Roman Cultivation, when it split into Byzantium and the West Roman Empire.

I'm not sure if Christian Cultivation ever existed honestly.. it's a religion, not a culture. But if it did exist, it's probably mostly dead in spirit by now.
You might see more or less intact forms of it in monasteries.

Gerasmus doesn't seem to need a congregation, and he certainly doesn't need noble titled lands, to sustain his cultivation.
 
To be fair Christians Cultivation does seem to involve building their own temple and tabernacle inside their own soul. So physical distance might not matter for the congregation.
 
do we know where he went actually? if he went back to Wessex, perhaps we can meet him and get some advice.

if not, its good to know. at the very least he is useful.
It seems unlikely that Gerasmus went to Wessex in particular. The last time we talked to him, it sounded like he was basically taking advantage of his extreme lifespan and (apparent) strong sense of his own personal safety to sort of wander around, walking the Earth, maybe converting a few people if he could or just learning about what was going on.

Given that that was only, oh, 3-5 years ago or so, I very much doubt he's settled down in the same place he was grabbed from.
 
Halle the Hairless is the common denominator

Well, this is Halle description:

Halle the Hairless (A man... at least, you think they're a man. Has an unusually feminine face and overall slender appearance.)

So they are either a woman in disguise who will cause trouples because of her secret identity (maybe a rebellious daughter or a wanted outlaw) or an androginus or gender non-conforming man who will be bullied by the most rowdy members of our crew and start a brawl.
 
Honestly we probably should have seen this coming.

So do we remove Halle the Hairless?
The "Troublemaler" vs "cause of Trouble" distinction and "cause of trouble -> Common denominator: Halle" sounds like most trouble would be because of discrimination against Halle.
And in that case i would prefer to tell the troublemakers to go and fuck themselves.
 
The "Troublemaler" vs "cause of Trouble" distinction and "cause of trouble -> Common denominator: Halle" sounds like most trouble would be because of discrimination against Halle.
And in that case i would prefer to tell the troublemakers to go and fuck themselves.

Right there with you, if somebody start harrassing or bullying another member of the crew, we should send them first at the frontline during the next battle.
 
Right there with you, if somebody start harrassing or bullying another member of the crew, we should send them first at the frontline during the next battle.
Halla: Stop that or you are walking home.
Random Crewmember: But we are in the middle of the sea between Norway and England!
Halla: Then they either stop it or they'll find out how good their flying/swimming/running-on-water tricks are!
 
The "Troublemaler" vs "cause of Trouble" distinction and "cause of trouble -> Common denominator: Halle" sounds like most trouble would be because of discrimination against Halle.
And in that case i would prefer to tell the troublemakers to go and fuck themselves.
I suspect it would be a lot of the troublemakers in this case. Large portions of the crew troublemakers. We would not be able to just tell them to fuck off.

Like personally I'd rather just not deal with the drama in the background. Halle's a Lower-Middle combatant.
Right there with you, if somebody start harrassing or bullying another member of the crew, we should send them first at the frontline during the next battle.
Going to the frontline is kind of natural for the Norse so that would not be a punishment.
 
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I suspect it would be a lot of the troublemakers in this case. Large portions of the crew troublemakers. We would not be able to just tell them to fuck off.

Like personally I'd rather just not deal with the drama in the background. Halle's a Lower-Middle combatant.
Or there are 2 people that would cause trouble with Halle while everyone else only causes trouble with one partner.

Yeah, but giving in on that feels Odreng (even if it isntmechanically)
 
Or there are 2 people that would cause trouble with Halle while everyone else only causes trouble with one partner.

Yeah, but giving in on that feels Odreng (even if it isntmechanically)
On a practical level, drama on the high seas when we are getting lost and shit is a fast way to terrible outcomes for everyone on board. So I just don't want to deal with it, especially when the character in question is only known to us in a single line and isn't powerful enough to warrant just eating the issue on the chin.
 
[X] Plan Eliminating Problems The Kids Are Okay, -Halle
-[X] Everyone except for:
--[X] Sverre Glebsson (Generally Competent, but may cause friction with Abjorn),
--[X] Egil Slaughtershark (A newcomer to the Valley, you don't know much about him)
--[X] Rollo Sunesson (Spear Hugareida, bit of a show off),
--[X] Age Seedsower (An exceptionally handsome man who will not be returning to Asvir, or Norway at all)
--[X] Eindride Laststanding (An older warrior with a haunted look in his eyes. Very recent arrival, just came in from the Danelaw, in fact.)
--[X] Halle the Hairless (A man... at least, you think they're a man. Has an unusually feminine face and overall slender appearance.)


[X] Buy up all the pelts, try to negotiate a bulk discount given it's a buyer's market.
-[X] Use Silver-Tongued.

Basically a mod of the Eliminating Problems plan to remove the next biggest confirmed source of issues, in case @DeadmanwalkingXI is asleep (he should be at this time).
 
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On a practical level, drama on the high seas when we are getting lost and shit is a fast way to terrible outcomes for everyone on board. So I just don't want to deal with it, especially when the character in question is only known to us in a single line and isn't powerful enough to warrant just eating the issue on the chin.
that would be giving in to bullying and assholes. I am against that. that just lets the people wanting to harm him win. keeping him away at the first place
giving in to that sort of pressure might be an easy decision, but its not the sort of decision I want to see Halla make as a leader. we might lead more then just a trade mission later, and I don't want her to be this kind of leader. it makes her more like the Jarl of Jurgdby.
I suspect it would be a lot of the troublemakers in this case. Large portions of the crew troublemakers. We would not be able to just tell them to fuck off.

Like personally I'd rather just not deal with the drama in the background. Halle's a Lower-Middle combatant.
there are more of them, but we will also have Eric, who is upper middle, and ourselves and Nokvir firmly on our side(Eric is our brother, and Nokvir his close friend). given how frightening fire Hugareida is on a ship, and that Halla is on the least trouble if fighting erupts(wind Hugareida +clearwater and campfire, and Fylgja capable of being ridden. she would survive a sinking ship). I don't expect any disobedience
 
that would be giving in to bullying and assholes. I am against that. that just lets the people wanting to harm him win. keeping him away at the first place
giving in to that sort of pressure might be an easy decision, but its not the sort of decision I want to see Halla make as a leader. we might lead more then just a trade mission later, and I don't want her to be this kind of leader. it makes her more like the Jarl of Jurgdby.

there are more of them, but we will also have Eric, who is upper middle, and ourselves and Nokvir firmly on our side(Eric is our brother, and Nokvir his close friend). given how frightening fire Hugareida is on a ship, and that Halla is on the least trouble if fighting erupts(wind Hugareida +clearwater and campfire, and Fylgja capable of being ridden. she would survive a sinking ship). I don't expect any disobedience
I think it is, bluntly, not a good idea to assemble a crew that won't work well together. Like, whoever assembled the Felag that included Sten, Sterki and Horra fucked up majorly and had a failed raid. We're responsible for the success of this mission, and the well-being of the people on-board. It sounds extremely exhausting already just thinking of entire updates full of dealing with this instead of anything else, and terrifying thinking that this kind of drama might metaphorically or literally sink the ship because we didn't have time to mediate another grudge or some shit.

Hell, if it was basically anyone else who was named as the biggest cause of trouble, we'd already evict them*. We're evicting people because 'They're from the Danelaw, might have made enemies', 'They have the Slaughtershark Kenning, might cause trouble', 'They're kind of a show-off so might cause friction in the crew'.
Fuck that. If anyone shittalks Halle for being beardless, they're shittalking Halla too. We will punish them accordingly.
I don't think it's the beardless thing. Barki's right here, just as an example. It's probably something like actually an outlaw or somesuch.

*Unless it was like, someone we knew. If it was like Aki or Asva was on this ship and were the biggest causes of trouble, then I'd go 'my ship, my laws' and evict the people causing them trouble.
 
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I think it is, bluntly, not a good idea to assemble a crew that won't work well together. Like, whoever assembled the Felag that included Sten, Sterki and Horra fucked up majorly and had a failed raid. We're responsible for the success of this mission, and the well-being of the people on-board. It sounds extremely exhausting already just thinking of entire updates full of dealing with this instead of anything else, and terrifying thinking that this kind of drama might metaphorically or literally sink the ship because we didn't have time to mediate another grudge or some shit.

Hell, if it was basically anyone else who was named as the biggest cause of trouble, we'd already evict them. We're evicting people because 'They're from the Danelaw, might have made enemies', 'They have the Slaughtershark Kenning, might cause trauble', 'They're kind of a show-off so might cause friction in the crew'.

I don't think it's the beardless thing. Barki's right here, just as an example. It's probably something like actually an outlaw or somesuch.
because its their fault! if we are evicting someone because others don't like them coming, rather than because they themselves don't fit? then we fall prey to the worst of easy decisions we can make when leading the mission. we have no indication they are outlaws, just feminine. so all we are evicting them for is that they don't fit other's image of a norse warriors(same others who might have taken issue with us before). thats deserting all our principles because people won't like them. I'd rather not do that.
if those people have a problem with Halle, they have a problem with us. and if they wanna start trouble, then its their funeral.

if anything, we will need to evict those who make trouble with Halle. what if they reach english lands and decide they don't like the local traditions and behavior? do you think they will limit asshole behavior to Halle alone?
 
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