Dr. Snark
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And that right there is a fairly significant/hilarious reason for why Ciaran was declared to be the new Darth Traya.
May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)
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And that right there is a fairly significant/hilarious reason for why Ciaran was declared to be the new Darth Traya.
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Who better?
Next season? Next episode opening teaser: random urchin watching a street gang fight, "I always wanted to own a..." *cut to Ciaran's face, fight already in progress*
That a skill doesn't require the use of the Force doesn't mean one does not use the Force anyway.
For example, any Force User who ever flew a fighter.
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gonna be honest, im STILL amazed that we have that title. like, fucking wow its amazing just what that means, and just how well it fits for us to.
im hoping that we continue to live up to it.
Fixed that for you.
Amusingly Darth Traya allowed her eyes to decay because she believed them to be a distraction for her Force Sight. In polar opposite Ciaran's eyes were repaired allowing her to see without relying on Force Sight and she used them as a distraction against a suspious Anakin Skywalker.
Oh and if you really wanted to distract/scare Maul... we still do have the Scimitar and to Maul only one person other than him would know about it.
I'd say we're already accomplishing Traya's goals by throwing both the Jedi and the Sith into disarray.
From what we read of Obi-Wan, the Jedi Order is essentially the Catholic Church going through reformation. Basically there are an upsurge of Jedi reading the code (in its current and previous forms) and coming to different conclusions. Unfortunately for the Council these conclusions are uncomfortably different from what they were taught (and what their masters were taught and so on and so on) and they don't know how to react because they're not used to having to actively debate philosophy.
Meanwhile Darth Sidious is unknowingly loosing his Dark Side followers to Ciaran who is creating a new group of Force Users who might be Darksiders (using emotions and willing to use underhanded tactics), but they're not the 'embrace the darkness and all its drawbacks' types. Ironically despite never talking to Plaguise when he was alive and having her mentor kill his Force Ghost, Ciaran is using unknowingly his plan for Galactic domination:
1) Have a Supreme Chancellor who will be a extremely polarising figure.
2) Create a radical rebellion to oppose the Galactic Republic.
3) Fund both sides in a devistating war that will distract and cripple the Jedi Order, while causing social, polictial and economic turmoil.
4) Overthrow the leadership of both sides and have them unite into a 'less radical' faction to bring peace and stability. Of course the Galactic Economy will be handed over to private corporate interests.
5) Doesn't matter who sits in the big chair, control the Galaxy through the IGBC and other corporate interests, creating an Empire that no one feels in oppressing them.
6) Marginalise, then elimate the Jedi Order at your leisure.
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i wonder if anyone has pulled a martin luther?
Barondoctor
The things I chase come to me.
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"Look, I understand the feeling, really, I do. But I can't nail poop to their front door. I tried to do that once before and it just doesn't stick. Just leaves a mess."
*beat*
"Oh, you meant theses, not feces."
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One problem with doing that: The Jedi Temple doesn't seem to have any actual doors.
Killerflood
Corporal Cannonfodder
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Elevator doors to the Grand Council then.
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No no no, that's too simple. We need to send in construction teams to the Temple and build some doors for the place. They'll need to be very stealthy though, can't have the Jedi interfere with our schemes,
Dr. Snark
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I feel like the 95 Theses wouldn't have been as impressive if they ended up on Space Facebook. Or if the droids were saying it.
"The first thesis states that the entire life of a Jedi should be one of venerating the Force. Roger roger."
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... You might notice though that THAT now just sounds absolutely hilarious, more so than I intended even. Which works for me. Thanks for that!
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"Therefore, you should not be in this battlefield, chopping us into scrap."
Because B1s talking philosophy with Jedi is both a hilarious image, and more effective than what they normally do.
B1s actually do things? I thought they just stood around and got shot by clones, sliced into metal sashimi by Jedi, and backhanded out of the way by B2s so that they can do the real fighting.
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Well of course it wouldn't be.
Everyone knows Droid always miss the point.
It is obvious that Droids miss the point: Droids can't hit anything.
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I thought stormtroopers couldn't
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Theres more than enough bad marksman ship to around in the star wars universe.
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