Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Corellians are going to be canonically New Yorkers now, aren't they? A lotta this, a bit of that, and all of it on the line, huh?
... Considering Corellia is "Space America." in canon, It would fit...

I mean, considering that Corellia helped form the Republic...

Maybe give it a Statue of Liberty Expy, just to really throw in the New York Vibe.
...can we make Qui-Gon from Corellia then? Spark all sorts of theories outta that?
no.
He's going to do that anyway at somepoint, I hope?
Well, if George doesn't hire a linguist to make Huttese
 
Visit to Hell's Kitchen: Poor Me
Visit to Hell's Kitchen: Poor Me:

It wasn't until he was back in the States that Bruce heard word that there'd been a film crew at the Tippery the night he'd gone [especially given how narrow the place had been] and they'd caught him and the boys singing...and the first he was hearing about it was from his mother, who'd heard it first from Cat.

So as he sat there, face burning in his hands, the roar of his father in the background as he was forced to listen to the video as it played on the big screen.

~Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.

My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.

Well, how did I get so low? Drinking and feeling woe. My friends and family are gone, Left me here alone to moan.

I know I messed up bad, But can't seem to shake the sad. Drinking won't bring them back, But it's the only thing that takes off the slack.

I need to turn my life around, Stop this pain that I have found. I'll choose a different path, No more drowning my sorrows in that glass.

So let's raise our glasses with a cheer, To a new beginning, without fear. My future is still bright. Let's drink to a sober night.

Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.

My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.

I'm taking control, one day at a time, Putting down the bottle, I'm feeling just fine.

I'll never forget the ones I lost, But I'll honor them by paying the cost.

I'll be a better man, without the alcohol, No more stumbling, no more fall.

So if you find yourself in my shoes, Don't make the same mistake, don't refuse.

Put down that drink, and pick up your life, Take the first step, end the strife.

Together we'll rise up and take back control, No more poor me's, no more toll.

So let's raise a glass once more, Here's to our future, here's to closing that door.

To a brighter tomorrow, free of despair, To a life worth living, we're almost there.

So cheers to you, cheers to me, Let's keep on going, let's keep on being free.

Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.

My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.

Just when it seemed I had it all, The temptations of the bottle did call.

My willpower was strong, but not enough, I drank too much and fell in the rough.

The old habits had crept back in, And once again, I was lost in that sin.

I know it's not the answer, I know it's not the cure, But it feels like the only way to endure.

So let's raise that glass again, To the good times, to the end.

Take me back to a simpler day, Where things were easy, where I could play.

Forgive me for my weakness, forgive me for my doubt, I'll try again tomorrow, I won't pout.

But for tonight, I'll drown my sorrows, Just one last drink, before tomorrow.

Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.


My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.~

The others in the bars who were cheering at him, asking for a live encore, did nothing for his current state of...embarrassment as his mother continued to pointedly stare at him down with a look of mild disapproval.


A/N: Supposed to give the same vibe as that one scene in The Other Guys.
 
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[]Carrie's Got Some Lessons for you Bruce (Gain the Singer Trait)
[]A Rich history for us all (Unknown effect)
I'm honestly torn between the both of them, but I think if this creates a scenario where Carrie catches wind of this and helps him get there over many, many months of vocal bootcamp it'll be funnier, so:

[X] A Rich History for us all (Unknown Effect)
 
Actually, Bruce gave himself a new york accent, but a very light one, rather than a heavy Irish accent. And reasons are character reasons.

for two reasons:

1. Like Bruce, at least before his marriage, he had kinda lost touch with his own roots, and adopted the accent of the space-faring (or rather, his homeland) people.

2. He didn't want to have people wonder what he was saying if he decided to randomly start shouting in Gaelic.
... Considering Corellia is "Space America." in canon, It would fit...

I mean, considering that Corellia helped form the Republic...

Maybe give it a Statue of Liberty Expy, just to really throw in the New York Vibe.

no.

Well, if George doesn't hire a linguist to make Huttese

Honestly I hope that in Star Wars worldbuilding that we stop making planets and species so monocultural and introduce heterocultural elements whenever it can come up in the lore and minor plot and character details that can really make Star Wars feel alive. Different regions of planets should be different from one another and aliens should wear more than one hat. Like for one example:
Han: Leia, why in the galaxy would you give me tickets to the Broklet Metas?
Leia: They're a Corellian Gravball team and you love Gravball.
Han: Sweetheart, I HATE the Metas, not only are they a bunch of cheating pricks, but they're from Broklet, the worst city on Corellia. Nothing but a town full of self-righteous nerf herders cause that's where all the starships are made.
Leia: I don't understand, Wedge reccomended them to me.
Han: WEDGE IS FROM BROKLET?!

Also Magoose, what's the current status of Iron Lung, has Cat still not sold it? And is Taxi Driver delayed or dead due to the strike?

Visit to Hell's Kitchen: Poor Me:

It wasn't until he was back in the States that Bruce heard word that there'd been a film crew at the Tippery the night he'd gone [especially given how narrow the place had been] and they'd caught him and the boys singing...and the first he was hearing about it was from his mother, who'd heard it first from Cat.

So as he sat there, face burning in his hands, the roar of his father in the background as he was forced to listen to the video as it played on the big screen.

~Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.

My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.

Well, how did I get so low? Drinking and feeling woe. My friends and family are gone, Left me here alone to moan.

I know I messed up bad, But can't seem to shake the sad. Drinking won't bring them back, But it's the only thing that takes off the slack.

I need to turn my life around, Stop this pain that I have found. I'll choose a different path, No more drowning my sorrows in that glass.

So let's raise our glasses with a cheer, To a new beginning, without fear. My future is still bright. Let's drink to a sober night.

Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.

My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.

I'm taking control, one day at a time, Putting down the bottle, I'm feeling just fine.

I'll never forget the ones I lost, But I'll honor them by paying the cost.

I'll be a better man, without the alcohol, No more stumbling, no more fall.

So if you find yourself in my shoes, Don't make the same mistake, don't refuse.

Put down that drink, and pick up your life, Take the first step, end the strife.

Together we'll rise up and take back control, No more poor me's, no more toll.

So let's raise a glass once more, Here's to our future, here's to closing that door.

To a brighter tomorrow, free of despair, To a life worth living, we're almost there.

So cheers to you, cheers to me, Let's keep on going, let's keep on being free.

Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.

My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.

Just when it seemed I had it all, The temptations of the bottle did call.

My willpower was strong, but not enough, I drank too much and fell in the rough.

The old habits had crept back in, And once again, I was lost in that sin.

I know it's not the answer, I know it's not the cure, But it feels like the only way to endure.

So let's raise that glass again, To the good times, to the end.

Take me back to a simpler day, Where things were easy, where I could play.

Forgive me for my weakness, forgive me for my doubt, I'll try again tomorrow, I won't pout.

But for tonight, I'll drown my sorrows, Just one last drink, before tomorrow.

Well, how'd I lose my job? Drinking at the pub.

How'd I end up at the clink? Had too much to drink.


My wife and daughter perished diseased and malnourished. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.~

The others in the bars who were cheering at him, asking for a live encore, did nothing for his current state of...embarrassment as his mother continued to pointedly stare at him down with a look of mild disapproval.


A/N: Supposed to give the same vibe as that one scene in The Other Guys.


I don't understand, Bruce got drunk in a pub in London and sang an Irish ballad and someone videotaped it and it got sent back home and caught by the media? Also slightly annoyed at the increase in drunk Bruce stuff when he specifically has a trait to not binge drink.

I'm honestly torn between the both of them, but I think if this creates a scenario where Carrie catches wind of this and helps him get there over many, many months of vocal bootcamp it'll be funnier, so:

[X] A Rich History for us all (Unknown Effect)

NOOO!! My O'Brian dream duet :cry:

Really hope Carrie has an opportunity to teach Bruce how to sing sometime in the near future. Not like I want Bruce to top the billboards, but I think it would be sweet for the two of them to do songs together either recorded or in musicals, and Bruce would probably want to do it because he loves Carrie's music and wants to sing with her.
 
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I don't understand, Bruce got drunk in a pub in London and sang an Irish ballad and someone videotaped it and it got sent back home and caught by the media? Also slightly annoyed at the increase in drunk Bruce stuff when he specifically has a trait to not binge drink.
He wasn't drunk, he was having fun with the boys and launched into song with a couple of them after two drinks, so at most he was lightly tipsy.

He's more embarrassed because his mom is staring him down, his dad's not going to let him live it down, and he's trying to figure out why the hell he hadn't spotted a camera [that pub (The Tippery) is super narrow, so it came in while he was having a bite to eat while he was upstairs].
NOOO!! My O'Brian dream duet :cry:
Again, thought'd it be funnier if this was the catalyst for Carrie to get him classically trained, so I'll support it going forward.
 
... Considering Corellia is "Space America." in canon, It would fit...

I mean, considering that Corellia helped form the Republic...

Maybe give it a Statue of Liberty Expy, just to really throw in the New York Vibe.

no.

Well, if George doesn't hire a linguist to make Huttese
Isnt Tolkien still around and i mean the man made elbish.
 
So tonight I return… with a vengeance.

Hopefully i remember to put in the correct actions.

And also I hope you all don't get mad at me.
 
@Magoose Have we gotten an oscar? I need to know due to an omake I'm planning to write which involves Bruce getting an invitation to a certain event from a certain former actress.

Her wiki page and the certain event is the Monaco Grand Prix
 
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