Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Pretty great. I love all the subtle contrasts with Bruce and how they both play well off of each other with Carrie able to easily get any role she wants to, being a brilliant writer, and she's a talented singer. In Bruce doesn't have any of that, but he's got more experience in acting, is a competent Director, amazing action man, and multilinguist. Definite power couple material.

The Bi-Polar and Impossible Expectations are tough traits to have, but they balance things out and are a pretty true to what was going on for her OTL. At the very least if Carrie falls she'll have a strong support system to help her get back on her feet. Although, with Some Nights and Star Wars, Ed and Debbie may be well on their way to being recognized first as "Carrie O'Brian's Parents" by the end of the decade, lol.

The fact that Bruce is literally a foot taller than Carrie and can still grow an inch or two is adorable. Poor Carrie, has to stand on her tiptoes or pull Bruce down for a decent kiss.

I do, bit surprised Carrie doesn't know how to direct, but then again, looking back how long it took for us to learn the basics it should have been obvious.

We are still a bit better in acting than her, but only by a bit. We both still have a long way to go before we can be the best acting couple in America.

Honestly I'd love to dedicate some actions here and there to training Carrie in Directing, help the dynamic duo become true equals in all aspects of film. Plus, when they do films together, Carrie can sub in for Bruce like how he does with George and Carrie can make films all on her own.

To be fair Carrie's only acting experience excluding Some Nights has been a Broadway play, a local LA play, and a guest spot on the Mary Tyler Moore show. I think Bruce started at around 15 so this is pretty decent for Carrie combined with her other talents, and Bruce has had four years of acting and more than a dozen commercial, tv show and movie appearances, with highlights in MASH in American Graffiti, and if some Nights is as great as Magoose is hyping it up, I can easily see her getting +5 or more to acting.
 
Honestly I'd love to dedicate some actions here and there to training Carrie in Directing, help the dynamic duo become true equals in all aspects of film. Plus, when they do films together, Carrie can sub in for Bruce like how he does with George and Carrie can make films all on her own.

To be fair Carrie's only acting experience excluding Some Nights has been a Broadway play, a local LA play, and a guest spot on the Mary Tyler Moore show. I think Bruce started at around 15 so this is pretty decent for Carrie combined with her other talents, and Bruce has had four years of acting and more than a dozen commercial, tv show and movie appearances, with highlights in MASH in American Graffiti, and if some Nights is as great as Magoose is hyping it up, I can easily see her getting +5 or more to acting.
Honestly, I don't think both need to be the same in everything when it comes to their skills. it would be more fun if each of them focuses on what they're good while also having their weak spots. I.E., Bruce being bad at Comedy and Writing, while Carrie is bad at Directing and...well, something else I guess.

They both complement each other, which I think it's sweet.
 
Honestly, I don't think both need to be the same in everything when it comes to their skills. it would be more fun if each of them focuses on what they're good while also having their weak spots. I.E., Bruce being bad at Comedy and Writing, while Carrie is bad at Directing and...well, something else I guess.

They both complement each other, which I think it's sweet.

Yeah fair point. A couple complimenting each other is much sweeter than being copies and perfect teamwork is playing off of each other's strengths and weaknesses. I don't think Bruce will be bad at writing forever considering the huge ass amount of pitches we've got and some of them have strong bonuses like Karate Kid. However, by the time Bruce gets to decent, Carrie will probably be writing Oscar-level screenplays and New York Times bestsellers with ease. Depending upon how future rolls go, I think Bruce's true second weakness is his musical ineptitude considering last time he tried to learn an instrument he got a nat 1 and learning anything is a DC 80.

I wonder if Carrie can become a co-writer for some of Bruce's works, considering she's meant to star in Playground I would want her to at least co-write on that. Also considering Bruce gets fat stacks of SP bonuses through Omakes, maybe open up an option to apply that SP bonus to Carrie performances. Also what's the state of all of those film pitches Cat is writing? I guess her bestselling fantasy series has priority.

I almost died inside as I realized we could dub Pokemon when the time comes

For me my hype anime moments are Lucasfilms distributing the Lupin III movies in the 80s and networking with Yoshiyuki Tomino. Imagine him and George exchanging ideas and playing off of their similar settings, especially since Tomino drew huge inspiration from Star Wars.

Tfw ITTL the Luke and Leia plot twist is because George watched Gundam 0079 and got inspired by Char and Sayla...

I wonder when we shall invest and bring in Jim Henson and the Muppets.
Considering the load of extra money we have for Star Wars' budget, I can imagine George hiring them to help fill Mos Eisley with aliens and make the Trash Compactor monster.

There's also the American Mr. Bean show which I hope is doing well.

@Magoose can you add the og Bruce pic?

Yeah it would be nice to have it on the Bruce character sheet for reference. But if you or others are unaware, this is what Bruce looks like:

It starts to become pretty easy to see how Carrie fell for him.
 
The fact that Bruce is literally a foot taller than Carrie and can still grow an inch or two is adorable. Poor Carrie, has to stand on her tiptoes or pull Bruce down for a decent kiss.
It's funny that we're super tall, and super strong, yet we're still smaller than most of the action stars in the 80's.

Even Arnie, who's an inch Taller.

Also its going to be adorable, and I will play to that if I can.
Honestly I'd love to dedicate some actions here and there to training Carrie in Directing, help the dynamic duo become true equals in all aspects of film. Plus, when they do films together, Carrie can sub in for Bruce like how he does with George and Carrie can make films all on her own.
Well that would depend on what really happens for that. See, what if Carrie dosen't want to learn how to direct?

Or she decides to focus on writing and acting.
To be fair Carrie's only acting experience excluding Some Nights has been a Broadway play, a local LA play, and a guest spot on the Mary Tyler Moore show. I think Bruce started at around 15 so this is pretty decent for Carrie combined with her other talents, and Bruce has had four years of acting and more than a dozen commercial, tv show and movie appearances, with highlights in MASH in American Graffiti, and if some Nights is as great as Magoose is hyping it up, I can easily see her getting +5 or more to acting.
Easily a +5 to the acting skill.
I almost died inside as I realized we could dub Pokemon when the time comes
Oh no. :V
A couple complimenting each other is much sweeter than being copies and perfect teamwork is playing off of each other's strengths and weaknesses. I don't think Bruce will be bad at writing forever considering the huge ass amount of pitches we've got and some of them have strong bonuses like Karate Kid. However, by the time Bruce gets to decent, Carrie will probably be writing Oscar-level screenplays and New York Times bestsellers with ease.
Or she might decide to write a Broadway production. She did write a one woman play that onetime OTL.
Depending upon how future rolls go, I think Bruce's true second weakness is his musical ineptitude considering last time he tried to learn an instrument he got a nat 1 and learning anything is a DC 80.
Carrie and John Can help.

Eventually.
Also what's the state of all of those film pitches Cat is writing? I guess her bestselling fantasy series has priority.
Her fantasy series pays the bills for her family.

Also, its only best selling in Ireland.

But soon, it will cross the Atlantic to face the American Audience.
For me my hype anime moments are Lucasfilms distributing the Lupin III movies in the 80s and networking with Yoshiyuki Tomino. Imagine him and George exchanging ideas and playing off of their similar settings, especially since Tomino drew huge inspiration from Star Wars.
Tomino and George...

George might decide to make Empire even darker if that happens.

And hopefully, it helps Tomino not fall to depression.
Considering the load of extra money we have for Star Wars' budget, I can imagine George hiring them to help fill Mos Eisley with aliens and make the Trash Compactor monster.
You know... some would say less is more.

And perhaps not on this film... but we all know that Empire has a clear need for master puppeteers.
There's also the American Mr. Bean show which I hope is doing well.
It's actually going to release in August.
 
See, what if Carrie dosen't want to learn how to direct?

Or she decides to focus on writing and acting.

No my dudes, we should all focus on the athletics and martial arts!

Take the rights for Hong Kong's Distribution of Kung Fu films as is our right as Bruce Lee's cinema heir, even if we have to personally crash the Triads in a one couple army!
 
Oh and one more thing. Here is how Debbie see's you:

Debbie Reynolds (+8) She sees you as a son she never had.
 
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Movie Pitch: Please God make then stop
Prompt Name: Star Wars: The Crack Strikes Back
Genre: Comedy
Sub-Genre: Star Wars
Format: Movie
General Idea: It was after the first death star turned into cheese that the Allied-Central Coalition Forces, led by General Arthur Magoosethur, General Williamtton, and Kaiser Chris of the German Empire created a grand defense on the planet of Hoth, with the Changelings causing disarray in the Stormtrooper corps, only with Darth Gilgamesh using his Gate of Babylon to cut them down. Fortunately, the rebels escape with the Allied-Central Coalition.

Luke, R2D2, Twilight Sparkle, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson were led to the planet Dagobah in the Magic School Ship. It was there they met Princess Celestia, Dumbledore, Yoda, and Apollo who was in hiding after the fall of Equiiscant-Earthos. From there, the heroes learn from their mentors.

Meanwhile, Dr. Dexter, Nikolai Tesla, and Albert Einstein were designing the first Tesla Coils, Chronosphere, and other prototype innovations that can be seen in the Red Alert Universe. Although they have their own ship and portable base to keep developments while moving.

Meanwhile, the Rebels and Coalition forces were surprised and attacked by Napoleon Bonaparte and Darth Gilgamesh. Where Lando handed the forces over to the Dark Lord of the Sith, however Shirou Emiya and EMIYA Archer ambushed him, allowing the rebels and coalition to flee. However, Han Solo, Matt the Radar Technician, and Borat becomes frozen in carbonite.

Sample Text for last portion of film:

"Mongrel." Gilgamesh stares at the hero of the story with his GilGil Saber. "I am your father."

"NOOOOO!" Luke shouts in anguish. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"SHUT UP MONGREL!" Gilgamesh yells at his son, accidentally kicking him off the shaft.

Notable Characters on Empire Side:

Darth Sidious
Darth Jar Jar (Sidious cannot defeat him as he is a gag character)
Darth Gilgamesh
The Bikini Bottom Health Inspector
Dr. Robotnick
Thomas Edison
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Both versions)
Merlin (All Versions)
Anon
Y/N L/N (Accurate Portrayal Version..aka the most evil person in all of fiction and history below Sidious)
Noobmaster69
Legendary27
Ninja
PewDiePie
T-Series
 
Meanwhile with the next update:

"I'm giving her all she's got captain!"

"No now is not the time for fear… that comes later"

And finally:

"Um… well that escalated quickly."
 
A Sith's Holocron: The Tale of Darth Malarn
With a newfound sense of purpose, Dave threw himself into his work at LucasFilms. He loved every minute of exploring the vast universe, creating new stories, and fleshing out existing ones.

And, with the encouragement of his new colleagues, Dave started attending support groups, meeting other individuals who were battling addiction like himself. These groups were helpful to Dave, as he found himself connecting with people who understood his struggles, people such as Goose O'Brian who rented out one of his available apartments to Dave at a reduced rate as he recovered, and Carrie Fisher who helped him by leading him to reliable information and resources.

Eventually, Dave became somewhat of a mentor, sharing his experiences with others who were just starting on their journeys towards sobriety. He was amazed at how far he had come and was grateful for the change that had taken place in his life.

And while the road to recovery was challenging, Dave realized that it was also rewarding. Slowly but surely, he began to build up his self-esteem and confidence. He was even able to forgive himself for the mistakes he had made in the past.

With his newfound sense of self-worth, Dave began to focus on his work with renewed enthusiasm. He became an integral part of the writing team at LucasFilms, contributing to helping flesh out the Sith's addiction to the Dark Side of the Force.

As he continued working at LucasFilms, Dave realized that his love for storytelling was more important than his addiction could ever be. He had been given a second chance at life, and he was not going to let it go to waste, weighting each and every decision to ensure a clean road to recovery.


A Sith's Holocron: The Tale of Darth Malarn

Darth Malarn had not always been a slave to the Dark Side. In his youth, he had been a charismatic and charismatic figure, respected by his fellow comrades for his strength and bravery.

Malarn, then known as Alecto Djarin, was a champion of justice, a warrior for the oppressed, and his bold determination quickly earned him a position of respect among the Outer Rim. For years he fought against corrupt politicians and evil warlords, puppets to the Huts one and all, rallying millions to his cause.

His early campaigns in the Outer Rim and the Core Worlds were successful, and many viewed him as a savior, a bastion of hope in a galaxy plagued by chaos and darkness. Malarn's youthful idealism inspired others to fight alongside him, creating a vibrant and hopeful movement.

But as time went on, Malarn's ideology began to change. He became increasingly radical, the once-uplifting message of hope and progress become a call for revolutionary upheaval.

Malarn began to embrace the darker side of the movement, believing that the only way to bring about real change was to use any means necessary. He began to use fear and intimidation to control the very people he had once fought to protect, indulging in the corrupting influence of the Dark Side.

As Malarn continued to seize power, he became more ruthless, more controlling, a symbol of the very tyranny he had once fought against. His addiction to power had become all-consuming, and he turned to unspeakable acts to maintain his hold over the galaxy.

As Malarn's addiction grew stronger, those around him began to fear and mistrust him. He pushed away his closest allies and trusted advisors, becoming paranoid that they were plotting against him.

Despite their growing unease, Malarn continued to rule with an iron fist, abusing his power in ways that were unthinkable even for the Movement. He became a cruel and heartless monster, consumed by his addiction to the Dark Side.

But even as his reign of terror continued, Malarn realized that he could not escape the consequences of his actions. His addiction had blinded him to the truth of his own power and he had become a slave to his own desire for control.

The other Sith became increasingly afraid of Malarn, realizing that he had become a danger to them all. In the end, his own followers turned on him, destroying him in a powerful show of force.

As Malarn lay dying, he finally realized the truth about his addiction. He had become a prisoner to his own ambition, driven by a hunger for power that had blinded him to the consequences of his actions.

His death was a testament to the dangers of unchecked ambition and the tyranny that could emerge from such unchecked power. For Malarn, it was too late to change, and his addiction had consumed him completely, causing him to lose everything he had once held dear.

The other Sith would learn from his downfall, realizing the power of their own greed and addiction. But for Malarn, it was a tragic end, a symbol of what happens when one becomes addicted to power and control.


George blinked down at the script.

"Huh...so this is how it feels," he said, before looking up Dave, "This is great Dave, but...I asked for a brief summary for the Holocron prop."

Dave shrugged, "Felt like giving you a 100-and-10% boss, been too good to me not to."
 
George blinked down at the script.

"Huh...so this is how it feels," he said, before looking up Dave, "This is great Dave, but...I asked for a brief summary for the Holocron prop."

Dave shrugged, "Felt like giving you a 100-and-10% boss, been too good to me not to."

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
 
Magoose trying to ignore the a RealOtto Prompt moment
I'm not going to dignify a response for that prompt.

The first time was funny. The second time, farcical.

Take +5 to SP and stop the brain rot @RealOtto
A Sith's Holocron: The Tale of Darth Malarn
Does Dave have a last name?

I will need it for the update:

Here are the rewards:
[]Hi I'm Dave, Nice to Meet you!(Dave joins the Lucasfilms unlimited inner circle)
[]So what your saying is, it's good (One of your scripts automatically finishes development with a 70 rating)
[]Um… so about Star Wars (Script quality for Star Wars becomes an 80)
 
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Hmm wonder if we can get the export rights to Lady Snowblood?(a film who's character inspired O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill.)
If we have an available option then we should try and speak with Toho for distribution of the film. I mean, no one seems to be doing so and while the first time we tried to distribute one of their films with Monkey Sun could be considered a fluke, this could be the one that shows that no, we really know what we're doing and we really can make you (and us) rich by distributing these films.

...We're also doing it for the art of course.

Yes, can't forget that...
 
Here are the rewards:
[]Hi I'm Dave, Nice to Meet you!(Dave joins the Lucasfilms unlimited inner circle)
[]So what your saying is, it's good (One of your scripts automatically finishes development with a 70 rating)
[]Um… so about Star Wars (Script quality for Star Wars becomes an 80)
Damn! Those are all pretty damn good. It's going to be a tough choice for Orion.
 
F***ing brutal. Poor Todd.

Todd: I guess Sarah is my mother now.
Sarah: Todd O'Brian! My beloved youngest child!

Lol. In all seriousness, outside of having some wild moments during his teen years, Todd seemed to be a pretty good son who loved his mother deeply and did his best to help Debbie in her business ventures, most importantly managing her insanely large Hollywood memorabilia collection.

Speaking of O'Brian-Reynolds ties, I guess Joseph and Sarah are pretty happy that Bruce met Carrie not only because he was able to meet the love of his life, but they managed to get two pretty great surrogate children in Carrie and Todd. It was mentioned in the December '72 phone call that Joseph and Sarah wanted Bruce to have a traditionally big Irish family but they only had three. I imagine with the gap that Bruce has with Gavin and Cat in age, that they had a pretty hard time conceiving up til and after Bruce so them bonding with the Fisher kids must have filled some emotional holes.

Todd has a +10.

Like perhaps I should rephrase to not seem… objective.

I am going to actually.

You could also write that Debbie considers Bruce to be her second son, though maybe that's something that would happen after he and Carrie get married and Bruce starts calling her Mom. If Debbie already has such a high opinion of Bruce before he and Carrie are engaged at +8 and George is the same, I wonder what the hell kind of impact we had on Bruce Lee to get a full on +10. I guess Carrie's opinion is +20?

Hope the permission DC isn't too high. Also would be pretty cool if Debbie ever got to act alongside Carrie and Bruce in a Lucasfilms project one day.
 
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