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Doesn't work.
1) The interior may be extradimensional, in which case it might not work on an Endbringer.
2) Endbringers usually count as either living or nonliving depending on what's most favorable for it. Pokeballs don't work on nonliving things, so it probably wouldn't work (although you could argue that certain Pokemon resemble mechanisms enough that this isn't true).
3) The Pokemon series goes through great pains to tell us that we're not enslaving the Pokemon (because otherwise it looks a lot like that). Pokemon actually like to be in the ball. If the Endbringer doesn't like being in the ball, it's entirely possible that the ball won't confine it.
4) Pokeballs don't work on things that aren't Pokemon anyway.
You know, when it comes time to upgrade Armsmaster, the best place for it would be Joe's cybernetics lab. (See chapter 23 for his exploration thereof.) If Dragon gets taken to the Volcano Lair as part of freeing her, I could see her chatting with Survey, mentioning what her husbando is up to, then running several seconds to model the most effective puppy-dog eyes to hit Joe right in the feelz.
Of course, she may already have arranged for him to heal the Protectorate capes by then. A few days of M/S gets them back out on the streets far faster than months of recovery and PT, after all. (I've mentioned this before.) Snarling at Apeiron about his dastardly deeds in sidelining Panacea in order to sideline all the heroes might work to ask for help while technically merely berating him.
New thought: If he can analyze Miss Militia's gun as a magical effect, can he similarly analyze Othella's boosts? All of them would be nice, but her regeneration gift would be very much worth figuring out how to copy and then churn out potions thereof in industrial quantities. Maybe have a version that slowly heals over the course of a couple of days, which get sold to civilian medical establishments, while favored customers get the insta-regen version. Market in hypo-spray packaging and you have something usable in Endbringer fights, which ought to buy a lot of 'no harm no foul' past-burying from any PRT director not named Piggot.
And since Natural Alchemy works great with changing shape, Gully can have much of the makeover she was hoping for, assuming she can get ahold of Apeiron to make her plea.
Ah yes, dear Watson, you show your face to me again...
On this note, if you want to market and roll out a product that will sell to a large body of interested parties (Hospitals all across the country, emergency / disaster response units / the military / cape groups) then you're going to want medi-gel. Quickly seals any gaping wounds but also fully capable of doing more than plugging leaky bodies. Low-to-zilch infection rates, sealed against a variety of substances and contaminants, have minor regenerative properties.
Thing about NEPEA-5, like the matter of Containment Foam, that stuff is just so ubiquitously useful that you will get as many lobbyists trying to allow you to sell the stuff as you would others trying to shut it down.
Miniaturization/Efficiency Worm 400 "You can miniaturize anything down to levels that any sane man would consider impossible. A fusion reactor the size of a watch battery would be the absolute minimum of what you are capable of, and you'd be able to make it far smaller than that. Your power also makes you a master of technological efficiency, anything you make needing barely any energy to run compared to what it should and continue to do so for a very long time. These specialties also make you a master of nanotechnology and similar pursuits. Of course you aren't barred from building something big like a giant robot, just that it'll be impossibly efficient and crammed full of more weapons and subsystems then should be possible
Outside Context Problem (Free): It'd be boring if you were to just die right at the start so for free you'll have a selective immunity to the powers of a few rather nasty plot device level opponents that by all rights would probably want to kill you right out of the gate. Contessa, Ziz, and Zion's precog doesn't seem to be able to pick you up, instead returning a zero-sum error whenever they try to force the issue. They won't notice this until you garner enough attention for them to try and then they might take further measures to see what the problem is. But at the moment you'll be safe from being instantly killed due to the threat you pose to their plans. This works on all shard/entity derived precog. Your peculiar inter-dimensional nature just messes up their ability to predict you. Coil is an exception due to the weird nature of his power."
Piazza are vegetables so it's fineDo we remember Path to Munchies? Troll the Protectorate with deliveries of meat lover pizza that's both sublime and supernally healthy
Are food items that cook different ingredients really classified as if they were a stand alone food type like broccoli or beef?Piazza are vegetables so it's fine
PIZZA CAN BE classed as a vegetable – at least according to a decision made by the US Congress. Who knew?
American lawmakers have ruled that the amount of tomato paste in pizza sauce means that pizzas can be counted as a vegetable.
It depends on the strength of the lobbying group and the product in question.
With Medi-gel, insurance companies and hospitals will try to buy it.
It's possible that pharmaceutical companies will try to block it just to not set a precedent of tinkers producing medicine, and the PRT will lobby to have more control over capes.
If joe rolled out medi gel, with how stretched thin the prt (and its healers) is I'm sure they will try to speed up medi gel, in story it's meantioned that New York and Boston are desperate for healing. however that is the sort of the thing would get ziz on joes ass if it isn't already. Pharmaceutical companies would 100% try to stop it from falling into the public hands but prt will be all over it.
37 Small Tasks
Addendum Meeting Report
Meeting Report: Conference, Dallon Master Accusations
In attendance:
Director Emily Piggot, PRT ENE
Mrs. Carol Dallon, New Wave
Dr. Nadir Bahar, WEDGDG
Mrs. Melissa Garrick, Youth Guard
I mean, assuming it follows a more realistic example of game lore behind it, at a minimum, it's a top-class field dressing, creates a perfect seal between exposed wounds and not just dirt, but gasses and toxins, in addition to having some sort of, at the very least, mild rejuvenating effect.Medi-gel is probably easier to mass-produce, but its effect depends on if it obeys the fiction layer or the gameplay layer.
On yet another note, while I'm sure we are going to get good mileage out of the whole "Apeiron is regarded as a Master by the ENE Protectorate & PRT" situation, I can't help but note that eventually someone has got to wonder about this.Still, might be good to market through Dragon, once Apeiron 'masters her into being friendly towards him'.
Yeah but... even with two decades of the finest minds in the world coming together (and mostly making inferences that no doubt have led them around in a carousel of assumptions) can't claim to know how powers actually work.
Good Dog. Best Friend.
I just imagine Garment giving him belly rubs
Huh. Joe's Zoanthrope... ...he is pretty loyal, pretty good, and pretty dedicated. He is smart, occasionally funny, but generally a pleasant kind of person. Except when he is hurt, or beaten, then he can turn nasty. But he has only just started to heal and is slowly working to be better so clearly...
It's probably gonna exacerbate the situation if they see him transform back into a human. Y'know making them think he found the solution to their Case 53 forms.If Joe does get Beast Change, he's not going to be able to convince Weld or other Case 53's that he isn't one himself. They already think that, that would be the proof.
I mean he's going to try to pursue a cure regardless, so it's really not that big of a deal, just an amusing misunderstanding liable to ensure the immediate loyalty of any and all C-53s he comes across, because now he's not just the 'Miracle Tinker' with the ability to heal their bodies back to normal, he's 'one of us'.It's probably gonna exacerbate the situation if they see him transform back into a human. Y'know making them think he found the solution to their Case 53 forms.
The thing is that they'll probably be hoping/wanting human forms or something and knowing Joe's personality he would do everything in his power to do so.I mean he's going to try to pursue a cure regardless, so it's really not that big of a deal, just an amusing misunderstanding liable to ensure the immediate loyalty of any and all C-53s he comes across, because now he's not just the 'Miracle Tinker' with the ability to heal their bodies back to normal, he's 'one of us'.
Mutant Jesus.
Hell, Joe will acquiesce to any and every body-plan they want.The thing is that they'll probably be hoping/wanting human forms or something and knowing Joe's personality he would do everything in his power to do so.