Advice and Trust [NGE]
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Yes, it would have.
The Englanderish
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SHE DEVELOPS THE POWER TO SECRETE BEES!
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- They/Them/Comrade
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BEEEEEEEEEEES!!
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Pen Pen will teach anyone his language, but you have to defeat him at chess first.
And no, Asuka didn't get that. She didn't win, that was a charade arranged to mess with Misato. Pen Pen allowed it thanks to bribery with tuna, but refused to let it count as a legitimate win for the prize.
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"No- not the BEEES- NOT THE BEEEEESS! AAAAH- THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" - ______________________, after crossing Rei Ayanami one time too many.
Send me your suggested Evangelion characters to fit the blank space, people!
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Gendo Ikari.
The Englanderish
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Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
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... I'd buy it. If, you know, I had money.One quick Google image search later:
Turing Decidable
𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕗
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- He/Him
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- The Midlands.
I was thinking more of the fuku look, but that works too.One quick Google image search later:
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One quick Google image search later:
And now I am reminded of horribly wasted doushinji, that had Evangelion pilots as magical school girls (Even Shinji. Much to his chargrin, and demand that he is to have proper outfit as a male) fighting against giant monsters. It had nice opening fight and good art... and then it devolved into porn and ended.
FOR FUCKS SAKE DOUSHINJI ARTISTS! DON'T WASTE YOUR SKILLS ON PORN!
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I was wondering if she could percieve other emotions in people's auras, since she was able to sense Big Z. It could explain sympathy for Ritsuko, for instance.
In other news:
Magical girl Rei-chan? There's gotta be (SFW) fanfic of that somewhere.
Bippy the mini-Areal: Now swing the wand around you head and say, "Winga-wanga tsima-tsu, goodness and love is what I do! Tsima-tsuma, winga-wang, time to blast the evil gang!"
Rei: [blank stare]
Bippy: Go on. Say it.
Rei: [blank stare]
Bippy: Rei! Don't you want to be a mahou-shoujo?
Rei: Not that badly.
Bippy: (sigh) All right, just hold the wand in front and say, "Transform."
Rei: Will I be naked at any point?
Bippy: Do you care?
Rei: [shrugs]
Rei: Transform!
In a flash of light (shaped like a cross, because, Evangelion), Rei's clothes become a short-skirted orange and black dress with a pointy hat and rather fashionable ankle boots.
Rei: Why, then, did you want me to say that ridiculous phrase?
Bippy: Because it'd be funny. I get little enough entertainment in this job.
A moment later, Rei jumps on a passing broomstick and flies away, while Bippy lies unconscious with a rather large cartoon bump rising on his head.
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Someone put this omake on the index.
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But that just it! Whole thing was just a set up to make an excuse to have two characters fuck! It was not even overtake, whole thing was for that! You can make any reason for porn with normal Evangelion material, why waste good premise and art on it!?
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?That's every other story on this site.
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SV has a teeny, tiny little FUCKING HUGE obsession with Worm.
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OOOOHHHHH, that explains it...
The joke went right over my head.