Kyle, Stan, and Cartman are walking down the street in the middle of town. "I told you my mom wouldn't listen." Kyle says, referring to the fact that his b-to-the-itch of a mom is hell bent on killing Canadian Comedian duo Terrance and Phillip.
"Well then we're just gonna' have to save Terrance and Phillip ourselves!" Stan declares.
"What?!" Kyle and Cartman both exclaim.
"Think about it you guys, what would Bruce O'Brian do?" Stan asks. "He'd figure out a way to rescue Terrance and Phillip before they were executed."
"We can't do anything," Kyle says, like a big pussy puss puss. "Our mom's organization is too strong."
"Then we'll round up all the grounded kids in town, and start out own organization," Stan says, implying that their organization will also have blackjack and hookers. "an organization to help save Terrance and Phillip!"
"Hey yeah, our own secret club!" Cartman says.
"I guess that could work." Kyle concedes.
"We have to try!" Stan says, a beat coming up.
[STAN]
What would Bruce O'Brian do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what Bruce O'Brian'd do!
[KYLE]
When Bruce O'Brian was in the Olympics
Boxing for the gold
He went fifteen rounds without a sweat
While wearing a blindfold
[CARTMAN]
When Bruce O'Brian was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He delivered a flying spinning-kick
And saved the maidens fair
[STAN, KYLE]
So what would Bruce O'Brian do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Bruce O'Brian do!
[CARTMAN]
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
[KYLE]
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
[STAN]
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
'Cause that's what Bruce O'Brian would do!
[THREE BOYS]
And what would Bruce O'Brian do
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Bruce O'Brian'd do
"Did someone say my name?" Conan O'Brien asks as he walks into the shot.
"Who are you?" Stan asks.
"I'm Conan O'Brien."
"What?!" Kyle asks, shocked. "No not fuckin' Conan O'Brien!"
"Yeah get the fuck outta' here!" Stan shouts, pointing at the late night host.
"Oh, byeee." Conan O'Brien says, walking off.
[THREE BOYS]
When Bruce O'Brian traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
[CARTMAN]
And when Bruce O'Brian saved the Veterans
He flipped off Scientology
[STAN, KYLE]
'Cause Bruce O'Brian doesn't take shit from
[THREE BOYS]
Anybody!
[THREE BOYS]
So let's call all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what Bruce O'Brian'd do
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what Bruce O'Brian'd do!
That's what Bruce O'Brian'd do!
Original song
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