Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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@Magoose If we want to get Bob Anderson as the fight coordinator and swordmaster for Star Wars like in canon, which option would we choose?

With the extra money we're spending on better props such as lightsabres which can actually stand up to the impacts of a proper fight scene!, if we can get Toshiro Mifune to play Obi-Wan like some people on this thread have been pushing for, and get Anderson into the Vader costume for the lightsabre fight scenes like in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, the lightsabre fight in the first movie could be brilliant.
 
@Magoose If we want to get Bob Anderson as the fight coordinator and swordmaster for Star Wars like in canon, which option would we choose?

With the extra money we're spending on better props such as lightsabres which can actually stand up to the impacts of a proper fight scene!, if we can get Toshiro Mifune to play Obi-Wan like some people on this thread have been pushing for, and get Anderson into the Vader costume for the lightsabre fight scenes like in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, the lightsabre fight in the first movie could be brilliant.

As I've always say, make

View: https://youtu.be/to2SMng4u1k

it real!
 
[X] Plan The Cycle Repeats: The Apprentice Becomes the Master

I know it's due to the scope of the quest but, it feels off not seeing the rest of Bruce students like Dan Inosanto or Taky Kimura- heck, even fellow Irishman, Steve McQueen!
 
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Mar 30, 2023 at 11:13 AM, finished with 53 posts and 19 votes.

  • [X] Plan Cycle Repeats and Reynolds Time
    -[X]Preproduction (Casting Obi-Wan Kenobi): You want to Spearhead the Efforts to find you're Obi-Wan Kenobi. George is happy that you helped out. (Begin a mini-turn where you can offer the Part to any number of actors in Hollywood and beyond.) DC:20
    -[X] Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???
    --[X] Japan, Monkey Sun
    -[X]The Emmys: Finally, time to see just how much… the world of TV respects you. DC: 10
    -[X]When Debbie Reynolds goes to War: So, Debbie is about to go to War and make sure that her daughter's film is perfect. So she called in Hollywood's biggest wrecking ball to back her up… You. DC: ???
    -[X] The Final Months of Some Nights: Carrie wants you on set. She says she's not liking some of the things going on. DC: ???
    -[X]The Friendship and Brotherhood of George Lucas: George wants to hang out and have fun. DC: 30
    -[X] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film)
    -[X] Networking: Well time to start finding out who might actually be interested in meeting you. (Write-in what you want to try and network with
    --[X] Akira Kurosawa, pay respects to the man who helped inspire George's vision and inquire about the distribution of his films in the United States (and, perhaps, one day beyond).
    [X] Plan The Cycle Repeats: The Apprentice Becomes the Master
    -[X] Preproduction (The Effects): You want to Plan out what the Hell George is going to do with the ILM… Or the Magician's first outing. (Begin a small Mini-turn to plan out the effects and the possible sequences in it.) DC:50
    -[X] Preproduction (Ironing Out the Script): George is a good Screenwriter… but you can hire several people that can help him (Allows you to hire a screenwriter, and add some small ideas within George's Script. Or just have it focus on one particular aspect that can be improved) DC: 10
    -[X] Investing in the Future: You want to Spend some of that money you made into the company and make the whole thing better DC: ??? (Linetail what you want to invest in, and how much money you want to invest in it)
    --[X] The Mandalorian Gymnasium [$30 Million]: Open to the general public and offers an adult accreditation programs as well as an After School program for underprivileged children; to start, Mando's Gym consists of four core programs: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program, Conditioning and Exercise Athletics Program, Craftsman and Survivalist Accreditation Program, Firearm and Weapon Safety Accreditation Program.
    ---[X] Part I: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program: (Action Cinematography)
    -[X] Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???
    --[X] Toho International
    ---[X] Monkey Sun
    -[X] Networking: Well time to start finding out who might actually be interested in meeting you. (Write-in what you want to try and network with
    --[X] Akira Kurosawa, pay respects to the man who helped inspire George's vision and inquire about the distribution of his films in the United States (and, perhaps, one day beyond).
    -[X] The Final Months of Some Nights: Carrie wants you on set. She says she's not liking some of the things going on. DC: ???
    -[X] Continue Developing The Kung Fu Kid: You want to expand the idea and make the script idea you have even better.
    -[X] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film)
 
The Goose is Loose Turn 31 Results (May-June 1974)
-[X]Preproduction (Casting Obi-Wan Kenobi): You want to Spearhead the Efforts to find you're Obi-Wan Kenobi. George is happy that you helped out. (Begin a mini-turn where you can offer the Part to any number of actors in Hollywood and beyond.) DC:20 Rolled:D100 => 78

You looked at the Cast List, and Damn… You didn't think that you would get all of them. But oh my Lord did you get almost all of them.

(Continued in: Casting the Mentor)
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-[X]Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???
--[X] Japan, Monkey Sun Rolled:
D100 => 79

Monkey Sun was strange. You were going to admit it.

But hey… Maybe Strange was what the world needed.

Reward: You can now distribute Monkey Sun.

(Note: I'd Highly recommend sending Mike on his own to get this released, as it is a movie from Japan, and he isn't the boogyman of Hollywood Studios)
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-[X]The Emmys: Finally, time to see just how much… the world of TV respects you. DC: 10 Rolled:
D100 => 23

The Emmy Goes To:D100 => 97

MASH Swept the Emmys. It was something that you were happy about. Very Happy About it.

But being nominated for a Directing Emmy, was something special.

Mostly because Hollywood was not going to be… ignoring you more than they have already. They have been….

Well to say that they accepted with a shit eating grin and a happy smile… Well that was an understatement.

You did the usual thanks, and than you said one thing to all of them. Their inability to stop you was… well… legendary.

Reward: +5 to Directing Skill.

You are now an Emmy Winning Director.

Gain +10 to all Directing Rolls on TV shows.
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-[X]When Debbie Reynolds goes to War: So, Debbie is about to go to War and make sure that her daughter's film is perfect. So she called in Hollywood's biggest wrecking ball to back her up… You. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 => 95

You just stood there behind Debibe, well… actually you sat down on a chair that was behind her and let her do all the talking.

It was going to be better that way. "Why is he here?" The suit asked.

"Drop the garbage, my friend, he's only here because, without him, you wouldn't take anything I'd have to say seriously." That was not a threat she made lightly, considering your reputation. After all, whenever someone seemed to ask for help… at least when it came to things that were… incredible… Usually, they thought of you and then decided to not do it because they feared that you were going to destroy them all.

"But, there is the simple matter of editing the film." She said. "I saw it."

That was something that filled the suit's face with dread and horror. "You-"

"Do you think I would miss the chance to see my daughter's first film?" She asked. No demanded that he speak.

There was no answer. In fact, there was only fear. "You made a mockery of my daughter's work. You made a mockery of her, and your meddling could have destroyed everything that she has worked on."

She stood up. "I gave you my contract and her film out of faith that you were willing to work with me and give my daughter a chance, but I told my agent that if that film was not worked on, was not fixed to my daughter's vision, I will break my contract immediately, and I'm damn certain that Fox or Wanner would be happy to see me fall into their laps, because of your incompetence. I would also buy the film from you, right now." She pulled out a single check. That made your eyes bulge.

When the hell did she manage to get 1 million dollars? Also Where?

"The rest will be wired once the agents finish talking it through if that is how you want to do this?"

There was paling. Then there was a nervous laugh. "I'm sure my bosses will be able to"

"Right now." She said.

"Without Mister O'Brian." He begged.

You smiled and waved.

"Certainly."

You didn't know what happened in the meeting with the suits, but something told you that she did a very good job convincing them that pissing off one of their biggest Starlets by screwing over her daughter's film was… not a good idea.

Reward: Due to Debbie's Hardballing, she managed to get the editing team fired and replaced.

Significantly increases the Quality of the Film, when released.
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-[X]The Final Months of Some Nights: Carrie wants you on set. She says she's not liking some of the things going on. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 => 12

Unfortunately, Universal did not like you all that much…. Or rather they were afraid of you.

And booted you off their grounds the moment they realized you were going to be on set.

Failure: You could not be there for Carrie. But at least it wasn't you're fault.

It will release in August or September.
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-[X]The Friendship and Brotherhood of George Lucas: George wants to hang out and have fun. DC: 30 Rolled:D100 => 65

You were sitting on the beach with George, who was just… well he was just watching the waves crashing down and well, hanging out.

It was why you were surprised that he finally talked, it was about work. "I've been hearing rumors around the office. That you want to be Han Solo for Star Wars."

You looked at him with a raised eyebrow, before you sighed. "Who told you?"

"I mean a lot of guys were talking about it, there is a bet going on whether you get it or not, and the odds of you getting it are rather poor." He laughed and you smiled.

"What's your thoughts on the matter?" You asked.

"I want to make my own movie and have it stand on my own merits. Rather than be something that people see because of an actor or actress." He replied. And it was in a tone you never really heard from George. An honest one that wasn't clouded by doubt.

"You want to prove that people wanted to watch your movies for you, rather than the actors?" You asked, feeling unsure what else to really say.

He nodded. "Strange, you know." He then looked at the sand and lay down. "I'm just… afraid that if I choose you as the role, It wouldn't be my movie. It'd be yours."

You frowned. "Really, you think I'd steal the movie from you? That it wouldn't be your movie?"

George was quiet before he nodded.

You just gave a smile. "It's always going to be your movie. I just want to be a part of it."

And you both just sat on the beach for a while, and just watched the waves.

Reward: You can now line tail below the casting of Han Solo and get the part.

DC lowered to 0.
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-[X] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film) Rolled:D100 => 13+10=23

Well, you got a TV part, something that was really last minute too.

A Bad Guy role in Hawaii Five-0, the guy who was supposed to be on it bailed due to an accident.

But they came to you because you had experience in firearms… as well as martial arts.

Reward: You play a heavy in Hawaii Five-0 next turn. Something you are sure was going to be fun.
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-[X] Networking: Well time to start finding out who might actually be interested in meeting you. (Write-in what you want to try and network with)
--[X] Akira Kurosawa, pay respects to the man who helped inspire George's vision and inquire about the distribution of his films in the United States (and, perhaps, one day beyond). Rolled:
D100 => 99

(Authors Note: All the dialogue is spoken in Japanese, but is written in English for purposes of convenience)

You gave a small bow to the director as you were ushered in by his entourage. "Thank you for meeting me, Mister Kurosawa." You were still trying to get the hang of the honorifics, but you decided it is best to keep things a little more… well, formal. Even though your mind was a little walled at the language barrier.

"It is quite strange to see someone so young knowledgeable of our language." The director replied as you scratched your neck. "You speak it well."

"Thank you." You replied. "I've seen your work before I came, and I'm incredibly impressed by the artistry and production, and professionalism of your films. They are incredibly made. They serve as one of my coworker's inspirations for another world."

"Then he has very good taste." He replied bluntly. "But something tells me that you are not here to speak of past successes?"

"I'm not. I'm here on behalf of Lucasfilms Unlimited to try and distribute your work internationally, especially in the United States." You replied.

There was a chuckle from many of the entourage around him. "Many others have tried."

"Perhaps. But I've never backed down from a challenge. And all I see is profit to be made if you are willing to work with us." You pulled out a business card.

Kurosawa was quiet, and some of his fellows spoke, but he raised his hand. Silencing. "We shall consider this offer. With an open mind."

Reward: You have impressed Akira Kurasawa with your openness and your daring attitude.

Gain a permanent bonus when getting the rights to distribute his films.

On International Gross for any films produced by Lucasfilms Unlimited, increase the rolls by an additional ten million for the rest of the 1970s

AN: I had to write and post this early today due to family business.

I hope you enjoy.
 
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Pretty poggers reesults. Overall a pretty good month for Bruce both personally and professionally, and we're getting everything set up for the perfect Star Wars production. LET'S GO!
(Note: I'd Highly recommend sending Mike on his own to get this released, as it is a movie from Japan, and he isn't the boogyman of Hollywood Studios)

So a little bit confused by this. Does this mean that for distribution action we linetail Mike handling this or choose the option to let Mike manage himself?

-[X]The Emmys: Finally, time to see just how much… the world of TV respects you. DC: 10 Rolled:D100 => 23

The Emmy Goes To:D100 => 97

MASH Swept the Emmys. It was something that you were happy about. Very Happy About it.

But being nominated for a Directing Emmy, was something special.

Mostly because Hollywood was not going to be… ignoring you more than they have already. They have been….

Well to say that they accepted with a shit eating grin and a happy smile… Well that was an understatement.

You did the usual thanks, and than you said one thing to all of them. Their inability to stop you was… well… legendary.

Reward: +5 to Directing Skill.

You are now an Emmy Winning Director.

Gain +10 to all Directing Rolls on TV shows.

WE WIN THESE! Another great road in the development for Director Goose to rise high as the apprentice and a hopefully decent boost for future MASH rolls. Would be hillarious if every Emmy season until the end of MASH was just Bruce's annual award pickup.

-[X]When Debbie Reynolds goes to War: So, Debbie is about to go to War and make sure that her daughter's film is perfect. So she called in Hollywood's biggest wrecking ball to back her up… You. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 => 95

You just stood there behind Debibe, well… actually you sat down on a chair that was behind her and let her do all the talking.

It was going to be better that way. "Why is he here?" The suit asked.

"Drop the garbage, my friend, he's only here because, without him, you wouldn't take anything I'd have to say seriously." That was not a threat she made lightly, considering your reputation. After all, whenever someone seemed to ask for help… at least when it came to things that were… incredible… Usually, they thought of you and then decided to not do it because they feared that you were going to destroy them all.

"But, there is the simple matter of editing the film." She said. "I saw it."

That was something that filled the suit's face with dread and horror. "You-"

"Do you think I would miss the chance to see my daughter's first film?" She asked. No demanded that he speak.

There was no answer. In fact, there was only fear. "You made a mockery of my daughter's work. You made a mockery of her, and your meddling could have destroyed everything that she has worked on."

She stood up. "I gave you my contract and her film out of faith that you were willing to work with me and give my daughter a chance, but I told my agent that if that film was not worked on, was not fixed to my daughter's vision, I will break my contract immediately, and I'm damn certain that Fox or Wanner would be happy to see me fall into their laps, because of your incompetence. I would also buy the film from you, right now." She pulled out a single check. That made your eyes bulge.

When the hell did she manage to get 1 million dollars? Also Where?

"The rest will be wired once the agents finish talking it through if that is how you want to do this?"

There was paling. Then there was a nervous laugh. "I'm sure my bosses will be able to"

"Right now." She said.

"Without Mister O'Brian." He begged.

You smiled and waved.

"Certainly."

You didn't know what happened in the meeting with the suits, but something told you that she did a very good job convincing them that pissing off one of their biggest Starlets by screwing over her daughter's film was… not a good idea.

Reward: Due to Debbie's Hardballing, she managed to get the editing team fired and replaced.

Significantly increases the Quality of the Film, when released.

"I fear no man, but that....thing!

It terrifies me."

Glad to see we were able to have Carrie's back and help Debbie put a stop to the bullshit, Mama Bears are certainly the most dangerous. A bit confused though on why we didn't add a +30 to the Carrie action but I guess the fact that it was taking place at Universal nullified the bonus?

Reward: You can now line tail below the casting of Han Solo and get the part.

DC lowered to 0.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYonSOkZ5ZE

Magoose's plan when he first made Bruce was to get Han or Luke, and after 32 turns we accomplished our core goal. Now to make Star Wars the highest grossing film of all time after inflation adjustment or the first billion dollar movie. Also we really need to repay George by acting as his constant hype man in marketing and bragging about what an amazing Director he is.

-[X] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film) Rolled:D100 => 13+10=23

Well, you got a TV part, something that was really last minute too.

A Bad Guy role in Hawaii Five-0, the guy who was supposed to be on it bailed due to an accident.

But they came to you because you had experience in firearms… as well as martial arts.

Reward: You play a heavy in Hawaii Five-0 next turn. Something you are sure was going to be fun.

LMAO! Magoose Dice continue to show its utter disdain and loathing of auditions. Hawaii Five-0 is a pretty decent guest spot and we get a nice trip to Hawaii. Here's hoping the physical stuff provides a bonus so we avoid a repeat of Born Again.
 
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So a little bit confused by this. Does this mean that for distribution action we linetail Mike handling this or choose the option to let Mike manage himself?
Let Mike Manage it himself.
WE WIN THESE! Another great road in the development for Director Goose to rise high as the apprentice and a hopefully decent boost for future MASH rolls. Would be hillarious if every Emmy season until the end of MASH was just Bruce's annual award pickup.
Not likely.

Mostly because we've always been different in our awards. And we really need to knock it out of the park for another actor roll.
Glad to see we were able to have Carrie's back and help Debbie put a stop to the bullshit, Mama Bears are certainly the most dangerous. A bit confused though on why we didn't add a +30 to the Carrie action but I guess the fact that it was taking place at Universal nullified the bonus?
It was more a "Prevent Universal Fuckery" Action.
Magoose's plan when he first made Bruce was to get Han or Luke, and after 32 goals we accomplished our core goal. Now to make Star Wars the highest grossing film of all time after inflation adjustment or the first billion dollar movie. Also we really need to repay George by acting as his constant hype man in marketing and bragging about what an amazing Director he is.
Well George may not be the greatest Director in the World, but dammit is he the one with the most vision.
LMAO! Magoose Dice continue to show its utter disdain and loathing of auditions. Hawaii Five-0 is a pretty decent guest spot and we get a nice trip to Hawaii. Here's hoping the physical stuff provides a bonus so we avoid a repeat of Born Again.
Yep. Hopefully, there will be some fun in the sun.

Also, next turn there is going to be an elvis action as he returns to Hollywood to talk to you.
 
Damn.... I wonder how much would change in our timeline had someone actually been there for George like Bruce has?
 
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