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Me: *reads chapter*

...Well now I want the tower to teleport...

Castlvania Style
 
[x] DUCK: Help Johann try to raise his new rat-wolf pups. With Wolf, if he's willing.

[x] ENTRANCE: Escherian Nightmare

[x] Bedroom

[x] Library

[x] Bath Room

[x] Sitting Room
 
So the Tally is currently a battle between the Shrine to Ranald and Bathroom...

Mathilde's creature comforts versus her devotion to her god who blessed her world changing project.

Decisons, decisions.....

Does the current votes suggest that there would be a plan that opposes setting up a Shrine to to the Gambler next turn?
Actually, the race is between Sitting Room and Bath Room. The Shrine to Ranald is in sixth place.

[X] DUCK: Help Johann try to raise his new rat-wolf pups. With Wolf, if he's willing.
[X] Bath Room
 
[X] DUCK: Each of your three ducklings can fight in melee. Spar with them, and teach them what you can.

[X] DUCK: Adela's interested in mechanics, see if anyone you can introduce her to would be willing to teach her.

[X] ENTRANCE: Pleasant foyer

[X] Bedroom
[X] Library
[X] Bath Room
[X] Sitting Room
 
[X] DUCK: Johann's investigation into the ratling gun has hit a wall. See if you can help.

[Dutch]WE NEED MOAR MUNEH DAKKA[/]
 
@BoneyM How much would quietly getting a mosaic or other form of decorative stone placement around the tower cost? Not something visible from down the mountain, but just a sort of inside joke only visible from the top of the tower, assuming the gyrocopters have no reason to be up that high.

Nothing fancy or magical, just an outline of a closed fist with the tower where a finger would be...
 
This is going to sound strange, but I think we are on the way to turning Kragg the Grim into a radical, by a circuitous and very Ulgu-appropriate route.
  1. First it was make an anti-Chaos belt for a wizard
  2. Then it was make a sword at the very limits of dwarf ruencraft also for said wizard
  3. After that Mathilde called him 'comrade' and he was fine with it, though no dwarf would dream of it
  4. Next comes the Weapon of Runecraft unmatched since before the War of the Beard bringing the very fires of the Underneath to smite the enemies of the dwarfs... in collaboration with Umgi wizards
  5. In a few turns we will be handing Kragg a substance that will let him recharge Ancestor runes before every battle
  6. What do you guys think will happen if after it's been used a few times we ask Kragg with help recreating something like the box to make more snake juice?
*Kragg the Grim gains Trait Daemonsmith (Non-Chaos)*
 
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@BoneyM How much would quietly getting a mosaic or other form of decorative stone placement around the tower cost? Not something visible from down the mountain, but just a sort of inside joke only visible from the top of the tower, assuming the gyrocopters have no reason to be up that high.

Nothing fancy or magical, just an outline of a closed fist with the tower where a finger would be...

The ability to apply hellfire to an entire zipcode needs no adornment.
 
So the Tally is currently a battle between the Shrine to Ranald and Bathroom...
Wait, so you're saying there's a chance we won't be getting a Shrine to only Deity Mathilde has been worshipping?

[X] Bedroom
[X] Library
[X] Vault
[X] Bath Room
NO WAY IN DWARVEN HELL I AM LEAVING ANYTHING RELATED TO THAT LUDOMANIPULATOR(Ranald) UP TO CHANCE!

[X] DUCK: Work with Panoramia for her to finally get around to investigating the greenskin mushrooms she found.
[X] ENTRANCE: Pleasant foyer

...you don't need a full decadent bathroom with king-sized tub to not live like an animal.
No, but if we get a sufficiently large bathtub we get to live like a dolphin.

This is good, because we all know that dolphins are basically the Dhar users of the ocean.
 
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What do you guys think will happen if after it's been used a few times we ask Kragg with help recreating something like the box to make more snake juice?

Maybe it'll spur Kragg into trying to recreate the Rune of Sorcery.

Getting Thunder Mountain and what's left of its rune lore back is now a real possibility for the Dawi which means forging new Anvils of Doom wouldn't be an impossibility.
 
[X] Bedroom
[X] Library
[X] Vault
[X] Bath Room
[X] DUCK: Work with Panoramia for her to finally get around to investigating the greenskin mushrooms she found.
[X] ENTRANCE: Pleasant foyer
 
[X] Bedroom
[X] Library
[X] Vault
[X] Sitting Room
[X] DUCK: Help Johann try to raise his new rat-wolf pups. With Wolf, if he's willing.
 
They're doing their best to make it logistically harder for Mathilde to peace out with all her stuff a decade or two from now haha.

"Well I was gonna just enchant the tower and fly it off to Lustria, but given it's literally anchored to the ground I guess I can stick around..."
Just learn to move the mountain around like that one mad wizard dude moved castles. Then you can sell it like a migrating battle karak to the dwarves.
 
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The funny thing is, Mathilde's MAP has a significant chance to be a bigger contribution to the Colleges than Melkoth's Miasma was.

One's a Ulgu battle magic that maybe 30 people have learned over the history of the Colleges, while the other is a hugely useful teaching aid that might enter use in every College and be available to learn for literally anyone with any magic talent.

Eh. I think you are underselling the number of people that learned it a fair bit, but I agree with the spirit of the point you made.
 
[X] Bedroom
[X] Library
[X] Vault
[X] Bath Room
[X] DUCK: Work with Panoramia for her to finally get around to investigating the greenskin mushrooms she found.
[X] ENTRANCE: Pleasant foyer
 
I really want to test-fire our Tower now. Seriously, we likely have both Collegiate Wizards and Runesmiths chewing at their beards in envy that they weren't part of this Wonder of the World. Also, we seem to have Algards permission to say Tower with a capital T now.

Hm. Random thought, how deep would this effect go? Could it penetrate a layer of stone? Because making a monthly sweep over a graveyard of vampire corpses would be a nice and tidy way to deal with any of the regenerating blaggards.
 
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[X] ENTRANCE: Escherian Nightmare

But it should also have foyer thematics!... Just you know, you watch the sunset from floor, and you're not on the floor, but the wall, on air somehow, and feel like you may drop down into the sky, while having tea.
 
With this project, I think we can cross figuring out how to make our tower fly off the list of long-term projects. I doubt any of the parties we are beholden to would appreciate us making off with one of Belegar's mountains, and the entire mountain is now pretty unquestionably a part of our tower.
 
Sounds: Creates a noise of the type and volume of your choice, projected from where you choose within line of sight, though it can't convincingly mimic speech.
So, is there any chance we could add an enchantment to The Tower that lets us sound off an optional warning gong/siren as we fire it? No real reason besides showing off. But as far as I am concerned that is reason enough.
 
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[X] Bedroom
[X] Library
[X] Sitting Room
[X] Bath Room
[X] DUCK: Work with Panoramia for her to finally get around to investigating the greenskin mushrooms she found.
[X] ENTRANCE: Pleasant foyer
 
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