Lurking_Badger
Cheese Enjoyer
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- Wisconsin
Official Announcement from the Department of Randomness,
We would like to thank all of the directors that participated in the Luck and Randomness Program (LaRP) to help increase interdepartmental luck in the GDI. Within the last quarter, the average dice roll was 56.39, a commendable increase from last years lack luster luck.
We would especially like to congratulate the T-Glass Foundry managers, builders, and workers on their future success based on the latest luck calculations. We would also like to celebrate the random windfall event that will also be happening shortly.
Again I would like to thank everyone's efforts. This includes the workers that set up small Halloween and Christmas celebrations in the office this quarter. Remember that happiness and joy is scientifically proven to improves Average Luck Value!
We would like to thank all of the directors that participated in the Luck and Randomness Program (LaRP) to help increase interdepartmental luck in the GDI. Within the last quarter, the average dice roll was 56.39, a commendable increase from last years lack luster luck.
We would especially like to congratulate the T-Glass Foundry managers, builders, and workers on their future success based on the latest luck calculations. We would also like to celebrate the random windfall event that will also be happening shortly.
Again I would like to thank everyone's efforts. This includes the workers that set up small Halloween and Christmas celebrations in the office this quarter. Remember that happiness and joy is scientifically proven to improves Average Luck Value!
Reginald N. Green, Head of the Department of Randomness