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Cecile tried to hurry back to her room, without looking like she was hurrying. As a Senior Apprentice she had a little more privacy than the communal living for Juniors, and was looking forward to using that newly earned privilege to dive into the fresh copy of
The Würst Witch she'd acquired. It was the second installment, but you made do with what you could get.
To her delight, the book had been easier to bargain for than she'd imagined, and Cecile congratulated herself on getting the better of the deal this time. Perhaps those dull lessons in misdirecting attention from your genuine objectives and concealing your level of interest in an exchange were paying off! Now if she could just get away with skipping Basic Enchantment for an hour of quiet reading, the day would be perfect...
Taking a last surreptitious look up and down the corridor, Cecile slipped into her room and wedged the door closed. Flopping down onto the cot, she cracked open her new book with relish. At last!
As Cecile eagerly began the opening paragraph, her vision swam and an earnest voice echoed around her head. A thought unpacked in her mind, and Cecile could recall as if through parting fog a lecture being given by a short figure in a tall leather hat.
"Number Two Hundred and Seventy Three. The
Würst Witch series. If you believe you are accessing this memory in error, please contact the Grey College at your earliest convenience.
In addition to the many factual errors and misrepresentations concerning upstanding College Wizards, I find the characterisations within this evidentially hastily-written knockoff series banal, the attempts at humor pedestrian and the romance lacking in realistic motivation. Equally damning, the heavy-handed allusions to the most obvious titular references lack the characteristic
frisson of more sophisticated works. The protagonist, while superficially sympathetic, on closer examination is unreliable, hasty and reveals few admirable qualities. My strong recommendation is to instead seek out more meritorious works, such as the oeuvre of esteemed author Stabreim Knockenbeinern and the many exciting romantic adventure stories they have written.
Today we will compare and discuss one of my personal favourites, ..."