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...wow. I wonder why they never tried that? Was it just a misunderstanding of Dwarven culture? Because Slaanesh tempts with desires, and dwarves don't really want Grudges recorded? Or something else?
They're the Excessive, not the Tolerable.
If Slaanesh went with Damnaz Kron, they'd probably make a scene of all the grudges being struck out.

Grim satisfaction of others carrying your will is not Slaanesh's idiom.
 
...You know, we picked up about a thousand gold on this trip...
You know I was trying to think of a argument to have a fortress built in out fief we never use but then I realized that having a fortress is a reason in and of itself.

Plus what Wizard passes up the chance to have their own secret fortress? I mean it is technically not secret but given how obscure our fief is it might as well be.
 
The symbolism in the text was explicit. 1 coin out of all the 'winnings' stacks.

Well actually-

He laughs again, in a tone laced with weariness and satisfaction, and you catch a glimpse of a featureless man sitting before a table with four towering stacks of jade-green tokens, which have already began to fade to various shades of grey. He takes one token from each pile, conceals them in the palm of his hand, and with a gesture reveals a single coin which he flips through the air to you.

It was four coins, one from each pile and one for each face.
 
The entire expedition could have died thrice over and Karaz Ankor still would consider it a miraculous, beyond-belief-smashing success solecy because Vlag.

I'm pretty sure I've been saying this for weeks. :V

(Boney actually had a post from over a month ago that put the Vlag survivors at 'possibly tens of thousands', so this really wasn't shocking to me. Still Really nice to hear, though.)

Sigmar probably gets like... 1/8 credit for everything Mathilde does for the Dawi.

That's a Grudgin'.
 
Anyone else think that the Protector side of the coin is really weird, compared to the others?

The Gambler: You'll gamble better!

The Night Prowler: You'll sneak better!

The Deciever: You'll lie better!

The Protector: You'll damn well get the credit!
 
I'm looking forward to the next time we have a conversation like the one we had with the vampire running a school of necromancy. (Still one of my favorite bits of banter in the quest.)

"What did you do to get that much gear from the dwarves?!"
"Oh, you know. Crossed out some grudges, reclaimed a Karak."
"Which one?"
"Which two, actually."

dawi rn be like
"save the Hold, Mathilde!"
"Wrong Hold!"
"How do we even have this Hold?"
I'm imagining Belegar keeping notes on How To Handle Human Wizards.
"2547. Be very specific when setting tasks."
And that day is today, fabulous

Possibly less fabulous for the dwarves who had to admit that reckless heroism is worth more Dwarf Favor than generations of steady and reliable service, but it's okay, we can fix that

Maybe some sort of new superweapon...
Hey, I wouldn't say our heroism is reckless! It may not be entirely reckfull, but it has at least a moderate amount of reck.
 
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You'll gain rep better!

Also, the gambler isn't really about gambling.

The gambler is about taking risks better, which thematically is close enough.

And my point is that the Protector doesn't actually do anything to make it easier to protect people. Like, I might have expected a bonus like "You will have an inherent sense of where your abilities can be best used to protect the most innocents" or "rolls made to protect innocents get a +X bonus"

Something like that.
 
Anyone else think that the Protector side of the coin is really weird, compared to the others?

The Gambler: You'll gamble better!

The Night Prowler: You'll sneak better!

The Deciever: You'll lie better!

The Protector: You'll damn well get the credit!

That's why it hasn't really been used much, it only benefits Mathilde and doesn't benefit the goals she is trying to fulfill, on top of being the only facet that performs mental manipulation on our allies instead of our foes. IIRC, the main reason we used Protector on this trip was because it was possibly going to become critically important that we have enough social capital to wrest control of the Expedition out of Borek's suicidal hands.

Mathilde is an incredible Protector and that's why she hasn't used it's facet until now, because it doesn't actually help her Protect and is ironically quite selfish.
 
And my point is that the Protector doesn't actually do anything to make it easier to protect people. Like, I might have expected a bonus like "You will have an inherent sense of where your abilities can be best used to protect the most innocents" or "rolls made to protect innocents get a +X bonus"
The Protector is the face of standing up for the rights of the common man. So if Mathilde ever shanks some Noble because he broke those rights over his knee, the Commoners will know the Noble definitely broke those rules and Mathilde had no ulterior motive at all.

I'd call that very helpful to incite a rebellion :D
 
That's why it hasn't really been used much, it only benefits Mathilde and doesn't benefit the goals she is trying to fulfill, on top of being the only facet that performs mental manipulation on our allies instead of our foes. IIRC, the main reason we used Protector on this trip was because it was possibly going to become critically important that we have enough social capital to wrest control of the Expedition out of Borek's suicidal hands.

Mathilde is an incredible Protector and that's why she hasn't used it's facet until now, because it doesn't actually help her Protect and is ironically quite selfish.
If we really are doing something for selfless reasons (as in this case) then it's arguably not even mental manipulation. It simply makes people aware of the truth.

Perhaps that's why it had no trouble going above and beyond in this case.
 
I'm imagining Belegar keeping notes on How To Handle Human Wizards.
"2547. Be very specific when setting tasks."
Or, considering the results:
Don't be too specific or explicit. You might find that alongside a bitter disappointment, they deliver a ton of sugar as a consolation prize.
"Go recover a Karak", as opposed to "Go recover THAT Karak"
That's how you get Karak Vlag back, instead of just the news of Karag Dum's fate. Reconnecting with Ravnvake was just Honey on top of my Stonebread.

Edit: Being a wizard comes with a pathological need to show off. Belegar will probably figure that out in the next ... however long it takes him to untie his brain from the Last of Mathilde's shenanigans.
 
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Anyone else think that the Protector side of the coin is really weird, compared to the others?

The Gambler: You'll gamble better!

The Night Prowler: You'll sneak better!

The Deciever: You'll lie better!

The Protector: You'll damn well get the credit!
I mean, we've seen that Ranald is usually known for the first three faces and not the Protector. See for example our difficulties incorporating him into the Stirland Watch. That seems frustrating enough that it makes perfect sense for the Protector to give the boon of "when I protect you you will damn well understand and appreciate it!"
 
Hell, if the Naggarytheans can teach us how to pass for a Druchii... we would be a spy agency terror when armed with Doppelganger and activating the Prowler! That. That could be quite worth it, for the Elfcation. Hoo boy. Just imagine it. (Of course, even if you perfectly blend into a Dark Elf city, you're probably not perfectly safe -- for example, don't go out on Death Night, and don't piss off important people -- but then that's what the other half of Druchii-related knowledge would fill in for.) Well, maybe not quite as absurd as totally free, but... So long as we weren't being expected and if nobody was taking countermeasures of us... Well.

What do people think?
Most important to the cultural fissure between Dawi and Elgi is that the Elgi have never explained even a little bit about the Civil War or the Asrai or any of the other splinter cultures of Ulthuani Elgi. They literally didn't say shit, when Malekith was a high profile dwarf friend, and then the War of the Beard kicked off.

Like. Elgi are Elgi. There isn't like "some elgi are Dark Elgi and shit" and "some elgi are Caledor Dragontamer and thus pretty alright" it's just "Elf a shit"

being able to report on an elven civil war would be helpful in the sense that it's information that the Dawi do not have, and also there's a schadenfreude of "heh. They're also on the decline with a splinter branch fuckin things up. Not so moral high ground now are ya?"
 
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